Weird dream I had
So basically I was walking down this road holding some strange sort of weapon. It looked like something out of a heavily modded COD game or some weird creation in GMOD. It was like a staff with two heads, and on each head it had a ball with a smiley face on it. But it was also a machine gun.
So basically I was walking around with a weird-looking machine gun, shooting people.
I came up to this corner and sat down, deciding to have a rest. I took out my thermos and made myself a cup of tea. That’s right, fucking tea.
As I am drinking this cup of tea, fit for a mass murderer, the scout from Team Fortress 2 comes up and starts making polite conversation with me. All of a sudden the SOLDIER from tf2 runs up to the scout, grabs him and screams: ‘Listen son, don’t go near that thing.’
He turns his box upside down, and a bunch of fucking raccoons spill out. The raccoons take one look at my strange weapon and run for the hills. He points to my strange weapon and says, 'See? Raccoons run from it in fear’