I put a bird feeder in my backyard. Within hours, the squirrels had torn it down, chewed it open, and eaten all the seeds.
I put up a metal bird feeder. The squirrels knocked it down and rolled it around until all the seeds fell out.
I put up a Squirrel Buster bird feeder with a special mechanism to block the seed trays if a squirrel stands on it. The squirrels shook the top of the feeder without standing on it, making all the seeds fall out.
I put a big conical squirrel blocker device on the bird feeder pole, and today I looked out the window and saw this.
I’ve now greased the squirrel blocker. I’m not even angry. I’m just curious what their next move will be.
no offense but why ship pricingham when you can ship arnaba??? the best and most pure ship to ever enter our lives. stop,, forcing every character with a slight friendship to be gay. i’m not saying this bc i’m mcpriceley trash, i’d be just as happy if you said “i don’t ship mcpriceley but i do ship arnaba.” like, just stop kicking nabalungi out of the equation it’s really exhausting and irritating. thnks.
He looked over at you in the passenger seat and caught you staring back at him, your lips slightly pursed and pressed together. “What?” he growled.
You shrugged. “No, nothing… Not a thing,” you replied, turning your eyes back to the road and night rushing past. “I’m sure you’re right,” you continued. “This has nothing to do with the demons. Clearly, it’s all your fault.”
He cast another tense glance in your direction.
“Because you’re the one who possessed and killed those people…” you trailed off.
He heaved a heavy sigh. “I should have gotten there sooner.” His jaw tensed.
“Dean,” you were brave enough to reach over and gently touch his arm. His eyes flitted to your hand. “You can’t do everything. We can’t save everyone. You need to stop internalizing all the bad things we see. You need to stop blaming yourself. You’re not the darkness… you’re the light.”
His lips fell partially open and he was too anxious to look at you again, but he couldn’t ignore the warmth and rush he felt as he thought of how your hand was resting on his arm, and the words he felt he didn’t deserve.
i really hope that no one takes any of these posts as me “attacking” their ships or whatever!
let me also re-clarify, this has NOTHING to do with me shipping mcpriceley. not one bit.
i just really need to put it out there that 2 males can be friends without you guys having to turn it into a gay relationship. it’s also really important that we have this kind of representation of friendship so that it kills the whole “dudes bein nice and supportive of each other is gay” thing.
I understand wanting more representation of the LGBT+ community in media. But let’s also not wash away this CANON, safe, pure, NON-ABUSIVE, NOT SEXUALIZED (unless you wanna count baptize me as sexual, but we know it’s all a joke) relationship between a Ugandan woman and a fat, nerdy, white boy.
Can we just appreciate that? For once? The only canon couple in this musical ended up being between a black woman and the nerdy sidekick. They could have easily made it the skinny, smart lead (Kevin Price) but instead made it Arnold. Who was never confident in himself and who was always used to being in the shadows.
While posted up at the park slangin dope and doing goofballs, another day hard at work, I noticed that there was something moving on the ground amongst some leaves and twigs. My vision was very bad because heroin for some reason makes everything blurry, so it was hard to make out what it was. This moving distorted fuzz in my line of sight caught my attention, I couldn’t tell if it was just another meth monster like it often is. But it dawned on me that it is a rare occasion that meth monsters show their face in the daytime. Upon looking closer I realized that it was a baby squirrel, and it was so dehydrated that its movements were not as tweaky and flailed out as the ones they normally display. It looked like it did a fat shot of heroin and wanted to die… So sad to see this little fucker almost ready to tap out. Anyways, so far my last two attempts to save wounded baby animals have been complete failures and made me feel like shit. I cried over both of my failed attempts and will not let this little homie wander into Oblivion. Faith and myself went and stole some shit we found necessary to keep them alive, Google is a mother fucker and it may not be on the in Injustice League roster, but it should be. After liberating some of the items that the squirrel needed from Walmart and Petco, we took them to her place and hooked up the squirrel with a sandwich and a nap. I’m pretty sure he’s going to live and if he does, we will have a badass pet squirrel. We are unsure of what the name is going to be right now, but it is a female and I am open do any ideas on names that my followers have. So feel free to send me some of the creative and on point names you have in mind.
I really really recommend playing this game - it’s a fantastic and intriguing and fun and heartbreaking story with a bunch of characers you can’t help but love a lot. <3<3<3 See the link for the trailer, info on the update and new releases! ^U^
Noel Gallagher Who wins? Noel Are u serious?? Absolutely do not fight Noel Gallagher under any circumstances?? The man is 5′8″ but do nt be fooled he will d e s t r o y you
Johnny Marr Who wins? Johnny I mean sure, u look at those matchstick legs and think “I could take this punk!” YOU ARE WRONG. NO ONE CAN TAKE JOHNNY MARR. Also, consider this; if you fight Johnny Marr, I will fight you
Ian Curtis Who wins? Nobody Oh my gosh don’t??? don’t fight Ian what kind of monster are you??
Shaun Ryder and Bez Who wins? They do Yeah you should probably fight them I mean. Bez once lived in a cave in Morocco for two weeks and another time they kidnapped Johnny Marr so you won’t win but it’ll be a good laugh. Do it. Fight the Happy Mondays.
Peter Hook Who wins? Hooky lbr here have you seen those arms You should definitely fight Hook. You will lose but you should absolutely do it please get in at least one good punch to the face
Jarvis Cocker Who wins? You Have you seen Jarvis? He has a 29" waist, you could snap him like a twig and he won’t even fight back, he’d probably just swoon dramatically or throw a glass of wine at you
Lee Mavers Who wins? Lee Lee Mavers is the only man on earth that Noel Gallagher is afraid of. Avoid confrontation by asking him about how we have to harvest music in the cosmic net
Alex Turner Who wins? You Have you seen this nerd? I doubt he’s ever won a fight in his entire life. Easy pickings
Ian McCulloch Who wins? You What would posses you to fight Ian McCulloch who could be evil enough to hurt this child. Kiss him instead and you will emerge the winner
Mile Kane Who wins? Miles I dunno man Miles looks like the kind of guy who’d win a fight like this I mean. If you wanna go there I mean ok but you’re on your own and i’m not responsible for what happens
Bernard Sumner Who wins? Nobody Bernard Sumner has the least punchable face on the planet. Why would you do this to yourself, why would you force yourself to relive in perfect detail for the rest of your life the awful moment when you struck his perfect cherubic features. Don’t do that to yourself. Don’t fight Barney.
Liam Gallagher Who wins? Liam. Why is this even a question I would advise you to avoid fighting Liam if you possibly can, but I realise that it’s inevitable and inexorable. Someday you will have to fight him, and on that day you will lose. Just accept it, it’s easier
Stephen Morris Who wins? Stephen Stephen is the wild card here. Deceptively peaceful looking, you might think you can beat him but. The man collects TANKS. HE WILL RUN YOU OVER. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.
Who wins? No one remembers DO IT. FIGHT EVERYONE IN THE HACIENDA. IT’LL BE AMAZING. NO ONE WILL REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED ANYWAY.
Gillian Gilbert Who wins? Gillian Don’t be ridiculous. Why would you even consider fighting Gillian she is perfect.
Mike Joyce and Andy Rourke Who wins? You Yeah you… you could probably beat Mike Joyce but. Do you want to? The same goes for Andy I mean. Don’t be an asshole man why would you do that
Ian Brown Who wins? Ian I mean you could fight Ian but?? why?? Where Angels play, etc etc. besides, Mani is terrifying, why would you risk Mani’s wrath. Look into those eyes and tell me you would fight Mani. That’s what I thought.
Morrissey Who wins? Everybody Please. Please fight Morrissey oh my gosh just do it please please fight him. You can’t lose, if you fight Morrissey it will be a win for humanity. Fight Morrissey. Fight Morrissey with everything you’ve got, and maybe someday, we will know peace.