guys he is literally one of us

anonymous asked:

How would Underswap, Swapfell sans and Underfell papyrus react to someone straight up challenging them and saying that they would be a way better Boyfriend for the skeleton's S/O.

UF!Pap

He takes a challenge in the literal way of a battle because of the culture in the Underground. He smirks, crosses his arms across his chest and then promptly kicks the guy’s ass. At the end of it, he spits on them, declaring “I WON. NEVER SHOW YOUR FACE AGAIN.”

US!Sans

He usually loves a healthy challenge, jumping on the opportunity to practice the skills he’s trained for. But he doesn’t feel good about this one. His S/O isn’t an object to be fought over without their consent. He goes back to his S/O and asks them what he should do. 

US!Pap

He straight up goes “lol nah” and walks away from the challenger. He tells himself that his S/O chose him to date him and their choice is the only valid thing here. Still, his anxiety gnaws at him about the what if the other person really is better? Is he condemning his S/O to spending time with someone not as good for them? He tries to squash his doubts down with the first thought.

SF!Sans

Same as Fell!Pap, challenge = battle. He goes back to his S/O, tells them about the incident, hands them a video recorder and tells them to film everything while he kicks the other guy’s ass. Deep, deep, down, he gets the nagging insecurity about his capabilities as a boyfriend. Maybe there is someone out there better than him for his S/O. He represses it hard by kicking the shit out of the challenger. Whoever is better for his S/O, it’s definitely not this guy.

did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause my brothers super quiet we kinda just thought that was him coming out and didn’t really say anything about it. this went on for maybe two yrs and then one day he arrives home with this girl and is all ‘id like you guys to meet my girlfriend’. at this point everyone is ’????’ and my mom is literally crying and like 'u broke up with James?!?!?!’ and honestly I’ve never seen a man more confused in his life and yeah that’s the time my family fucked up for like 2 yrs

  • Yuri!!! On Ice crew: *give us nothing but happiness, would never hurt us, too good, too pure*
  • The Fandom: BUT WHAT IF THIS REALLY TERRIBLE THING HAPPENED THO?
gold like glitter

shoutout to @ladriened​​ for bouncing this with me for literally half an hour. because of that this is literally the longest™ but hey. glitter.  

very important before reading viewing material

  • adrien is a bathbomb guy, a surprise to no one
  • of course the one time he forgets to rinse out the bathtub after using a bathbomb, plagg finds his way into the tub and rolls around in the glitter 
    • “what are you doing in here?!”
      “it’s warmer than your room is!” 
  • adrien doesn’t have time to give the gold glitter covered plagg a desperately needed bath because there’s an akuma attack because hawk moth is the worst
  • ladybug gives chat the weirdest look when he gets to the scene
  • “what the hell happened to you???”
    • he looks down and realizes he is covered in gold glitter
      • he did not realize this was a possible outcome
    • “i just…uh….rolled around in glitter?” 
  • once they purify the akuma she gives him the lightest fist bump ever 
  • it takes chat .5 seconds to realize what’s wrong. he opens his arms and offers ladybug a hug
    • she shrieks and runs away because if he hugs her the glitter will never go away
    • he runs after her across rooftops until one of their miraculous beep and then ladybug sticks her tongue out at him and swings away laughing
  • when he gets back home adrien gives plagg a bath 
  • and then he takes a really long shower because he is literally covered in glitter and he doesn’t understand how this happened

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Story Time: Attack of the Pepes

So about sometime last school year, I drew a pepe in the class

and this kid from another period liked to draw over it and as each day passed, he kept drawing on it and i kept trying to draw it back to how it was, but then it sort of progressed to where we would sent messages to each other

I didnt document the first ones

He asked for an army AND OH BOY DID I BRING HIM ONE

The teacher had let me print a bunch of pepes and we built our “army”

Then I put them literally everywhere in the classroom (including the books bc the teacher let us know what page they were going to work on)

The main focus was the table where the guy sat in. We spent all period attaching pepes on doors, windows, walls, stools, tables books, everything

This kid had the class for first period while i had it for sixth so the teacher told me he was going to tell me the reaction at the end of the day. HOWEVER, I got the reaction sooner than I thought because as i was passing to second period I saw this

THIS KID HAD THROWN PRACTICALLY ALL MY PEPES TO THE FLOOR FROM THE THIRD FLOOR

We later on met and honestly, this whole thing will be the highlight of my life and I hope to be remembered for this.

No one in this world gives a shit about the feeling of regretful Trump voters. If we’re honest.

“Well, he said he would build a wall!”

*everyone else*

“Cool, guys. Meanwhile, the rest of us (no, literally, the whole world) are terrified because he is a rambling, unhinged mad man with nuke codes who is going to start World War Three and end existence as we know it. But, sure. You got pissed about a woman’s fucking emails and José the gardener and feeling like you were left behind. You doomed us all.”

When you make your bed…but everyone else is forced to lie in it too.

the houses as character tropes
  • badass with a troubled past who eventually opens up to one or two people and becomes a total softie: Slytherin
  • Absent minded genius who uses sarcasm and witty banter as a defense mechanism: Ravenclaw
  • quiet pushover who randomly has amazing character development and becomes the most badass character: Hufflepuff
  • That guy who is unrealistically selfless and always sacrifices himself for others but somehow never dies even though he literally always puts himself in mortal danger: Gryffindor
Yeo-one As A Boyfriend

-HONESTLY SWEET SWEET SUGARY SWEET AND EVERYTHING NICE BOYFRIEND. 

-From the day he met you to the day he’s with you as lovers, he’s never lost any feelings whatsoever. He’s the type of guy to fall in love with you more and more each day, you become his motivation to work hard and when he gets his paycheck, he mostly likely look forward to using it to be with you.

-Honestly as someone as sensitive and can hurt really easily, he will literally give himself all to you when he’s in love. The type of person that is like once he loses you, life just gets boring and kind of meaningless. So he never takes you for granted like ever.

-Calls you during work breaks or when he’s finished with a photoshoot and just laying around like “Did you eat? What did you eat? I’m taking you out tonight, Is there anything you want to eat baby?” Type to want to video call rather than normal call. Type to Text you and call you saying he misses you so much even though ya’ll just met like ten minutes ago.

-Gives you a spare key to his dorm so on lazy days and days off, it’s a tradition where you come to the dorm in your pajamas and slowly tip toe to his room and lay on top of him to cuddle and fall alseep together. He will still be alseep when you arrive but in a way expects you to come so even if you wake him up by crashing into him, he won’t be startled and will embrace you. His sleepy voice whispering “you’re here? Come inside the blanket.”

-Literally buys you sweets/meals all the timeee. Whether if it’s because your taking your exam today or just because he wanted you to have a treat every morning before going to school/work. Calls you like “I told manager hyung to drop some creme puffs by your doorstep this morning. Did you get it?” Also the type to basically eat the food you hate even though he hates it too lmao. If a member dares you to eat a chunk of wasabi this dummy will do it for you

-Literally counts the days and hours even minutes until he gets his next day off so he can be with you. The type to really want to stay home and be with you more than go out, and even if you do go out, it’s probably to a really good restaurant and then back home to just have as much skinship and couple time as possible where he can be shameless and do what he wants with you where as in public he couldn’t (both sexual and nonsexual things)

-In bed, he is both dominant and the opposite. IF you do lead, he will most likely want you right on top of him and will stare at you, making his experience even more euphoric because seeing you being pleasured by him will make him crazy. However, whenever he really has days where he misses you and haven’t seen you in forever, he will take lead and show you how much he’s been longing for your touch. (Shower sex happens often).

-Really sensitive when it comes to fights. Will cry if the fight is big enough where there can be a chance he will lose you. Rarely tries to ever win over you during a fight, and it’s best to resolve things quickly because if you are the type to leave the house when you’re mad, he will literally panic and be worried about you, leaving the house to search for you while calling you at the same time. Basically a mess when you fight, please don’t fight. Type to blame himself too if you don’t trust him.

-Treats every moments special and love doing things like holding your hand in bed before sleeping and have an hour of pillow talk or actual deep conversations where you talk about your future together. You will realize how much he actually cares when he starts to talk about things you did together several months ago that you probably didn’t even remember even though to him, even if it was just a small memory, as long as he thought it was special, he will remember it for the rest of his life. “I still remember that one time when it was raining and I didn’t have an umbrella after practice and you ran to the cube ent. to walk home with me.” “Yeo-one that was like 5 months ago.” “I know.”

-Basically as long as you treat him and make him feel loved, there’s no way he won’t love you so much back, maybe even love you more than you love him.

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one of the things i find interesting about the he will not divide us live stream (besides the fact that shia hasn’t changed his clothes in three days) is that when i turned it on just now, there was just a guy smoking and nothing else. the screen was empty, basically, and then the smoking guy approached the camera and started saying “he will not divide us” over and over. then out of literally nowhere, shia appeared and a small crowd formed. 

the live stream wont always be thirty people chanting into a camera, or jaden smith singing for four hours. sometimes it’s just a guy on the street, smoking and passing the time, expressing the fact that he will not let his country be divided and i think that’s pretty cool.

hamilton + high school clothing headcanons

alexander

  • he stays up too late every night
  • and gets up too late every morning
  • so he just slips on random shirts and joggers like 15 minutes before school starts
  • only owns two pairs of shoes
  • gets too cold really easily
  • so he often wears hoodies over top
  • never wears matching socks
  • prefers scrunchies to thin elastics when tying his hair back
  • always carries around a tin of bobby pins
  • loses his glasses all the time 
  • refuses to use a normal backpack so he uses a messenger bag instead

john

  • always wearing shorts
  • no, literally, even in the dead of winter hes wearing shorts
  • he just wears tights underneath
  • (he gets hot way too easily)
  • the type of guy to go out in december with no jacket and tell everyone its not cold
  • has one coveted pair of black nikes hes had forever, but wears therapeutic sneakers if he isnt wearing them
  • athletic socks
  • bracelets??? you can bet he has a million always wrapped around his wrist
  • there are pride ones and beaded ones from peggy and best friends ones he and the boys got ironically
  • (but he actually loves them)
  • owns about 20 bowties that he never wears

hercules

  • shops at the thrift store or wears his own clothes
  • baggy sweaters/sweatshirts and distressed jeans/oVERALLs 
  • he has a thing for sweaters with elbow patches but one time alex said he looked like an old man (as a joke) so he doesnt speak of it 
  • has a million different beanies in different colours 
  • wears the same necklace hes had since he was a small child 
  • (its just dark wooden beads on a string) 
  • wears moccasins and burkenstocks exclusively 
  • hates socks with a passion 

lafayette 

  • really up to date with latest fashion trends
  • but he really likes courdoroy pants and turtlenecks
  • would rather die than than TOUCH a pair of sneakers
  • only ever wears boots or dress shoes
  • his go-to coat is a peacoat or a trench coat
  • sometimes he even wears a cloak if hes getting up to shenanigans and wants to get #in the mood
  • he might fill in his eyebrows. no body knows for sure
  • has his ears pierced and only ever wears small hoops or small jewels
  • owns ten of the same black beret and wears it ONLY when hes having a bad hair day bc he doesnt want to be #stereotypical

angelica 

  • two words: 
  • high waisted 
  • she only wears high waisted mom jeans and shorts (that she cut into shorts from mom jeans) 
  • always tucks her shirts into her pants 
  • has a collection of cute leather belts 
  • basically only wears sandals and vans. and nothing else 
  • crop tops? hell yes 
  • tank tops? hell fuckin yes 
  • sweaters and cropped hoodies over top? very much yes 

eliza 

  • sweet smocked sundresses or skater dresses 
  • wears tights underneath depending on the time of year 
  • also !!! pleated skirts and denim skirts with buttons down the front 
  • sometimes she’ll wear thigh high socks instead of tights though 
  • and she wears cute flats or heels if shes trying to look more sexy (which makes her feel flustered all day) 
  • as for tops, she’ll go for anything but she…. really has a thing for lace and mesh 
  • hair is always tied back. 
  • a l w a y s 
  • carries a purse and a backpack around school 

peggy

  • leggings and sweaters. 
  • thats…. it 
  • leggings, black coverse or her superstar adidas, ankle socks and baggy sweaters over top 
  • cant be bothered to do anything else?
  • (wears a baseball cap if shes having a bad hair day) 
  • in the summer, she might wear baggy tshirts instead or maybe she trades her leggings out for sport shorts 
  • always at a perfect temperature no matter what 
  • however, she wears different shades of lipstick everyday
  • like, shes never worn the same colour twice 
  • will BEGRUDINGLY borrow one of elizas dresses if she has to go to a fancy event 

maria 

  • short skirts (any kind, really) 
  • with blouses tucked into them 
  • and thigh high boots 
  • and chokers in all different sizes and colours 
  • paints her nails to coordinate with every outfit 
  • she wears exclusively holiday colours when it rolls around 
  • (christmas? you can bet shes wearing red for a month straight)
  • does her hair up in fancy styles every day 
  • but she also really likes floppy hats 

george 

  • dress shirts and dress pants and dress shoes 
  • but funny ties 
  • they can be optical illusions or annoyingly bright patterns 
  • but he is wearing a noticeable tie no matter where he is 
  • however, when hes flustered or embarrassed, he holds it in his hand to make sure no body thinks lesser of him because hes wearing pugs on his tie 
  • has ten pairs of the ever classic heart boxers 

thomas 

  • he only owns khakis and jeans
  • this boy rarely even touches sweatpants
  • polos are his go-to tops
  • wears belts, but still has his pants low enough that the waistband of his boxers are showing
  • he always keeps his wallet in his front right pocket
  • but… never takes it out in front of anyone and gets nervous/angry when they try and touch it
  • (its a batman wallet, obvs)
  • timberlands? yes
  • nike??? double yes

james 

  • tshirts with logos and striped long sleeves underneath 
  • and jeans that are too short/too long or sweats 
  • has a package of kleenex in his pocket at all times 
  • but wont share because he doesn’t know which ones are used or not used 
  • uses the same pair of beige vans hes had since third grade
  • wears superman and spiderman boxers
  • sometimes he forgets to wear socks or wears ones that are different lengths

aaron 

  • plain, single colour t shirts 
  • the most weird or abnormal colour he wears is eggplant purple and he loves that shirt to death 
  • it has a pocket and he puts his pens in there 
  • beige or brown khakis, sometimes blue jeans!!! 
  • he even owns a pair of red pants
  • but only wears them when his other pants are in the laundry 
  • tighty whities. hates boxers 
  • has a pair of white vans that everyone made fun of him for
  • bought all black converse next and people made fun of him for that too
  • didn’t want to buy anymore shoes
having some tsukikage/kagetsuki feels

platonic/romantic kgtsk/tskkg under the cut! (the post got pretty long so there should be a part 2 coming up?)

  • they go out of their way to disagree with everything the other says
  • no, like literally, they will do anything to piss the other off
  • tbh, they actually have pretty similar tastes and preferences but whenever they find out about these similarities, they lie their way out of it
  • eg. yams: “what do you guys want for lunch?” both: “SUSHI” kags : “no i meant ramen. cold food disgust me like how you *looks at tsukki* disgust me” tsukki: “like you are not disgusting yourself, king
  • yams sighs because why does he have to do this every single day 
  • and wtf kags? you are literally drinking a cold carton of milk
  • sure, they may mess around a lot like this usually but when they are discussing about volleyball, they’re both surprisingly mature and co-operative
  • they can literally discuss plays and strategies and when to use them for hours at one go
  • in their third year (with c-tsukki and vc-kags) competition season, they always meet up an hour earlier in the club room to discuss plays
  • the rest of the team understands and gives them their space to discuss (they know the two will eventually share the results of their discussion with them)
  • there isn’t a practice where they are not snarky towards each other
  • “wow your tossing form looks so regal... just like a king
  • “well then, you better start using your legs and actually jump or are they just for show?”
  • they have bets with each other all the time
  • and those bets usually revolves around them like
  • “bet you can’t talk to the girl without making her cry because your face is so disturbing” or like “bet you can’t ask for an extension for that homework because the teacher hates your face
  • they collate the score and the one with the most wins at the end of the month have to treat the other lunch
  • if anyone talk shit about karasuno to their faces, they are going to wish they were never born
  • their mouths are so mean and their stares/smirks are so unholy
  • really, say something remotely deteriorating about karasuno and you have their team dad and his smol tol angry blue birb after your ass
  • they are also really defensive about each other’s honour??
  • like someone from another school can start saying shit like “kageyama don’t deserve to be the starting setter with his erratic setting” and tsukki will be all “yes i know how his dumb face can make you think that he is erratic but what’s really erratic is how the condom your dad used broke and had you*pointedly looks down at person through his glasses*
  • or they can talk crap about tsukki like “that blonde megane only has his height. his read blocking is only efficient enough for small one-touches” and kags is just “sure that long french fry is unnaturally tall but his one-touches are one touch more than you will ever get on your small d**k*smirks, turns, walks away*
  • because nobody can talk about how dumb the other is except for those karasuno idiots

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anonymous asked:

Why do i feel like Jungkook has a thing with Hoseoks ears?????? There are photo of him going to licks it, there this on fanmeeting he bothers Hoseoks ears, he blows to it too?? N he picking his ears. Like boii.,, whats wrong?? Im sorry for the english.

My guy my dude that speaks exceptional english

you are on the right track and i AM SO GLAD you’ve noticed THE TREND to touch hoseoks ears. And it’s not only jungkook? I’ve seen all three maknaes do it

you won’t believe it, but i actually had a folder on my laptop already

your ask was really, really up my alley, thank you very much

let us start with visual evidence i’ve collected (which is like 5 gifs, 1 picture and one video and i literally own none of those)

if you have more than these - you are more than welcome to add them to this post in a reblog

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Young Tsukishima is very demanding. Everytime yams come over, he literally uses only one split second to say hi to Aki before Tsukki turns sour and glares at his brother because “Yamaguchi came over here for me, not you.” Aki would just chuckle and ruffle his hair teasing him about how much he loves Yamaguchi. Generally, he just doesn’t like sharing. His mom would ask Yama all these questions and Tsukki would answer for him, impatient and demanding every moment of Yamaguchi’s attention. “Yes, mom. He’s fine and school was okay. I literally spend everyday with him, I would know his schedule,” he argues when his mom asks him not to fill in tadashi life for her. Yamaguchi would just blush. He gets really cranky when night time comes along though. Believe it or not, he likes to cuddle a lot and just loves hugging the shit out of Yamaguchi. One time, Yams had to go to the bathroom bad and couldn’t hold it in so he went to use the restroom. When he came back, Tsukki was up and asking him questions like: “Where did you go? Why did you leave and not tell me? Don’t you know it’s cold in here?” Sometimes he gets too overbearing though. He would blindly follow Yamaguchi to do whatever task he needs to do at 12 o'clock in the night and would just whine and complain saying he needs sleep. Yamaguchi has never slept out on the couch or on the guest futon. Ever. Well, technically, he has many times but Tsukki always insist they sleep in his bed together or he’d just invite himself into Yamaguchi’s personal space. Yamaguchi sometimes wonder if he’s touch starved. He brings this up one time at a dinner conversation and Mrs. Tsukishima laughs because as a baby, Tsukki didn’t like to be held a lot and Yam’s just having internal conflict because man, he’s never slept so much at someone’s house before and he’s starting to miss his personal space and bed. On the days he doesn’t sleep over, Tsukki invites himself to his house so… alone time was a big no-no. They literally spend every waking moment together. Like, if Tsukki wakes up and Yams is still asleep, he literally ignores everything and goes back to cuddling yams tiny body. Like, Tsukishima will not let him go. He loves how Yamaguchi clings onto the nearest object or person and just snuggles into them too much to let go. He just loves Yamaguchi to be honest.

anonymous asked:

9 and 29 for the prompt thingy <3

Because these guys kinda work together I assume you want me to use them in one drabble? If I assumed wrong then i’m super sorry and I owe you another drabble haha <3 

9. “Quit it or I’ll bite.”

29. “Come over here and make me.”


Isak was staring at his Biology assignment in anger. “What the fuck is this supposed to mean? Why can’t I get this one stupid question?” he shouted to literally nothing. ah fuck this. 

he rested his head on his laptop in defeat. 

ding 

his head snapped back up in alert immediately at the sound of his phone beeping. 

he checked it and suddenly all of his stress seemed a little less suffocating and he smiled fondly at his screen. 

Even:

Hey genius, have you finished your assignment so I can come over yet??

Isak smiled, ever since he scored a 4 on one silly assignment that one time, him and Even agreed that they could not be in the same room when serious work was in need of being done. 

I mean they complained about it constantly, but it was all for good reason. When Even was around Isak he couldn’t concentrate knowing that his lips, his hands, his eyes, his everything; was right there waiting for Isak to touch every single part of him. 

ugh even when he wasn’t around that was all Isak could think about. 

he began typing a reply. 

Isak:

It’s too hard. I give up 😥

Even:

Don’t give up you got this ❤️

Isak laughed hard and shook his head. His boyfriend was such a dork and he loved it. 

Isak:

That wasn’t very convincing

Even: 

Well maybe this will be…

Isak waited, a smile already permanently stuck on his face.

Even:

Finish your work or else

Isak:

Why don’t you just come over here and make me?

Even:

I would…

But that’s against the rules Isak!

Isak:

Totally knew you were all bark and no bite

Even:

Aw Isak did you just make a dog pun? 😍

But shut up, I can totally bite. 

Isak:

mmhmm

Even:

You know I can 😉

God dammit have you finished your work so I can come over and bark and bite in person??

Isak:

Just come over now. 

Even:

…….I shouldn’t 

Isak:

I was thinking of having a shower later.

Even:

Ah fuck

Coming.

Isak grinned. This was so much better than biology. Like that can wait. He can do it during his free tomorrow. 


“Okay okay, You should do your work now.” Even pulled back and gently stroked Isak’s cheek. 

Isak shrugged “I’ll do it tomorrow.” he pressed his lips back against Even’s, his hands threading into his damp hair. 

When Even got here they had both decided that the shower must be pushed up to that very second. and then for the last couple hours they have just been lost in each others arms and lips. 

Even laughed and pulled away again “I’m serious! Do your work.” 

Isak threw his head back and groaned “Ahhhh it’s fine.” 

he tilted his head back up waiting for his kiss. 

“No Isak. We are not going to be one of those couples who sacrifice their education just to make out.” 

Isak squinted his eyes at him “Isn’t that what we just did?” 

“Exactly! Now get off me and do your work.” 

“No.” Isak snuggled closer to Even and kissed his neck.” 

“Isaaaak” Even half warned half moaned. 

he trailed kisses up Even’s chin and then gently pressed his lips against the soft spot behind Even’s ear that sent shivers down his body. 

“Isak…bi-ology” 

Isak replied by kissing Even’s lips again making him moan against his mouth. 

They were lost again until Even finally gained some control and pulled back, while holding onto Isak’s golden curls. 

“Quit it Isak or I will bite.”

Isak rolled his eyes “ahhhh it’s just so confusing.” 

“Hey” Even brushed his fingers over Isak’s lips “You are good at this. Just trust your instincts. Don’t be so hard on yourself.” 

Isak nodded and looked down at their laps. 

“Listen you finish your work and I’ll cook us something special, and then by the time you’re finished we can eat and watch something boring so we just end up making out instead.” 

Isak laughed “I love you.” 

Even brushed his lips against Isak’s briefly “I love you, my genius. Now go do your work.” 

Isak rolled his eyes and reluctantly got off of his beautiful boyfriend and back to where he left his biology. 

But not before he looked back one more time and thanked the universe for bringing this Even to his Isak. 


This ended up being so mushy but I hope you like it <3

oh my god my hands are shakign rn 

so work was bad yesterday and this happened and i just had to tell u guys somewhere im sorry im scremaing???

yesterday i watched three men die because one man sneezed in a room full of blood and shit and light.

no. it gets worse.

today 3 more go in and theyre holding these like super cheap mops, like this place cant afford anything better. it just made me fucking depressed like i don’t even get union pay and u make me use these mops??? like what????

. Yesterda, I watched a man I admired just like shot. because he left some chick a flower. like im literally screaming rn how can you do that?? all it was was like?? a flower and u shoot him?? im??

 Today, she doesn’t remember, and three halls down I can hear her screaming. (Im literally screaming rn))

and then the day before that i watched a group of soldiers like… they have to like shoot their own coworkers because of zombies and i was like wtf how is this real??? bjut its real i watched it if you dont believe me!1!!

. Today, we test another sample, this time on children. im criyng

so then like another day last week, as if this isnt’ bad enough,, I watched five men and women gunned down in an abandoned factory no one cares about. (I know no one cars about it b/c i was there okay,,, i saw,,)

 Today, it happens again and again. Every eleven seconds. Forever. ((9(can u imagine???))0

and like to top this all off it just keeps piling up., I watched a man sit comfortably in a nice armchair, sipping scotch and laughing as he ordered a woman to simply stop breathing and then today he gets the day off of work detail for good behavior like what?? is wrong with this place???. I watched hundreds of ppl in orange jumpsuits herded like animals into empty rooms that filled with gas and firebut then the next day hundreds more are told they have a chance for a lighter sentence, and a chance to serve their country (lmfao rite) like what?? does that add up??? no it does not .

so then like all this got to me in my mind and i was like okay this needs to stop. theres no way im the only one that sees like how fucked up all this is?? so i told my coworker, i took them to the side in the break room and i whispered in their ear and i was like look, yesterday i watched the world nearly die in a thousand thousand terrible ways. sometimes we would have had the time 2 scream. ive gotten used to it okay?? today u and i are alive to write about it.

and like they woldn’t listen to me they were like fuck u ur not the ethics committee i dont care. so i blocked them . ,

but here’s the thing like????? you want happy endings???? fuck you honestly???? they dont happen here like. You’re alive to read it. isnt that good enough. god help us all honestly 

so then heres the thing, this morning in the break room i was like, i told that to my coworkers to try to get them to see my side and they all listened and i was like holy shit im a martyr. so then i said really loud i was like “secure. contain. protect” and they all like nodded b/c they agreed and i felt better u know??? like im glad i could move these ppl. then the whole break room clapped

The Protective Soldier

Request: Can I request a Bucky x reader please? Where Bucky met the Avengers and is atracted to the reader and protective over her, and one time he gets into winter soldier mode and everyone is worried he might hurt the reader but he became extremly overprotective and dont let anyone and anything touch her cause is dangerous (like even killed a fly that is too close to her). Hope its make sense, English is not my native language :c Thanks!

A/N: Fem!Reader. This one kind of ran away from me before I could reign it in, so it’s longer than I planned. I almost made it a two parter, but I liked it more this way. Enjoy!

Warnings: Possible use of language, I can’t remember. Reader is temporarily abducted by the bad guy.

Word Count Total: 1939

Title: The Protective Soldier

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Obi-Wan Kenobi Has Never Had a Damn Day Off

Anakin’s Force Ghost: [watching very loud TV]
Obi-Wan’s Force Ghost: [sitting next to him, wearing glasses and reading a book called Coming to Terms With Your Traumatic Life]
Luke: [staring at them, annoyed] You know, eventually one of us is going to have to go talk to him. 
Anakin: [still watching TV, disinterested] …talk to who, son? 
Luke: …Ben, dad.
Obi-Wan: [smiling] Why, I’m right here, Luke. And you can talk to me any time. 
Luke: You know who I’m talking about, Obi-Wan. Knock it off. 
Anakin: …don’t sass your Obi-Wan like that, Luke. 
Luke: [shutting off the TV] GUYS. BEN. DARK SIDE. LITTLE HELP HERE. Are you seriously just going to sit here and watch soap operas while the universe goes to hell again?! One of us has to try and talk some sense into him! I think it should be one of you. 
Anakin: [immediately] Not it. [looks at Obi-Wan]
Obi-Wan: Ohhhh, no. I’ve put in my time trying to make people in this family see reason. I’m not helping that brat. It’s bad enough Leia gave him my name. 
Anakin: …there you go! He’s Ben, you’re Ben….you’re his, uh, Great Uncle? Just give him that face you always used to give me when I did something stupid. 
Obi-Wan: [makes a face]
Anakin: That’s the one! There. See? You already know what to do. You’ve got this. 
Obi-Wan: [defeated sigh]

Preference

(A/N: Hey guys! Remember to eat something, drink some water and take your meds! Love you!)



Narnia Preference: How many blankets he prefers




Caspian

       Literally all of the blankets in the castle.

       His excuse was that it gets really cold in the stone castle, but you weren’t happy with it. You woke up drenched in sweat the morning after your wedding. While you had gone to sleep with a sheet and comforter on the bed, Caspian had gotten up and draped at least four more blankets over you both.




Peter

       One sheet.

       Peter’s just a warm person. He gives you both enough warmth so that the use of blankets isn’t necessary.




Edmund

       No blankets. Dude. What the heck.

       At first, you didn’t understand why Edmund doesn’t use any blankets. You had seen him nap and use no blankets, but it didn’t really strike you as anything odd. You did, however, realize his reasoning behind it when you first slept in his bed with him.

       You had insisted on using a sheet, at least, teasing Edmund about how weird it was that he didn’t use blankets. He didn’t say anything, instead reluctantly getting under the covers with you.

       Edmund woke you up in the middle of the night, thrashing and whimpering. His actions pulled the blankets off of you, winding themselves around Edmund’s legs, restricting him even more.

       You had quickly woken Edmund up, brushing his hair away from his face as to not obscure his senses further. You two didn’t use blankets anymore, you settling for the fact that Edmund could enclose your entire being with his limbs and Edmund hoping that he wouldn’t accidently hit you during one of his night terrors.  

So I’m out for a walk in the park and I’m going down the correct side of the path when I see this guy walking towards me on the wrong side so if one of us doesn’t move we’ll collide and he’s easily twice my size so my self preservation instinct should say that I move to avoid bodily harm except I’m on a roll and my music is fire and I have never wanted to move out of someone’s way less in my life so I keep going and instead of just moving over to the right side of the path this guy literally goes off into no mans land to avoid running into me like there was about 4 feet of path that was his to use but instead he veered off into no mans land and I emerged the dominant one not once faltering in my step what a moment

First Years as Third Years

Imagine our precious Karasuno baby crows as big third years. Can you see it?

  • Captain Yamaguchi- aka the coolest cool to ever cool
  • Vice Captain Kageyama- he still kinda sucks with people but all the underclassmen adore him
  • Super Ace Hinata- badass little shit and ultimate senpai
  • Block King Tsukishima- fear him he will block you and then laugh at your pain
  • Manager Supreme Yachi- literally nothing fazes her anymore
  • And like, all the underclassmen admire them
  • They all totally know their captain and Tsukishima are doing it in the club room once everyone’s left
  • No one is allowed to call HInata senpai because it will go to his head- only use in extreme circumstances
  • Someone could literally run in crying and bleeding out of their eyes and Yachi would just shrug and walk them to the nurse
  • No one’s sure if Kageyama and HInata are friends, boyfriends, or rivals- but they’re pretty sure they’re making out when they run off
  • Kageyama is the nicest guy and he just really cares about his team but he looks so scary when he’s trying to show concern
  • Tsukishima acts like an asshole but will stay late to help underclassmen with their blocks and receives
  • Yamaguchi in in frequent contact with Ennoshita and is bullshitting every captain speech he gives 
  • They probably have this duo that show up and hate each other and won’t stop arguing and HInata and Kageyama call up Daichi and apologize again
  • Yachi has a small following of mangers in training that all adore her
  • Kageyama and yamaguchi watch practices and then have these meeting and they look real intense but in actuality they’re just trying to scare the underclassmen
  • Sometimes Kuroo and Bokuto come visit practice and Tsukishima somehow always dissapears the second they enter the gym
  • Whenever Hinata is tired from a long day or practice or has been pushing himself too hard Tsukishima will carry him on his back
  • Yamaguchi can and will pick up tsukishima and tell him to chill the fuck out (this is needed when he’s being a particularly mean ass or slacking)
  • Kageyama and Tsukishima are the bitchiest people ever at competitions they just look down on everyone and scoff
  • Yamaguchi has to stop them all from getting into fights with other teams constantly
  • But if someone trashes their team he will destroy them
  • Hinata is an enabler and he must be stopped
  • Yachi laughs whenever one of her boys tries to be all threatening and reminds them of that time they all cried while watching Marley and Me
  • I really love them and i wanna see them grow up