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Hamilton As Things My Girlfriend Has Said
  • Alexander : "You know, come to think of it, coffee is the most pleasurable thing."
  • *I give her an odd look*
  • "Well I love you but coffee helps me stay up till horrible hours to finish my work."
  • --
  • John : "You look hot today. No homo." *Finger guns*
  • "Babe we're dating."
  • --
  • Hercules : "See all my clothes are 100% made by me and my hands. I poured my blood sweat and tears into this - "
  • "It says made in China."
  • "Maybe I made it in China?!"
  • --
  • Lafayette : "Some days when I'm mad at you I want to only speak in another language bug the problem is I only know English and not even very well."
  • --
  • Aaron : "Normally I'm a calm individual but see, Abigail makes me want to drop kick her into a well filled with sharks."
  • "Is...is she not your best friend?"
  • "She is."
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  • Angelica : "See whenever people doubt me I laugh because I'm better than every person in the world and they're just jealous of my feminism strength."
  • --
  • Eliza : "Sometimes I wonder what would happen if you cheated on me."
  • "Well I never would."
  • "No I know. But if you did I'd probably burn everything you love and go Carrie Underwood on you."
  • --
  • Peggy : "How is it my mom forgot to invite me to my own birthday party?!"
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  • Thomas : "See macaroni and cheese is a gift from God. Like he loves it too. Cause who wouldn't?"
  • "Aren't you an atheist?"
  • "A GIFT FROM GOD AJ!"
  • --
  • James : "I swear I've been sick my whole life. Death is trying so hard to get me but they will fail! *coughs for a good five minutes* Fuck off death..."
  • --
  • George : "Why do I have to adopt all the worst fuckers?"
  • "You don't have to - "
  • "No I love them and they are my fucker children."
  • --
  • Maria : "I'm a sexy son a bitch who needs to learn how to make better life choices..."
  • Genji *thinking to himself*: I've known Jesse for a while, we're good together, but I don't want to come on too strong. I need to keep it casual. Just play it cool, keep it calm, and just enjoy what we have without making it weird.
  • Jesse: Hey look I saw this picture of a cat holding a knife in its mouth and thought of you!
  • Genji: I would die for you.

“My Oma and Opa (middle) at a carnival game where hitting the target takes a picture of you. (1940s I believe)”

Request: “Hey! ❤Can I please request a Drabble where the reader and her boyfriend (JHope) go and play a game of laser tag along with other kids. The reader ends up being the captain of one team and JHope is the captain of the other. The game turns really competitive really fast. (You can decide who wins) Fluffy ending please~ Hopefully that made sense! ❤Thank you so much!” -Anon


OF COURSE!!!! THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE AND THIS KIND OF THING WOULD HAPPEN I CAN SEE IT!!!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR REQUEST!!!!!! (also this is NOT a drabble its v long so sorry ;;

idk if you would count it as a fluffy ending but its domestic af


Originally posted by syubto

Out of sheer boredom, Hoseok suggested trying out the new laser tag place opening up down the road from your apartment. Neither of you had anything better to do, so of course, you agreed. Only you didn’t know the mess that it would get the two of you in.

You turned up and greeted the man behind the counter with a smile. The man behind the counter was a long friend of both you and Hobi, so he agreed to let you participate in the next match; which happened to be a group of younger children. Agreeing that they were about that of your mental age -put together- you quickly ran to the briefing room hand in hand while Yoongi followed to give the health and safety talk.

“These two will be joining if you don’t mind.” He stated as the three of you entered the room full of children ranging from the ages of 9-14.

They all gave you looks of amusement but backed away from making any comments when your boyfriend started yelling about the gun Yoongi was holding. “Babe! Look at the gun! It has lights! OOH! It glows in the dark! Babe, look, look, look!” He took your upper arm in his hand and started shaking you violently.

“Yes, thanks for that analogy, Hoseok.” Yoongi shook his head, silencing Hoseok but sending the rest of the room into laughter before giving his own talk.

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October 26th

I walked into math and Dean stood beside his desk nodding to students before they sat down. Dean saw me and winked as I took my seat. We’ve been communicating a lot better and I’m happy to say our one month anniversary is Saturday.

Tonight, Dean decided to order pizza and we’re going to listen to music sharing our playlists. Charlie handed out some papers as Dean wrote on the board. The bell rang after the lesson and Charlie excused herself meaning I could stay after for a moment. I took my time putting my things away as I approached Dean.

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