guy point of view

wong-kar-wai  asked:

ok, but now i'm curious, are the human centipede 2 and 3 THAT bad? or like just disgusting? or disgusting as a waste-of-time-better-watch-something-else? i saw the first one and it was so meh, not scary, not funny, not gross, just plain meh.

i think the 2nd one is the worst, like, it’s shot in black and white (artistiqué) and the story is told from the point of view of a very fucked up guy who was so obsessed with the first human centipede movie (yeah, The Human Centipede Cinematic Universe) that he decides to kidnap people and make his own surgery and shit. I think the b&w allowed the director to be more gross, you see and hear a lot of…. well… shit…. jasgasd. idk it was very gross and there’s a part with a baby that i still remember bc it was… yeah… the 3rd one was just plain BORING.

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Happy birthday to the lovely, wonderful, beautiful @magerain!!!

May your special day be filled with happiness, delicious cake and good coffee! ^^ Keep dreaming and achieving the goals you’ve set for yourself! ^^ And, I’m gonna quote you here, you’re the best bro, bro!


Guys and girls don't always communicate the same way.

Learn to listen to your partner’s point of view and think from their perspective before jumping to conclusions.

The most successful relationships are the ones where both partners learn to look at things from each other’s perspectives all the time.

Different Points of View

Pre game, one of the other guys was looking at my Falucin Druid and I was looking at his Cyborg Barbarian.

Barbarian: there’s no way we’re going to get along, we’re just so different.

Me: that’s what happens when you make your character Lawful Boring

Barbarian: and when you make your character Chaotic Stupid

DM: I think we should use those alignments from now on

— currents | (m)

pairing— jung hoseok x reader
genre/warnings— smut, fluff, slight angst (this is low-key cute and sad at the same time, my heart)
words— 5,959

:: summary: you’ve been in a long-distance friendship with Hoseok for a couple of years, hiding feelings that you think he may also reciprocate. What happens when you finally cross paths with him again…

note. based on a request. Named after this song here. Also, periods of italics indicate the characters are speaking English!

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I got a friend, right? Secret Service. Worked the Nixon detail. This was after they threw him out of office. No. Anyway, you know, Nixon’s driving around one day around San Clemente. Just him and a few agents. And they come across this car accident, right? There’s a guy pinned under a car. Anyway, Nixon gets out, runs over to check on the guy, you know, leans down, and Nixon says to him, “You’re gonna be okay, son. You’re gonna be all right.” And right then the guy dies. Think about it from that guy’s point of view, okay? The guy who died. He’s lying there on the ground, staring up at the sky, near death, and then former president Richard Nixon appears before him and tells him he’s gonna be fine. Now, did he think that’s normal, right, that before they die, everybody sees Nixon?

(Slam Poem) Give us a Chance

I wrote this a while for English class and had it posted on Wattpad, but wanted to share it here. 

This is a slam poem written to be performed by two people. Here’s how it would go:

Italics = Girl

Bold = Boy

italics and bold = both speakers

I hope you enjoy it!

tag list:  @tiny-mudkip @romananalogicality @the-sun-shines-bright@pattonpending @edgeworthsnoodle @lovely-chaotic-goddess @aph-curls-n-dimples @the-babysitter@sunnyside12pershon @xix-leiloves-xix @cup-of-blue @frantails @future-watcher


Hello

We’ve never met before

But I know you think you know us

Based on people scattered

Throughout this country

In our schools, our businesses, everywhere

You think you know us


You never gave us the chance

To prove you wrong

To show you we are different

To break the molds we have been given


Can I have a nude pic?

No!

Can I get in your pants?

No!

Why not?

Because not all girls are brainless sluts!


Were you staring at my butt?

No!

Were you staring at my breasts?

No!

Why not?

Because not all boys are horny sickos!


You never gave us the chance

To be who we want to be,

To separate ourselves

From what you usually see!


You say I can only be sexy

With an itty bitty waist

And clothes that make me look

Half-naked!


You say I can only be sexy

If I’m tall and lean

With muscles stacked on top of me

Like boulders!


You never gave us a chance

To be who we are,

Or say what we feel,

Or even feel what we feel!


And I don’t want to be that girl

And I don’t want to be that boy

Society says we all are and must be!

I want to be me.

So please

Just give us a chance.

And I swear to god, I stumbled blindly into her, 

But she was a Saturday afternoon, every crevice of her skin blossoming with flowers, stars swimming in the blood of her veins, her smile dripping with the warmth of sunshine, the tangles of her hair the waves of the ocean, and her laugh the first spring breeze after winter.

And that was when I realized that sometimes gardens are concrete and pavement, blue skies and shy eyes, and stranded souls and whispered hellos.
—  Excerpt: Sometimes gardens can be souls.
Thoughts on sexuality.

I’ve been thinking a lot about love, lust and sexuality lately. When it comes to sexuality, my views would be considered by today’s standards to be “radical.” Simply this: I am saving my first kiss for my wedding day. It wasn’t something pushed on me, suggested to me, or that I was pressured into. It was my own decision I made when I was 17. I wanted to share some of my story with you guys to show you a point of view that is very different than the common one.

Disclaimer: I believe sexuality is a very private, personal topic and all that I am about to say are my personal beliefs and opinions. I don’t believe in shaming others or that my views make me “better”. It’s just what works for me personally and what I have found a great deal of fulfillment and inner-peace in.

When I was 17, I fell hard for a boy for the first time. I would sneak out to meet up with him late at night and stay up until early in the morning talking to him, then slip back into my house. In the beginning of our “thing” (ugh, our generation), it was very innocent. We would hold hands and walk down the street, talking for hours. It felt very sweet and romantic. I remember sitting out on a rock on a hill looking out at the lake and the lights of our small town below, my head on his shoulder, him stroking my hair. I remember us holding each other’s hands and spinning around in circles down the street then laying down in the middle of the street at night, side by side, having the most random but fun conversations about life.

But then at one point, I could tell he was getting frustrated with me and what I was “giving” him. He wanted more. I could feel it in every thing he did- how he increased his compliments to me, and held me in a hug longer and closer. He was pushing me, very subtly, using all the tactics that had worked with girls in the past. I didn’t really feel anything- just a sense that it felt good to be desired. We were about to be seniors in high school and I had never kissed anyone, and he had a reputation of being a “player” who had “been with” many girls.

In my head was this huge war. The voices of my friends, “Kissing is not a big deal, so why don’t you just kiss him?” His voice when I told him I was considered saving my first kiss, “But there’s a way you can kiss someone that is so innocent. I could just kiss you like that?” On one of those late nights when he was very close to me, the voices started screaming in my head, until it all became like a huge chant, “Kiss him. Kiss him. Kiss him.” And another voice, “It’s not even a big deal, so why not just do it?”

I remember the moment exactly- the street sign, the light of the moon. He was whispering something in my ear and trying to “seduce” me and the chorus was chanting in my head to give him my first kiss. Suddenly, a firm, strong voice spoke out inside of me- a resolution, a promise:

“No.”

It was so sure and concrete, so powerful and commanding. In that moment I knew it came from a higher self- the same self that woke up for swim practice at 6am every weekday that summer even though I was exhausted, because I knew going to practice would make me stronger. The same voice that gave me the courage to leave my toxic group of friends earlier that year and find friends who truly loved me. I didn’t know exactly where the voice came from, just that it was a voice that I loved and trusted. While the other voices were pushy and impatient with me, this one was calm, confident and in control. I trusted her.

He stepped away from me, frustrated and annoyed. “Let’s go,” he said flatly, and we stepped into his fancy car. When he dropped me off at my front door, I had this feeling of being disposed of, like some kind of object that was deemed “useless” and “defective.” I felt an odd mixture of sadness and relief.

I had an experience with God that cemented my decision shortly after that. I was in great conflict another night not long after that, about whether or not I should keep seeing him. I was wrestling with this growing sense that he didn’t truly value me, and that I deserved better.

God called me outside and I sat beneath a heavy blanket of stars. I looked up and tears of joy streamed down my face. I felt this perfect sense of peace, calm and being connected to the Creator. In that moment, I knew that my true fulfillment came from Love, not lust. The Author of every great love story was calling me to sit close to Him, to make a sacrifice in my dating life that would ultimately serve me in the end.

Here I am now- I’m 25 years old. I have never kissed anyone and I still plan on saving it for my wedding day. It is one of the greatest decisions I have ever made. Never before has something brought me so much peace, fulfillment, self-respect and purpose. I am still dating and I have experienced a rich and full dating life, meeting and dating a lot of really great men and experiencing so many things I will treasure forever.

My romantic experiences have felt like I was in a movie many times. My breath has been taken away by them. There is a certain beauty in looking into the eyes of a man and knowing that he is willing to make a sacrifice for you because he cares about you as more than just a body. I think the more you give away, the harder it becomes to discern someone’s true intentions. “Do they love me for my heart, soul and mind? Or are they simply here for the pleasure my body provides?”

And that leads me to my final message for you: You are more than just a body. You are a heart and a soul and beautiful story unfolding. You are precious and cherished and you deserve more than the cheap excuse for romance that the world is offering. It does not satisfy. The only thing that will truly satisfy you is LOVE, and the greatest killer of love is lust.

Your body is not an object and your kisses are not meaningless tokens to bargain with. You don’t “owe” someone your body because they bought you dinner or tossed out some pretty words at you. You deserve more. And I think you know that. If you’ve ever felt the emptiness of giving away what felt like too much, you know what I’m talking about.

You deserve more. You’re not damaged and you’re not irreparably broken. You’re still sacred, precious and whole. A million people could defile and degrade you, but you will still remain worthy and sacred. The human body is so incredible, and sexuality is a sacred, precious gift. Sexuality has become something so cheap and meaningless in our world- eyebrows raised and dirty comments made. But that doesn’t change that it is SO MUCH MORE.

Your body IS a big deal. And you will always be precious.

Rant

Many people hate Tina cause she turned in Newt Scamander. Like c'mon she just met this guy who’s breaking the law, she’s not in our 3rd person point of view where we see Newt as a splendid guy, and is a auror at that. From how she tried to protect Credence and bring her sis up, she’s a great girl.
(Also, I know this is a cruel fact but honestly we can’t enter the story and be with Newt, so stop saying he’s yours and call her a bitch.)

All members raji 3/24

Uruha (reading mail): “This isn’t related to the theme and it’s also kind of a boring question, but what’s a cool way to answer when your girlfriend asks you, ‘what’s more important, your job or me!?’” …….so guys what’s the answer?

Kai: Huhuhu! What’s a cool way to answer?

Uruha: But like is this something that ppl actually ask? 

Kai: “What’s more important, your job or me?” Well like I hear it in dramas but idk…that doesn’t mean anything (laughs) 

Uruha: But I mean if you said “my job” that would be bad, right? That would set them off?

Kai: No no no I don’t think so, at all! Rather if you said “you!” wouldn’t it seem…too much like a lie? (laughs) Well I mean I don’t know

Aoi: Hmmm- [Uruha: I wonder what the right answer is] -mmmmm……..you know….at that point….you should probably just break up with them no? 

Kai: (laughing) Like as soon as she asks you that? 

Uruha: This question is taboo, you know? As soon as this happens, it’s over. 

Reita: As soon as you say that, you’re not the most important thing anymore

Aoi and Uruha at same time: AWWWW! [not like aw thats cute but like AW SHIT FAM]

Reita: Cause u just asked that

Aoi: The shit-eating look u have on ur face rn istg

(laughter)

Uruha: So it’s like, you were the most important until you said that, you blew it now

Reita: Yes yes yes

Uruha: So that’s the right answer!

Reita: Well for me yeah

(Aoi and Uruha guffawing)

Uruha: What about you, Ruki-san?

Ruki: U-uhh, I don’t know..???! But like, u gotta work to make a living so…….

Uruha: So like, “it’s my job tf u thought”?

Ruki: Uh, like, if i don’t work…..I’m a NEET?? Like, I’d be unemployed, so….and then I wouldn’t be able to be with you anyway

Reita: What if she’s like “I don’t care if ur unemployed!”

Ruki: ….Oh yeah that’s okay then! 

Reita: You’d quit? 

Ruki: I’m cool with freeloading

Reita and Uruha: HUHUHUHU

Uruha: Ur ok with that

Ruki: But I mean that’s not the case [for the gf in the mail i guess] …she just wants attention

Aoi: But before it got to [the point where she would say that]…wouldn’t you have already ditched her?

Everyone: Ah mhm yes hmm maybe ur right ahh

Aoi: So maybe the guy is the bad one.

Everyone: Ahh I see so that’s your point of view ahh yes ok

Aoi: Thanks guys

(Everyone dies laughing)

Uruha: So Aoi-kun, if a girl asked you how would you answer? 

Aoi: “I’m sorry.”

(Everyone dies laughing again)

Uruha: “I’m sorry”….

Kai: YOU WOULD NOT! YOU WOULD NOT

Ruki: All u could do is cry. WAHH!!! WAHH!!!!!!!!

Reita: Man u just busted my ears

Everyone: HuhuhuHUHU

Uruha: Okay leader what about you?

Kai: Well I definitely wouldn’t say her. 

Uruha: Ahh, so it’s your job?

Kai: Yep. Anyone would say that, no? It’s your job. I mean, she’s a part of that!

Uruha: What?

Kai: Like, the fact that I’m working

Uruha: Ah that you’re making a living, it means you can take care of her

Kai: Yes yes 

Ruki: Yep, yep, yep

Uruha: Wow u really thought that through calml–

Kai: U CAN’T DO SHIT WITHOUT MONEY

Uruha: Op

Kai: Huhuhu sorry sorry 

Real Bullets

Pairing: Jensen x Reader
Words:   1211
Requested by Anonymous:  How about being an actress on the show and someone swapping out the fake bullets for real ones and one of the J’s accidentally shooting you like angst then fluff

Warning: injured reader



        You were sitting on Jensen’s lap in his trailer while the two of you waited to be called onto set to film.

          “I really don’t want to do that scene,” Jensen sighed.

          “Why?” you asked, running your fingers through his short hair, “It’s just acting. Not like you’re really shooting me.”

          “Still. I don’t like it. I don’t like that I’ll be pointing a gun at you,” he said, “It doesn’t feel right.”

          “Just get your lines right and it’ll be over before you know it,” you teased him, “No worries.”

          He pulled you closer, “If you say so.”

          You kissed him softly, “I say so. I love you.”

          “I love you too.”

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Primaris Space Marines. Aka Guilimarines

The Primaris Space Marines or I like to call the Guilimarines, are the newest addition to 8th edition. With new armor and equipment they, are meant t help rejoin the Great Rift that has slipt the Imperium in half. They are bigger, better, faster, and stronger, and can come in any color and Chapter - as long they are Ultramarines. All joking aside, here are the Good, the Bad, and the Meh of the Guilimarines.

The Good

  • The MK II Crawl-Pattern Bolt Rifle - So nice that Crawl named it after himself.
  • The Mark X Armor - Glad to see that the Mechaniucus had put some innovation into the Power Armor, by combines the most effective elements of ancestral Horus Heresey patterns of Marks with more recent developments in power armor technology. Though nothing has been released on how this is better.
    • Also what happened to Mark IX?
      • Salvia: It was Heretical!!
  • They look pretty cool.
  • Gulimarines - they were over commissioned by the Primarch Guilliman and were revealed as Ultramarines. Put them together and what do you get? Guilimarines. Or Cooler Marines, if you ask @crysdrawsthings. (Seriously, check out her stuff. It is cooler than the Cooler Marines.)

The Bad

  • Their Reason for Existing - They feel too much as a byproduct of the Gathering Storm material, and, just like the Storm, there was no build up for them. Crawl said he had been working on them for the last ten-thousand years, but we as the readers never got that. Maybe some novels in-between Gathering Storm books  
  • Too many unanswered questions - Why was Crawl working on them? Why does he have this technology and knowhow when so many previous Mechanicus attempts at improving the gene-seed resulted in the 21st Founding? Why did they have to make new Space Marines when they could’ve outfitted the already existing ones? Will, and how, they be resistant to Chaos? Can they use heavy weapons? How will the other Astartes take to them?
  • Lack of Chapter Options - Though GW has stated any Astartes Chapter can receive Pirmaris reinforcements (tell that to the Soul Drinkers), including non-Codex Astartes Chapters. However, upon their release, they only came out as… Ultramarines. It would be nice to see so special made armor for Astartes outside of the Ultramarines, Space Wolves (less said about the Wulfen the better), and to a lesser extent the Dark Angels. Time to give the other Legions a time to shine, without having to pay a rediculous amount for delivery. 
  • Makes the “regular” Astartes seem redundant - GW has also stated that Primaris Space Marines do not replace “regular” Space Marines. This is good if they didn’t also say you can also field an entire army of the Primaris, which does make the older guys feel redundant. From a fluff point of view, different Chapter, meaning ones outside the Ultramarines, are going to be hesitant around these “big, better, faster, stronger” marines. 
  • Chapters are meant to just accept them? - Um, no. Some might just straight up refuse them because they don’t have the same shared culture, traditions, or training as ones that are normally indoctrinated. The Wolves are a Legion with a strong pack mentality and refused to break those ties by creating Chapters. The Dark Angels are suspicious of everyone - though this might get the Lion out of bed. These Guilimarines do not come from the same home planets as these Chapters, they come from Mars.
  • Crawl and Guiliman insulted the Emperor and other Primarchs - When you think about it, Crawl has been collecting gene-seed, from all the Chapters and their Founding Legions, for ten-thousand years to make the Guilimarines. He and Guiliman have done the impossible of replicating and tweaking the gene-seed that only the Emperor of Mankind could do. Somewhere in the Warp, Fabius Bile is throwing in the towel. And if individuals like Dante hears that a Mechanicus jumpstart and his Primarch uncle has perverted the gene-seed of Sanguinius, then there will be hell to pay.
    • So does this mean that Crawl also has gene-seed from the Legions that fell to Chaos?
      • Raphael Carion: I hope not. We’re just transitioning to a Chapter, we don’t need any more at the time being.
  • Robbing the Sororitas… Again - Gender representation in the 40K fandom is a touchy subject. I am mixed. Though I understand that women cannot be full Space Marine because of fluff reasons, I still want the Adepta Sororitas to be their own thing and not a diet-Astartes clone, or forced to blend because the Adeptus Astartes was forced to do the same. I was hoping that the Pirmaris’ could have been that bridge and advancement for the Sisters of Battle, but alas it was simply not to be. 
    • Arphus Ziemras: Dammit!!

The Meh

  • The Mark X’s design - The armor’s design looks a bit too streamlined. Just with the Ultramarines colors make the Guilimarines look like roll-on decorated. I am hoping that GW artists make a few that have the cool designs and patterns on them in the future.

Time for Tags. @fuukonomiko, @crysdrawsthings, @cpujester, @mrsdorn, @ultramarineblues, @tw6464, @sisterofsilence, @neshtasplace, @melody-chii, and @a-40k-author for putting up with my insanity.

the problem with the gotham fandom is that people doesn’t respect each other ideas, you have to go and explain a bible of how the opinion and view of any other fan that thinks different is wrong, and that is sad, because there are ways to chat about a topic and there are ways to form a proper analysis and discussion but NO there’s zero respect among the opinions for each character and it angers me to the core. 

you wanna think Oswald was innocent? I respect it.
you wanna think it was ok for Ed to kill/shoot Oswald? I respect it.
you wanna think it’s ok that Oswald froze Ed? I respect it.
you wanna think Oswald deserved hatred from Ed and viceversa? I respect it. 

Mark Hamill said it himself in an interview about Luke’s sexuality “if you wanna think he’s gay then he is”, then if person 1 wants to think Oswald didn’t deserved being shot then he didn’t, and if person 2 wants to think Ed had all the justified reasons to hate and shoot him then he did. RESPECT.

Are you tired of explaining your point of view to others? Fine then don’t do it anymore, what do you gain with that, being so brute? I respect every opinion the fandom has to offer and i don’t go sniffing around getting mad because someone else’s opinion. 

Example: I don’t like the SS’s Joker, but I don’t go into the Suicide Squad tag and comment into every person’s opinion about how much they loved the Joker from the movie just because i don’t like it, because it’s MY POINT OF VIEW, MY PREFERENCE. And it’s the same with HarleyxJoker stans and the ones that hate the couple, leave people be with their points of view. 

Be kind guys, be respectful to others, we are a community and we are not freaking animals. Respect Oswald stans, respect Ed stants, respect Isabella stans, respect every opinion and spread love. If you want to explain points of view with others be respectful and chat with them, let them explain back and form a proper conclusion. 

Aliens & Humans

A story about the whole Humans are Weird thing… She’s just a girl, average kind, that wakes up one morning in a space ship. Aliens took her from Earth claiming she’s one of them. And now she wants to go back home, but she has to fight for what she wants and believes in and stuff like that, to not lose who she truly is (from her point of view at least). Would you guys like to read that? Because I find I would enjoy writing it!

Almost Real

Whipped up something kinda sorta fluffy, not sure if I succeeded but it was kinda fun. Pre-relationship Solas being a fucking numpty, honestly. Non-specific Lavellan.

@elfsplaining in case you still wanted something fluffy


It was slow at first. Slow enough for him not to really notice. Little surprises and questions, endless questions he had to dance around with half-truths and white lies. Rage in her that was only quiet if you weren’t paying attention. Rage for her people, rage for the unfortunate shades caught in the crossfire of a mistake. His mistake. It was wrong of him to indulge in any kind of kinship with these people who weren’t really people at all.

Yet, there were times he forgot.

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Realtalk

The amount of hate non-LGBT ships get in fandom outrages me every. Fucking. Day.
I know that there are a lot of mature people that just ignore these ships because they don’t like them. However hating a certain ship nEVER gives a good reason to hate someone’s art/writing/opinion!
I already got hate for shipping Allura/Shiro or Otabek/Mila Oh how dare I have my own point of view? what the fuck guys?
What I’m trying to say is, ship what you want, headcanon what you want. But let people live. They’re not going to “straighten” your show. As long as nothing is confirmed nothing is technically canon.
You can’t force your headcanons onto everyone. (This also goes for all kind of gender headcanons for example Pidge, but this will be in another post lmao)

Side note: This post comes from a person who’s queer and ships stuff like Klance herself. Don’t try to insult me as some “straight cis white girl” lmao.
Another side note: This mostly goes out to these specific aggressive fujoshis