gustav

GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT THAT DREAMWORKS MADE AN ONLINE COPY OF HICCUP’S MAP AND IT’S PRETTY MUCH GOOGLE MAPS FOR THE WORLD OF HTTYD AND IT’S PRECIOUS AND GOLDEN AND SO AMAZING!!!! (x)

Sometimes I like to imagine classical composers with sassy t-shirts

For example

Chopin:

Mozart:

Brahms:

Shostakovich:

Bach:

Liszt:

Mahler:

Mussorgsky:


Beethoven:

Stravinsky:

I can just imagine Hiccup just venting to Stoick about Gustav:

“He’s so irritating!”

“He does the opposite of what I tell him to do!”

“He’s obsessed with dragon riding.”

“He won’t leave me alone. He won’t leave anyone alone!”

“Astrid’s going nuts because he keeps following her around like a lovestruck idiot!”

“He’s always trying to do things his own way and he messes up every time.”

“He never listens!”

“He’s always sassing me!”

“He-”

“Why are you laughing?”

“STOP LAUGHING DAD”

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Relaxing deep in the swampy wilds of Georgia is a cantankerous demon known as Gustav. Territorial and aggressive, Gustav repels outsiders with a combination of his fierce appearance and magic. One could argue Gustav was just a bitter individual lashing out a world. That person would be very wrong, and most likely dead if they tried to reason with Gustav. Bloodthirsty, smug, and unrepentant—that’s Gustav in a nutshell.  
(Side note: Adam tried to hold his mouth closed once. One sound thrashing with a tail later, and Adam has never tried this again.)

A new demon for Adam’s story (with the fabulous description written by @thatsoneginger) With original concept and development by @castmachine

Pero ya no te puedo hablar de esas cosas, digamos que todo se acabó y que yo ando por ahí vagando, dando vueltas, buscando el norte, el sur, si es que lo busco. Si es que lo busco. Pero si no lo buscara, ¿qué es esto? Oh mi amor, te extraño, me dolés en la piel, en la garganta, cada vez que respiro es como si el vacío me entrara en el pecho donde ya no estás.
—  Rayuela 21, Cortázar