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Rocknaldo was us all along

Guys, Ronaldo was basically tumblr, and we all got fukkin rekt.

Is this why Ronaldo is generally an unpopular character? Is it because we’re all unable to handle the projection held in the mirror that is Ronaldo Fryman? That we reject him just as we reject our own flaws?

I for one suggest we take a good long look, and laugh at the lil’ curly haired goofus cause c’mon guys Ronaldo’s just a sack of good times.

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.