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1, 2, 3 meme

Tagged by our very own Lucifer, hum, Lucile aka @lecrit

One Song: I Forgive You (Je Te Pardonne) by Maitre Gims and Sia (wtf I hate maitre gims but this song just fucking works)

Two Movies: Hercules and Batman vs Superman

Three Tv Shows: Shadowhunters, Sense8 and Buffy

Four People: Natalie dormer, NORMANI, queen Victoria and Leigh Bardugo

Five Foods: Raclette cheese hachis parmentier, those delicious noodles that i ate once in a Korean restaurant,  Pesto pasta, LEMON MERINGUE PIE BEATS EVERY FOOD and that chicken/sour cream/honey pizza that i crave rn

Six People To Tag: @comtemuffin, @controversial-christian-teen, @halliwellxx, @agentkikirogers, @themadnessthatis and @otppurefuckingmagic

Get to know me meme

Rules: replace the answers with your own, then tag 8 people you wanna know better.

Tagged by: the one and only @onceuponasourwolf (or as I call them in my head MY FUCKING FEELS HOW DARE YOU!)

10 Favourite TV Shows:


1. Buffy 2. Battlestar Galactica 3. Person of Interest 4. Avatar 5. Shadowhunters 6. Orphan Black 7 & 8. The Flash & Legends of Tomorrow 9. Brooklyn 99 10. Doctor Who

10 Favourite Movies:
(ughhhh)

1. The Crinch 
2. Batman v Superman 
3. Leon AND Nikita 
4. Winter Soldier 5. Satr Wars (all 7 of them) 6. Bridget Jones 
7. Mad Max Fury Road  
8. Ferris Bueller’s day off 
9. Alien 4 
10. Watchmen

10 Favourite Songs:

oh seet baby Raziel…

1. Elastic Heart, Sia 2. Hallelujah, P!atd 3. Scream, Michael Jackson 4. Escape (The Pina Colada Song), Ruper Holmes (ultimate feel good song) 5. TNT, AC/DC 6. Just One Yesterday, FOB 7. Wildest Dream, Taylor Swift  8. You Shook Me, Led Zeppelin 9. Sober, P!nk  10. Drumming Song, Florence and the Machine

10 Favourite Ships:

1. Malec
 <3, Shadowhunters 2. Clexa, The 100 3. Leo & Piper, Charmed 4. Billy & Teddy (Young Avengers) 5. Veronica & Logan, Veronica Mars 
6. Sharon & Karl Agathon, Battlestar Galactica  7.Alec & Seregil, the Nightrunner Series 
 8. Leia & Han, Star Wars 9. Valec & Yelena, the Study Series  10. Jack & Sam, SG-1 (tho those two are really forever n°1)

10 Favourite Female Characters:

1. Korra, Avatar: tlok  
2.  Buffy Summers, btvs 3. Joan Watson, Elementary 4. Lexa, The 100 
 5. Isabelle Lightwood, Shadowhunters 
6. Patterson, Blindspot  7. Joss Carter, Person of Interest  8. Kara Thrace, Battlestar Galactica 9. Diana Prince, Dc 10. Rey, Star Wars

10 Favourite Male Characters:

1. Magnus Bane, Shadowhunters 
2. Teddy Altman, Young Avengers 3 & 4. Ezio Auditore & Ratonhnhaké:ton, Assassin’s creed (both my precious sons) 
5. T’Challa, aka my new baby/best part of cacw, Marvel  6. Clint Barton, Marvel (comics)  7. Alec Lightwood, Shadowhunters 8. Deadpool, Marvel 
9. Bruce Wayne, DC 10. Percival, Kaamelott

Tagging @comtemuffin, @nightfallgoddess, @otppurefuckingmagic, @lightwoodsiblingsx@comingupforblair and @controversial-christian-teen

rule: tag 20 followers you want to get to know better
tagged by: @lecrit​ our own little Satan :)

nicknames: Gu, Ze Gu, Guillotte, GuiGui (I surrounded by 5 yr ol (aka @comtemuffin​ and her little bro <3)

if i had a cat what would i name it: Probably something that i deem clever (but most likely Catman)

height: ~175cm (5′7)

hogwarts house: Slytherin and proud

favorite color: deep purple

time right now: 08:46pm

average hours of sleep: depends on work schedule. So around 6 (sometimes 4. Sometimes 12 hours straight when I’m really out of it)

favorite number: 5

last thing i googled: “monteverde name origin”… 

fictional character you want as your younger sibling: Bruce Wayne.

blankets i sleep with: 4 (it’s not for warmth, it’s the weigh I find comforting. Right now it’s down to 1 since it’s way too hot for this)

bands/artist i like: Range from Halsey to Tchaikovsky without rhyme or reason.

dream trip: Italy, Ireland. Fucking Greece man, i need to see Greece before I’m too old and I complain to much about the sun and the cost. San Francisco. Mars (Go fuck yourself @comtemuffin, Nasa can ship me there if they need a guinea pig, I’ll go if I want too!!)

what i’m wearing right now: kaki shorts and purple tank top.

when i made this blog: A few months ago after I erased my 5yrold one by mistake :/

how many blogs am i following: 59

what i post about: … Shadowhunters and all the other shows that I watch. Some cool science stuff. Some less cool fucked up thing about the world.

pick a word that starts with the first letter of your real name and ends with the first letter of your tumblr name: exponential

do i get asks on a daily basis: Nope

why did i choose my tumblr url: I WANT CHRIS EVANS TO FIGHT ME TO TAKE HIS TITTLE BACK

Tagging: @comtemuffin (lol like I don’t know you), @lightwoodsiblingsx, @halliwellxx, @controversial-christian-teen, @agentkikirogers, @lightwoodsbae

So hum life update.

After what happened yesterday in Orlando I knew that my homophobic brother would say something. He did.

So I finally snapped and told me that I was bi. That I could be killed to. Mind you I was sobbing like a child.

He told me that. Repeated that I would get killed and left, making really clear that I was already dead to him.

So I don’t have a brother anymore. Don’t really know what to think about that.

Tagged by @controversial-christian-teen

Write your name in song titles

Elastic Heart - Sia
Love Yourself - Justin Bierber
Out of the Woods - Taylor Swift
Danger Zone - Kenny Loggins
I can’t decide - Scissor Sisters
Explode - Uh Huh Her

Why did you choose your url?

Because I want Chris Evans to see it one day and come and fight me for he’s tittle back.

What’s your middle name?

Désirée (mom has no fucking excuse for that one… none)

If you could be a fictional/fairytale being, what would you be?

WEREWOLF, don’t even have to think about it. I mean loyalty, friendship and the dog/human combo? It’s me. And then there’s the whole moon thing and I’ll get to shredded vampires WITH MY CLAW AND FANGS and Luke Garroway would be at constant ogling distance.

What’s your favourite colour?

Purple (like the wanton kind of purple)

What are your favourite songs?

Oh gast… changes every few weeks and I can’t really tell which way is up.

Top four fandoms?

Shadowhunters right now is the only fandom I need :3 even if I feel that I found the right people in the dc fandom too.

What is one character you will defend to the death no matter what?

Magnus Bane, no question asked.

Tag 9 lovely tumblr people

@comtemuffin, @nightfallgoddess, @themadnessthatis, @lightwoodsiblingsx, @halliwellxx, @otppurefuckingmagic and everyone that wanna do it ;)