guys my mom told me

Junkrat’s German voice lines translated

“My mom always told me not to play with matches”

“Holy Shit!”

“Watch out, oncoming traffic!“ (When enemy Junkrat uses ult)

“Just quickly powder my little nose and continue.“ (after respawning)

“Brrr. I’m freezing my nose off when I look at you.“

“Hold it! Stop! This point belongs to me!”

- few German voice lines of Junkrat

Friendly reminder that

It’s not okay for partners to hit each other!!! Just because one of them is a girl does not mean she can hit or slap her boyfriend!!! Arguments and anger do not justify violence!! I’ve seen relationships depicted like this in fanfiction, books, tv shows, and movies and it’s not okay. Gender does not matter. You. Do. Not. Hit. Your. Partner.

The Signs As Things My Libra Friend Has Said/Done

Aries: ‘’how about we just drop out in year 10 and move to America?’’  and ends up saving £600 in the bank in about a month

Taurus:  fell off his chair and winked at the teacher while doing so

Gemini: does 0 tests/exams and just writes ‘’pls let me leave, i’m a good human’’ in every single answer

Cancer: ‘’relationships are for texting, not for speaking in real pftt’’

Leo: ‘’i think i’m a lesbian, like..i know i’m a guy..but once my mom told me i look like a lesbian and i’m starting to believe it’’

Virgo: ‘’i’m actually really smart once you get past my 100 layers of dumbness’’ *starts laughing at the word dumbness*

Libra: i mean every single one of these

Scorpio: *asks every teacher how they feel about pete wentz*

Sagittarius: ‘’I’ve only cried twice in my life, because of marley and me and pete wentz. both very important issues’’

Capricorn: ‘’i’m tempted to date our 35 year old male science teacher so i can at least pass one of my gcse’s’’

Aquarius: screams in the middle of class ‘’I’M NOT STONED IT’S JUST MY FACE’’

Pisces: *throws up reading the milk fic*

(What kept me up late until 1 AM. HAHAHAHA! Hot Lindo for breakfast.

@suchanimetrash @otomestudios @lindoheaven @setsuna-mudo @everything-dancewithdevils @dancewithderps @melonsakahina )

Me: Hey mom, remember that job interview I had with the guy that told me he played rugby? 


Me: Don’t be ridiculous. I joined a rugby team though. 


Me:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh my gosh

i did it

anonymous asked:

I feel the same way as the anon that wants to work at NASA feels. My family don't laugh at me but they are like "ok study physics but you will get nothing" and I'm like wow thanks family you guys are the greatest

Yeah my mom told me at first she didn’t think I could “get a job” studying astrophysics, but she just didn’t realize what studying astrophysics even meant and what jobs there are

When I was heartbroken and left alone to cry, my mom came in my room asking me why I was crying. I told her my heart was broken by a guy because he told me I was too ugly for him. My mom paused for a bit and then looked at me and said, “well, you have to have a little rain in order to bloom a beautiful flower.”
—  Excerpt from a book I will never write #324 // M.N

So about a week or two ago I posted about my family friend, Airim, who’s only 8 years old and has been suffering from leukemia since he was 4 and I was asking if you guys could please pray for him. Today my mom told me that Airim’s doctors don’t think he’s going to make it and that the chemo will only extend his life a few weeks. I know there’s a few of you reading this so all I’m asking is if you could please pray that Airim will defeat his battle with cancer. idk how to even feel right now I’m so angry at stupid cancer for existing yet I feel like crying because I can’t even imagine how Airim must feel he’s so young :(

Guess What?

I did it, you guys. I told my mom. She said she loves me no matter what, and we had a long talk about hormones and feelings and emotions (and my hormone levels are actually pretty fucked up tbh) and how that might be affecting my feelings and attractions. And she emphasized how much she loved me and I told her the same and how scared and nervous I was.

She understands, and we’re getting my hormones checked again (because we were supposed to do that months ago anyways). I said “what if my hormones are okay?” And she said it wouldn’t be what she’d choose for me and I told her I know and understand. She really wanted me to know that she wasn’t dismissing it because of my hormone problems, but that it does need to be checked. But she loves me so much.

She’s now telling my dad. I’m hoping it’s going well.

Thanks again, everybody. You all helped a lot.

And a huge thanks to Not Moose and her family. She helped so much and I love her to death.

Not as bad as I thought. Just as everyone said.

Thank you. *hugs and kisses*

Love, Assbutt❤️

My mom told me a story of a guy who quit his job at her office and sent a “it’s was great working here” message to everyone in the company as is traditional but included a “Link to his new gig” and rickrolled the entire company.