hi guys :-) its ur fave jeno enthusiast here. let’s talk about jeno, and nct dream. i am going to exclude jaemin in this topic due to the fact he only was in 1 song.
So, not including the chinese versions of Chewing Gum and My First and Last, there is a total of four official songs by NCT Dream. Those being
1. Chewing Gum
2. My First and Last
3. Dunk Shot
4. Trigger the Fever
All great songs! Right? However what’s not so great? The amount of lines that our Jeno has.
Chewing Gum - 7.19 seconds out of 197 seconds
My First and Last - 6.16 seconds out of 202 seconds
Dunk Shot - 0 seconds out of 231 seconds
Trigger the Fever - 0 seconds out of 207 seconds
Do you see the problem here? In a total of 837 seconds Jeno had approximately 13.35 seconds.
I’d like to add, he does get screen time yes, he gets center position yes, because he’s a dancer. However, just because he’s a dancer does not exclude the fact that he has one line in two of their promoted songs and NO lines in the other two. If it wasn’t already given, Jeno has been extremly ignored by SM. Even his dances skills are overlooked, all he’s known as is a visual, and only the visual of NCT Dream. Just because he is a dancer doesn’t excuse the fact that he has little to no lines in the songs he’s apart of. And this is infuriating, why? Because our Jeno, our eye-smile prince is so amazingly talented. Please let Jeno (and Jisung) get lines in the next comeback, or else I will haunt SM’s asses and chase them to hell and back until they realize they have good talent in their hands, otherwise known as Lee Jeno!!!!!!!!!!!
Yesterday was a tiring
Thursday evening. I was just lying on my bed resting until I heard a buzz on my
phone and I saw this :
Edward : Hi. How r u ?
Me : Hey. I’m good. You ?
well I met him on
Surge (its a gay apps that works like Tinder) and ‘fortunately’ both us
swipe right (liked each other) so a conversation was created. He caught my
attention because he’s a hunk in his 30′s, 180cm , Tan skin tone, HOT body, with a big chest I could just drown into
in. Well usually if I saw this kind of guys on gay apps there might be a chance
that it is a fake profile…especially when they initiate a conversation = it
doesn’t even make sense to me haha, unless I am really in luck that is.
So back in a month ago he said in Surge : Hey add up in wechat ? So I
did. Added him up and texted him 2-3 times on surge and wechat but did not
response. So Yeah as I thought he would be a fake id. But turns out, he’s real.
Edward : Got more pic ?
Me : (Sent him my pics)
Edward : Cute. I like. Come let
Me : (Sent him my nudes)
Edward : Come let me.
Me : hehe. you have place ?
Edward : With friend.
But my place is available. Come let me fuck you now.
Me : tonight 8pm ?
Edward : sounds good. btw do
you know how to clean ?
Me : of course dear. If not how
do I btm lol
Edward : just making sure. See
I was so excited and
nervous at the same time. In my mind : Fuck is this real ? he’s like a hot hot
hot hunk ! the only thing that could turns out bad is that he has a small dick
lol. (Well turns out something even bad happened later on, little did I
off I go. Shaved my
ass making sure is nice and smooth. Brushed my teeth, Took a shower and clean
my ass making sure the water comes out clean I really don’t want to mess this
up especially its him ! Car ran out of mint chewing gum, parked at 7-11 ,
bought some and chew it as I drive to my destination. its half an hour drive from my place to Kajang, well that
I remember clearly in that 30 minutes of driving I was purely excited like a
kid that is about to unwrap his gift.
My jaw dropped when I
reached outside his apartment. Itsfancy. Registered myself at the guard house, parked
at the visitor parking, found myself lost in the lobby as I text him :
Me : Hey I am here.
Edward : at the lift lobby dial
*504 door bell* to me. I will unlock the door for you.
Me : Sure. I am in. Which floor
Edward : 9
Well it might sound
dumb but its really fancy.
As I took the lift up. I was staring at the reflection in the lift. Making sure
I look good. Adjusting my sexy singlet and shorts, fixing my hair, testing my
breath and “Ding”. I am here.
As I walk out of the lift. I found him by the
corridor playing with his phone in his blue tight shirt being stretched out
especially his biceps and a pair of light brown shorts waving at me as I smile
at him. ( The following conversation we had was in Chinese for your
information. I just translated it into English)
Edward : hey :) come on it.
I remember clearly
there were at least 10 pairs of shoes outside the door but all of it was man
shoes…well I guess some belongs to his friends. My jaw literally dropped again. The living
room was bloody spacious with a good view and some dim yellow light lamp at the
corner of the room. An island across the kitchen with a high wooden bar dining
table fill with soft jazz music playing through a speaker in the living room. I would say it again. Its fucking fancy. I guess a single unit in this apartment’s
would easily cost millions.
Me : Nice place. May I know
where’s the bathroom ?
Edward : you could use the room
across there (pointing)
As I walk into this room. It doesn’t look like an occupied
room. (Sorry I am a very observant person so I look into details haha) The room
was bloody spacious as well but very well designed, with a king sized bed with
white sheets, a mirror and a beanie bag. That’s all. Yes, a bed, mirror and
Well I was in a hurry to pee so I opened the
door of the bathroom my jaw dropped once more. The bathroom is as big as my
bedroom I swear. As I was peeing, a gigantic bathtub was place behind me and a
cubicle was on my right. Washed my hands, fixing my hair again as I look into
Edward : Can I get you
something drink? (speaking outside the bathroom)
Me : Water would do thanks.
(still fixing my hair, I guess I was nervous)
As I got out of the bathroom. I took another
look in this room again. “This cant be his room right ? there’s no desk,
there’s no cupboard for his shirts, it just so empty !” As he walks into the
room with glass of water with a thin slice of lemon in it “Damn seriously
Me : Thank you (get a hold of
the glass and smiled at him)
Edward : So was it jam on the
way here ? (sat on the corner of the bed)
Me : yeah a little. But its
Edward : you’re still studying
Me : yeah college. You look
tired (just me being too observant)
Edward : Yeah, I just got back
from Taiwan yesterday and I have to clean my house since
you’re coming tonight.
Edward : I haven’t shower yet
Me : You should go shower.
Edward : Wanna shower with me
Me : (Well I will sound bad if
I said ‘No’ right ? since he asked..) Sure :)
As both of us stood up
by the bathroom door. We removed our clothes. My eyes couldn’t follow up as he
take of his clothes. His body was beautiful. That chest and his dick was not small, semi hard hanging out as he
removes his pants. As I walk towards him with my naked body he gently place his
hands on my chest touching it. Smiling at him before my hands could reach for
his he opened the bathroom door and said “come” , he took a towel and a
small towel as he was in the cubicle as I was still stunned, standing outside
staring at his hot body.
Edward : Come on in.
As I enter, I took the soap and applying in on
my skin. But he took the soap from my hand instead as I look at him.
Edward : Lai (Come) I help you
wash, turn around.
Being fully obedient I turned around as he
gently uses the soap to brush across the back of my body from my neck to
shoulder, my arms. As I immediately got hard when he touches me like that !
Slowly down to my bum and he slipped a finger in between my butt cheeks
touching my hole. And he squat down cleaning my thighs and legs and even my
Edward : Turn around
now with my erected cock facing him as I get
to see his amazing body with my own eyes again staring at his chest. Hands up
in the air soaping my armpits and chest and all the way down to foot brushing
it with the small towel.
Edward : 舒服/Comfortable ? (Smiling at me while still washing me)
Me : yeah hehe.
Edward : Well its your turn
Me : Sure (Obediently nod my
head) so do you usually bring boys back home and do this ?
Edward : Hmm sometimes I do. Its comfortable isn’t it ?
While my body was
still covered with soaps, he turns around and pass me the small towel with
soap. Luckily I am almost as tall as him I could reach for his neck, gently
scrubbing it with my hand running across his broad muscled shoulder way down to
his waist. With his hands now leaning against the glass, I squat down scrubbing
and touching his bubble butt (Damn I love tops with nice ass !) As I try to
mimic him too, sliding my index finger between his butt cheek touching his
hole, surprise surprise, he is shaved :) Way down to his thigh and legs
Me : Turn around. (still
squating down scrubbing his foot)
As he turns around. His semi-hard cock was
facing me when I am still scrubbing his legs. slowly moving him his cock,
gently stroke it with my hands to his balls and way back to his hole. Standing
up, scrubbing his front shoulder and I am in ecstasy when I clean his chest. I
could take the time of my life enjoy fondling it, with hands placing on his
chest , fingers drawing circle around his nipples and moving down to his abs.
Me : your body is
Edward : Nah. I didn’t hit the
gym for a week.
As I turn around with
my ass pressing against his dick. He smirked a little. with his hands reaching
for my chest from behind gulping it and fingers flicking my nipples. I let out
a soft moan.
As I could feel his semi hard cock erected into something harder. With our body
still covered up with soaps and bubble, our body touching each other as if we’re
covered up with oil. As he gently move me towards the glass with my hand
pressing against it. He place his hands on the back of my waist hinting to
lower my lower back as I did, feeling something hard but slippery squeezing
against my hole.
So in my mind “bareback ?” but I was in cloud 9 and couldn’t
give a fuck anymore so I didn’t said anything as I feel his head enters my hole
I moaned :
Me : Ahh. Fuck (softly moaned)
Edward : yeah. 喜歡嗎/Do you like it ?
Me : Yeah. (reaching for my own hard dick trying to stroke it)
Edward : (he took off my hands and hold it together against the glass.)
As he slow fuck me with his slippery dick in
me, I moaned like a slut in the cubicle wishing I could see his amazing body
while he fuck me. His hands were gulping my chest from the back as he fucks me,
slowly with his hands placing on my stomach saying :
Edward : let out your stomach, I like to touch.
As we slow fuck for a moment with his body pressing against mine while I’m leaning against the glass, my body feel so hot out of a sudden. I rarely fuck in the bathroom unless if my boyfriend requested.
Edward : lets wash up.
As he got a hold of the shower tap washing of the soaps from my body as I was a little overwhelm from that hot fuck. Went out of the cubicle, dry myself with the thick comfy towel as my eyes still couldn’t get off from that beautiful sight of the man’s that just put a dick in me. As I walk off from the bathroom to wait as he was still taking his shower. I was still curious about his living room, thinking “since he’s still showering maybe I could have a look outside.” As I gently unlock the room’s door I saw this guy in his white singlet and red shorts skinny but I couldn’t remember the look on his face. He was in the kitchen pouring himself a drink. I reacted to it as I quickly shut the door GENTLY but leaving the door ajar so that I could still peak who is this guy there. To me he definitely seems like a bottom like 9/10 gay and he’s a bottom. As I was drowning in my aroused thoughts I heard the water tap closed. This time I quickly shut the door tight and locked it.
Standing by the curtain pretending to be enjoying the view as he came out of the bathroom walking towards me hugging from my back. I felt his semi-hard dick pressing against my butt check with his hands toying with my nipple as I softly moan. I turned around, gulping his big chest and my tongue doing the work in the next minute. I fucking love his chest and nipple with some hair on it. Gently licking it and biting his nipples as he moans.
Edward : Suck me.
I smiled at him and reach for his big dick. 7 inch dick when its fully erected with the help from my mouth doing the job. Swirling around the head going top to bottom quickly As he moans.
Edward : Slowly.
Sucking his big cock, manage to swallow almost ¾ of it as I gag a little, reaching for his balls licking it gently and sucking his balls 1 by 1 as he moans now and then :
Edward : Yeah. Good boy.
As I suck him even harder with his moans telling me not to stop and wants more of me.
Edward : Yeah. Good girl. Good girl.
I was positive I didn’t hear it wrong. He said girl. Its not like I mind but maybe its his thing ? or is he bisexual ? As I sleep next to him ready to get fuck by him. He took the lube and apply it on his hard wet dick. I lift my legs up in the air. It takes no time for him to enter. That view of him fucking was priceless. Never have I thought a hot hunk like him would fuck me. As both of us moans his hands were gulping my chest while his fingers flicking nipples.
Edward : you’re so cute and your chest is beautiful.
Me : Fuck. Ahh Ahh.
Reaching my own cock trying to stroke it while he fucks me. Again he shook off my hands and held it together with his (In my mind I was thinking maybe he wants to fuck me longer so he don’t want me to cum first). On and off he fucks me. Kissing my hair legs while he drills my hole and my wet cock precum is leaking everywhere. I place my hands on his sexy muscular chest flicking with his nipple as he did the same to me too as I moan so loud that my sensitive part is driving me crazy.
Edward : If you moan like that I’m gonna cum soon. Fuck.
As he pulls out his dick from my wet hole and stroke it, within few seconds. He moans ‘Diu Hai (Fucking Hell)’ and he cummed so much, all over my body, my face my chest and arms. He took some tissues and wipe his own cock and pass me the tissue as he turns to he bathroom and showered.
It was fucking hot. But wait. What about me ? with my semi-hard wet cock leave hanging here, I took some tissues from the box and wipe off his sperm on my body, thinking. That’s it ? I didn’t want to seem like I’m over-reacting. So I enters the bathroom he pass me the towel as he dry himself.
Edward : Go take a shower.
Seemingly being obedient I took a cold shower. Still thinking ‘That’s it ?’ I felt so puzzled and confused. As I dry myself after the shower, he was dressed up so I put back my clothes on too as he look at me and said :
Edward : 我送你出去/ I’ll walk you out to the door.
Edward : Drive safe home okay.
Me : Will do. goodnight. (wink at him)
Edward : (Caught him smiling while he shuts the door)
Well I was puzzled as I took the lift down, couldn’t find where my car parked. Walking around emotionlessly searching, as I found my car I got in and I feel so confused. I was angry of course. Who the hell let a person walk off home when my dick is still hard and wet ? fucking hell. Drove another 30 minutes of journey back home in 120mph.. I just feel so pissed. He’s just push me out of the house just like that ? Damn.
As I came home. Of course I have to finish the job myself with my ass still wet.
Damn it he is by far the hottest guy that I fucked with but the ending sucks. Gosh I don’t even know how do respond to it. Ugh !
Hi! Can you do an HC where the MysMe crews kid is the exact opposite of them like zen is extraverted and loud and open but his son his quiet and shy? Plz thnks
His kid is a rebel omg. Dog lover? yes pls. He’s very careful of what he says. Also very modern. Loves fancy dinners with the fam bc he can see his dad all frustrated. He’s very extroverted but knows when to keep his mouth shut.
His kid hates music, she’s a very artsy kinda gal. She has really short hair, LOVES CATS, hates sport tbh. Likes Jumin and his son and Zen can’t stand it. Yoosung’s son kinda scares her tbh. Loves white clothes.
His daughter sucks at math and anything that has to do with numbers. Doesn’t really like animals tbh. Loves sport and music, big fan of zen tbh, lowkey crushing on Zens daughter. She hates Jumins kid bc she thinks he’s a prick, Yoosung’s kid is kinda rad tho. #tumblr. Chews gum 24/7 likes knee socks.
His son is allergic to animals. Is pissed as fuck 24/7. #moodswings. His emo phase took 100 years and counting. Kinda hates everything and everyone. Saeran is his role model. #everytingblack. Probably Instagram famous tbh.
I probably took this way too far but I had too much fun with this lololol sorry
#1. When you first meet people, try to notice their eye color while also smiling at them. It might be because you look for a second or two longer, but all I can tell you is that people really respond to it.
#2. Pay attention to people’s feet. If you approach two people in the middle of a conversation and they only turn their torsos and not their feet, they don’t want you to join in the conversation. Similarly, if you are in a conversation with a coworker who you think is paying attention to you and their torso is turned towards you but their feet are facing in another direction, they want the conversation to end.
#3. Foot-in-the-door phenomenon. People are more likely to agree to do a task for you if you ask them to do something simpler first. (Gradual commitment makes people think you like them.)
#4. Alternatively, you ask them to do an unreasonable task and they’ll say no. So then you should ask for a more reasonable task and they will be more likely to agree.
#5. If you ask someone to do you a small favor, cognitive dissonance will make them believe that because they did that favor, they must like you. (Ben Franklin)
#6. If you ask someone a question and they only partially answer just wait. If you stay silent and keep eye contact they will usually continue talking.
#7. Chew gum when you’re approaching a situation that would make you nervous. I can’t remember where I heard it, but apparently if we are ‘eating’ something in our brains trip and it reasons ‘I would not be eating if I were in danger. So I’m not in danger.’ This has helped to calm me a few times.
#8. Avoid the sidewalk shuffle by looking intently over the person’s shoulder or between people’s heads in a group. Your gaze shows them where you’re going. They’ll drift toward the opposing side and create a gap to avoid you.
#9. When you’re studying/learning something new, teach a friend how to do it. Let them ask questions. If you’re able to teach something well, you understand it.
#10. People will remember not what you said, but how you made them feel.
#11. Alter your psychological state before an interview or important meeting. Tell yourself “I’ve known these people all my life. We’re old friends catching up. I can’t wait to see them.“ Visualize the experience of shaking hands, making eye contact, and having smooth conversation. What things can you not to wait to tell them? Hold an open pose, stand with your legs apart, hands on your hips, and shoulders back while doing this and SMILE. This may sound cliche, but you are in charge of your own psychological state and the power of suggestion is strong.
#12. If you get yourself to be really happy and excited to see other people, they will react the same to you. It doesn’t always happen the first time, but it will definitely happen next time.
#13. My personal favorite is when people are angry at me; if I stay calm it’ll get them even angrier, and be ashamed about it after.
#14. If you have a warm hand when you shake somebody’s hand, you immediately become a more desirable person to get along with.
#15. People have a certain image of themselves and will fight tooth and nail to cling to it. Use this information wisely. You can make people dislike you by attacking their self-image.
#16. False attribution of arousal. When you take somebody out on a first date, take them somewhere exciting that will get their heart beating such as a roller coaster or horror film. This gets their adrenaline up. It makes them think they enjoy spending time with you rather than the activity.
#17. The key to confidence is walking into a room and assume that everyone already likes you.
#18. The physical effects of stress (increased breathing rate, heart rate etc.) mirror identically the physical effects of courage. So when you’re feeling stress from any situation immediately reframe it: your body is getting ready to something courageous, it’s not feeling stress. A great example of cognitive reframing, researchers found that you will do better when you appraise a stressful situation as a challenge and not a threat
#19. Refer to people you’ve just met by their name. People loving being referred to by their name and it will establish a sense of trust and friendship right away.
#20. If you make the biggest smile you can, you will automatically feel happier
#21. The moment your alarm wakes you up, immediately react by sitting up, pump your fists and shout “YEAH!”
#22. Always give your kid a choice that makes them think they are in control. For instance, when I want him to put his shoes on I will say,”Do you want to put on your Star Wars shoes or your shark shoes?”
#23. People are extraordinarily aware of their sense of touch. If someone ‘accidentally’ rests their knee on yours, they may not act like they realize it, but they definitely know that it’s there.
fun fact about the whole gum takes 7 years to digest. it doesnt. it digests like normal food!! and its only told to us so kids dont swallow and potentially choke on it
wait omg really?????? that makes sense actually…. i know a doctor told me that medicine for seasickness or travelling is actually just normal paracetamol which won’t really do much in low doses, but saying it helps with travel sickness makes people feel like they’re better? like the medicine has worked? even though it hasn’t? lol