guy-browning

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My older child and their friends have stumbled upon something momentous.

Upon further discussion with my kid:

Alton Brown - Bard

Geoffrey Zakarian - Healer (Hello Kitty band-aids for all)

Guy Fieri - some troll that you encounter engaged in a nefarious activity, but once you get him to stop he joins your party and he’s kind of annoying but mostly okay and very useful.

Alex Guarnaschelli needs to be involved in this somehow.

Further ideas, anyone?