Girls like boys and boys like girls and that’s the way it will be forever On the radio, in Hollywood, on the TV shows, for the greater good He said think about the children Think about the children
You wanted to write me hit record for the radio Are you never gonna get it? The kids already know Some girls like girls, some boys got a boyfriend I like guys and they like me We hold hands, make out and do all the things that lovers do ~
How the Hamilton Fandom sees our favorite historical figures vs the actual historical figures
Smol, willing to fight everyone, also willing to fuck everyone, the most flaming bisexual to ever walk the earth, 5'7" of pure rage. On Twitter.
Founding father. Founded the national bank and was the first treasury of the secretary. Not actually Lin Manuel Miranda. Probably never made out with John Laurens but definitely did send him suggestive letters that were censored by his grandson.
Fandom Aaron Burr:
adorable, loved his umbrella, probably gay, Leslie is adorable too, hit his head on the same pipe twice, spent his money "like an ass," in love with Hamilton
Actual Aaron Burr:
actually shot Hamilton. He also graduated from Princeton at the age of 16 and a bunch of other cool stuff but he literally shot the guy we're all obsessed with why do we like him
The Gayest of the Gays. Has a dick father. Is actually Anthony Ramos. Very cute. Likes turtles. Dating Alexander Hamilton.
Probably still very gay. He had a wife and kid though. He did draw very nice turtles. Not Anthony Ramos (cry). Not that cute.
A pure cinnamon roll, too good for this world. Way too good for Alexander Hamilton. 1/3 of the Schuyler Sisters.
A pure cinnamon roll, too good for this world. Way too good for Alexander Hamilton. 1/3 of the Schuyler Sisters. Wore pretty dresses. Told his story.
Badass Feminist. Will cut your dick off. Actually Renee Elise Goldsberry. Actually incredible. WARNED Eliza.
Is not Renee Elise Goldsberry. Is a dead white woman. Probably never rapped at her sisters wedding. Probably still a badass feminist. Probably still did warn you, Eliza.
Actual Margarita (Peggy) Schuyler:
Protected her family from a mob of men carrying tomahawks. A badass. I love her. Not somehow secretly in love with Maria Reynolds.
America's Favorite Fighting Frenchman, actual baguette, yes yes my name is Lafayette, he came from afar just to say hello tell the king fuck off who's the best? It him.
literally in love with America Lin did a good job with him. He had American soil taken back to France to be buried under it. He named his son after George Washington. The purest French bread.
cLoThInG and FUCKING HORSES
he was a tailor who spied on British people he was cool he doesn't get enough love let's all love mulligan ok
Fandom Thomas Jefferson:
Probably in love with James Madison, wears heelies, invented the swivel chair, fucks macaroni. Also, actually the worst.
Actual Thomas Jefferson:
Actually the worst. He owned slaves. His bed was in the middle of a hallway. Look it up.
Fandom James Madison:
a smol bean, in love with Thomas Jefferson, a southern motherfucking democratic republican.
Actual James Madison:
a founding father. Pretty sickly. Doesn't get enough respect either.
Fandom Maria Reynolds:
is either loved or hated fiercely, has one of the best voices in the show, somehow sleeps with everyone in fanfiction even if not historically possible.
Actual Maria Reynolds:
was being abused by her husband and just wanted to get away for a while. Hamilton is at fault too. She had a sad life.
Fandom George Washington:
dad friend to the whole country, everyone has a daddy kink bc of him (why), Alex's actual Dad, literally anything to do with Dad
Actual George Washington:
the actual father of our country. The first president of the United States. Stop disrespecting him this way. Get the washlaf off of my dash.
Fandom Philip Hamilton:
"MY BABY." Doesn't exist in 1/2 of fanfictions and is still killed in the other 1/2. Looks an awful lot like John Laurens.
Actual Philip Hamilton:
Really hot. Died young. Tragic.
you know, you don’t need to diminish the value of one character in order to justify liking another one. it’s okay to like morally wrong or less ~pure~ characters (and believe they can change) without having to knock down other characters, who lets face it, haven’t done anything wrong comparatively