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I’d love to see a headcanon with Alucard, Walter, the Captain, Dok, and Enrico in terms of their sense of humor. What would make each of these people laugh, what kind of humor do they have?


HEADCANONS: Sense of Humor w/ Alucard + Walter + Captain + Dok + Enrico


Alucard

- Dark humor is the only humor that gets to Alucard

- Think “America’s Funniest Home Videos” with all of those screw-ups but bloodier and with darker connotations

- He is also fond of sarcasm and incredible wit though can be picky since he himself does so well with such

Walter

- Young!Walter may have appreciated a “toilet” joke or dirty humor now and then but this has slowly moved as he has gotten older

- Old!Walter definitely prefers wit and intelligent jokes and many times talks with Alucard with these

- BUT he still will laugh rather quietly or by himself with dirty jokes (more on the sexual side though)

Captain

- I honestly don’t think Captain has a sense of humor

- Slapstick doesn’t get to him, tickling won’t make him laugh

- Like absolutely nothing will make this man smile, not even a good pun or sarcastic comment

Doktor

- This man loves puns, especially medical puns

- “Can you give me a HAND?” / “Did I hit a NERVE?” / “Don’t lose your HEAD over this.”

- And of course these are told while he is messing with said body parts and the entire scene is rather morbid

Enrico

- This man is almost as bad as the Captain when it comes to making him laugh

- Irony works best and even then it is more of an “evil laugh” than a genuine chuckle of goodwill

- He can appreciate wit and sometimes sarcasm but it never makes him laugh either and slapstick is too “childish” for him

Originally posted by igrokjoker

Alucard

• Okay but…Alucard can’t be subtle
• He may think he is, but it’s not possible. Alucard likes to be dramatic
• Also, he brings the worst gifts
• He’s like one of those cats that brings mice to their owner
• But he tries
• Little notes here and there
• Definitely has the worst pick-up lines
• He touches you often, usually an arm around the shoulders or on your hip
• Don’t expect flowers. The one time he tried, they were bloody and from a grave

Originally posted by kaybibee

The Captain

• Oh lord
• This man is so awkward when it comes to showing his feelings
• He’d rather just leave it be, but that isn’t always possible
• He brings crushed flowers all the times
• Leaves torn and slightly wrinkled notes that will only say one or two things
• Will think about holding your hand often
• Doesn’t use a single pick-up line

Originally posted by kaybibee

Walter

• Out of everyone, Walter knows how to be subtle
• He will compliment you often, on everything from your outfit to your skills
• Flowers are an important thing, and he’d fill your room with them if he could
• Walter will spend as much time with you as he can, even sneaking away from whatever he was doing just to see you
• He knows your favorite drink and food and will always make it when you’re sad
• Doesn’t touch you unless he knows you’re comfortable with it

Originally posted by sansan9

Tubalcain

• Pick-up lines
• He knows them all and will use them constantly
• Brings grand gifts that he believes look subtle (but aren’t)
• He doesn’t do flowers or cheap chocolates
• You’ll probably find some luxurious jewelery on your pillow when you go to your room
• He enjoys games and will turn his notes into one
• Always has an arm around you when you’re together
• He isn’t exactly subtle either

Originally posted by wildsblank

Luke

• Is a true gentleman
• Flowers, flowers, flowers
• Writes pages worth of notes that he sneaks into your room
• Always calm around you
• Doesn’t want to give away his feelings until he’s sure
• Sometimes gets advice from his brother, which is a terrible idea as his brother focuses more on the sexual side
• Kisses your hand a lot

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I ended up turning this into headcanons instead, even though this was WAY long ago (which I apologize for dear), which is also why I’ll allow it to pass the headcanon limit.

Headcanons: Guilty Pleasures - Males of Hellsing + Millennium + Iscariot

Alucard

He really likes hair, oddly enough. Seras is the only one to know about it and she lets him play with her hair. He secretly really admires Integra’s hair too.

Pip

Yours is better than I could ever come up with! He actually likes chick flicks and a lot of them make him cry. If he ever watched one with Seras, he’d quickly run to the bathroom when the water-works began.

Walter

Hip-hop and R&B music. He originally thought it was nonsense and not music at all, but it grew on him. However, he’s supposed to be known as an “English gentlemen” so he tries to hide it. Alucard know though ~

The Major

He loves to paint, especially landscapes. It relaxes him immensely. He tries to hide it since he thinks it’s not very intimidating, but if anyone were to ever find out, he’d shrug and not care.

The Doctor

Secretly loves musicals and would sometimes join Rip in watching some, though has her keep it a secret since he worries it’ll destroy his reputation as an evil doctor and all.

The Captain

I’m not sure the Captain has one actually. He only ever trains and watches over the Major. Plus, he’s not one to get embarrassed easily.

Schrodinger

His love of string. He actually doesn’t want to be seen entirely as a cat, but when there is yarn around, he gets distracted rather easily. Also, laser pointers.

Jan

Kids. Jan has the weirdest soft spot for little kids and tends to try and not hurt them directly if he’s able, though he never allows it to interfere with his “work.”

Luke

Maybe not all that guilty, but he really doesn’t want others to know (especially Jan) is his obsession with his hair and keeping it clean with the right shampoo. And it HAS to be the right brand or otherwise he’ll throw a silent hissy-fit.

Tubalcain

Pop music like Ke$ha or Brittney Spears - it’s rather non-masculine, especially how he’ll bop his head around in the car while he drives.

Enrico

Sweets. He would like everyone to think he has complete self-control, even over his appetites. However, he’ll go so far as to steal from the Iscariot kitchen (is that a thing?) - anything sugary goes.

Anderson

Christmas movies. Unlike the others, he’ll force others to view them with him, and they’ll comply since he doesn’t ask for much, but his enthusiasm for every Christmas movie, even the kids ones, is almost ridiculous.

Heinkel

Shoes. They care a lot for what their shoes are like and actually has a whole closet full of different shoes, even ones that they never wear.

(I hope that works for you - I hope I was able to keep them all in character)

Okay, I messed this up a while ago, so here is the re-do! :)


GIF Request: Lingerie Reactions - Hellsing + Captain


Alucard

Would look you up and down, drinking you in before going in for the kill.

Integra

Would be surprisingly coy, luring you over with slight gestures, never showing her arousal. 

Seras

A blush would dust her cheeks when she first saw you, not knowing how to react towards you or her sudden feelings.

Pip

Sorry not sorry He would not be able to contain himself at all, grabbing you immediately.

Walter

He would act nonchalant at first, acting like it wasn’t affecting him - but it was…really really well…

Captain

Things would appear casual, like they weren’t affecting him, until you got close, and you saw the emotion creep up in his cheeks and eyes.

AN: I didn’t add gifs this time and probably won’t for the next few imagines. When I have time, I’ll go back and add them.

Anderson

• Doesn’t notice at first until he realizes how his heart skips when you’re around or how sweaty his palms got
• Will be a bit nicer to you
• He might even sneak in a few gifts and treats for you
• Would only say something about it when you confess your own feelings
• If you don’t ever say anything, he would hold it back, not wanting to push you
• Might leave a note or two, but he would never sign it
• If you ever got hurt, he’d be there to kill whoever harmed you
• No hesitation

Enrico

• How is this even possible???
• The both of you were acquaintances, barely even friends
• But you had consumed his every thought
• He would start to pay more attention to you
• Studying your daily plans, what routes you took
• He’d make the moment something special when he decided to reveal his feelings
• Wants to say it privately, away from the rest of the members

Yumie

• She’s more shy when she’s around you
• Would ask Heinkel about it, worrying that it was just some crush and nothing else
• Her confidence comes when she’s Yumie
• Definitely more open and flirtatious around you
• The confession would be an accident
• You would be injured and she’d panic
• Cares about you way too much
• If a single person tried to attack you, she will destroy them

Heinkel

• Is scared at first, worried that this would interfere with her job as an Iscariot member
• Would tell you the second she sees you again
• She doesn’t want to keep it to herself
• If you end up not liking her back, she’d go silent and then would tell you to forget what she said
• Wouldn’t worry too much about gifts
• But she does have a thing for spending hours together
• She protects you with her life, no matter what you feel for her

The Captain

• He’d ignore it at first, refusing to acknowledge any feelings
• It would be more of a nuisance
• And then he begins to realize just how much he loves you
• Oh, shit
• He notices the small things you do, the subtle movements you make
• It even gets to where he’s always watching your back
• Even then, he’ll deny it
• Might even ignore you
• You’ll have to confront him

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GIF Request: Falling Asleep on Partner - Hellsing + Millennium


Alucard

He would wrap an arm around them, holding them close while protecting them, but most likely going on with what he was doing, but letting them sleep.

Integra

Would take an almost protective stance while they slept, holding them close.

Seras

She would blush incredibly red all the while trying to remain calm, especially if they fell asleep on her chest XD

Pip

A sweet mix of butterflies would show up in his stomach and a grin would quickly form on his face.

Walter

He would be really confused as to what to do if he were his younger version. When he got older, he will panic less, but nonetheless it will set his heart aflutter.

Major

Like Alucard, he would be able to focus on what he was doing beforehand, but would sometimes take a moment to rub his partner’s face or stroke their hair.

Doctor

He would gladly rest his head on his partner’s if they fell asleep on his shoulder and just revel in their closeness.

Captain

He really REALLY likes it when his partner falls asleep on his chest, so this will probably happen often. He’ll hold them, taking them in, and just enjoying himself.

Zorin

I’ve always seen Zorin as a “closet-cuddler” in that she really does like it, but won’t admit it; so if her partner falls asleep on her, she’ll bask in the moment and not let them leave even when they want to.

Schrodinger

Would be excited to cuddle with his partner, though will most likely wake them up from squeezing them too tight.

Rip

Would be taken aback at first, not knowing how to react. Then, a wide smile would stretch across her face and she would hold them close to her, probably picking up a book to read while they slept.

Luke

Would pull them closer to him and place a sweet kiss on their forehead before suddenly becoming quite tired himself.

Jan

Would begin to blush IMMEDIATELY but act like it’s no big deal like the big Tsundere he is.

Tubalcain

(I’ve probably already used this GIF - oops) He would very open to cuddling and would love having his soft partner to hold as he decided to nap as well.

Enrico

• It’s hard to notice that Enrico is jealous
• He’s calm the entire time this little…punk is sweet talking you
• Just watches
• Then the boy puts a hand on your arm
• Enrico is at your side in the next second, staring the boy down
• If looks could kill
• After you walk off, Enrico is quietly threatening the boy in that creepy, hysterical voice of his
• You don’t see much of the boy after that

Anderson

• Most know not to get near you unless they wanted Anderson coming after them
• So, when he walks in on Alucard speaking to you
• BOOM, anger
• Storms down the hall, his accent making his every word muddled
• Alucard is laughing the entire time
• You just stare as Anderson pulls out his weapons
• Time to step in
• The vampire is gone right as you step in between them, staring up at Anderson
• It takes even more to calm him down

Yumie

• Pretty chill at first
• Doesn’t even question it when this young priest comes up to you
• Then he starts getting a bit too close
• And out comes Yumie
• The boy didn’t even realize she was there
• Eyes wide when she slips out from behind him, grinning from ear-to-ear
• She doesn’t even have to pull out her katana
• He’s down the hall and gone, never to come around you again

Heinkel

• Now, Heinkel is a jealous individual
• She didn’t even want to go out, but having you and Yumie there helped
• Until this girl waltzes in and starts talking to you
• What the Hell?
• Is by you before another word could be said
• The girl smiles and walks off, waving at you
• Before Heinkel could even speak, you’re explaining how the girl wanted Yumiko’s number
• Well
• That’s awkward
• Spends the rest of the night denying she was ever jealous

The Captain

• Okay
• It’s not often that the Captain gets upset
• He’s a man of few emotions
• But that changes the moment Jan Valentine comes in and tries to woo you out of your pants
• Starts with a glare that stays on Jan the entire time
• When the Valentine boy tries to get closer, the Captain starts to growl
• You notice the jealousy right away, but it’s fun seeing him so worked up over a guy you have no interest in
• So you keep it going
• If Jan even tries to touch you, the Captain would be in the midst of shifting when you put a stop to it
• Don’t want Jan to be killed before his time

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Imagine: The Millennium members falling in love and being overprotective of their partner.

Thank you to anonymous for the submission!