types of “con moms”
• the one whos genuinely really cool and makes sure everyone is having fun and staying safe. makes sure everyone drinks water and doesnt skip lunch and isnt climbing tall trees in short skirts
• the one who randomly realizes theyre hanging out with kids and their protective instincts go up, but they arent as vocal about it most of the time. it just peeps in here and there.
• the 14 yr old who randomly decides to adopt everyone
• the 20 yr old who, upon finding out theyre hanging out with kids, does not change their behavior at all an ocassionally mentions “sin ships” and their dirty mind. only calls themself con mom because of age, not because they are actively helping these kids with anything further than costume repair