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Memeteen guide to Seventeen

S.coups: 

  • carats make fun of his stage name holding a couple s.coups of icecream and a S.cup of noodles 
  • chicc
  • the poor man between jeongjicheol
  • papa coups 
  • embarrasing dad
  • wings it at choreo sometimes
  • has 12 children 
  • wants to c h o k e jeonghan
  • the type of dad that would challenge his 5 yr old child to a game of soccer and then gets too competitive and swerves that bitch to get goals
  •  his smile and his smile alone gave one of Seventeen’s stages a crap ton of views
  • say the name!
  • camel
  • piggy bank
  • beagle leader
  • “eyes look like 9:15″
  • eyelashes for ddaayyyysss
  • Everybody SCREAMM
  • fireworks are the only enemy
  • My EGG YOLK T-T
  • members rebel against him at times
  • someone save him


Jeonghan:

  • John-Oops I mean Jeonghan
  • Laying down is his preferred physical state
  • swindler
  • long hair majestic unicorn and short hair majestic prince. He majestic no matter what fam
  • “Joshua was the first one to approach me”
  •  toucher of asses 
  • shamelessly feeds off of members’ love 24/7
  • Makes members have couple wallpaper and phone cases with him 
  •  "angel"
  • the mother of Seventeen
  • “Dino, nugu aegi?”
  • All members are under his spell
  • giraffe running
  • Jeonghan’s warm cup of milk
  • sa-sa-say the name seventeen 
  • Doubts OFD pds
  • bitter smile of betrayal 
  • vernon crushed his balls once
  • athletic with no stamina
  • creator of the Carat mating call: *incoherent screaming*


Joshua:

  • Gentleman
  • fukn weeaboo
  • the b e s t freestyle rapper in Seventeen. Dont @ me
  • ded meme(?) “Jisoos Christ”
  • The ‘normal one’-SIKE bitch
  • That poor waterbottle
  • When-one-of-the-members-wear-a-shirt-with-questionable-english-words-everyone-blames-me-lol  guy
  • I pledge allegence to the flag of the united states of amerca and to the re-
  • dRinK WaTeR
  • pin drop and worm master +uncle dance
  • pingpong vlive 
  • “EAT THIS” signature move
  • “over here”
  • The english teacher everyone wants and deserves 
  • white cap
  • Chicken can heal the heart
  • L.A motherfuckerss
  • piggy bank
  • “Ïm part of vocal unit too! T-T”


Jun

  • Heechul’s reincarnated body that was too early bc he aint ded lol
  • chinaline
  • child actor 
  • nyeac nyeac 
  • logos are out to get him 
  • eyeroll king 
  • punny and awkward
  • king of china
  • 404 lines not found
  • My I now
  • “Ice ice froze.” (that crazy in love Wonwoo lyric) moments
  • sexy expression
  • convinced he is the number one visual 
  • shy vlives
  • proceeds to tell members to call him handsome in chinese
  • ofd positivity boy


Hoshi: 

  • naega hosh + pose
  •  What time is it? 10:10 bitches
  • ‘ten hour ten minute’
  •  shinee’s biggest fanboy
  •  from soft 1 to hipthurst 100  real quick.
  • HAM HAM. HAMHAMHAMHAM
  • My name’s soonyoung call me soon
  • hamster cheeks
  • suffers with spicy food
  • beurora hurricane
  • Coco his chicken 
  • his love for the angsty teen makne 
  • “HEy MIDDLE" 
  • glitter face
  • pretty u first win cry face
  • Mounteen
  • kwon fire
  •  making dances out of things that inspire him; ex: crab, octopus, noodles, street lamp, backpack
  • kwon edward soonyoung 
  • refuses to be bottom visual 
  • rivalry with seungkwan and wonwoo 
  • claps like a child
  • KWON SOONYOUNG FIGHTING *wakes up* 'YYEEEEAAAHHH”
  • Grandma


Wonwoo:

  • lowkey highkey loves his own visuals 
  • beanie bro 
  • garden fairy 
  • voice so deep adele’s rollin in it 
  • “life is hamburger”
  • cheese burger aegyo 
  • emo 
  • let him sing fam
  • fukn nerddd 
  • sick wonwoo days with the plushy
  • Tsundere™
  • make him an actor pls 
  • got hit in the balls with a ball one time 
  • nose crinkle 
  • specs 
  • lack of highfives
  • middle school’s dance machine
  • him vs. Hoshi in ofd japan
  • bag of luck


Woozi:

  • Smol bean that would kill for a single cornchip 
  • Reminds me of a old grandpa teddy bear idk lol 
  • Done with life, hates aegyo and human contact, but will accept it when he wants to
  • members mock his crying from pretty u first win every chance they get 
  • if he does anything out of character they tease him about it till no end tbh
  • Suga’s son
  • his need to grab and hit people when he laughs
  • guitar is his greatest weapon
  • ccrriinnggeee & finger ccurrlll
  • producer-nim
  •  adore u is a funky pop song that has fun and fresh lyrics that match seventeen’s age on top of an addictive melody 
  • members exposing his ass in project svt


Dk:

  • the actual sun
  •  built in speakers bc he loud as shit 
  • sacrifices his beautiful face to make people laugh
  •  smile that can cure all the worlds sickness
  •  stop eating cds
  • woojoos_daddy
  • ‘come to daddy’ tee
  • horsemin MAL
  • pigeon
  • GRILLED PPPORRKK
  •  chicc
  •  pure and goes along with jokes the best 
  • heLL0 mY naMe Is LeE SeOkMIN my moTheR’S naMe Is
  • hightone rap
  • wat is basketball? 
  • do it from your heart 
  • Jeonghan’s fool 
  • mosquito 
  • Happy birfthday broo
  • orange peel king
  • wow, unbeliebable  
  • Grandpa
  • Two-teen


Mingyu:

  • MingEW and all his sneezin
  • flowercap boi 
  • tol and clumsy
  • If Seventeen doesnt drop somethign, Mingyu certainly will 
  • actually very organized and neat 
  • Minghousewife 
  • was a cheeto for a split second
  • proud father of OG BongBong 
  • Mingyu sunbaenimmm
  • Seventeen cant live without their swiss army knife 
  • Akita sound
  • oh. my. god. Oho My GOD
  • ‘Your name is bob’
  • Where Is Your Tag???
  • squeals 
  • “Seventeens official visual" 
  • oooo000OOO yEAh 


The8: 

  • got7 bambam taught him how to dab and he never looked back since
  •  thughao
  • IMMA
  • before: Yeah I’ll have her home before 10 ^-^ 

          now: she’ll spend a night at my house ;)

  • nunchuuk daddy
  • 404 no lines found pt.2
  • now My I
  • his predebut pictures are  e p i c
  • side-eye king
  • arms for days
  • fashionista
  • rolled thin porkbelly hair
  • learns more korean to roast bitches
  • flipping is his preferred transportation 
  • dirty dirty jamjam ^-^ *svt flipps out in cringe* 
  • Kermit is his bitch

Seungkwan: 

  • fresh baked buns bebe
  • divaboo
  •  just put boo in any word and it gets 100 times better
  • supports AND hates aegyo
  • Beyonce who?
  • MCboo, talk talk talk. 
  • "Thomas the train” omg rip XD 
  • Vernon’s number 1 fan
  • OHMYGOD JASMIN
  • cries in jeju accent
  • John?
  • Boonon, svts rapper 
  • Oh Laaaddiieesss~~ this is your story 
  • red 
  • haunted house screaming 
  • volleyball fanatic
  •  kimbap kidding? 
  • Crab walks away 
  • Son of Jeju 
  • fashTion 
  • '13th visual’ (fuk nah)
  • Im the BEST quality 


Vernon:

  • child actor but never fukn talks about it
  • attempts vocal runs
  • looks confused most of the time  
  • iconic rap lines “pull up on you wacks with a mac fuly loaded”, “i’m only seventeen i only got a few dollars” “Chili Chicken in the microwave”
  • fortune cookie hair 
  • headlines headlines ( HaJiMAaaaAa, dont mention smtm4)
  • his obsession with hotline bling
  • “speaks english, but forgets that one english word” (bilingual problems)
  • Person: h- 

          Vernon: I was born in america but moved to korea when I was five 

  • Kidney function is not a right its a privilege
  • woke af
  • His mom is my bias
  • teeth
  • bubble pop
  • *slightly lifts glasses* 'ding' 
  • sofia
  • Leonardo Dicaprio AND Leonardo Divinci
  • Dont take him fishing
  • stitch
  • Dat laugh tho
  • lotto
  • My favorite part of Seungkwan is-


Dino:

  • Michael Chanson
  • “Im growing!”
  • not Jeonghan’s aegi
  • we will now forget mansae era duck ass hair
  • Diamond makne
  • “he’s going through puberty now”-Hoshi
  • a new born savage
  • Makne’s visual ranking
  • GloUp of the century
  • “michael jackson version" 
  • bitter smile 
  • loud laugh 
  • *runs over hoshi’s toes with scooter* 
  • *scrolls through phone and half-heartedly says*  I love you.
youtube

GUYS.

At 22 seconds she talks to another character to ask if he has forgotten something. 

He says “Well I believe I have. Problem is, I can’t remember what”

Sound familiar? 

[KOR/ENG LYRICS] 고민보다 Go (Rather Than Worrying, Go) by BTS

Korean

DOLLAR DOLLAR
하루아침에 전부 탕진
달려 달려 내가 벌어 내가 사치
달려 달려 달려 달려
달려 달려

난 원해 cruisin’ on the bay
원해 cruisin’ like NEMO
돈은 없지만 떠나고 싶어 멀리로
난 돈은 없지만서도 풀고 싶어 피로
돈 없지만 먹고 싶어 오노 지로

열일 해서 번 나의 pay
전부 다 내 배에
티끌 모아 티끌 탕진잼 다 지불해
내버려둬 과소비 해버려도
내일 아침 내가 미친놈처럼
내 적금을 깨버려도

WOO 내일은 없어
내 미랜 벌써 저당 잡혔어
WOO 내 돈을 더 써
친구들 wussup
Do you want some?

DOLLAR DOLLAR
하루아침에 전부 탕진
달려 달려 man i spend it like some party
DOLLAR DOLLAR
쥐구멍 볕들 때까지
해가 뜰 때까지

YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
YOLO YOLO YO
탕진잼 탕진잼 탕진잼
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
Where my money yah
탕진잼 탕진잼 탕진잼
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
YOLO YOLO YO
탕진잼 탕진잼 탕진잼
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
Where the party yah
탕진잼 탕진잼 탕진잼

Where my money yah?
Where the party yah?
내 일주일 월화수목 금금금금
내 통장은 yah
밑 빠진 독이야
난 매일같이 물 붓는 중

차라리 걍 깨버려
걱정만 하기엔 우린 꽤 젊어
오늘만은 고민보단 Go해버려
쫄면서 아끼다간 똥이 돼버려
문대버려

DOLLAR DOLLAR
하루아침에 전부 탕진
달려 달려 man i spend it like some party
DOLLAR DOLLAR
쥐구멍 볕들 때까지
해가 뜰 때까지

YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
YOLO YOLO YO
탕진잼 탕진잼 탕진잼
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
Where my money yah
탕진잼 탕진잼 탕진잼
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
YOLO YOLO YO
탕진잼 탕진잼 탕진잼
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
Where the party yah
탕진잼 탕진잼 탕진잼

고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go Go (Everybody!)
고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go Go (Everybody!)

고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go Go (Everybody!)
고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go Go (Everybody!)

고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go Go (Everybody!)
고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go Go (Everybody!)

English

DOLLAR DOLLAR
Use it all up in a single morning
Run run I earn I’m (the symbol of) luxury
Run run run run
Run run

I want it cruisin’ on the bay
Want it cruisin’ like NEMO
Don’t have money but want to leave, far away
I don’t have money but I want to get rid of the stress
Don’t have money but want to eat Ono Jiro*

My pay that I earned with backbreaking work
All of it in my stomach
A penny earned is a penny, fun squandering, pay for it all
Leave it, even if you spend too much
Even if tomorrow morning like a crazy guy
I break out my savings

Woo There’s no tomorrow
My future’s already (locked down by) a mortgage loan
Woo use more of my money
Wassup friends
Do you want some?

DOLLAR DOLLAR
Use it all up in a single morning
Run run man I spend it like some party
DOLLAR DOLLAR
Until the mouse hole is sunlit**
Until the sun comes up

YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
YOLO YOLO YO
Squandering fun, squandering fun, squandering fun
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
Where my money yah
Squandering fun, squandering fun, squandering fun
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
YOLO YOLO YO
Squandering fun, squandering fun, squandering fun
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
Where the party yah
Squandering fun, squandering fun, squandering fun

Where my money yah?
Where the party yah?
My week, Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Friday Friday Friday
My bank account is yah
A bucket with no bottom
I’m pouring water into it every day

Just break it instead
We’re rather young to be worrying all day
Today instead of worrying just go
If you scrimp, too scared to spend, it’ll just become shit
Just rub it right off

DOLLAR DOLLAR
Use it all up in a single morning
Run run man I spend it like some party
DOLLAR DOLLAR
Until the mouse hole is sunlit
Until the sun comes up

YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
YOLO YOLO YO
Squandering fun, squandering fun, squandering fun
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
Where my money yah
Squandering fun, squandering fun, squandering fun
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
YOLO YOLO YO
Squandering fun, squandering fun, squandering fun
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
Where the party yah
Squandering fun, squandering fun, squandering fun

Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go Go (Everybody!)
Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go Go (Everybody!)

Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go Go (Everybody!)
Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go Go (Everybody!)

Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go Go (Everybody!)
Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go Go (Everybody!)

(T/N: * Ono Jiro is a famous Japanese sushi chef with a three-Michelin-starred restaurant, often regarded as one of the greatest sushi chefs alive.
T/N: ** There is Korean saying: “Even the mouse hole will one day be sunlit”, which is the equivalent of “Every cloud has a silver lining”.)

Trans cr; Yein @ bts-trans
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anonymous asked:

it's so funny to think of season 4 castiel, angel of the lord, warrior of god, soldier.. is the same being that has received a mixtape from his crush.

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pressing Mario Lore questions
  • How old is Mario in canon? does he age? if he’s  25 or smth I’m gonna break my Switch over my knee. idk why the idea just makes me mad
  • How did Mario’s breakup with Pauline go? was it amicable? was there a fight? did she tell him to get out?
  • where were the Koopalings between SMB3 and NSMB Wii? did they go to college?
  • are Wario and Waluigi their real names, or did they adopt them to make Mario and Luigi miserable? what if their real names are like, Dave and Kyle
  • no evidence to support this theory but I kinda get the feeling that Bowser might be the bad guy
  • is there any evidence that Luigi is heterosexual? at all? good lord I hope not

ok one of the fucking funniest childhood memories i have is this one time when i was around 7

me and my friend would collect webkinz and some of them dated each other. my pink pony, lollipop was dating her lil’kinz penguin, michael

a few months later, people were playing american idol karaoke at some guys birthday party (for wii i think?) and thats where i heard rihanna’s unfaithful for the first time. i was literally so entranced and inspired that when i got home that night i listened to it again on youtube and read every lyric carefully

i got so inspired that i had the sudden idea to make my pony write a break-up letter to michael, but the words were going to be the lyrics to unfaithful with some pronouns changed. the letter was literally like

Dear Michael,

Story of my life
Searching for the right
But it keeps avoiding me
Sorrow in my soul
Cause it seems that wrong
Really loves my company

He’s more than a man
And this is more than love
The reason that the sky is blue
The clouds are rolling in
Because I’m gone again
And to you I just can’t be true

And I know that you know I’m unfaithful
And it kills you inside
To know that I am happy with some other guy
I can see you dying

I don’t wanna do this anymore
I don’t wanna be the reason why
Every time I walk out the door
I see you die a little more inside
I don’t wanna hurt you anymore
I don’t wanna take away your life
I don’t wanna be
A murderer

~Lollipop

i actually thought i was so poetic?? anyway the next day, my friend comes over as usual, and i say in the saddest and most sentimental voice, “um.. lollipop wanted me to give michael this letter… she couldn’t do it herself..” like i was really into this

so she opens the letter and after reading maybe 2 lines she just looks me dead in the eyes and says “these are the lyrics to unfaithful by rihanna” and i can still remember the blood draining from my face