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My 80’s X-Men/Justice League International mash-ups:
•Kitty Pryde & Lockheed + Booster Gold & Skeets = Booster Pryde & LockSkeets
•Nightcrawler + Blue Beetle = NightBeetle
•Colossus + Captian Marvel= Captain Colossal
•Rogue + Martian Manhunter = Martian Roguehunter
•Storm + Batman = BatStorm (the Dark and Stormy Knight)
•Wolverine + Lobo = Wolferine (aka Lobogan)
•Cyclops + Guy Gardner, Green Lantern =
Cyke Gardner, the Quartz Lantern (aka Guyclops)
•Rachel Summers, Phoenix + Dr. Fate =
the Phoenix Fate

“Bowser has no parents! Bowser is terrible because he had no parental figures! he had to grow up alone! There’s no way he can be a good father to Jr. if he didn’t have anyone to raise him before!!!!11!1!!!”

UM

SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE BUT BOWSER DOES HAVE A LOVING AND CARING FATHER WHO TAUGHT HIM WHAT HE KNOWS AND HIS NAME IS KAMEK

THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TEDTALK

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When you accidentally wind up in the immediate vicinity of an Ovechkin-Backstrom eyefucking session.