guys i'm kind of weird

In my geology class today we were talking about the Caloris Basin on Mercury and the “Weird Terrain” on the antipodal side, and my friend just leaned over to me and said “’Weird Terrain’ sounds like it could be something in a ‘planetary gothic’ post” and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about that all damn day.

But like, why answer the door for strangers when you can instead pretend you’re on a stealth mission in a video game, and sneak through your house in order to get out of sight safely and avoid human interaction altogether?