guys i got bored

FanFic Ask Game

A: How did you come up with the title to [insert fic]?

B: Any of your stories inspired by personal experience?

C: What member do you identify with most?

D: Is there a song or a playlist to associate with [insert fic]?

E: If you wrote a sequel to [insert fic], what would it be about?

F: Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

G: Do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order?

H: How would you describe your style?

I: Do you have a guilty pleasure in fic (reading or writing)?

J: Write or describe an alternative ending to [insert fic].

K: What’s the angstiest idea you’ve ever come up with?

L: How many times do you usually revise your fic/chapter before posting?

M: Got any premises on the back burner that you’d care to share?

N: Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you?

O: How do you begin a story–with the plot, or the characters?

P: Are you what George R. R. Martin would call an “architect” or a “gardener”? (How much do you plan in advance, versus letting the story unfold as you go?)

Q: How do you feel about collaborations?

R: Are there any writers (fanfic or otherwise) you consider an influence?

S: Any fandom tropes you can’t resist?

T: Any fandom tropes you can’t stand?

U: Share three of your favorite fic writers and why you like them so much.

V: If you could write the sequel (or prequel) to any fic out there not written by yourself, which would you choose?

W: Do you like more general prompts, or more specific ones?

X: A character you enjoy making suffer.

Y: A character you want to protect.

Z: Major character death–do you ever write/read it? Is there a character whose death you can’t tolerate?

The Unaired Pilot is Gay: A Meta

inspired by the-7-percent-solution

Prompt Requests!

Hey guys I got super bored so here is a prompt list, I don’t have any time limits for this one so just request them if you want whenever! Also feel free to use these for you’re own blogs!

1. Go to hell”
2. “Fuck You”
3. "Fuck me!”
4. “Fuck”
5. "I’m so happy I could kiss you”
6. "Forever?” …"Forever!”
7. "Sorry I’m late”
8. "I’m so sorry…”
9. "Why me?”
10. "Stop it!”
11. "Don’t you dare!”
12. "Truth or Dare?’
13. "Do you trust me?” …"Always”
14. "Don’t you trust me?”
15. "What? Didn’t see that coming?”
16. "Please come home safe…”
17. "I can’t lose you, Not again…”
18. "Take it out on me…”
19. "What happened?”
20. "Have you been crying?”
21. "I always know”
22. "It’s midnight, what do you want?”
23. "Kiss me”
24. "Why?”
25. ”Son of a bitch”
26. "How are you?”
27. "Where have you been?”
28. "I swear”
29. "You don’t need to be demanding”
30. "I need a strong drink and some pain killers”
31. "This is the end, isn’t it?”
32. "I miss you”
33. "See you at home”
34. "You, me, bed now”
35. "Care to explain?”
36. "Can we please_____”
37. "For the love of god”
38. "We can never catch a break can we?”
39. "Now, where’s the fun in that?”
40. "Do me a favour? Stand back.”
41. "Stand down”
42. "Hold me”
43. "You better hope my mom doesn’t find out”
44. "Where are we?”
45. "Did you even look at a map?”
46. "Hallelujah”
47. "Is that blood?”
48. “Do you want me to leave?”
49. "I swear it won’t happen again.”
50. "I’m not jealous.”
51. "You can’t keep doing this.”
52. "I’m going to take care of you, okay?”
53. "You can’t die. Please don’t die.”
54. "You did what?!”
55. "Were you ever going to tell me?”
56. "Don’t ask me that.”
57. "Say it!”
58. "I could kiss you right now!”
59. "Are you still awake…?”
60. "Excuse you?”
61. "This is all your fault!”
62. "I shouldn’t be in love with you.”
63. "I could kill you right now!”
64. "Just admit I’m right.”
65. "That doesn’t even make sense.”
66. "That’s irrational.”
67. "Just pretend to be my date.”
68. "Are you really going to leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?”
69. "When you love someone, you don’t just stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Especially then!”
70. "I think I’ve been holding myself from falling in love with you all over again.”
71. "I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.”
72. "That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.”
73. "It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”
74. "Can I sit here? The other tables are full.”
75. "You weren’t supposed to laugh!”
76. "This is, by far, the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.”
77. "I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”
78. "Before I do this, I need you to know that I have always loved you.”
79. "Did I say that out loud?”
80. "Do you think you could have loved me?”
81. "Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”
82. "How long have you been standing there?”
83. "Have I ever lied to you?”
84. "Have you lost your fucking mind?”
85. "I am not losing you again!”
86. "I had a nightmare about you and I just wanted to make sure you’re okay.”
87. "When I picture myself happy… It’s with you.”
88. "I made a mistake.”
89. "I may be an idiot, but I’m your idiot.”
90. "I see the way you look at me when you think I’m not looking.”
91. "I think I’m in love with you and that scares me half to death.”
92. "I’m not good enough for you.”
93. "I fell in love with my best friend.”
94. "I’m sorry, what? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
95. "I’m up to the challenge.”
96. "I’m yours.”
97. "If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce me.”
98. "If you go anywhere near them, you’ll have to deal with me!”
99. "It’s okay to cry…”
100. "Talk to me.”
101. "Look at me—just breathe, okay?”
102. "Look, I don’t have much time, but I wanted to say I love you.”
103. "Well, this is where I live.”
104. "What are you afraid of?”
105. "You are the single best thing that has ever happened to me.”
106. "You deserve so much better.”
107. "You don’t have to stay.”
108. "You don’t know you the way I do.”
109. "You fainted, straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention, you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
110. "You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
111. "You shouldn’t have even been there!”
112. "You weren’t supposed to hear that.”
113. "You’re safe now. I’ve got you.”
114. "Teach me?”
115. "We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you want to stop and feel the rain?”
116. "Looks like we’ll be stuck here for a while.”
117. "Just once.”
118. "I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
119. "It’s not what it looks like.”
120. "I got you a present.”
121. "Hey! I was gonna eat that!”
122. "See, now, what that so bad?”
123. “You’re the best part of me.”
124. "I don’t want to think about what I’d be like without you.”
125. "Can I hold your hand?”
126. "It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”
127. "What time is it?”
128. "Just wait a second.”
129. "Here, let me.”
130. "You’re so cute when you pout like that.”
131. "I don’t care what they said, it doesn’t mean shit!”
132. "This isn’t gonna end well!”
133. "Did you enjoy yourself last night?”
134. "Are you kidding me? We’re not ‘fine’!”
135. “You’ve only heard his side of the story. You never asked for mine.”
136. "Oh my God! You’re in love with him/her!”
137. "You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”
138. "For some reason I’m attracted to you.”
139. "I am not losing you again.”
140. "Why don’t they just kiss already?”
141. Why do you keep pushing me away?”
142. "I can’t explain right now, but I need you to trust me.”
143. I’ve never felt this way before….and it scares the shit out of me.”
144. "Don’t fucking touch me!”
145. "Are you really taking his side against me?”
146. "Wait a second are you jealous?”
147. "I wish I could hate you.”
148. "Come over here and make me.”
149. "This is by far the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
150. "You’re the only one I trust to do this.”
151. "I thought you were dead.”
152. "This isn’t just about you. It’s about what’s best for all of us.”
153. "I love you, you asshole.”
154. "You did this for me?”
155. "You can’t protect me.”
156. "You know I wouldn’t do this if I had any other choice.”
157. "I’m so stupid to make the mistake of falling in love with my best friend.”
158. "The way you flirt is shameful/shameless.”
159. “I just wanted an easy day with my girlfriend/boyfriend. What’s so wrong with that?”
160. "Go then, leave! See if I care!”
161. "You braided his hair?”
162. "Have you lost your damn mind?!”
163. "Please don’t argue. You have to leave right now, you aren’t safe here.”
164. "I’m not surprised that you murdered him.”
165. Am I supposed to be scared of you?”
166. "Is that what you’re doing? Trying to make me to hate you?”
167. "If he’s going to treat you like shit I’m going to kick his ass.”
168. "You’re hiding something from me.”
169. "You better have a good reason for waking me up at the ass-crack of dawn.”
170. "I don’t know what I did to deserve you.”
171. "Don’t you dare to ever do that again!”
172. "Man, you are a dream come true.”
173. "Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”
174. "I made a mistake.”
175. "H-How long have you been standing there?”
176. "Is the skirt is supposed to be this short?”
177. “This is why you don’t ever have any shirts to wear.”
178. "Please, don’t give up on me.”
179. "When are you going to realize that I don’t care?”
180. "Those things you said in there… Did you mean them?”
181. "I know that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”
182. "Who gave you that black eye?!”
183. "What the hell are you doing here?! I told you I never wanted to see you again!”
184. "I’m sorry, what were you saying? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
185. "It’s okay baby, I’m here for you.”
186. "You say the nastiest things when you’re angry, so yes, I’m walking away from you now.
187. "I’m starting an idiot jar. Any time you do or say anything idiotic, you have to put at least a dollar in it—more depending on how stupid the thing that you said or did was.”
188. "You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?”
189. "If you don’t want to talk about what happened, then say so. Don’t just lie and say it’s fine.”
190. "Don’t you dare say you love me!”
191. “It’s a hobby of mine to prove you wrong.”
192. "I swear I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”
193. "Why are you wearing my shirt? Please, don’t take it off. It looks good on you.”
194. "enjoying the view?”
195. "go on, just leave! that’s what everyone does anyway.”
196. "who did this to you?”
197. "that’s a bad idea.”"name a better idea, then.”
198. "quick, kiss me.”
199. "you’re such a distraction.”
200. "i’m doing this to protect you.”
201. "get the fuck back to sleep, (y/n).”
202. "we’re not dating— ugh whatever.”
203. "i can’t let anything happen to you.”
204. "i leave for just a minute and this happens!”
205. "what? i thought you two were a thing.”

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Do not liSTEN TO THIS SONG while picturing Will and Nico because you’ll probably end up staying up super late drawing them making DUMB TWITTERPATTED FACES AT EACH OTHER LIKE I DID.

I AM SLAIN, GOODNIGHT.

Art by me
~Saber

Incomplete list of things Vlad Masters has done
  • Attempted to kill an old college friend and then marry his wife and adopt their kids as his own
  • Attempted to clone his college friend’s son multiple times after that first plan failed
  • Ran for mayor because a 14-year-old pranked him
  • Gave another 14-year-old a suit full of deadly weapons and tracking devices just for his own stalking purposes
  • “I. WILL. NOT. GET. A. CAT!!”
  • Got a cat anyway
  • Named the cat after his crush in college and played chess with it
  • Used food names as swear words
  • Made a 14-year-old and a 16-year-old fight in his own private stadium 
  • Created multiple holograms of his old college crush and programmed them to adore him
  • Released an extremely powerful and dangerous ghost just to make himself look good as mayor
  • Attempted to steal an entire ghost portal after he accidentally blew up his own portal
  • Attempted to buy the Green Bay Packers but failed, so instead he decorated his mansion with all kinds of Packers merch, including a signed football which he referred to as his most priced possession
  • Almost destroyed earth, twice
  • Tried flirting with help of a book called “Romance for Rich Creepy Dimwits” 
  • ”I. AM. NOT. A. FRUITLOOP!”

This guy is beyond his boiling point.

Also, boring life update: I got a new job and it’s awesome but at the same time I’m wasting a shit ton of time traveling to the office and back. Which means I will draw even less during the week, if at all, or the quality will be even lower when not downright unfinished. I can’t stand working on a piece for too many days.

Interstellar Ask

atom: what are your pet peeves?
black hole: what was the last nightmare you had?
comet: what is one quality in people that stands out to you the most?
density: what was the last lie you told?
earth: do you think we’re all alone in the universe?
flare: best compliment you’ve gotten?
galaxy: favorite show?
helium: what is something that cheers you up when you’re down?
infared: if you could have any super power what would it be and why?
jupiter: what is one thing you wish you could change about yourself?
kinetic: favorite book/author?
light-year: do you believe in ghosts?
moon: what is your biggest fear?
nebula: is there anything/anyone that’s grabbed your attention lately?
orbit: how do you spend your free time?
pluto: what is your favorite food?
quasar: who is your fictional crush?
radiation: what was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
solar system: if you could travel anywhere in world where would you go and why?
titan: what are your strengths/weaknesses?
uranus: if you could go back in time what would you tell your middle/high school self?
venus: what kind of music do you listen to?
worm hole: how would your friends describe you?
x-ray: what is your favorite movie?
year: who do you admire most in life?
zodiac: do you have any allergies?

“so i found a video online that explains the concept very well” your teacher announces before clicking play. a man starts speaking slowly in a monotone against the backdrop of a chart or drawing that includes clipart. sometimes the clipart moves. you try to understand what they are trying to say but can’t focus well enough because the guy is so boring.

“well guys i hope you got something out of that” the teacher says at the end. they won’t just teach what just happened for themselves. everyone else p much got the video. you learned nothing. the teacher can’t hear your screams of frustration

i was tagged by @snugglyevak   thankyouu!! im bored so i’ve decided to do this

name/nickname/whatever you prefer to be called? Melissa but you can call me Mel or anything you want tbh
pronouns? she/her
age? 20 y/o
favourite skam character? If its not obvious already Even and Isak are my favourites. They’re just both so adorable and soft and their smiles especially evens are so radiant.They need to be protected at all costs. Noora and Sana are also my close faves because they drag problematic people. Noora is so beautiful as well i’m like how. anywayyy…
when did you start watching skam? Unfortunately only the beginning of January this year. When S3 became a big thing people were reblogging gifs etc on the dash of my other blog and i thought evak was cute then i saw the gif set of even saying nice when he realises they’re alone and i had to investigate what this Skam was so watched S1 and became hooked and watched all 3 seasons in the space of like 2/3 days.
when did you make your blog? I actually only made this blog about 10 days ago. I have another blog that i’ve had for about 6 years but i became obsessed with skam and was reblogging it constantly so decided to dedicate a whole blog to it. This was supposed to be a side blog but my other blog has kind of become the side one despite it having like 6000 followers, i spend all my time on this one.
who are you cheering for to be s4′s main? I mean i would do anything for Even to be s4 main just because he’s adorable and i want his character and storyline to be explored more and some of the plot holes in s3 to be answered and to see more about his bipolar as I think it would educate people more and we would also get cuddly evak scenes. 
who do you think is most likely to be s4′s main? However despite all that i said above i also think it would be unlikely even will be main so i would also die for Sana to be main i love her character and it would be great to have a main character representing muslim youth and tackling the topic of religion and racism and shes hilarious. She played a bigger part in s3 and I do think there was a few hints during the season (i swear she looked at the camera in episode 1 for like the whole of the kosegruppa meeting).
what are your main interests? Sleeping, Skam, Reading, my pets, Harry potter, one direction, other tv shows that i can obsess over, should be my uni course but I’m too lazy 
something you’re always up to discuss? I’m up to discussing anything at all, like literally anything at all. From Skam to personal problems, anything. I’ll just be surprised someone is actually talking to me 
something you refuse to discuss? I can’t think of anything particular but if you’re being problematic being racist, homophobic, sexist etc then no thanks.
other favorite shows aside from skam? oh god. The walking dead, Game of thrones, Sherlock, pretty sure i’ve forgot something but i’ve blanked

tagging: @sanaandthesun , @koninginnen , @whateverisak , @isak-skam-even sorry if any of you have already been tagged and you don’t have to do it either.

:)

20 Followers You Would Like To Get To Know Better

I was tagged by @marieetsonnuage, so I figured why not?? ☺️So, here it goes.

Name: Rikki 

Nickname: well, almost everyone calls me “Rikki,” my family has this weird nickname for me of which I won’t disclose, sometimes my mother calls me “Allessandra” (my middle name) whenever she’s angry or just feeling extreme emotions, and sometimes my friends call me “Wiki” for reasons I don’t know.

Gender: Female

Star Sign: is this equivalent to zodiac sign? Because if it is, I’m Taurus.

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw 

Favorite Color: PURPLE

Favorite Animal: DOGS FOREVER 🐶🐶🐶

Time Right Now: 10:18 in the evening

Average Hours of Sleep: all I know is that I don’t get 8 hours of sleep. 😂😂

Cat or Dog Person: DOG PERSON 🐶🐶🐶

Favorite Fictional Characters: this is a question you shouldn’t ask if you don’t want me to make a long list. But I’ll try to enumerate the characters off the top of my head. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, the entire Weasley family (yes, including Percy), Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Newt Scamander, Jacob Kowalski, Tina Goldstein, Queenie Goldstein, Scorpius Malfoy, Princess Leia, the entire Rogue One team (especially my babies Cassian and Jyn), Obi-Wan Kenobi, Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Reyna Arellano, Leo Valdez, the entire Stark family (most especially Jon Snow my love, Arya Stark, and Sansa Stark), Prince Hal and Falstaff from Henry IV, Part I…see I told you I wouldn’t stop. I still have a lot of favourite fictional characters, but I’ll stop for now.

Number of Blankets I Sleep With: just 1. I live in the Philippines, so we don’t normally get cold here.

Favorite Singer/Band: TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!!! But while Taylor is on hiatus, I’ve been listening to other artists, and now I’m addicted to the music of Carly Rae Jepsen, Halsey, Melanie Martinez, Coldplay, and One Direction.

Dream Trip: I’ve always wanted to go to London ever since I watched the first Harry Potter film. I also dream of studying there someday. Considering I’m studying Spanish right now, I dream of going to Spain or to any Spanish-speaking country as well just to hone my Spanish-speaking skills. 

Dream Job: well, my degree is Creative Writing, so I guess I want to be a writer (but being in this degree actually makes me question if I’m fit to be a writer).

When was this blog created: October 2014

Current Number of Followers: 1,805

When did your blog reach its peak: probably when I started posting edits, jokes, and personal thoughts about my so many fandoms. Right now, I’m a Star Wars trash (and I’m trying to broaden my knowledge about its universe), so yeah. Ehehhehe.

What made you decide to get tumblr: when someone told me that it’s a good place to blog and to fangirl. And you know what? It actually is!!!!

Tagging everyone who wants to do it !

@peterswaggimoffbitch @kiri-sanma @fangirl-potential @taylorswift @emerbear @west-coast-taylor @illwriteyourname @ilikefrenchfriesmorethanguys @sgcfcjohnpreston782 @katyandcal @potatotable @bakerthatstreet @weasleyswizarding-wheezes @heroesmakehistory @shitty-ravenclaw @inhummans @tangledupwithuallnight @tanishkalovestaylor @dontrison @flyingbluedinosaurs

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I was bored so i sketched out two Hijack AUs that I liked and now I want to draw more of both.

One is A Slave AU where both boys are slaves to the same abusive master (my first venture into Angst~).

And the other is A Rivals AU where They are on separate basketball teams and separate schools even and compete in everything but like everyone knows they have unresolved tension between them~


don’t leave me alone anymore OTL. I’m gonna go draw more AUs.

Scream writer's room
  • head writer: so we've already killed off the first and third most boring guys on the planet and the second most boring guy on the planet is sitting in a jail cell for committing a murder spree. any ideas for a new love interest for emma?
  • writer #1: we could let her be single for a while. give her time to deal with her trauma before immediately jumping into anoth--
  • head writer: you're fired. any other ideas?
  • writer #2: well, there's always audr--
  • writer #3: wait a minute boss, i've got the fourth most boring guy on the planet on the phone right now!
  • head writer: you're a genius, ted! a goddamn miracle worker! you're promoted! here, take my keys, go to my house and fuck my wife!