guys i have this headcanon going on and i just

Harry: i don’t get girls, they’re crazy. please give some advice before i go crazy

Sirius: have you tried kissing guys instead?

Harry: what?

Sirius: it worked for me

Harry: wait what

Sirius: I’m gay

Harry: what?

Sirius: totally gay. completely gay. just look at me and remus!

Harry: you and remus?

Sirius: for years.

Harry: so remus is gay?

Sirius: no, no, he likes women too. he’s bi. i’m gay

Harry: and you two are together. right?

Sirius: exactly


Sirius: but have you tried?

So I’ve realized that a lot of reverse crushes au basically just switch Marinette and Adrien’s personality so I was wondering how it would go it they acted instead more the way they canonically do and here’s what I have so far (feel free to add your headcanons)

• Adrien being hopelessly in love with Marinette and, since she’s not awkward around him, they are friends BEST FRIENDS

• So he flirts with her all the time and she mostly just brushes it off but sometimes she flirts back since she thinks he’s not really serious about it bc they’re just friends joking around (basically canon ladynoir)

• and Ladybug having this massive crush on the guy she’s supposed to work with but it takes a long time for them to actually start working together because whenever he tried to talk to her she would get all flustered and start stuttering and run away but he eventually gets used to it and accepts that that’s just how she is and it’s okay because she’s nice and really brave when in battle mode

• for marichat it’s just chat trying to impress his crush but (unlike with Adrien) Marinette.exe stops working everytime he flirts with her and he’s just like !!!!!!!!

• and ladrien is just Ladybug laughing, bickering, teasing and joking around one of her best friends and finding it all hilarious because that dork has NO idea, and him wondering why ladybug is never that comfortable around Chat and deciding that he really likes that side of her and that he’s going to try to get her to be more like this with Chat

anonymous asked:

Theory: Chloe redemption would be so distinctly ~her~ that as much as she enjoys fighting akumas with LB, a girl just can't leave her hair and nails undone! So Chloe would just be so tired of her appointments being cancelled by akuma attacks. . .

… She just learns to keep quiet so she could actually make it to a manicure because, girl, fighting super villains takes a TOLL, and … Yea …

see that’s the kind of redemption arc i want. chloe becomes a hero, but she is still so completely chloe. i love that idea up there xD

  • like chloe would be a fucking brutal, bad ass superhero and put her heart and soul into the fight but god forbid she breaks a nail 
    • queen bee: *kicking an akuma’s ass* *suddenly stops and screams in horror*
    • ladybug: oh my god, are you okay?
    • queen bee: NO im not okay i just chipped my fucking manicure
  • she always asks the team if they can reschedule patrols that don’t happen during the new episodes of “the bachelor”
    • “i can’t be behind im gonna get spoiled on twitter and i’ll fucking kill someone if that happens”
  • she’ll purposefully get someone really angry and hope they get akumatized so that her test next period will be cancelled
    • marinette keeps trying to explain why she can’t be doing that but chloe doesn’t get it
    • “we learn more about hawkmoth, another civilian is saved, and i have an extra 24 hours to study for math. find me one flaw with this.”
  • she tries to sneakily drop hints to her father that queen bee and volpina should get a statue too
    • “you know. not that i care or anything. just for….symmetry. and accuracy and all that. got some preliminary sketches of the queen bee statue. again. not that i care or anything”
    • “very important to get the nose right daddy don’t mess that up.”
  • post-reveal situation, chloe’s is hands down the best at coming up with believable covers for her teammates 
    • adrien’s taking forever to recharge his kwami and get back to class and the teacher’s wondering where he is
    • chloe: “the poor darling’s been modeling so much lately that he pulled a muscle in his neck after gym classes, really awful business, he was in the nurse’s office during the entire akuma attack, he should be on his way back.”
      • chloe *texting adrien*: there’s a forged nurse’s slip in the boys bathroom, go get it. also, walk in like you have a stiff neck. don’t ask. just do it. 
  • she low-key supports chat’s idea of having a miraculous hide out for the four of them
    • “daddy knows a guy that can make it happen with no questions asked i just need to make the phone call.”
  • she flat out refuses press interviews unless she has a full face of makeup on
    • “queen bee! an interview for the – ”
    • “darlings, i really would, but it’s seven in the morning, i have no concealer on, and there’s no way im appearing on camera. go talk to ladybug.”
Long Jenkins Headcanon:

Jenkins does in fact see their whole group as ‘reincarnations’ of his old friends. Yes even an immortal can believe in reincarnations. In Flynn he obviously sees his old king Arthur. His friend, his worried, caring, brave, self-destructive to a fault friend who thought he alone could do everything. Even when he had his whole round table of knights. He sees more of Arthur in Flynn than even he’d like to admit. But he also sees things he didn’t in Arthur. A willingness to try to be better and connect faster. It takes less time for Flynn to become the leader than Arthur had.

Then there is Jacob Stone. He sees so much of himself in this odd cowboy. He sees someone who will fight for a good cause, who just wants to prove himself. It’s almost painful till he hears Stone chastise Cassie the first time or get after the groups Thief. Then all he hears and sees is Gawain. Quick to judgement and action. Rushing ahead and then slowing down. Smart as anything but always forgetting to actually take time to fully think. He sees Stone getting better though, learning to forget faster than Gawain did, but is still the first to fight and preferring fists over weapons. He sees him become a bit of Kay too, both having slow but strong forming bonds with their king and leader. As if becoming brothers.

Then Eve. His first uneasy friend in the group. He sees the fighter Queen he once knew. He smiles when she worries about her Librarians so like Guinevere whenever the knights went on another quest. But yet like Flynn she’s so much like his old liege sometimes he fears for her. Like when Moriarty showed up and she was put in that fantasy realm. He instantly feared he’d see two friends be heartbroken again but then she overcame the faults her previous life had seemed to make. She choose Flynn and didn’t betray him. He smirks when he tells her and the others tales of how once Guinevere had trained a few of the younger knights and all had been shocked when she’d beat them at first. And how she was often around the table herself when big battles came time, helping Arthur pick his best strategies.

And Cassandra. While he knew she had been labeled his old friend Merlin in that story book fiasco he also knew she was more like the combination of the old Wizard and Morgan Le Fay than any of them liked to admit. He saw Morgan’s passion and stubbornness. He sees some of her scary ambition and trickery to do things without others around to prove herself. But then he also sees Merlin’s kindness, his humility. He sees the wisdom in her eyes after a while. Especially when he caught her after she collapsed. He saw the fear he once saw in his old friend’s eyes when he almost died in a battle that the old Wizard had joined them to. He was more worried about the knights than himself and Jenkins had regretted not letting Merlin know he was loved a mistake he didn’t make with Cassandra. Even if she frustrated him, she also was the best mix of two people in his life that meant so much. She was always willing to help him, but also sometimes the cause of great fun and intense conversations about theories.

Then there was the thief. Ezekiel Jones. The youngest member of their group and at first he thought the one most likely to leave and yet he stayed. He proved himself over and over again. He reminded Jenkins of young Percival, smooth of tongue but also braver than the others gave him credit for. He was a trickster with a heart of gold. He loved harder than any of them but kept it hidden. Jenkins could see it, even when he gave the young man a hard time that he really cared about the whole team. Even if he played off that he was self-absorbed. That he noted was a very Mordred tactic. The young broody man had often been friends with Percival. Both got into the most trouble but a few times saved the rest of the table with their more hidden knighthoods than all out sword fighting and such. It warmed his heart when he saw Ezekiel also chosen as a ‘mother figure’ by Nessie’s youngest egg. He remembered the first time he’d meet Nessie while being on the round table, he remembered Mordred becoming fast friends with the creature and any animal around him really. It showed how truly good the boy was, even if he changed as man. Jenkins just hopped time would prove that Ezekiel would take a better path than that.

Yes Jenkins saw his old family in this new rag-tag group. And sometimes it hurt him, but sometimes when he thought none of them where looking he’d truly smile. Because his family had found him. He wasn’t alone again. He felt more alive than he had in hundreds of years. And how he hopped he could see this one through better days, even if it meant he had to fall off a few cliffs, or get tunnels partially collapsed on him. He’d do it, as long as he could see them all thrive and survive. His friends. His family.

When Sherlock is too pretty

Can you imagine the self restraint that John has to show when Sherlock walks around being god-damn pretty in his posh suits with the straining buttons on his shirt and the long graceful line of his neck and that ridiculously pouty mouth, I mean phew it’s just illegal.

Well what if one day Sherlock just looks too fucking good and John’s mouth starts talking before he can censor himself and he says way too fiercely:

“I want to fucking mess you up.”

There’s an awkward silence. John goes red, Sherlock looks alarmed. John is never ever coming back from this. 

“Go for it,” says Sherlock.

And that’s how they ended up having smutty, smutty sex, guys. 

karathrineplumsay  asked:

yo you got any tree bros headcannons bc count me in

(these are from random days at like 3 am where i got a sudden thought so i’m just copy and pasting them some may be half asleep stupid ones)

- connor asks evan out to prom as a joke and then evan is actually excited and says yes so connor has to go to zoe for advice on how to dance/dress/do prom
- evan joking that connor should get an under cut because some hot guy at the store had one
- connor showing up to school the next day with his hair in a bun, showing off his under buzz cut
- ev an fr ea k ing o ut but loves it
- connor somehow convinced evan to go to a concert with him and evan ends up LOVING it and connor gets to watch him dance and sing along and have a great time
- heidi is confused as to where all of these large shirts/hoodies/sweaters are coming from when she washes evans clothes until cynthia calls and asks if connor left his favorite hoodie there
- connor refuses to take it back because “i love it on you better, plus it gives me a reason to hold you closer cause i’m cold”
- rolling skating date! at some random time when they skip school so it’s empty! the workers hating them! connor falling a lot bc lanky boi! evan being surprisingly good??
- double dates with zoe and her boyfriend/girlfriend/partner
- sitting against a tree at break sharing headphones while connor sketches and evan reads
- skype calls when one of them goes on vacation
- connors skype being taken over by the rest of the murphy clan because they all love evan so much
- heidi being a good and pure™ mom and leaving pamphlets about having safe sex in evans bathroom
- connor finding them one morning he stayed over and never letting evan live it down
- evan is blushy and nervous and steals them away but secretly keeps them for later because he’s scared of getting a disease and dying even tho connor hasn’t been with anyone else??
- connors family and evans family all going out for a huge party when the boys graduate
- treebros going to college together because evan helped connor get his grades up !!
- connor helping evan in return come up with ideas for his scholarship essays and he gets enough for college!!! proud of him
- them driving there together but not before an hour long crying hug fest from the hansen/murphys/kleinmans
- heidi crying and saying that the next time she sees evan he’s probably gonna be engaged
- she’s my wrong,,,,,
- connor totally was trying to finish schoolwork at like ¾ am and evan wanted him to come to bed
- evan trying to get him to take a break and sleep but he doesn’t want to do they start kinda arguing in their sleepy states
- connor, being sleep deprived, blurted out in the middle of the argument that he wanted to marry evan
- evan being all ???? bc morning then all !!!!!! when he realizes he was serious and is currently fumbling a ring out of his desk drawer

Headcanons for The Outsiders if Johnny and Dally Lived (Happy)

A/N: I know this might not all be realistic, but someone requested happy post-book headcanons (with living Johnny and Dal) and I was in need of some happy writing. I really hope you guys enjoy this! PS: I have to tag @zeusspirits because I know she’ll love this

Word Count: 360

Headcanon Count: 29

Warnings: None

Pairings: None! This is just about The Outsiders characters

- After the rumble, Dally grabbed Pony and they went to go see Johnny
- Dally used a blade on the doctor, but the doctor merely rolled his eyes
- “He’s doing much better, so you can’t see him. We don’t want to tire him out.”
- Dallas Winston, who always fights for and gets what he wants, decided to back down this time
- He wouldn’t dare compromise Johnny’s health
- So, Dally and Ponyboy headed home and told the gang the good news
- A week later, Johnny was released from the hospital
- He would be able to walk again, despite the doctor’s original diagnosis
- He would just need a lot of physical therapy
- The gang decided to work together to pay for Johnny’s physical therapy because his parents refused to
- When it came time for the trial, Ponyboy and Johnny were both very nervous
- Luckily, they had each other and they comforted each other
- The trial went smoothly
- After the trial, the whole gang celebrates with cake
- A year later, Johnny walked for the first time and boy, did the gang celebrate that
- Dally actually hugs him (sort of) after that
- “I’m real proud of you Johnnycake.”
- Life for the greasers actually seemed to get better
- Of course, money and the social classes were still an issue
- However, Darry got promoted
- Two-Bit got a flexible-hours job as a bartender
- Dally and Tim won a ton of fights and became known over time as the toughest greasers in Tulsa
- Steve graduated high school with pretty good grades
- Soda got promoted too!
- Johnny moved out of his parent’s house when he turned seventeen and started living with the Curtis’ and paying them a small rent from a job he got babysitting Two-Bit’s sister
- Angela, Sylvia, Kathy, and Evie continued to be the coolest girl greasers around
- Curly realized he was half decent at football and started playing with Ponyboy and his brothers on occasion
- Ponyboy finished the school year with all A’s and improved in track (he went to state!)
- Life was good and the gang was finally able to relax somewhat

anonymous asked:

Could we get something like the team cheering Shiro up after he froze or broke down during training, Something related to his PTSD. Just some positivity for the guy because he deserves it

i LOVE this request and i’m always up for some good ol team positivity and support!! :)

ALSO: i have a headcanon that whenever one of the paladins is sad, everyone sends their designated color of emoji heart and it instantly makes everyone feel better… it reminds them that there are other people close-by who care about them and understand exactly what they’re going through 💜


If Johnny’s mum cared about him…

“Johnny” She whispered brokenly as she wobbled over to her only son. “My baby boy.” 

She winched the moment she saw the bruises on his cheek, the cut on his lip and she noticed the way his breathing heaved and the way he winced on occasion… he probably had a broken rib or two. 

“I’m so sorry… He is gone, okay? For good this time, I swear it.” She sat next to him, and wrapped him up in her bruised arms. “He is never going to hurt us again, okay? I won’t let him.” 

She meant it this time. She refused to be beat down by someone that was meant to love her, by someone she had grown to hate. She wouldn’t let him hurt her son. 

“Why doesn’t he love me, mum, what did I do wrong?” For the first time in awhile she saw him break, the tough, diamond like wall he had put up around his heart was shattering under the pressure of his anger and hurt. 

“Oh Johnny, my darling, you didn’t do anything wrong. I don’t think he knows how to love anything. I’m so sorry that I put you through this, okay? I should’ve gotten out sooner, I should’ve- I… I should’ve. I’m a terrible mother.” 

“You’re not, momma.” He whispered, 

“He was always promising me that he would change, that he’d never hurt you or me ever again… I always believed him, I wanted to believe him. He used to be such a great guy, I never thought he would turn out this way. You and I are going to figure this out, okay? We can move, I can find a job, we could live with grandma… We’ll never have to see him again.” 

He hugged her as tightly as he could without hurting her bruised body… he just wanted to get away from that monster.

A-Z NSFW: Sehun

Originally posted by baekhyunstolemyeyeliner

Disclaimer: I couldn’t find the original poster this came from, but I got this from philanddanxreader, I didn’t come up with this.

A = Aftercare 
Sehun’s the baby, he’s normally the one being taken care of, so I don’t see him being overly good at caring for someone else he cant even cook noodles cmon so aftercare is kind of a joint effort between the two of you. 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) 
His hips are out of this world, I don’t trust those things, they have a mind of their own. Sehun knows his hips are the shit, especially when it comes to being with you, his hips are kind of his pride and joy. I ain’t even going to try and play, he loves your ass. There, I said it. He’s got pretty big hands too…your booty is his go to place to touch and grab at any given time.

C = Cum 
Because he’s young and he’s not the most experienced and porn is lies I don’t think he quite knows how to deal with cummin when another person is in the mix(i.e. not jerkin it) so he’s kind of messy. Changing the sheets and a shower are almost a necessary thing to do after sex with him.

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) 
It’s not really anything significant, like he tried on your panties a few times or anything, I think a lot of people do this? But who’s going to tell someone they jerk off to their instagram selfies, honestly?

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Him and Kai be takin’ noonas’ phones and giving them back with the history erased….we know what y’all were up to you little shits. He’s pretty young, and even younger when he got into SM, so I don’t think he had a lot of time to fool around, but if his ass is taking a noona’s phone and doin that, boy watches too much porn, he knows what he’s doing.

F = Favorite position
He’s almost a sub, in the sense he lets you do what you want. Not so much about control, but he likes laying back, and watching you in your element while riding him, just his hands on your hips guiding you slightly. Sehun’s unspoken thing, not so much a kink though, is he likes seeing you above him, you riding him and the likes.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Sehun’s a dork, we all know this. But I think subconsciously he puts on a mask of a ‘man’ when he’s in the bedroom, he’s pretty focused and all business and intense eyes when he’s having sex. Unless he’s drunk…then that’s a different story.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
Sehun’s pretty smooth, not a lot of hair on his tummy, just a lil bit, so I imagine that matches down below. Not a lot, just a lil bit. He keeps his junk pretty organized, he’s not bare, he trims pretty well, though.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
I don’t see Sehun being the most romantic boyfriend/lover in general, I think you’d be more of a dorky couple than romantic so I don’t think he’s really into the whole circus of going all out just to show how much he loves you and all, when he can just say it. He’s an after sex talker, to be honest with you, he coos about how much he loves you once you’re done and just coming down from the high.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
Again….the noona’s phone…I don’t know any boy that just casually watches porn and doesn’t jerk off. Sehun’s a ‘steal and noona’s phone and lock himself in the bathroom’ kind of masturbater, it’s completely obvious what he’s doing but he thinks he’s being sneaky so we’ll just let it slide.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
I really don’t see him being very kinky, pretty vanilla in that area to be honest with you. He’s got a thing for your butt, so it’s not a stretch of the imagination that he really likes spanking you. He gets to touch the booty, and leave his mark, two birds, one stone, amiright?

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
Sehun’s kind of a lazy boy, but what do you expect from the baby? He likes any place that he can actually relax and stay relaxed when it’s over, he doesn’t have to move. So the bed is the majority of sex with him, but the couch gets sprinkled in here and there.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
He’s a fairly confident guy, but get flustered from compliments. But he really gets going when you overly hype him up, talking about how handsome he is and how much you love him and how much you love him touching you and working your body. Sehun’s a sucker for it, and you’re racing to the bedroom.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He’s not really into bondage, he doesn’t like the idea of being trapped or held down, or you or himself. So handcuffs and ropes and all that good stuff aren’t even on the list.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Sehun is one of the rappers, so his tongue is in perfect working condition. He’s not the most skilled, but he’s an quick learning if you tell him what to do, that’s easily fixed. And he certainly won’t turn down anything that means he doesn’t have to use his hands on himself, seeing you on your knees for him is almost enough to make him cum on the spot.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Sehun’s another boy that I think will be normally slow but firm, his thrusts are purposefully but he’s almost lazy with his fucking. Obviously it’s not always that way, sometimes he ventures into pretty rough fucking, but on the norm, he really just let’s you have the power on top of him while he bucks lazily into you from below.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Sehun’s a fan of pulling you into the bathroom before or after a show or concert, just to relieve some pent up frustrations and nerves. They’re not his favorite, but he does enjoy them, and he always promises to do it properly when you two get home.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
(Look to T for further explanation) Sehun’s kind of a quiet boy, hyper, but quiet. So no one really expects him to be a freaky one, but he likes testing out different things. Sehun’s one of the boys that’ll try almost anything once. Toys, positions, locations, as long as he likes it and doesn’t have a bad experience(or already have a negative opinion with it) he’ll try it if you’re willing as well.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Sehun’s pretty young, and he’s kind of a hyper mess, so I see him being fairly okay with going for pretty long rounds, and 2-3 rounds on the average with him.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
On a trip to the mall, you two spotted and made jokes about vibrating panties, or just a small vibrator with a separate remote. He’d gotten the latter as a joke, saying he’d make you use it at the next award show he brought you two. Who’d have thought he’d been serious? He likes toys that make you squirm, vibrating ones being the toy his personal favorite.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He’s a slight tease, not unbearably so, but he crosses the line just enough to have you whining for him before he’ll stop and give you what you really want.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
I don’t think he’s very vocal with sex, I feel like Sehun is more of a low grunting kind of guy. When he’s close, he moans a little bit louder, but outside of the room no one’s really going to hear him.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
The biggest secret that you two will take to your grave, is drunkenly stumbling into Suho’s room while the boys were still out and fucking there. Thank the gods you didn’t pass out afterwards, but as soon as you were finished, Sehun tried to reach for the remote to have his post-sex cuddle and movie with you, and realized ‘oh shit, we’re in the wrong room’. Oops?

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Nana says Sehun is a skinny lil baby that he isn’t packing some sausage links in his pants. ‘He’s got more of a hotdog situation’ bye yall he’s more on the slender side of the spectrum, but he’s a bit longer than average, he’s got about half an inch on the average size.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Sehun is pretty much a hyper child, and a young hormonal boy, so having you, he doesn’t exactly hold back his yearning and lust. His drive is pretty high, he can’t keep his hands to himself if you’re in the equation, he’s clingy in the relationship aspect, and that just gets amplified in your sexual relationship.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Okay…he’s stays up all night doing live videos ?? Does he even sleep? Anyways, I don’t think he falls asleep easily after, or at all really. More like he just wants to lay down and cuddle afterwards, but very rarely does he fall asleep quickly after sex.

The Whole Gang Likes You

Request: Headcanons about the whole gang liking you

- The Curtis brothers at dinner one night all confessed they liked you. “I have to tell you guys something that I need to get off my chest.” Sodapop blurted out. Darry nodded motioning for Soda to continue. “Well I uh really like y/n!” Pony’s eyes widened, “No you can’t! I like her too and you’re not going to ruin this for me!” Darry began blushing scarlett at the mention of your name. Pony glared, “Wait you too?! The first girl I actually like, and you guys like her too?!” Soda smiled sheepishly, “I guess it’s just a Curtis thing?”

- Two-Bit doesn’t hold back and flirts with you every chance he gets.

- Johnny just keeps to himself, except for Dallas who admits he likes you too. They decide that both of them can’t date you, because of bro code but they always talk about you together.

- Steve is an attention whore when you’re around, and does everything to keep you focused on him.

- Pony always gives you stuff like drawings or poems or invites you to hang out, and is a huge suck up/kiss ass.

- Steve and Sodapop arm wrestle or have little competitions over who gets to ask you out. They always end up being tied and are always competing.

- Darry’s the only one actually old enough to ask you out, and he does.

- Everyone’s pissed that your Darry’s girlfriend and not their own. So they always prank him to make up for it.

Spideypool Headcanon #39

Of course Wade plays Pokemon Go whilst swinging through the city with Peter. Usually Peter accommodates him but there are occasions when it bugs (heh) the living daylights out of him.
“Well technically I am a passenger.” (Half strangling Peter) - “Down there, down there. There’s a migikarp and I only need one more to evolve mine into a gariados.” “Pete stop moving so much I can’t throw this poke ball accurately enough.” “Wait wait stop go back, we just missed a pokestop.” “I know we’re kinda chasing a bad guy but could we chase him in THAT direction cause there’s a jigglypuff over there and I don’t have one of those yet.”

Someone come talk to me about Seamus and Luna speaking as Gaeilge to each other, & Seamus speaks in the wesht dialect obviously & Luna’s is more standardised/East cause that’s where Evana is from, and sometimes they just recite the “An bhuil cead agam…” cause maybe they’re not both fluent but they know the basics from primary school, and they’ve got the daitheanna and the “Is/Ni maith liom..” stuff and okay I can see them going out to bars and Luna pointing out guys to Seamus like “Buachaill deas?” “Seá, buachaill deas.”
& Yeah just these two Irish cuties keeping the Gaeilge alive and confusing the Sasnachs

Klance flirting headcanons

( we officially have 50 followers guys oh my gosh thankyou so much! I will write an actual klance oneshot thing later but for now I will write some headcanons! And also some yoi stuff later anyway a lot of content is going to be happening tonight/today whatever time zone just…thankyou…anyway enjoy!)

  • Ok, so let’s talk about the flirting which I haven’t written about yet. 
  • Basically Lance will flirt obviously but sometimes when Keith doesn’t get it he explains it and Keith goes really red.
  • Lance does too…
  • It is adorable. 
  • One time Keith tries to flirt (cue flashback to the night before when he was literally begging for Shiro to teach him because he doesn’t know stuff like this!) .however Shiro wasn’t the best help as he laughed for a bit and said about how he can’t flirt either if his life depended on it and to ask Pidge or Hunk (he threw a pillow at Shiro first however for laughing at him) 
  • Shiro laughed his ass off even more after that. 
  • Anyway Keith does so and gets a lot of cheesy pick up lines from Hunk (and Pidge groaning in retaliation).
  • So Keith decides to use a punny pick up line (with caution) .it takes him awhile to walk in the room.  
  • Everyone is sitting on the couches relaxing. 
  • Just…Keith stands there for ten minutes thinking about going in but not…
  • You know what? Stuff it he will be bold Lance is his boyfriend he can so do this! 
  • He is the red paladin of Voltron! .and he is going to march in there and flirt with Lance!
  • He has actually flirted with him before however he has always flirted with him on accident.
  • I mean for some, reason by accident he can flirt extremely well but on purpose no way! 
  • Come on Keith back to being brave and doing it.
  • He walks in quickly with determination on his face.
  • He says without stammering mind you (he practised a lot in the mirror earlier).
  • “Your lips look a bit lonely, mind if I put them on mine for a change?”
  • Shit that wasn’t punny!
  • That was improv…and like not even original! 
  • Keith is a blushing mess but he doesn’t show it and smiles afterwards while dying on the inside.
  • Lance is…like so…Keith is adorable as hell but oh my gosh that was amazing!
  • But now Lance is a blushing mess and the room is silent…
  • As an impulse takes Keith and he kisses Lance. 
  • And walks out the room… .straight afterwards. 
  • And like, melts down. 
  • Lance is sitting there surprised and then a smile comes onto his face as he runs out the room for Keith. 
  • He finds him and Keith just is trying not to cry. 
  • That did not go as planned.
  • Damn it why did he mess that up he probably looks like an idiot.
  • Lance sits down with him while blushing like hell and then chuckles. 
  • “Was that your attempt at flirting?” 
  • "Shut up” 
  • "Because it worked” 
  • ”…“
  • Keith is surprised…but happy. 
  • It was a success anyway. 
  • "You’re a cutie, you know that?”
  • "Hmmm, well you are even cuter” 
  • "Holy shit you did it again well done!” 
  • They sit there for a while just talking in comfort and laughing.
  • Keith flirts ALOT more after that…
  • And on purpose.


Mute Galra Keith

Anon: So Keith is captured by haggar, who does experiments on him to change him, but they recuse him before any real damage is done, but for some reason, when they take him out of the healing pod, he isn’t talking. They are all talking at once and he tries to speak but can’t (he’s fully galra at this point) and no one knows why. When he tries to speak it sounds like a sore throat but worse, and it kinda hurts so he doesn’t and it drives him crazy when he’s trying to convince them that’s he’s still him. But the worse part is that lance notices that he can still make /sound/ just not talk. Like one day when he’s comforting him, he hears a small whine like crying and while training he hears some kind of growl. He tells Coran and they wonder if the galra actually have different vocal chords that are different to use or something. It’s not really a request but I certainly wouldn’t mind if you wrote a fic or Headcannons for it~ <3

A/N: So I don’t know much about muteness - if you’re talking about muteness by emotional trauma versus he literally physically can’t speak anymore. I’m going to assume you mean he just physically can’t. But my guy, this was so much fun to think of, since I learned ASL for my language requirement.

This will go in the “Headcanon” category. If you want to take this idea and expand upon it, please do! Tag me so I can see what you create! And HERE are my other headcanons!

  • So maybe, if Haggar was doing experiments, and they stuffed him in the healing pod, his vocal chords heal wrong.
    • Maybe because the pod freaks out because ‘this is Keith but it’s not Keith???’.
    • I imagine they have some DNA samples or something to reconstruct tissues and make sure they heal like their DNA says they’re supposed to.
    • That could cause other complications as well, but we can stick to his voice for now.
  • At first, everyone’s like “Okay, you were probably screaming while being experimented on, and you just woke up out of the healing pod, let’s give you a day or two to let your voice rest and figure out this Galra thing.”
  • Except his voice doesn’t get better.
  • They try everything they can to help.
    • Altean medicine.
    • More sleep.
    • Hunk even makes him some really really nice tea with the equivalent to lemon and ginger and honey.
  • None of it works.

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anonymous asked:

IM GOING TO KEEP POKING YOU ABOUT AUTISTIC NESTA BC THOSE HEADCANONS WERE A M A Z I N G AND IM OBSESSED WITH THIS!!!!! Can you talk about autistic Nesta in the context of nessian though please bc I would love to hear your thoughts!!

Of course I can, friend! ^_^ This will be a weird blend of like…meta and headcanons it’s just a little stream of thoughts, basically? 

Okay first thing that I love especially in the context of this is the differences, socially, between Cassian and Nesta? (And also the ironies that come with this and how they were raised but I’ll get to that in a second.) I just..Love the gender role reversal for a start? 

Women tend to be the ones who are expected to have more social skills and be good at performing emotional labour in relationships. Men are typically allowed more leeway and it’s expected that they won’t be as good at reading other people and are generally seen as less compassionate and what have you. 

This, very obviously, gets flipped on its head when it comes to Nessian. Nesta is uncomfortable in social situations, prefers to be on her own, and when she is around people she can come off as a little…acerbic, sometimes. Like she loves them but dear god she does not have the patience to be around them all the time. Cassian on the other hand, is the picture of social intelligence. He’s described repeatedly as being deeply compassionate and it’s also made clear that he’s excellent at reading and understanding people and knowing how to respond to them. 

The ironies associated with this is that revolve around how they grew up. Think about it. Cassian, who’s so deeply connected to and good with people, grew up alone as an abandoned bastard. He was trained as a soldier and rose to be an army commander, all while having this huge heart and amount of social intelligence that means he’s more naturally suited to solving problems with his head rather than his fists. 

Then there’s Nesta, an autistic who probably wasn’t diagnosed as such in the human world (if they have a concept of autism in this world (let’s say they do)) But Nesta is a girl, and she’s a noble-born girl too, whose mother loved the parties and social life that being of this class afforded her. Nesta is expected to carry that on and be good at it as well and I can just imagine her struggling with it? The parties are too loud and too crowded and there are too many people and it honestly doesn’t matter how many lessons her mother gives her on social politics and etiquette; somehow she always, always manages to do something wrong. And she never understands exactly why or how it’s wrong. Just that when she tries to join in on the conversation everything goes quite. People give her that look. And her mother is standing staring on in disappointment from the corners. 

Multiply this over the course of several years and then introduce a sister like Elain, who is so obviously better at this than her, who gets praise from her mother and from all of her friends while Nesta is shunted to the side and I’m not surprised she gave up and started thinking of them all as ‘sycophantic fools’ instead. Nesta got fed up trying because no matter what she did it was never quite right, and never ever good enough, so she stopped.

 She stopped trying to be like them and she just started being herself instead. People still sometimes fell into awkward silences when she spoke but now she wasn’t disheartened by it, she’d expected it. She still pushed people away but she didn’t sit up late at night crying herself to sleep about it anymore. This was just the way that she was. This was just who she was. She wasn’t her mother, and she wasn’t Elain, either, even if she loved them both dearly. She was herself. And if they didn’t like that, well, she didn’t much like them, either, what did she care? 

And then Cassian and Nesta meet one another and it’s like two sides of the same coin being allowed to face and see each other for the first time. Cassian comes up against someone that he can’t always read, someone who operates a little differently to how he’s used to, someone who confuses him, keeps him guessing, someone he doesn’t automatically know everything about. A challenge. 

And Nesta…Nesta finds someone who actually tries. She finds someone who sees the surface her, that cold, withdrawn, acerbic air she somehow can’t help but project whenever she’s around people (and has long since stopped trying to help it - Elain accepts her for who she is, everyone else can too) but sees her too. He sees beneath to the raging heart, the torrent of fierce emotions they all accuse her of not having.

 She’s heard them whispering in the village, heard them call her heartless and unfeeling and they don’t understand. None of them understand just how deeply she feels, just how strong her heart is. And she tells herself that it’s their loss, their fault they’ll never truly know, never truly benefit from all the fierce love she has to give…But it does get lonely. 

Then he comes along and he sees her. He sees that fierce heart and those raging emotions and he understands. He’s so unlike her, in fact it’s probably difficult to find someone less like her than Cassian. Yet he understands her. 

For all their differences in how they see and interact with the world, though, they respond to it incredibly similarly. Cassian and Nesta have…A lot of the same motives and ideals and goals, actually. They stem from very different places and very different people but they are the same. 

That determination. That ability to sacrifice and destroy yourself for someone that you love. The way that Nesta would have died fighting Tamlin for Elain. The way that Cassian spreads his wings in front of Az to protect him from the king’s magic. The way that Nesta declares herself emissary to the human world because they are the forgotten, the group no-one cares about or seeks to help. But she will. The way Cassian stands before Nesta and swears to defend the humans with her, because dying to save those who cannot protect themselves is a worthy end for him. The way Nesta shields Cassian’s body with her own; as he had done for his brother all those months ago. The way Cassian sets himself up to die so that others will live. 

They are such different people but their hearts are alike and in spite of everything they understand each other

So I love that aspect of this dynamic, but I also love the fact that Cassian accepts and loves Nesta for who she is. Without expecting or wanting her to change, in a way that I don’t think anyone save Elain has ever truly done. (I’ve argued before but I’ll say it again, Elain also has a lot of social intelligence, like Cassian. She also grew up with Nesta and I think that she sees and understands her in a similar way to Cassian and this is one of the reasons that the two sisters are so close - that understanding) 

Cassian’s acceptance of Nesta is really important to me because I think it’s so easy to see a character like her and expect her to change. Expect her to soften herself so that she can more easily navigate the world. Expect her to thaw herself and become warmer and friendlier and more open because this is what’s expected of someone of her gender and class. Expect her to fit the moulds that she never has fit and likely never will, but it’s expected that she’ll shatter some intrinsic part of herself to do so. And in the context of this hc it’s even more important to me that Nesta is never forced to do that, is never forced to change, and is allowed to utterly be herself…and still be loved and worthy of love and a mate and a support circle in spite of all that. Because she doesn’t conform to society’s expectations, because she can’t conform to them. And that doesn’t matter. She is not broken, she does not need to be ‘fixed’, she only needs to be accepted. 

Okay, okay, last thing on this post (which got really long and out of hand, I have other autistic!Nesta/Nessian hcs on another post that someone asked for, smaller and less meta-y ones, so I’ll just post that as it is instead of forcing them in here) but one thing I really love in the context of this hc is, once they’re together, Cassian sort of…helping Nesta understand and navigate the social world around them. 

So Nesta talking to someone and saying something and the conversation ends a little abruptly and she can lean into Cass and ask him if that was okay or- Did she fuck up? How did she fuck up? And Cassian can either gently explain the social rules that have escaped her all her life if need be, or he can reassure her that no, she did good, that was fine, they’re just a prick. 

Or Cass can do what Feyre did for her at the dinner, and reassure her that people aren’t trying to hurt her all the time, sometimes they’re just teasing but they really do mean well. (But also Cassian having quiet words and asking people to stop that if it continues to bother her) and him like…Interpreting other people for her because jfc they’re exhausting, she has no idea what’s going on at all, she is Tired. 

Cassian understanding when Nesta can’t face the idea of a party or a big social gathering, even with his help, so they just stay in that night and snuggle and be together.  

Nesta using the mating bond between them to start learning Cassian’s tells. Because she can learn how to read people’s body language it’s just…like learning any other language because it’s not intrinsic or instinctive. So she can feel through the bond what he’s feeling and thinking, and start to learn how he looks when he’s angry or agitated or upset. Even if Cass tries to hide them from her, then…She knows. 

Cassian just…Helping Nesta to navigate the tangled minefield that is social interaction and working with her and supporting her instead of just sighing at her. Understanding that there are some things she genuinely can’t do because she processes the world differently to him and her brain is just wired differently.

Cassian being completely and utterly fascinated by this and wanting to learn all about it and exactly how it’s different and exactly what he should do to help and Nesta being…Shocked. Because people either turn their noses up at her and assume she’s trying to be rude or difficult, or they just try and beat the same lessons into her over and over again but Cass just…Okay but how do we make things work for you and how can I change a little to better accommodate you for a change and Nesta just…Being really, really touched that he’d do this for her.

Nesta growing more confident in herself and far, far less insecure around other people. She opens up a little more because she can be herself and be accepted and wanted for that. She doesn’t have to choose any more between being who she is, and keeping people around her. She can have both. Cassian helping her and supporting her into reaching that conclusion and refusing to allow her to expect any less from people just because of the way that she is. Cassian never, ever expecting Nesta to change herself this way because then, well, she really wouldn’t be Nesta. This is a part of who she is and he helps encourage her and others to accept that about her. 

Gone Fishing - F!Reader x Noctis

Here we have it, guys. After two weeks, many hours, and over 6,000 words we have a sexy angsty tearful delight. Get ready to cry some horny tears and then some regular sad tears. Just to throw out a warning, this is SUPER NSFW and also REALLY SAD. At least to me, ok. I’m sensitive and this was hard to churn out wtf was I thinking. But, in all seriousness, some pretty heavy discussions involving death take place, and there is an ash scattering. So. If that kind of stuff triggers you, this may be something you want to avoid. IF YOU’RE NOT SCARED AWAY YET, THEN PLEASE DO FOLLOW ME. I have tissues ready. Tagging some loves that may enjoy (at least the nsfw part lmao) @themissimmortal @the-lucian-archives @insomniascure @angel-dream @cupnoodle-queen

A fraught silence overtakes you as your eyes follow the headlights to Talcott’s truck. Your mind suffers disquiet. Though the eternal night’s air is cool, you find your palms to be dampening at the sight of the truck growing nearer. Prompto is pacing—a straight line, back and forth, over and over—beside you until the familiar honk of Talcott’s horn shakes everyone from their thoughts. Prompto scrambles to push the chain-link fence open and you shield your eyes from the light as the truck sputters to a halt in front of you.

Your arm falls back to your side as the headlights flicker off and car doors swing open. Talcott beams at you, looking absolutely ecstatic. A meek smile plays on your lips and you acknowledge him with a nod before your gaze shifts to Noctis, who hops out of the truck with a bounce in his step. He’s dirty and unkempt, but he’s alive and right in front of you and your calm exterior betrays the feverish beat of your heart.

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Albus Severus Potter. I never understood for the life of me why people hate so hard on this child’s name. It’s been that way ever since the epilogue came out. I mean I think it’s for the simple fact that they hate the fact that Harry forgave Snape and Dumbledore. People are angry, they say he shouldn’t have forgiven him but that’s not our choice. That’s Harry’s choice because it was his life. It’s not up to us to decide how he feels about these two men who even though they screwed up, they still are the reason that he lived to defeat Voldemort. It definitely wasn’t anybody’s choice what Harry named his kid except for Harry and Ginny. That’s their son, if they like it I love it. Of course everyone’s opinion is different and we can have our own headcanons, but I have seen many people say they won’t even acknowledge the epilogue and that’s petty. We can’t just ignore canon that we don’t like guys, that’s not the way it works. And guess what? Albus loves his name. He wanted to be called Albus and not Al, he didn’t change his name to Rubeus Remus or Arthur Charlie after all. It was Albus Severus in 2007, it’s Albus Severus in 2017, it’s still going to be Albus Severus in 2027 because I don’t see JKR changing it now. His name is Albus Severus everybody, and it’s always going to be. Harry forgave Snape and he forgave Dumbledore, that’s the way it is. It’s up to him to move forward however he wants to. Again, if he likes it I love it.


The amount of hate non-LGBT ships get in fandom outrages me every. Fucking. Day.
I know that there are a lot of mature people that just ignore these ships because they don’t like them. However hating a certain ship nEVER gives a good reason to hate someone’s art/writing/opinion!
I already got hate for shipping Allura/Shiro or Otabek/Mila Oh how dare I have my own point of view? what the fuck guys?
What I’m trying to say is, ship what you want, headcanon what you want. But let people live. They’re not going to “straighten” your show. As long as nothing is confirmed nothing is technically canon.
You can’t force your headcanons onto everyone. (This also goes for all kind of gender headcanons for example Pidge, but this will be in another post lmao)

Side note: This post comes from a person who’s queer and ships stuff like Klance herself. Don’t try to insult me as some “straight cis white girl” lmao.
Another side note: This mostly goes out to these specific aggressive fujoshis

Yet Another Dear Evan Hansen Headcanon:

Headcanon that Alana and Evan go out for coffee together twice a month and talk about life (mostly how much they absolutely l o v e the Murphy siblings.).
Jared shows up sometimes too and is then overwhelmed by how gay they are for Connor and Zoe.
Being Jared, he comments on it and everyone laughs but they aren’t denying it.

Just…I need these guys bonding and smiling because they should have a stable friendship with no betrayal and lies.

((Note: I think almost all of my DEH headcanons will include Connor being alive. I like him too much.))
((Another Note: thank you, @yes-i-also-miss-our-talks for getting me into the amazing ship of Zoe and Alana. It’s adorable.)) (I hope you enjoyed!)