guinea-pig

Neighbour: *Smashes something apart*
Hedda the guinea pig: *Runs out of her cuddle bag, jumps onto my chest, stands to the furry haggis equivalent of attention, and starts scolding the universe in her loudest chatter*

Hedda’s quest to protect me in battle continues.

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Aaaaaand they’re off!

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How to wake up a piglet.

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Pizza thief.