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Sleeping with my Professor ~Naughty November~

REBLOG WITH INSTAGRAM & TWITTER USERNAMES!!

Prompt: Professor Elija smut

Pairing: Reader x Elijah

Word Count: 830

Warning: none

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Me, when a drama keeps hitting up some of the more annoying tropes...
UNIT C ABILITIES AND STATS

ABILITIES

  • CAN OHKO OTHER IDOLS BASED ON LUCK ROLL
  • DOESN’T USE UP MP FOR FIRST TEN PERFORMANCES (ONLY ONCE A DAY)
  • ABLE TO SUMMON FELLOW UNIT MEMBERS (TELEPORTATION WITHIN A 50 METER RADIUS)

STATS

CHARISMA: 10
EATING: 8
GUM CHEWING: 10
DOUGH ROLLING: 3
CLUELESS: 10

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This literally was so fun to write and it took me the whole day and it makes me so happy that I’ve finished it too hehehe 

Notes:

  •  Alright so this ended up being a Dean x Reader instead of Jensen, but in context it’s kind of Jensen(?). This is because I don’t usually write for the actors, but for the characters and I got carried away and y’know me (ఠ్ఠ ˓̭ ఠ్ఠ) 
  • Jensen is my cinnamon roll gum drop apple sauce baby boy and I love him. 
  • This is a little based off the iconic The French Mistake, so I imagined Mr. Robert Singer as Mr. Brian Doyle-Murray, the actor who portrayed him in said episode. 
  • “Jane Doe”;  noun. an anonymous female party

@zuzannaantczak-mishacollins, if you didn’t like this one all that much, you are free to request again and pray I do it right next time hahahahhuhuhuhu *sobs* I’m sorry if I completely butchered what you wanted me to write. 

Summary (because this son of a bitch is ten pages long god damn it, camille): Dean and Y/N are zapped into another universe where they’re known as Jensen Ackles and Jane Doe. What they thought was another mishap from a hunt was actually just a little thing a certain archangel decided to come up with. 

WARNINGS: Swearing, Angst, Flufffffffffffffffffffff(I’m trash for this)ffffffffff, AU where they’re in an AU 


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(Dean Precious Little Cherry Pie x Precious Little Cherry Pie Reader) 


Prompt #3: “I need you,”
Prompt #7: “Get it through your thick skull that you can’t do this one alone.“
Prompt #50: “What are you hiding from me?”


“What the hell?” Dean groaned as he came to, looking around the little room he was in. This was not the motel he and Sam checked into. Sam.

The last thing he remembered was getting into a fight with Y/N and her leaving the motel before he angrily swiped off the contents of the nightstand before taking a nap. In his sleep, he faintly remembered Sam coming in to check on him, asking him where Y/N was, but he was to groggy to give him a subtle answer.

Getting off his back, Dean sat up and looked around, “Sam?!” When no one responded, he got up and walked into the next room where he was greeted by a familiar helicopter and 300 gallon aquarium. Looking around, realization dawned on him. His face turned grim as he stared at the television screen that displayed his and his brother’s face. “Not again.”

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This is our grab bag of essentials for surviving parenthood. For day hikes, outings round the city, and visits to friends.

Okay but...

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that we’ve already had two episodes of Gravity Falls with a strong “cheating is wrong” message…

And then in this last episode the day is saved by cheating a die roll.