ok one of the fucking funniest childhood memories i have is this one time when i was around 7
me and my friend would collect webkinz and some of them dated each other. my pink pony, lollipop was dating her lil’kinz penguin, michael
a few months later, people were playing american idol karaoke at some guys birthday party (for wii i think?) and thats where i heard rihanna’s unfaithful for the first time. i was literally so entranced and inspired that when i got home that night i listened to it again on youtube and read every lyric carefully
i got so inspired that i had the sudden idea to make my pony write a break-up letter to michael, but the words were going to be the lyrics to unfaithful with some pronouns changed. the letter was literally like
Story of my life Searching for the right But it keeps avoiding me Sorrow in my soul Cause it seems that wrong Really loves my company
He’s more than a man And this is more than love The reason that the sky is blue The clouds are rolling in Because I’m gone again And to you I just can’t be true
And I know that you know I’m unfaithful And it kills you inside To know that I am happy with some other guy I can see you dying
I don’t wanna do this anymore I don’t wanna be the reason why Every time I walk out the door I see you die a little more inside I don’t wanna hurt you anymore I don’t wanna take away your life I don’t wanna be A murderer
i actually thought i was so poetic?? anyway the next day, my friend comes over as usual, and i say in the saddest and most sentimental voice, “um.. lollipop wanted me to give michael this letter… she couldn’t do it herself..” like i was really into this
so she opens the letter and after reading maybe 2 lines she just looks me dead in the eyes and says “these are the lyrics to unfaithful by rihanna” and i can still remember the blood draining from my face
I love your class 1-a scenarios! They make me really happy, thank you so much. :) You are awesome^^ Do you think that everyone of class 1-a has a special talent like drawing, singing, gymnastic and so on?
i just wanna point this out b/c it’s great and then i’ll get into headcanons, but Iida, Aoyama, Satou, and Mineta are all apparently really great at drawing
Iiida looks like he took some sort of still life/classic arts drawing class with the way he shades, and Aoyama’s is so very inspired by shoujo. Mineta’s is like… ridiculously good?? and Satou’s is really neat b/c he’s a kinda ‘less detail, more free-form gesture lines’ kinda guy
i really enjoy Ochako’s super cutesy doodles b/c you can tell she’s not all that great, but she has such a cute art style.
my favorite part of this panel tho is
Bakugou’s mediocre art skills. look at the way he drew his nubby little fingers. look at those shitty little bombshells, the things on the side aren’t even the same size and shape. one’s slightly wiggly and bigger than the other. he gave himself little stick arms. he can’t draw shoes.
Bakugou’s secret talent is that he finally sucks at something and i love it
anYWAY onto headcanons:
for whatever reason i think Denki would be pretty good at singing?? specifically kpop, which i also hc him really liking. i don’t even know why i don’t listen to kpop, i just get that kinda vibe from him
Denki, Bakugou, Kirishima, Sero are all really good at dancing (especially stuff like free form and breakdancing). Baku dances really aggressively tho, but the others are pretty happy and fun about it
Momo is really good at elegant type dancing. also really good at cooking b/c it’s… pretty similar to what she has to do with her quirk??
i imagine Iida also took a dancing class at his fancy highschool but i can’t imagine he was all that great at dancing tbh. i imagine he has a nearly photographic memory, and is a really fast reader
Ochako is really good at making mochi and spotting good deals at stores
Todoroki makes really good tea
for some reason i think Tooru would be really good at arranging flowers?? idk i just associate her a lot with flowers, im not sure why
Jirou is good at vocal impressions
Tsuyu is also good at cooking b/c she had to cook for her younger siblings
Bakugou is good at cooking b/c he’s just. like that
with enough time and energy, Izuku can imitate literally anyone, not just All Might
Shouji is fucking great at drumming (esp with his extra arms)
Kouda can write some amazing poetry
Tokoyami is also, unsurprisingly, very good at poetry. (goth poetry b/c he’s just extra like that)
Aoyama is actually pretty awesome at styling hair and putting together fashionable outfits for people
Satou is surprisingly good at singing really emotional ballad-type songs (tho he’s kinda embarrassed about it)
Mina is really great at gymnastics and is really flexible
Ojirou is really good at making traditional japanese style foods (especially ones with rice)
…and man, the unrelenting sexual tension between this this guy
and this guy
I mean, damn! And I don’t ship, man. I. DO. NOT. SHIP.
But like, when they’re nice to each other it’s great–but when they fight? SO REPRESSED. MUCH TENSION. JUST KISS ALREADY. WOW.
Not to mention all the flirtatious language/behavior:
Danno to McGarrett: What are you wearing?
McGarret to Danno: I’ll think about you the whole time I’m gone, Boo-boo (that’s a conglomeration of two lines, but YES he called Danno “BOO-BOO”)
McGarrett to Danno: *removes shirt and/or pants at any opportunity*
Danno to McGarrett: *complains about naked partner, stares admiringly*
McGarrett to Danno: *does impressive, manly things like towing Danno back to shore in their stranded dinghy…which requires him to take his shirt off*
Danno to McGarrett: *refuses to admit that manly, impressive McGarrett is, in fact, manly and impressive* Why do you have to be such a Navy Seal? What is it with Navy Seals? You’re such a Navy Seal, Steven. Such a Navy Seal. *stares admiringly*
Danno to McGarrett: You look good when you clean up, babe. Nice suit/Dress blues/tux. Here, lemme fix your tie.
McGarrett to Danno: You’re not wearing a tie! Just like I asked! *fond smile*
Danno AND McGarrett, multiple times: *Interrupt each other’s attempts to sleep with other people*
Danno AND McGarrett, multiple times: Our marriage. Let’s talk about our marriage. This is my partner, Daniel/Steven. We are married.
Everyone Else: So how long have you two been married? / Hey, are you talking to your wife? (When McGarrett’s on the phone w/Danno)
I am not kidding. This is LITERALLY them. At couple’s counseling. Arguing about who gets to drive.
And Danny is just so SMOL AND ANGRY. (ง'̀-‘́)ง
And McGarrett is just so TOL AND COMPETENT, and loves his smol angry blond boy. (✿◠‿◠)
Ship sails its goddamn self, man. Sails its goddamn self.