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1) Name: Míša (I would like to officially get a second name - Felix)

2) Nickname: Pizi (basically, my cousin always liked to change my name into bullshit and this is the final product that society adopted)

3) Birthday: Oct 23

4) Star Sign: Scorpio (and I know it is on the border with Libra but I’m still pretty sure it’s scorpio)

5) Gender: Male, I guess.. If you go like ‘Oi gurl!’ at me I find it nice actually, but yeah

6) Height: About just 175cm

7) Favourite Colour: Green, Blue, Black, Orange…

8) Time right now: 11AM

9) Average hours of sleep: it’s so irregular I lost the count

10) Last thing I Googled: fear the walking dead release date

11) Number of blankets I sleep with: One, sometimes in summer none

12) Favourite Fictional Character: one?

nah not one…HELENA, all the Taiana clones and Felix Dawkins (OB), Lisbeth Salander (Millenium books), Francis (Felidae), Cat (Red Dwarf), Sarah Connor (Terminator), Suzanne Warren (oitnb), Marvin (the hitchhiker’s guide), Adam Young (Good Omens), Octavia Blake and Raven Reyes (the100), Amelia (Slayers), Luna Lovegood (hp), LaFountaine (Carmilla), Peter Parker + Gwen Stacy (Spider-man)

……………….. aaand more

13) Favourite Famous Person: Tatiana Maslany.

14) Favourite Book: Felidae, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Wintersmith, Good Omens, Harry Potter books, LotR trilogy, Trainspotting, Men Who Hate Women, Trigger Warning (if you like short stories, Neil Gaiman is very good at it obviously), Oranges Are not the Only Fruit, Going Postal…

15) Favourite Singer or Band: …Gorillaz, Fall Out Boy, Destiny Potato, Underoath, FFTL, Shokran, Sithu Aye, Warpaint, Tegan and Sara, Senses Fail, Gloryhammer, MCR, Veil of Maya, Periphery, Taylor Swift, Dragonforce, Ensiferum, The Naked and Famous, Princess Chelsea, System of a Down, Slipknot, Bob Marley, Krewella, Bullet For My Valentine, Trivium, Wintersun, Rammstein, Aphex Twin, Within Temptation, Nicky Minaj, Big Bang, 2NE1, Sonata Arctica, Iron Maiden, Dethklok, Skywalker, Sex Pistols, Ramones, The Clash, Winds of Plague, As Blood Rung Black, Testament, Nightwish, BMTH, Ikimono Gakari, TOTALFAT, Maximum the Hormone, Yui, ….

….aaaand moooorrreeee

16) Last movie I saw: Terminator Genisys <3

17) Dream Trip: Canada, the whole South America, Japan, South Korea, Sweden

18) Dream Job: Writer, musician


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enjoy

yeah someone needs to call the doctor

DERP SQUAD EVERYONE

bitch this is what u call make up

imma cry

bitch idgaf

yeah dats ryt im sassy af

what the fuck

bitch u smell like a rotten egg

dont ever touch my gucci bags 

BITCH I SWEAR ILL WUSHU YOU

high af

KKAEPSONG

hey gurl

dat hair doe

U GO LAY

let us appreciate this act of cannibalism

always remember:

nc outfit

what

NEBER DONT MAIND ABOUT A THEENG

bitch we sassy

bro i ned tissues

KKAEPSONG!!!!!!!!!1!!!!

HALP

sum one kol da dokto

Oh hey look a mushroom

come to mama

Bitch imma cry imma cry IMMA CRY

chankaihun aka singing mushrooms

dont lev me gurl

*smells food*

go home kai ure drunk

when u want to sneeze but cant

HALP 

huehueheuehueheuehuehuehe

i rlly need gucci bags rn

GUCCI 

*tries to wink attractively*

YASSSSS KAISOO

when u want to sneeze but cant pt2

nc nose 

bitch im sassyyyyYyYyyY

Petite Histoire #52

Y'a des musiques qu'on s'interdit de réécouter parce qu'elles font irrémédiablement penser à quelqu'un qu'on aurait voulu oublier. Alors quand enfin on arrive à la repasser sans même y entendre un nom particulier, on sent que d'une certaine manière on a avancé. Un peu. Un pas, un nom à la fois.

anonymous asked:

Why do I feel bad/guilty about telling my bf Im not satisfied with our sex? He literally said his ego is destroyed and Im like ??? Well dam think abt how to please me maybe? Im uncomfortable since hes sensitive about it but its lackluster city tbh

Tell him to step up his dick game or you’re going to end it because gurl you deserve the best okay

gravity falls season 2 episodes update

Season 2 Episodes:

1. Dipper may have just killed two military officials but aT LEASE MABEL GOT TO PARTY HARD! YOU GO, GURL

2. NOOOPE, NONONONO THIS SHOW IS NOT FOR KIDS WHAT THE FUCK WHATTHEACTUALFUCK

3. Mabel, Dipper, and a bunch of living golf balls vs. the stereotypical rich bitch

4. MABEL NO THIS MAN WHO GETS TURNED ON BY SOCK PUPPETS IS NOT AS IMPORTANT AS THE FACT THAT YOUR BROTHER WAS POSSESSED BY A DEMON AND PROBABLY STILL IS

5. Anime Dating Simulators meets Five Nights at Freddy’s

6. Three more cute little shorts that weren’t interesting enough to become their own episode. Also, Stan may have just killed a guy and Mabel and Dipper are totally okay with it.

7. oH MY GOD MCGUCKET WHAT THE FUCK

8. This episode made me want to cry. Also, fat time-traveling Lemongrab now wants to kill Mabel and Dipper.

9. MABEL STOP IT YOU’RE NOT A GOOD MATCHMAKER

10. IIIIIIT’S OFFICIAL: THIS SHOW IS NOT FOR KIDS I MEAN WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHOW THIS NOT OKAY IWANTTOCRYRIGHTNOW
Also, stereotypical rich bitch has been living under an abusive home and has magically transformed from a stereotypical rich bitch to an absolute sweetheart, and she is great, and I love her.

11. *UPDATED* HOLY SHIT ON A STICK ALEX IS THE REAL DEMON HERE THAT SADIST IS STTING ON HIS ASS SOMEWHERE LAUGHING RN AT MY PAIN I MEAN HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GIVE US AN ANSWER TO ONE OF THE BIGGEST MYSTERIES ON THIS SHOW ANDSTILLLEAVEUSWITHASHITLOADOFQUESTIONSANDEMOTIONS

AND WHY THE ACTUAL HELL DID YOU THINK IT WAS OK TO JUST LEAVE US THERE UNTIL SUMMER

Ladies and gentlemen, and Alex, if I ever get the chance to meet Hirsch in person, I’m gonna fucking fight him.

*UPDATED* 12. no it’s fine everythign is okay
the pines family is okay stan and ford are best friends again and mabel and dipper won’t have a fallout
gideon is still in jail and bill has been defeated
no one we love will die everyone is fine the world is not gonna end
there is no war in ba sing se

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is the most successful musician in the world at this moment. While we would normally celebrate her triumphs in a male-dominated industry—YOU GO GURL—right now we can’t. We’re too heartbroken. 

We’ve discovered she’s very problematic.

Last night Nicki Minaj highlighted the gross sexism and racism of the Video Music Awards:

This is obviously true. Just look at the people who were nominated: Taylor Swift ft. Kendrick Lamar (white slim female/black slim male) and Beyonce (a curvy African American woman) and Ed Sheeran (white male ginger) and Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars (white male/black Puerto Rican/Jewish male) and Kendrick Lamar (black male). Being the only slim woman in the grouping, Tay Tay took offense:

Fortunately, Vox Dot Com is here to explain why this was so problematic:

The Swift kerfuffle distracts from Minaj’s larger point, which is that the artistic achievements of black people — particularly black women — are frequently co-opted and commodified by white culture, which is then celebrated for being edgy or groundbreaking. When you view Minaj’s tweets in this context, it seems much more likely that she simply wasn’t even thinking about Swift when she wrote her tweets.

YES! THIS! As I clearly demonstrated above, there are basically no black people nominated for awards (except in four of the five videos). FFS, music industry, you’re killing me here. Where’s the justice?

Thankfully, Twitter was all over Taylor’s very problematic comments.

Cosign.

WHERE IS THE INTERSECTIONALITY?

SMDH.

Obviously, Taylor Swift should’ve done what all problematic people should do: sit down, shut up, and educate herself:

I give the transgression of not immediately agreeing that something is problematic four problematics.

Things to do when sad:

These are things that help me so I thought they might help you discover a thing to do to add to your list of “things to do when you’re sad” :) take care of yourselves and if anyone wants to talk about anything they are feeling that might be overwhelming right now I am hear to listen
-drink green tea (or any calming tea)
-sit in the sunshine (it feels amazing)
-become one with nature.. the sounds are calming
-eat something healthy that will nourish your body
-deep breathing

anonymous asked:

i think i'm starting to have a crush on this guy but i've never had a bf before and his ex is gorgeous and i'm a potato

gurl i feel you its okay there are people who are going to like us potatoes someday we just need to wait for the harvest season