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WWI veteran, Elijah Cooper, searches for peace and solace on the African Savana. His pursuit is thwarted when he finds himself blackmailed into service by a Machiavellian aristocrat. Charged with the care of the aristocrat’s petulant son, Cooper safaris into the Holy Mountains, only to be dislocated by a time fracture. With the aristocrat’s son lost, and nothing familiar to orient him, Cooper must set out through perilous and lavish wilds, beset by war and with prehistoric monsters. Old foes resurface alongside Roman legions and Neanderthal hordes, prompting Cooper to lead by example and curb tyranny in all its unholy forms. 

 First several chapters free to read on Goodreads HERE

Remember, remember…

So if you haven’t checked it out already (damn, what are you waiting for?), Cypulchre is included in a very fleeting digital sale. So if you want a Kindle, Google Play, or Kobo copy, mark November 5th off on your calendar.

If you prefer a paperback, jump on the Guy Faux Books website and get one now. Best part about the physical THING is that you can write love notes in the margins for the next person who picks it up. The more gender neutral, the better, because everyone needs your love.

@fromstormcloudscomeangels Epub version is available from Kobo!

readthebloodybook Fabulous!!

Aliteration at its finest:

V. : But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In View humble Vaudevillian Veteran, cast Vicariously as both Victim and Villain by the Vicissitudes of fate. This Visage, no mere Veneer of Vanity, is a Vestige of the “Vox populi” now Vacant, Vanished. However, this Valorous Visitation of a bygone Vexation stands Vivified, and has Vowed to Vanquish these Venal and Virulent Vermin, Van guarding Vice and Vouchsafing the Violently Vicious and Voracious Violation of Volition.
The only Verdict is Vengeance; a Vendetta, held as a Votive not in Vain, for the Value and Veracity of such shall one day Vindicate the Vigilant and the Virtuous.
 Verily this Vichyssoise of Verbiage Veers most Verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my Very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.