guys my mom told me

Friendly reminder that

It’s not okay for partners to hit each other!!! Just because one of them is a girl does not mean she can hit or slap her boyfriend!!! Arguments and anger do not justify violence!! I’ve seen relationships depicted like this in fanfiction, books, tv shows, and movies and it’s not okay. Gender does not matter. You. Do. Not. Hit. Your. Partner.


People rlly be thinking that I don’t love myself bc I always got a full face of makeup on but I rlly am confident without makeup. I wear makeup bc I like it and the process of doing my makeup calms me and it’s fun to me. It rlly irks me when people tell me that they think I wear makeup bc I’m “not confident”. Yes I do have self confidence issues but none of it has to do w me always wearing makeup.

Omg you guys something amazing occurred to me just now

My mom once told me that when she was a kid she fell in love with the movie The Sound of Music, but she hated that you never found out what happened to the characters after the movie ended. So she told me that she wrote a bunch of stories about what happened afterwards.

And it didn’t occur to me until just now, but… Fanfiction. She was writing fanfiction.

I have never been prouder to carry on a family legacy. Fixing canon is officially in my blood.


This is really weird to be making a post about my personal life, but I just really need to…idk…vent or..idk let u guys know something is happening in my life.

My mom told me this morning that she is getting a divorce from my dad. She met some really nice guy and she wants to move out to Colorado with him.

When I was a kid, I would pray for their divorce, and I am happy about it, it’s just..really weird, ya know? They’ve been married for 22 years and like…there was vicious fighting for YEARS I mean it’s one of my biggest traumas was my parents fights. My dad is a very unstable alcoholic so I’m just scared he might hurt himself.

I’m going to work through this, it’s just going to take a lot of time.

How to win at kid IT.

When I was younger (think ~15) I was the family IT guy. Still am actually. Back then I used to help countless people free of charge, due to my mother whoring me out for her friends and co workers. I did not like it but I had little say about things. Honestly it was a minor annoyance most of them were pretty cool people and appreciative of my help. The biggest thing that annoyed me was my mother volunteering me when I had other plans.

I did it until the fateful day I dealt with “Harpy”. Harpy was one of those late middle aged bitter as shit women you find every so often not one positive thing came out of her mouth. I honestly have no idea why my mom wanted me to help her. She brought me her computer LOADED with viruses and malware. When she dropped it off the only thing she said to me was “fix it” no thank you no description of the problem nada. So I get all the malware cleaned off viruses removed get it going again I almost had to completely wipe it and reinstall windows it was so bad. I give it to my mom to drop off to harpy.

About a month later Harpy complained to my mother that I had broken her computer and it did not work right. So my mother brings it back home. I look at the computer and figure out what happened. The idiot woman reset all her icons to arrange by name by accident.(FYI if your getting free help don’t try to cover your own incompetence with “it’s your fault you touched it and it broke because of you”) When I originally got the thing was so infected with malware and viruses it barely boot up. Lucky for me I had a backup. I kept a rolling backup of all the computers I worked on before I touched anything for 5 computers just in case shit like this happened. I restored all the viruses and malware.Told my mom give your friend back her computer its just like it was when you gave it to me last time.

The next day I got a call from the Harpy literally screaming and cursing at me telling me “Your was an idiot s&*t kid who does not know computers. How dare you break my F&%#ing computer” ect. ect. Fortunately we had an old fashioned answering machine I picked up the same time as the machine it got everything. That was that I had had enough. I took the bus to my mothers work she came rushing out thinking something horrible had happened and I played the recording for her. When it finished I told my mother from now on its 30 bucks an hour with 2 hours upfront. Or I’m not touching a damned thing.

She took it and whenever one of her friends asked for free PC work she played the recording for them. Saying that’s why I won’t help anyone for free anymore. Word got around the office that not only had harpy screamed at their co-workers kid but cost everyone their free personal slave.

The pro part comes in about a year later. My mothers boss asked my mother if I was still fixing peoples computers she said yes. He wanted to hire me part time over the summer to help out the regular IT guy and wanted to set up an interview. My mom told me. I called the guy up and we set up a time. The interview went really really well but I did not want to work with the harpy who screamed at me. I asked him if harpy still worked there he said “yes she does do you know her?” I told him I did know her and I cant take the job due to an event that happened about a year ago. He of course asked what happened I said “I really don’t want to get into it but he could ask my mom she can give him details.” Come home told mom how the interview went and she still had that tape I could hardly believe it. About 2 months later harpy got the axe.

Apparently she was sweet as could be to the boss and a complete bitch to everyone else. The tape was enough to get the boss to start looking real close at everything she did. My mom still reels at how fast Harpy got written up for shit she had pulled for years.

Me: Hey mom, remember that job interview I had with the guy that told me he played rugby? 


Me: Don’t be ridiculous. I joined a rugby team though. 


Me:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

sksgdd this guy I’ve been talking to asked me to be his gf and I said yes because we’ve both have feelings for each other and I’m happy about it but then my mom told me this guy I used to like wants to contact me and I’m like okay but tf he had his chances and now I’m so confused like I want to tell my mom you know I’m in a relationship now but she probably won’t like it and want me to get with the new guy ugh

(What kept me up late until 1 AM. HAHAHAHA! Hot Lindo for breakfast.

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Drink To Forget, But You’ll Always Remember [Josh Dun]


Y/N walked onto the tour bus to see Josh sitting on the couch watching YouTube videos with his headphones in. She sat down on the couch with a gentle smile on her face. “Hey.” She said happily.

Josh completely ignored her, but she knew he’d ignored her because he twitched a little when she’d spoke. She shook his shoulder gently, not letting that bother her. 

He sighed exasperatedly, pulling one of his headphones out. “What?” He snapped.

“Oh, I just… wanted to know what you were doing.” She said. 

“Watching YouTube. Anything else?” Josh asked, his voice obviously annoyed.

“N-no.” Y/N looked away and took her hand off of his shoulder, “Just wanted to hang out with my boyfriend…” she replied quietly.

“Just go hang out with Jenna and her friends and stop being clingy.” Josh said, scooting a little away from her. 

Y/N bit her trembling bottom lip. “Right.” She said, standing up and grabbing her phone. She called Jenna and tried to keep her voice steady. “Hey, yeah I’ll be over in ten, just give me a bit to get ready.” She said. 

She hung up the phone and walked into the tour bus’ bathroom. She applied some makeup, fixing her hair. The word ‘clingy’ kept clouding her mind. Is that what Josh thought of her? She shook her head, she needed to just go have a few drinks and let this go. He was probably just stressed and taking it out on her. Whatever, she was fine, there was nothing wrong.

She let out a small huff, running her fingers through her hair. Why was he being like this? They were halfway through the tour. She pulled on the only nice top she had, a crop top that she adored, and walked out of the bathroom. She set her backpack down back where it belonged.

“I’m gonna go out, Josh, uh, call me if you need anything.” She said.

Josh pulled an earbud out, shooting her an annoyed look. “What?” He asked, his voice coated with a thick annoyance.

Y/N almost let out a gasp at how harsh he seemed. She was used to a gentle, happy Josh. She shook her head, walking to the bus’ door. “Never mind.” She said, her voice cracking.

Josh noticed how she wiped her eyes gently, carefully. Did he make her cry? Josh sighed, burying his face in his hands in frustration. He knew he needed to apologize when she came back.


The girl Y/N had drunk-befriended had just left, and now Y/N had no idea where they’d wandered. She wasn’t exactly drunk, but she definitely wasn’t sober. It was starting to get dark, and she felt an inescapable loneliness wash over her. Where did her friend’s go? She wanted to talk to one of them, it didn’t matter who it was. She pulled out her phone, her trembling fingers tapping a contact. She held the phone up to her ear, thinking she had called Jenna.

“J-Jenna? Where are you? I’m lost. I… I wandered off, I don’t know where I am. And now Josh is gonna get even more mad at me, because he says that I’m clingy, and now I’m being a drunken loser. Why would he say that? Does he really think I’m clingy? I just wanted to cuddle with him, because I haven’t gotten to see him all day. And then he acted like I was annoying. Am I annoying? Is Josh gonna leave me for someone else?” Y/N rambled drunkenly, sobbing and hiccuping. 

She couldn’t control herself, the alcohol she’d consumed had taken away any restraint she’d had. 

“Y/N, baby, I need you to look for a street sign okay? I’m gonna come get you.” Josh said on the other line.

“Josh, w-why do you have Jenna’s phone?” Y/N asked, stumbling around in search of a street sign.

“You didn’t call Jenna’s phone, you called mine. Now try and find a street sign for me, okay?” Josh said patiently.

“Uh, there’s one that says Pembrook on it.” She said, leaning against a wall and staring at the green street sign.

“Okay, I’m gonna have to hang up. I want you to stay where you are, okay?” Josh said.

“O-okay.” She said, sitting on a curb. The phone hang up and Y/N sobbed into her hands. She pulled her hands away to see that all of her makeup had smeared off. 

She wiped it on the cement, scratching her palms slightly. She was too drunk to care. She lay down on the curb, closing her eyes and going to sleep. 


“I can’t believe you didn’t watch her.” Josh said angrily, setting Y/N on the bus’ couch.

“I can’t believe you treated her like that! I’m surprised she didn’t get completely shit-faced.” Jenna stressed, sitting down next to Y/N and wiping her face gently with a damp rag.

“It’s not my fault! I’m so stressed right now, and she doesn’t get that. She just waltzes onto the bus, trying to get all up on me when I’m obviously not in the mood!” Josh exclaimed.

“Did you bother to tell her that you were stressed?” Jenna asked, cleaning Y/N’s hands and bandaging them up.

“She should have known!” Josh said, sitting down by the door.

“Josh, she’s not a mind-reader. You have to communicate with her.” Jenna said softly, noticing that Y/N was starting to wake up.

Y/N shot up, her eyes shooting across the room. “The fuck?” She blurted out.

Jenna giggled and touched her shoulder. “You’re back on the bus.” Jenna said.

“Oh, right.” Y/N caught sight of a sad-looking Josh. Her eyes immediately left his, as if she didn’t know if she had permission to look at him. “W-well I’m gonna go back to sleep.” She stammered, scrambling for an excuse to avoid Josh.

“I think you should talk to Josh first, sweetie.” Jenna said.

“I-I’ll do that w-when I w-wake up. I’m r-really tired.” Y/N insisted.

Jenna left as soon as she saw Josh stand up and walk over to Y/N. He sat on the edge of the couch. “I’m so, so sorry baby. I didn’t mean any of the things I said, I’m just stressed about this tour. I shouldn’t have taken it out on you.” Josh said, looking straight into  Y/N’s eyes.

“Oh.” Was all she could get out.

Josh touched her arm, not knowing whether he should hug her or not. She gently leaned into his chest. Her hesitant arms wrapped around his waist, hugging him gently. He hugged her back. “Y-you know, my mom told me to never trust a guy who has more tattoos than you can count. B-but I don’t know if she’s right about that.” Y/N stammered.

Josh smiled at her attempt to make conversation. Josh pulled away, cupping Y/N’s face gently. “Yeah well, my mom always told me to never trust a girl who wears red lipstick. But everybody’s wrong at some point in time. Am I forgiven, or do I need to make reparations in the form of chocolate and flowers?” Josh replied.

“Mmm, I think you’re forgiven.” Y/N said.

“Alright then. Why don’t we go to bed?” Josh asked.

Y/N nodded, letting Josh pick her up and carry her to their bunk. They cuddled for the rest of the night in comfortable silence, wrapped in each other’s arms.

lightning-mcqueer  asked:

Hey,I came out to my mom as a Trans guy and she told me she will never accept me and never call me by my preferred pronouns (he/him). this has made my depression flair up so badly I've had trouble thinking anything positive/taking care of myself Help

I know it’s hard, but you’re going to have to be your own ally in this. You know you’re a man, so there. Your mom is wrong, and you need to know that– don’t let her make you feel like you’re the one who is wrong. If a mother acted the same way towards a cis guy– saying things like: “no, you’re a she! I’m gonna call you she! I don’t care what you say!”– then people would say she’s crazy. You’re a guy. Cool. If I ever meet you it will be he/him pronouns from me. Always strive for the confidence in your gender that a cis person feels– you’re a man, and that’s not up for debate.

My mom just told me something AWESOME. 
We’re TRAVELING to JAPAN. DJSKJAL Apparently Sammy needs to make some trades but he’s too much of a wimp to take our regular goons.  😂
So guess who gets to tag along??? Meeeeeeeeeee. I’ve never been to Japan and I’m just djskljakd. 😍 😍  Plus mom says we’re going to a “Mob Dinner”, guess who’s getting some new clothes????  💅 💅

Oh! So here’s the gross part, I’m going on hiatus for a little bit before I start spamming again and being a selfie whore. But I’m super excited and finally getting tf out of Valdez!!  😩 

Not Just a Girl

Fic Request: Can you do one where Lydias kind of like the smart girl in school no one really notices until Stiles the popular kid at school starts dating her and all these girls get jealous and start bashing at lydia?

Rating: T

Genre: Angst, Fluff, Romance, Nerd!Lydia

Author: allineedcd

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Aries: ‘’how about we just drop out in year 10 and move to America?’’  and ends up saving £600 in the bank in about a month

Taurus:  fell off his chair and winked at the teacher while doing so

Gemini: does 0 tests/exams and just writes ‘’pls let me leave, i’m a good human’’ in every single answer

Cancer: ‘’relationships are for texting, not for speaking in real pftt’’

Leo: ‘’i think i’m a lesbian, like..i know i’m a guy..but once my mom told me i look like a lesbian and i’m starting to believe it’’

Virgo: ‘’i’m actually really smart once you get past my 100 layers of dumbness’’ *starts laughing at the word dumbness*

Libra: i mean every single one of these

Scorpio: *asks every teacher how they feel about pete wentz*

Sagittarius: ‘’I’ve only cried twice in my life, because of marley and me and pete wentz. both very important issues’’

Capricorn: ‘’i’m tempted to date our 35 year old male science teacher so i can at least pass one of my gcse’s’’

Aquarius: screams in the middle of class ‘’I’M NOT STONED IT’S JUST MY FACE’’

Pisces: *throws up reading the milk fic*