Actual Conversation between me and my roommate today.
Both my cousins just got engaged, what the fuck.
I'm going to a friend's wedding in Mexico this summer.
What the fuck.
I'm not ready for this, we're getting so old.
Wait a minute. You can just buy one suit and wear it to every wedding, can't you?
God damn it... Do you think people would notice if I wore the same dress to every wedding? I'm broke.
I mean, it depends on how many weddings you go to I guess.
Well I have practically no friends so I should be okay, right?
*starts laughing and then crying. on the floor. in my pajamas.*
Oh my god are you okay?! How much sleep did you get last night????
Three and a half hours and no i am not okay. I'm on my period and my whole body hurts. I want to drop out of school, give up on everything, and just lay in bed all day for the rest of my life, okay?
please don't get hit by a car on your way to school.
A lot of people want the Inquisitor dead so assassins are an inevitability. Luckily Dorian has his back.
Dorian was sitting in his usual spot in the library. He had been there
most of the day, slowly making his way through the pile of books that had accumulated
on and around the table beside him. Eventually, long past the sun had set, Elden
came staggering up the stairs and sat down heavily, leaning back against Dorian’s
“Not even going to say hello, Amatus?” Dorian asked, running his
fingers through Elden’s hair absently without taking his eyes off his book.
Elden made a noncommittal sound. He must be very tired after the long day he
had had, dealing with visiting nobles and whatnot. “Why don’t you go to bed?”
“I’ll go shortly,” Elden said, leaning into Dorian’s hand with a quiet
This wasn’t exactly the first time something like this had happened.
Elden had stolen quite a few naps here over the months. Dorian wasn’t quite sure
why he came here instead of going to his room, but he certainly wasn’t going to
Dorian continued to read for a time, but he could feel Elden leaning
limply against his arm. He should probably get the man to bed before he passes
out entirely. When Dorian stood up, Elden nearly fell over with the loss of his
arm for support. Dorian sighed, although he was more amused than exasperated,
and helped the Inquisitor up but kept a hand on his shoulder, steadying him,
just in case.
“Have you been drinking?” Dorian asked, chuckling.
“Maybe a little?” Elden said blearily.
“’A little,’” Dorian echoed as he experimentally released Elden’s
shoulder. He swayed dangerously and Dorian quickly steadied him again. “It’s
only me, no need to try to hide it. I know Josephine had you meeting all sorts
today, I’d want a drink or ten too. Perhaps just go a little easier next time.
Or call me so I can join in on the fun at the very least.”
Okay. I didn’t know whether or not I should make a post about this, but I’m doing it.
Thank you. Thank you so much for caring about Ryuu. This means so much to me. She means so much to me. I love her. She is my sister in every but blood. To see strangers come from no where to tell her how much you appreciate and love her, it almost made me cry. She deserves so much, and I think you guys honestly got through to her. I honestly think that your kindness, the kindness of people she doesn’t know, might have finally, finally told her, even if it came out as a whisper, that she was cared for.
So, from the bottom of my heart, thank you. ~Mod Silver
“average person has 5 intense emotions a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has 2 intense emotions per day. BPD Georg, who lives in cave & has over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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