guys my mom told me

Friendly reminder that

It’s not okay for partners to hit each other!!! Just because one of them is a girl does not mean she can hit or slap her boyfriend!!! Arguments and anger do not justify violence!! I’ve seen relationships depicted like this in fanfiction, books, tv shows, and movies and it’s not okay. Gender does not matter. You. Do. Not. Hit. Your. Partner.

Guys my whole life has been a lie.. my mom told me my time of birth was 12:00pm— making me and Aries Moon. I just checked my birth certificate AND IT SAID I WAS BORN AT 1:05 PM!! —MAKING ME A FREAKING SCORPIO MOON!!! I FEEL BETRAYED !!! BRB WHILE I REVALUATE MY WHOLE EXISTENCE!!!

I also wanna say that i’m sorry for my continuous scropio hate for now…. I am one.

Me: Hey mom, remember that job interview I had with the guy that told me he played rugby? 

Mom: OMG YOU GOT THE JOB???

Me: Don’t be ridiculous. I joined a rugby team though. 

Mom:

Me:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

dear pizza guy,

my mom told me you asked if I live here when you delivered our pizzas. you also asked if I was home. she told me you’re a tall guy with blonde hair and blue eyes.

I don’t associate anyone with those features, so I’m pretty clueless as to who you are. I don’t think you’re super familiar with me either, because I’ve had a boyfriend for the last two years. anyone who knows me would tell you I’m a sucker for my boy. I’m very much in love. however, it was endearing to know someone out there thinks I’m cute. or has an interest in me.

I am very committed to my boyfriend, and would have to shoot you down if ever given the chance. but thank you for thinking of me, even though we don’t know each other.

stay rad,

k

guess what :) i can’t get testosterone until i’m out of high school :) i have to put up with dysphoria until i’m an adult :) and then until i have insurance to get testosterone :) the best i can get is birth control :) to stop my period :) in case i actually do get into show choir :) i’m so fucked up over this :)

Guys, I have some tragic news…

Mom told me that Grandpa had just died. Originally, we wanted him to go through radiation treatment to shrink his brain tumors so that he could spend his last few months at home. Because one of the tumors was bleeding and his lung cancer was getting worse the past few days, that never happened. Now I’m worried about another potential issue: money.

Ever since 2008-09, we have been living in Grandpa’s house because my dad practically abandoned us to be with his new “girlfriend,” resulting in him not paying the bills and us losing our old home. With Grandpa now dead, his daughters—Mom and her sisters— are gonna have to go to probate court to split a certain amount of money so that we’ll at least stay at his house for a while until they can sell it. I fear that and Mom’s job may not be sufficient enough because the worst case scenario is that we end up living without a house and in poverty.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be sulking in my room for the rest of the week… or month… or virtually forever because I’m too scared to know what’s going to happen to us!

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The Signs As Things My Libra Friend Has Said/Done

Aries: ‘’how about we just drop out in year 10 and move to America?’’  and ends up saving £600 in the bank in about a month

Taurus:  fell off his chair and winked at the teacher while doing so

Gemini: does 0 tests/exams and just writes ‘’pls let me leave, i’m a good human’’ in every single answer

Cancer: ‘’relationships are for texting, not for speaking in real pftt’’

Leo: ‘’i think i’m a lesbian, like..i know i’m a guy..but once my mom told me i look like a lesbian and i’m starting to believe it’’

Virgo: ‘’i’m actually really smart once you get past my 100 layers of dumbness’’ *starts laughing at the word dumbness*

Libra: i mean every single one of these

Scorpio: *asks every teacher how they feel about pete wentz*

Sagittarius: ‘’I’ve only cried twice in my life, because of marley and me and pete wentz. both very important issues’’

Capricorn: ‘’i’m tempted to date our 35 year old male science teacher so i can at least pass one of my gcse’s’’

Aquarius: screams in the middle of class ‘’I’M NOT STONED IT’S JUST MY FACE’’

Pisces: *throws up reading the milk fic*

My Mom just told me she’s not sure how we’re going to eat this month.

I dont’ understand how this happens? Like, last month we had enough to go to a WWE event and this month we can’t pay rent or even eat. I know it’s because my Dad doesn’t pay my Mom, but it drives me crazy. Why does he do this to us? He knows that money is for his 5 kids, it’s like he doesn’t care. I’ve realized that maybe he doesn’t.

:/

I’m cracking up. I was buying clothes today and I asked my mom to hold our place in line at the cash register cause I wanted to see if there were any cool Avengers tees in the guys section and my mom just rolled her eyes and told me to go ahead. The cashier over heard us and got all defensive because “clothes shouldn’t have genders what’s the big deal blah blah blah” and getting uppity with my mom and when my mom finally was able to respond without being cut of she just said “I don’t care that it’s a ‘guys’ shirt; she’s in a 'boys’ shirt right now. I’m laughing cause my daughters a freaking dweeb.”

When I was heartbroken and left alone to cry, my mom came in my room asking me why I was crying. I told her my heart was broken by a guy because he told me I was too ugly for him. My mom paused for a bit and then looked at me and said, “well, you have to have a little rain in order to bloom a beautiful flower.”
—  Excerpt from a book I will never write #324 // M.N
5

My mom recently told me that my room looked like a little museum so I decided to take pictures

I decorate my room with everything that inspires me! I cut pictures out magazines, papers, or buy them. My uncle used to collect rocks until he passed away and me and my brothers got them after. I still care for those little stones so much! I try to make everything flowery and cute, with a lot of plants in silly plant pots. I wrote this because I saw someone tag #eurtheyfohrestrooms, in which you have to show pictures of your room and explain how it has to do which you and your childhood and it seemed like a lot of fun!

(What kept me up late until 1 AM. HAHAHAHA! Hot Lindo for breakfast.

@suchanimetrash @otomestudios @lindoheaven @setsuna-mudo @everything-dancewithdevils @dancewithderps @melonsakahina )

     As someone who’s never felt a strong attachment to a place, I am very interested in the reasons people decide to spend their lives in their hometown or in close proximity to where they were born. Is it convenience? The closeness of family and childhood friends as a support system? The land? The lifestyle? Is it really their choice or do they feel stuck?
     I learned that I could find “old-timers” in a certain bar in this town, so I went there and talked to a guy for an hour.
     “My mom loved to talk to people,” he told me. “I’m just like her.”
     He even gave me a hug a couple of times. Towards the end, I asked him what had kept him in this town his whole life.
     “The people. They care about each other. We have fundraisers and raffles all the time and everybody shows up. Last week, we lost a woman to cancer and people from all over the county came to the fundraiser for her family. The downside is that I have so many family members around here—sisters, cousins, uncles—that I’ve lost a lot of people over the years. Everybody is dying on me. I’m tired of going to funerals.”

Carson, WA

My mom told me a story of a guy who quit his job at her office and sent a “it’s was great working here” message to everyone in the company as is traditional but included a “Link to his new gig” and rickrolled the entire company.