gus and shawn

IPsychic

I need a crossover fic between Psych and IZombie where Shawn and Gus are in Seattle for a churro convention or something weird like that and there’s a murder and Shawn is immediately like “Don’t worry, I got this. I’m a Psychic detective!”

And Clive is just like, “Oh, Liv is a psychic too.”

And the instant Shawn sees her he immediately says “She’s a zombie.” But he’s just joking because blurting out weird stuff is his thing. Then later on he’s like “Oh crap, Gus, she really is a zombie.”

And Gus just says “don’t play with me Shawn.”

And Shawn’s like “No she’s really a Zombie.”

Meanwhile Liv is convinced that Shawn is a Zombie because he claimed to be Psychic and- unlike Clive- actually has observational and deductive skills. And she’s partially convinced that he’s being eating little kid brains because he’s acting like, well, himself.

I need this in my life.

And it should be called IPsychic.