I love how there’s a lot of fanarts about Lance cutting Keith’s mullet but GUYS imagine like, what if Lance doesn’t really hate his mullet? What if the thing is that Lance secretly LOVES Keith’s mullet because he looks so cute with it and it pisses him so he makes fun of it?
Keith–Homosexual–Keith is angry and emo and gay. Being gay makes him more angry and emo. Which makes him more gay. Also, notice how he only ever insults Lance
Lance–Bisexual–Yes we know Lance loves the ladies. But “I’d know that mullet anywhere”. Come on you guys. (Some people say he’s pansexual but I personally believe that Lance is attracted to people because of their gender. He like da dick and da vajajay)
Hunk–Pansexual–Hunk is really nice and really sweet and he doesn’t care what you are he just loves you.
Pidge–Asexual–Pidge would much rather be on the computer than be in somebody’s pants. In fact, Pidge would always rather be with technology.
Shiro–Demisexual–Like Hunk, Shiro loves everybody. But he has to really get to know somebody before being sexually attracted to them. Yes he’s a romantic. But sex without romance makes space dad confused.
Allura–Questioning–Allura really thought she was heterosexual until she ended up living with all of these dumbass boys and she’s wondering if being a lesbian would be a lot better. Honestly, there’s a war going on, she has other stuff to think about rn.
Coran–Homosexual–Coran is fabulous with his mustache and his jokes and he totes had a thing with King Alfor. He is gay space uncle.
Ok so something weird happened to me a while ago and i feel like someone should write a klance au for it
Picture this, it’s early December in Canada (so, cold as FUCK) and me and my family are at this small pub/restaurant in a small town. We’re waiting for the waitress to bring back our bill so I’m kind of chilling, looking around at the other people at the pub ya know.
All of a sudden this guy walks in and I honestly couldn’t believe my eyes. This dude walks in wearing, a muscle t shirt, cowboy boots, boot cut jeans tucked into said cowboy boots (gotta show those bad boys off) a guitar slung onto his back, and to finish off the look this guy had a full out mullet like, I’m talking Billy Ray Cyrus circa Achy Breaky Heart. It’s fucking snowing out and the dude just walks in like that and sits down at the bar area. It’s also important to note that this town is only like an hour and a half from Toronto, so it’s not like it’s in the middle of butt fuck no where or in the country.
Idk who that man was or where he came from but I’m convinced he’s a time traveler who just came from 1981, there is simply no other explanation.
what makes me laugh the most about purple guy is that fnaf fangirls draw him all emo, long haired and attractive, but it doesn't make damn sense, since he's from the 80's, and it's more likely for him to look like your regular, good-ol 40 year old uncle with a mullet. (And also, it was shown once that he was seen to go from normal to purple possibly due to livor mortis) Do the fangirls think that all murderers have to be "sexy enigmas"? Let's be real here
I need all works of purple guy with the uncle mullet now, for science
Do fangirls need to have the hots for a murderer is the true question here tho.