I came out the funniest way this week end to a friend of a friend

The guys were discussing eating out girls and one of them was saying it was an extremely bothersome act (even said he fell asleep while performing once) while the other said it was great to do

So i just went in and said “it’s fucking awesome”

And the guy who doesn’t like it very much said “well of course you like it, you’re a girl”

So i had to precise “no, i like to do it

And he gave me a look of absolute confusion

So i said “I’m bisexual”

And he looked at me like oooooooooooh

Rules: You can tell a lot about a person based on the music they listen to. Put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs and tag 10 people. I was tagged by @halliwellxx <3

1) shoot to thrill - ac/dc

2) fantasy - the xx

3) home - edward sharp

4) east of eden -zella day

5) smooth criminal - glee version

6) harder to breath - maroon 5

7) let me kno - bts

8) seven nation army - glitch mob remix

9) the source - the bloody beetroot

10) theater - icon for hire

and i’m tagging (if you guys wanna do it ofc) @comtemuffin, @only-1-a, @magnass-babe, @nightfallgoddess, @controversial-christian-teen, @themadnessthatis and @comingupforblair

1, 2, 3 meme

Tagged by our very own Lucifer, hum, Lucile aka @lecrit

One Song: I Forgive You (Je Te Pardonne) by Maitre Gims and Sia (wtf I hate maitre gims but this song just fucking works)

Two Movies: Hercules and Batman vs Superman

Three Tv Shows: Shadowhunters, Sense8 and Buffy

Four People: Natalie dormer, NORMANI, queen Victoria and Leigh Bardugo

Five Foods: Raclette cheese hachis parmentier, those delicious noodles that i ate once in a Korean restaurant,  Pesto pasta, LEMON MERINGUE PIE BEATS EVERY FOOD and that chicken/sour cream/honey pizza that i crave rn

Six People To Tag: @comtemuffin, @controversial-christian-teen, @halliwellxx, @agentkikirogers, @themadnessthatis and @otppurefuckingmagic

Get to know me meme

Rules: replace the answers with your own, then tag 8 people you wanna know better.

Tagged by: the one and only @onceuponasourwolf (or as I call them in my head MY FUCKING FEELS HOW DARE YOU!)

10 Favourite TV Shows:

1. Buffy 2. Battlestar Galactica 3. Person of Interest 4. Avatar 5. Shadowhunters 6. Orphan Black 7 & 8. The Flash & Legends of Tomorrow 9. Brooklyn 99 10. Doctor Who

10 Favourite Movies:

1. The Crinch 
2. Batman v Superman 
3. Leon AND Nikita 
4. Winter Soldier 5. Satr Wars (all 7 of them) 6. Bridget Jones 
7. Mad Max Fury Road  
8. Ferris Bueller’s day off 
9. Alien 4 
10. Watchmen

10 Favourite Songs:

oh seet baby Raziel…

1. Elastic Heart, Sia 2. Hallelujah, P!atd 3. Scream, Michael Jackson 4. Escape (The Pina Colada Song), Ruper Holmes (ultimate feel good song) 5. TNT, AC/DC 6. Just One Yesterday, FOB 7. Wildest Dream, Taylor Swift  8. You Shook Me, Led Zeppelin 9. Sober, P!nk  10. Drumming Song, Florence and the Machine

10 Favourite Ships:

1. Malec
 <3, Shadowhunters 2. Clexa, The 100 3. Leo & Piper, Charmed 4. Billy & Teddy (Young Avengers) 5. Veronica & Logan, Veronica Mars 
6. Sharon & Karl Agathon, Battlestar Galactica  7.Alec & Seregil, the Nightrunner Series 
 8. Leia & Han, Star Wars 9. Valec & Yelena, the Study Series  10. Jack & Sam, SG-1 (tho those two are really forever n°1)

10 Favourite Female Characters:

1. Korra, Avatar: tlok  
2.  Buffy Summers, btvs 3. Joan Watson, Elementary 4. Lexa, The 100 
 5. Isabelle Lightwood, Shadowhunters 
6. Patterson, Blindspot  7. Joss Carter, Person of Interest  8. Kara Thrace, Battlestar Galactica 9. Diana Prince, Dc 10. Rey, Star Wars

10 Favourite Male Characters:

1. Magnus Bane, Shadowhunters 
2. Teddy Altman, Young Avengers 3 & 4. Ezio Auditore & Ratonhnhaké:ton, Assassin’s creed (both my precious sons) 
5. T’Challa, aka my new baby/best part of cacw, Marvel  6. Clint Barton, Marvel (comics)  7. Alec Lightwood, Shadowhunters 8. Deadpool, Marvel 
9. Bruce Wayne, DC 10. Percival, Kaamelott

Tagging @comtemuffin, @nightfallgoddess, @otppurefuckingmagic, @lightwoodsiblingsx@comingupforblair and @controversial-christian-teen

So hum life update.

After what happened yesterday in Orlando I knew that my homophobic brother would say something. He did.

So I finally snapped and told me that I was bi. That I could be killed to. Mind you I was sobbing like a child.

He told me that. Repeated that I would get killed and left, making really clear that I was already dead to him.

So I don’t have a brother anymore. Don’t really know what to think about that.

rule: tag 20 followers you want to get to know better
tagged by: @lecrit​ our own little Satan :)

nicknames: Gu, Ze Gu, Guillotte, GuiGui (I surrounded by 5 yr ol (aka @comtemuffin​ and her little bro <3)

if i had a cat what would i name it: Probably something that i deem clever (but most likely Catman)

height: ~175cm (5′7)

hogwarts house: Slytherin and proud

favorite color: deep purple

time right now: 08:46pm

average hours of sleep: depends on work schedule. So around 6 (sometimes 4. Sometimes 12 hours straight when I’m really out of it)

favorite number: 5

last thing i googled: “monteverde name origin”… 

fictional character you want as your younger sibling: Bruce Wayne.

blankets i sleep with: 4 (it’s not for warmth, it’s the weigh I find comforting. Right now it’s down to 1 since it’s way too hot for this)

bands/artist i like: Range from Halsey to Tchaikovsky without rhyme or reason.

dream trip: Italy, Ireland. Fucking Greece man, i need to see Greece before I’m too old and I complain to much about the sun and the cost. San Francisco. Mars (Go fuck yourself @comtemuffin, Nasa can ship me there if they need a guinea pig, I’ll go if I want too!!)

what i’m wearing right now: kaki shorts and purple tank top.

when i made this blog: A few months ago after I erased my 5yrold one by mistake :/

how many blogs am i following: 59

what i post about: … Shadowhunters and all the other shows that I watch. Some cool science stuff. Some less cool fucked up thing about the world.

pick a word that starts with the first letter of your real name and ends with the first letter of your tumblr name: exponential

do i get asks on a daily basis: Nope

why did i choose my tumblr url: I WANT CHRIS EVANS TO FIGHT ME TO TAKE HIS TITTLE BACK

Tagging: @comtemuffin (lol like I don’t know you), @lightwoodsiblingsx, @halliwellxx, @controversial-christian-teen, @agentkikirogers, @lightwoodsbae