guess who is pretending that this is all not happening

star-anise  asked:

I challenge you to retell any piece of Jack or Bitty's college years as a series of in-universe RPF callout posts

**whispers** dammit this is clever and I’ve never done a real callout post so let’s see how this goes

*clears throat, we’re now in the land of my UBER SUCESSFUL in-universe rpf blog. My character will be one of an ex-Pimms shipper who’s been jaded by the discourse surrounding Jack’s OD.* 

Here’s a brief coverage of Fall Semester of Year Two: 

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Tbh I can’t believe I haven’t seen a supergirl avatar Kara au.

Airbending avatar!kara, her entire nation and culture wiped out but instead of 100 years in an iceberg it was 25 years, so things are both more and less screwed than if it was just a hundred years for Kara tbh .

And fire princess!Lena, who was adopted as a child, in part to help with the Luthor’s image bc bloodthirsty and ambitious doesn’t mean stupid– they know they need to soften their image, in the interest of world Trade and continued loyalty (massacres of children don’t really sit well with ANYONE.)

But Lena is a firebending prodigy just like her older brother (some rumors have her even better than lex, but they’re just whispers, said along to crackling flames because regardless of whether or not she’s better, lex is far more dangerous, far more volatile)

(And maybe there’s also talk about Lena’s eerie green eyes–not the eyes of a proper firebender but of one descended from Earth.

and for years people thought that Clark was the avatar, the baby that was spirited away to a friendly earthbending family of farmers and that maybe he’s just a late bloomer bc he’s an El and the Els are infamous for being uber powerful benders but nope it’s Kara, who would def be used as a weapon by some less than virtuous organizations wanting to harness and experiment on the avatar (and not to mention hiding from the fire benders, who killed off the airbenders.)

Except, Kara left the temple because they were going to take her away from her parents and she panicked and left and if you guessed that she was heading in the direction of the fire nation you’d be right and if she happened to be found by a fire nation family, the danvers, you’d also be right

So they train Kara as a firebender, or try to, all the while keeping her other powers a secret and hiding in plain sight. Some days are more successful than others. Or maybe they pretend she’s a non-bender, they can’t quite give her more instruction with firebending other than how to put fires out, or make it look like firebending, not until she masters the other elements but teaching a master bender an element is noticeable , and just. So Much destruction. And they’re TRYING for subtle. And so everyone sees the shining pride of the danvers clan, their brilliant prodigy but most teachers and students just kinda overlook Kara–which is kind of the point. Everyone knows her as Alex’s sister but if they didn’t say that Kara was a distant relation from the colonies there’d be a lot of people scratching their heads as to why the noble Danvers family took in such an ordinary girl

And maybe Kara spends a lot of time in the city, kinda sorta maaaaaaybe sneaking out (she’s an airbender–she’s good at blending in when she wants to, a simple breeze lost in the wind). And maybe she runs into another girl with really pretty green eyes named Lena, who’s kind and so smart and brilliant and has she mentioned pretty and Lena just Loves how to Kara she’s just her friend and she’s judged solely on her own merits (and maybe she also loves how when Kara tells her she loves Lena’s eyes Lena believes her)

But reality sets in and Lena is a fire nation princess and Kara is the avatar and both have are sent away to learn more, and the next time they see each other?

They just may be on opposite sides of a war.

YOI Hogwarts AU (part one)

Because I am such trash 

  • Yuuri is a muggle born, who was sent a letter even in Japan due to the sheer amount of magical potential he had
  • When he, without a drop of magical blood in his body, is sorted into Slytherin of all places, there’s a chorus of shocked gasps 
  • Yuuri, also with his anxiety, struggles a lot to make friends within his own house
  • He ends up hanging out mostly with Phichit (a pure blood muggle enthusiast whom he met on the train) and the other Hufflepuffs, who make him weclome enough 

Fast forward until Yuuri is fifteen, and in his fourth year 

  • His favourite lesson by far is the care of magical creatures, and he’s not quite so good at anything else 
  • He may also have developed a huge a small crush on a certain silver haired Ravenclaw, two years above him, whose eyes he totally doesn’t notice match his robes
  • Yuuri tries to pretend he only admires him for his incredible quidditch skills (that boy is the most graceful seeker Yuuri’s ever seen) but who is he kidding
  • All is okay until the Ravenclaws start offering tutoring sessions, and Yuuri ends up being paired with Viktor Nikiforov, of all possible people 
  • Viktor’s main task is to try and help him with casting a patronus, without much luck 
  • Enter the Yule ball, where Yuuri’s drink get hexed, and we can all guess what happened (though all Yuuri remembers is waking up in the medical wing) 
  • After that, Viktor is obsessed with teaching Yuuri the spell 
  • Eventually, after what can only be considered courting, and sharing their first kiss, Yuuri finds he’s able to do it, only for his patronus to be a pig, of all things 
  • Yurio, a first year Slytherin, finds this hilarious
  • Until he, also tutored by Viktor, wants to see ‘grown up’ spells, so Viktor casts a patronus, only for it to be a piglet rather than his usual dog 
  • Yurio wants to throw up

Anyway just a few ideas I had, I have so many for this AU though oh my goodness 

Part two here

High Tensions

A/N this has been linked to tumblr before and then deleted. It’s such good fun though and it’s in need of an edit (cos it was like the third multi fic I ever wrote) so I’m reposting it!

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Reid x reader

“Guys I’m out. Going without sex or orgasms for this long is not worth a grand or the bragging rights in my opinion,” Emily handed her two hundred dollars to Derek with a defeated look on her face. “Now if you’ll excuse me, there’s a very handsome fella over there that just offered to buy me a drink. I’m fairly certain he’s gonna be taking me home tonight.” She downed her drink before sauntering across the dance floor to where a dusky haired male had been sat intently watching her for the last hour. 

“So it’s just Y/N and Pretty Boy left,” Derek grinned at the pair of you, adding the money to the envelope already containing his own and Garcia’s buy outs. 

“You just wanna give in now Y/N?” Spencer looked over at you, a smirk on his face. 

“Nope. I’ve got this. I can beat you. I will prove that guys need sexual intimacy more than girls.”

“Oh Y/N come on. We knew it was a long shot any of us beating Reid, but if it was gonna be any of us then it was going to be Prentiss just because of her sheer determination. Just give in now, I saw you eyeing up that bartender.” Morgan raised his eyes at you, glancing over to where the hot bartender was leant over restocking the chillers. Oh my, he had a nice ass. You could definitely sink your teeth into that. You’d bet he had something nice he could sink into you as well.

Reid shifted in his chair, following your glance and leaning into you whispering, “Do it, do it, do it.“ 

You punched him on the arm, glaring at him. 

“You’re not helping Spencer.”

“I’m not meant to be helping, I’m trying to win here. Plus, which one of you was it that paid that escort to come on to me when we first started this little bet?”

“No idea what you’re talking about,” you averted your gaze to the ceiling. 

What? It had been the only way you’d initially thought any of you could beat Reid. 

Now it’s not like you were suggesting that the only way he could get laid was with a hooker. In fact when this whole thing had started you’d been as surprised as the rest of the team when Spencer had wanted in, you’d all kinda assumed he was a virgin, shocked when he’d revealed that actually his numbers were not that far below your own. 

You’d just thought that if you could crack him first, then the rest of them would be easy pickings. So you may have contacted a local escort agency. May have suggested she come on to your friend and colleague and just pretend she’d noticed him across the room. May have offered to pick up the tab for whatever else happened afterwards. 

Yet Spencer had recognised her as someone the team had questioned in a local case before you’d joined the team. 

This had all started three months ago when Garcia had shown you all that ridiculous story of the 27 year old sex addict who gone along to a group therapy meeting, only for it to end up turning into an orgy. 

You’d all laughed finding it hilarious initially until Emily had said, “And let me guess. It’s a man.”

“What makes you assume it would be a guy?”  Derek had been offended on behalf of his gender. 

“Statistically speaking it is more likely to be a male. Only 12 percent of women have openly admitted to actually being addicted to sexual activities,” the genius of the group had pointed out. 

“Yeah but for it to turn into an orgy there had to have been some women in that group right. Other wise wouldn’t it have just been a load of guys beating themselves off together,” Derek stated.

“I agree with that. There had to have been some women there right? But you can bet it was the men that initiated it. Women find it easier to take care of their own needs without guys, whereas men prefer to have their needs taken care off by another person.” Emily’s come back had had you shaking your head, just waiting for Reid’s next comment. 

“Actually, that’s not true either. Studies show that men and women have pretty much the same statistical preference when it comes to either engaging in intercourse with another person or masturbating alone. Around 65 percent of both sexes prefer sex with someone else as opposed to doing it alone.”

“And where do you stand on that preference Spencer?” You saw an evil glint in Derek’s eyes, him spotting an opportunity to make Reid feel uncomfortable. 

“Depends what mood I’m in. If I’m feeling lazy then I’ll do it myself. If not then, I find someone to assist and to share pleasure with.”

You’d all turned to stare at him then, everyone’s jaws dropping. 

“I’m not a virgin you know. Just cos I don’t come into work bragging about who I spent the weekend doing like Morgan or Emily do, doesn’t mean I’m not actually doing it.”

“Nicely said my friend, nicely said,” you held up your hand to him and he high fived it, a slight grin on his face. 

“Hey, what about Y/N? She does it too. We all watched her walk of shame the other week,” Morgan looked directly at you and you shrugged. 

“I don’t go into explicit detail like you though. And neither does Garcia.”

“Yet you two were happily discussing what new ‘toys’ you’d bought the other week.“ 

"What’s your point Morgan?” You were failing to see where this conversation was going. 

“I just don’t like the assumption that it had to have been a guy, who initiated the orgy. Women are just as into sex as men.”

“Yes we are my handsome chocolate muffin, but I bet we could go longer without it,” Garcia patted Derek’s arm before looking around at the rest of you. You were all sat at around JJ’s desk, minus Rossi and Hotch who were at a lecture off site. 

“You’re on then,” Morgan offered his hand out to Penelope who just gawked at it confused.

“On?”

“Yep. Because I don’t think you could. So we’ll have a wager shall we. Which one of us can go the longest without any sexual activity.”

Penelope thought for a second before declaring, "I’m in. If these guys are.“

And so your little bet was born. You’d all agreed to be 100 percent honest with each other, and although you’d agreed never to profile each other, this was the one and only time you’d all allow it. 

The rules were clarified, no sexual activity with another person and no self relief. Kissing would be allowed, but nothing further than that. The stake was set. Two hundred dollars from each of you, the winner taking the pot as well as bragging rights. 

“Just to check…… Is this just sex with a member of the opposite sex? Or are we saying that all sex is off the table?” Both Spencer and Derek’s heads quickly turned in your direction, and you spotted a smirk on Emily’s face. 

“All sex, regardless of gender….. But when this is over, please feel free to have as much girl on girl action as you like and to fill me in in explicit detail.”

“Haha not a chance Derek, what me and my lady friends get up to, stays between us,” you replied hearing him groan. 

Penelope had been the first to cave only four weeks in. She and Kevin had been on a break when the bet was originally made, but now they were back together. She walked into work one sunny morning, an even brighter smile than usual across her face and a floral scarf round her neck despite the rising temperature. 

She’d taken one look at us all staring at her quizzically before digging into her purse and pulling out four fifty dollar bills, sheepishly handing them over. 

Derek had lasted another five weeks, him becoming increasingly cranky at work. It was hilarious watching him shifting uncomfortably whenever Garcia discussed her previous nights antics with Kevin. 

Emily had suggested that you both wear skirts to the office the following day in order to break him, and so you both rocked up in tight fitting A line skirts with long slits up the side, finding every reason possible to have to bend over in front of him. 

By the time he’d left for the day you’d both been certain he was going to explode. He sent a group text four hours later, a photo of himself lying next to a hot redhead.

And now three weeks after that Prentiss had declared defeat and from your view across the room it looked very much like she’d be getting her fix within a matter of hours. 

You really wanted to win this, but you were also very, very frustrated. Sure you could cheat and go home and browse through a few choice videos on porn hub whilst having a good old intimate chat with your friend Ryan (Reynolds not Gosling, yes you’d named your rabbit. What of it?) but you knew you wouldn’t be able to hide it from the rest of the team the next day. As good a profiler you were, you were a horrendous liar when it came to personal matters. 

But now it was down to you and Spencer…….and although the boy wonder had surprised everyone with his confession that he wasn’t a virgin and actually had had an arrangement with a bartender he’d met on a case, he’d already gone eight months without it and didn’t appear to be struggling at all. 

Where as you weren’t used to going a few days without at least having a chat with Ryan. Poor old neglected Ryan, gathering dust in the back of your drawer. You’d make it up to him when this was over, maybe even buy him a friend to keep him company. 

An idea sprung to mind,“Guys what if this was a draw?" 

"What so you both admit defeat now together. That’s no fun. If you do that then it doesn’t prove anything,” Morgan shook his head at you. 

“Oh come on, we’re long past making a point now.”

Garcia’s eyes suddenly lit up and she pulled Derek to her, whispering excitedly into his ear, a grin spreading over his face.

“Baby Girl I love it. But they are so not going to go for it.”

Spencer’s eyes narrowed at them, “Go For what exactly.”

“Trust me kid, what she’s suggesting is way out of your comfort zone. No way will you be down for it. Y/N maybe but not you. You just don’t got it in you Kid.”

“Haven’t got what in me?”

You watched the two of them wondering what the hell was running through their sadistic little minds. 

“Penelope was suggesting that we change the bet now it’s just you two left…..And instead it becomes a contest to see which one of you can break the other.”

“Break the other? Why would I want to break Y/N? What would I even be breaking, I don’t understand.”

You did, you knew exactly what they were getting at. But you weren’t going to say anything….. Yet. 

“Break her newly regrown hymen Reid,” Derek chuckled. 

“Hymens don’t regrow, that’s a myth. It doesn’t matter how long a woman goes without sex it doesn’t grow………… Wait what?” he spluttered as his brain finally processed what Derek and Garcia were suggesting. 

They fell apart laughing.  

But…… It wasn’t actually a bad idea. And it would be seriously fun. You’d formed a friendship outside of work with Reid, but that definitely didn’t stop you thinking he was hot. And watching him getting flustered was the most adorable thing ever. And it would save you having to go out and find someone to fuck when the was all over. You could remain professional at work. It would just be sex after all.

“How would that even work? Like I have to convince Y/N to go to bed with me? Or she convinces me to go with her?” Reid interrupted their laughing and your train of thought and now it was your turn to exclaim.

“Wait what?" 

"Essentially yes,” Morgan clarified when he’d regained his composure. 

You and Reid looked at each other, each wondering what the other was thinking. 

“Oh guys, it’s no secret that you two like each other. That night we played truth or dare….. You both admitted it and we’ve been waiting patiently for something to happen between you…. But you’re not giving us anything!”

Ugh, you’d drank so much that night it was a wonder your liver had not demanded removal from your body. And you’d been so embarrassed the next day when you recalled some of the questions you’d been made to answer, but also pleasantly surprised at some of the answers Spencer had given. But nothing had ever come of you admitting your mutual attraction to each other. 

“So would we actually have to do the deed with each other? Or just get the other to admit that they wanted to? And how would you know which one of us won?”

“Either one is good with us, although of course you actually doing it would be mutually beneficial…. Especially after all this pent up sexual tension. And we’d just have to rely on you being honest with us.”

You took a deep breath turning to your friend. Were you going to regret asking this? 

“What do you think Spencer? Think you can wear me down? I’m game if you are.”

He looked thoughtful for a moment. 

“You know what, I think I can.”

[Miraculous Ladybug]: It’s All Hype!

pretend that i posted this like two days ago and im already writing day 5 prompts k thanks

[Day 2: Banter] [Day 4: Common Interests]

Link to Archive of Our Own: [AO3]

Title: It’s All Hype!
Pairings: Ladynoir (Ladybug x Chat Noir), Adrienette (Adrien x Marinette)
Summary: Alya accidentally gets the Internet in a frenzy after announcing that Ladybug and Chat Noir are dating, but the two heroes are adamant about correcting the error and making sure the world knows that they’re just friends. So Alya proposes a staged public break up to set everything right.

In hindsight, she really underestimated how utterly freaking difficult that would be.


Day 3: Explosive


“So can I ask you something since you’re my publicist now?”

Alya was sitting in the shade underneath a large oak tree in the middle of the park they were hanging out in. Because it was Sunday, it was relatively empty. There were only around ten or so people, and they didn’t seem interested in causing a fuss over the two heroes being here, so Alya thought it was a safe spot for the three of them to have a quick lunch. She snuck in a takeout container she’d picked up from the Thai place right next to her house, deciding that she needed the energy if she was going to be tackling this break up scheme for any longer. She spoke through a mouthful of noodles. “You do realize I’m not a real publicist, right?”

“Maybe not, but you’re good at your temporary job,” Chat Noir said, sitting on the park bench right across from Alya and chewing thoughtfully on a piece of baguette. “And I trust your opinion.”

“Okay, so what’s your question?”

“Am I allowed to sponsor small businesses? You know, like get on camera, hold up a product and say something like, ‘I am Chat Noir and I’m going to head on over to Tom & Sabine’s for a nice croissant.’”

Alya snorted. “Liking the bread that much, huh?”

“It is literally to die for!” he moaned in delight, taking another huge bite. He poked Ladybug who was next to him calmly eating from the takeout container she’d gotten from the same restaurant Alya had stopped at. “You sure you don’t want any? The bakery is literally right across the street. I always try and pick up something when I’m in the neighborhood.”

“Even transformed?” she teased.

“Of course! The owners love me. Ever since that Animan akuma, they give me free samples. You should take advantage.”

“I’ll make sure to try next time.”

“I’m not much of a commercial filmer. Although…” She put her food aside, took out her cellphone, and held up the camera. “Hold up the packaging with their logo on it and pretend like you’re about to take a huge bite.”

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You’re in a live stream - Shawn Mendes

Originally posted by shxwnmendess

Shawn was sitting with his phone propped up in front of him talking to his fans on a livestream. You didn’t want to be in the video because this was Shawn’s time to interact with his fans on a somewhat personal level but that still didn’t stop you from distracting him.

He kept glancing at you now and then, occasionally laughing at something you did or a weird face you pulled before going back to answering questions from his fans. 

“Who is with me?”, Shawn read out loud. It wasn’t the first time he had gotten that question, he was just avoiding it for some time. “Uh”, he looked up at you for confirmation before telling his fans, “(Y/N) is here, visiting actually”.

His fans went wild. The comments on his live stream flooded with people telling him to bring you on or asking him to say hello to you.

“Guys, I don’t think she want’s to come on”, a little laugh escaped him as he read all the comments. “My fans are more crazy about you than me”, Shawn looked at you for a second to which you shrugged your shoulders.

“I mean I don’t blame them, we can’t all be as awesome as I am”.

You and Shawn couldn’t help your laughter. It was normal for you to be quite sassy towards him and usually he came back with something equally as sassy but not today. He was to blown away by the reaction of his fans.

“Oh come on! Don’t encourage her and her sass!”.

By now you were standing behind Shawn reading the comments over his shoulder. “Hop aside Mendes, this is my time to shine”.

You slightly nudged him aside only to get a playful nudge back from him. The two now sat in front of the camera and talked to the fans, who happened to have a million and one questions for you.

“I can’t keep up with all the questions, damn”, your eyes flew over the comment section trying to read them as quickly as possible. “Is Shawn a good boyfriend?”

You turned around to study your boyfriend, who gave you a warning look. “Meh, he’s alright, I guess… He drives me to get ice cream at two in the morning so I probably shouldn’t complain”

“Oh wow, is that all I get?”, Shawn asked, and pretended to be offended.

“Shut up, you love me”, you replied absently.

“Sadly, I do”. 

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The Recruit

Written for @jurassicbarnes​‘s 1 year blog anniversary writing challenge. Prompt 21; “Jail isn’t so bad, it could be worse.”

Tony x Reader

A/N: So I have no idea why I wanted to do this, I am so not a writer, but I figured, ‘eh what the hell’. I probably won’t ever do one of these again since I’m sure it will suck but without further ado… enjoy! BTW todays my birthday.  

Tony sighed as he looked through the two way mirror.

He took in your appearance.

Not bad, he thought but then shook his head free from that train of thought.

Not now.

As he took the file from Vision’s hand, he turned and walked into the office.

“Hello Miss Y/L/N” he greeted, taking a seat at the desk, “I’m…”

“I know who you are,” you cut the billionaire superhero off, “And like I told your friends” indicating Vision and Hope van Dyne, “I’m really not interested in joining your superhero gang.”

Tony paused waiting for you to get it all out, not interrupting her the way he’d been on the receiving end of this.

“I’m not the hero type, Stark,“ you finished.

“Tony,” he corrected with a smile.   

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✰ * º ❛ beverly hills 90210 pt. 2 ask meme. ❜

‘  so tell me, what brings you by?  ’
‘  you know, i’ve been moping around for the past few weeks.  ’
‘  i’ve noticed.  ’
‘  the truth is, i miss your friendship.  ’
‘  i keep avoiding you, but why should i?  ’
‘  you and i are the only two people who haven’t gone completely mad.  ’
‘  i’ll be back next week, so you don’t make any plans.  ’
‘  take it easy, doll.  ’
‘  i did not invite you out this morning to hear you obsessing about it, so don’t do it.  ’
‘  focus has never really been my strong point. ever.  ’
‘  sex with her is just a pleasant diversion.  ’
‘  party was over and i didn’t have anybody to go home with.  ’
‘  i missed you.  ’
‘  i missed you too.  ’
‘  i was wondering something…  ’
‘  why can’t you be more like everybody else?  ’
‘  is that really what you want?  ’
‘  does your mom know you come over here every morning before school?  ’
‘  i don’t know what tastes better: these strawberries or you.  ’
‘  why don’t we just skip school altogether and just stay in bed all day?  ’
‘  we could have breakfast in bed. hell, we could have lunch in bed… dinner in bed. ’
‘  if you don’t, i will.  ’
‘  why don’t you just add that along to the list of things you don’t know.  ’
‘  you are crazy, but thank you.  ’
‘  word to the wise: don’t compliment her on her dress.  ’
‘  he didn’t even have the courtesy to call this time.  ’
‘  last time this happened, i called a friend and we got high in his parents pool house for three days.  ’
‘  i’m saying that was then, but some people do change.  ’
‘  i was so messed up back then.  ’
‘  what did he have to say about me?  ’
‘  i don’t know whether to laugh or cry.  ’
‘  i don’t know if i’m mentioned it or anything, but um… he’s a lucky guy.  ’
‘  you wanna slap him? you’re the closest.  ’
‘  you had to grow up too fast because your old man was a screwed up kid for too long.  ’
‘  you’re a woman i’d love to spend the rest of my life with… would you please do me the honor of becoming my wife?  ’
‘  how long are you back for?  ’
‘  you don’t look happy to see me.  ’
‘  i’m still waiting for my hug.  ’
‘  he’s, um, an old friend.  ’
‘  that feels really good.  ’
‘  two sleeping bags. no foolin’ around, i mean it.  ’
‘  have you ever camped under the stars?  ’
‘  stop it. you’re tempting me.  ’
‘  we might be able to figure out what the two of us have been doing the last couple weeks.  ’
‘  did i kiss? i’m sorry.  ’
‘  you’re bad.  ’
‘  oh god, i’m sorry. i didn’t know you were in here.  ’
‘  you aren’t not too bad on the eyes either.  ’
‘  we’re just friends, remember?  ’
‘  you still mad at me?  ’
‘  since he loved my mother and plucked chickens, it made him a mother lovin’ chicken plucker.  ’
‘  i’ve got you under my skin. i’ve got you deep in the heart of me – so deep in my heart.  ’
‘  is manual labor always this much fun?  ’
‘  do you and him laugh like this?  ’
‘  well, you know me – i don’t do details very well.  ’
‘  i came back because i missed you.  ’
‘  joke all you want, but i am flattered.  ’
‘  we’ll be linked for life.  ’
‘  i like what he said about us… that we’d be linked for life.  ’
‘  maybe you’re not cynical – maybe you’re just unhappy.  ’
‘  he’s cheating on me… with his car.  ’
‘  i hate to break it to you, but guys are gonna look at you. it’s the price you pay for being so beautiful.  ’
‘  why don’t you sleep on it? you might feel different tomorrow.  ’
‘  if you need anything, i’ll just be across the hall… just… right over there.  ’
‘  this feels different. different than the last time we were here.  ’
‘  it’s after midnight, so happy birthday.  ’
‘  thanks for staying.  ’
‘  where else would i want to be?  ’
‘  do me a favor and leave a key under the mat. i’m gonna have to stay at your house tonight. for awhile, actually.  ’
‘  it’s not forever – you’ll survive.  ’
‘  you can stay as long as you’d like.  ’
‘  you ready to be taken away from all your troubles?  ’
‘  you and i have been a lot of things over the years, but never best friends.  ’
‘  what you’re saying is that, somehow, i came between you two.  ’
‘  this has nothing to do with you.  ’
‘  you missed what we had.  ’
‘  you being here scares me because i hadn’t planned on it.  ’
‘  i did not tell you this so you could run over there and punch them out!  ’
‘  whatever, as long as you’re okay. you are okay?  ’
‘  if i am starting to get more inner strength, i think maybe it’s because you were the first person who ever took me seriously.  ’
‘  what happened to us?  ’
‘  we must’ve got lost somewhere.  ’
‘  you sure you don’t want me to whack him? because i will.  ’
‘  i think having a girl telling him to get lost is cruel and unusual punishment enough.  ’
‘  i will walk you to your car. that’s guy stuff, right?  ’
‘  she doesn’t hold a candle to you.  ’
‘  then it hit me: i realized you were going to marry someone else and i didn’t want to see that.  ’
‘  maybe i shouldn’t have brought that up, huh?  ’
‘  i keep telling myself we’re just old friends – something to do with your hands.  ’
‘  it’s an addiction. it’s a terrible thing.  ’
‘  i was doing okay before you came back.  ’
‘  you’re the one who fell asleep in my arms last night.  ’
‘  can you honestly look me in the eye and tell me we have no become more than just ‘good friends’ this summer?  ’
‘  i’ve worked too hard to change my reputation to start sneaking around now.  ’
‘  whatever gets you through the day.  ’
‘  i just think that has to be enough for the both of us.  ’
‘  you don’t have to keep checking up on me.  ’
‘  you can’t have it both ways.  ’
‘  you’re telling me to just go back to her and forget everything that happened?  ’
‘  i guess nothing lasts forever.  ’
‘  i didn’t mean to scare ya.  ’
‘  she said it’s time for us to start seeing other people. i think it’s time i start seeing you.  ’
‘  he’s the last person i wanna kiss right now.  ’
‘  i know that you’re probably still mad at me and i’m definitely still mad at you, but i have to kiss you right now in front of all of these people.  ’
‘  did you say please?  ’
‘  do you have guts enough to make a move in front of everyone?  ’
‘  i was such an idiot. i was selfish and jealous and mean.  ’
‘  i know you’re probably not going to believe this, but i never slept with them. i only said that to make you mad.  ’
‘  i– just realized it’s the second time i’ve seen you in a wedding dress to marry someone else.  ’
‘  can’t it wait till tomorrow?  ’
‘  you look beautiful.  ’
‘  i told you, there’s someone else.  ’
‘  we’re over. you don’t need me anymore.  ’
‘  i’ll always need you.  ’
‘  i think i’ve been swept off my feet.  ’
‘  as i recall, the last time we travelled anywhere together, we fought the whole time.  ’
‘  when you’re with me, you fight with me because that’s when we’re alive.  ’
‘  we were together in another life.  ’
‘  where you belong is with me. together, wherever it is.  ’
‘  wanna dance? it’s not a one-time offer. we can wait.  ’
‘  i know you’re in a tough position, but you can’t keep secrets from me.  ’
‘  this feels nice.  ’
‘  i think we should take it slow.  ’
‘  we have known each other all our lives. we can’t take it any slower.  ’
‘  he got a little jealous – pushed me in front of an oncoming car.  ’
‘  if you bought me that painting because you think there’s something between us – something unfinished – something that’s gonna keep us from being unable from being with other people then i say we finish it. commit to it – to each other. ’
‘  all or nothing?  ’
‘  i’m not gonna pretend it’s easy… it’s not.  ’
‘  i realized a lot of my problems started when i lost you.  ’
‘  it’s better that one of us be happy than both of us being miserable.  ’
‘  i was miserable, now i’m just terrified.  ’
‘  i’m just a stupid, blonde bitch who’s not really worth it.  ’
‘  that’s not what happened! that’s not even close!  ’
‘  we are two little kids who had to walk home from school because our parents forgot to pick us up.  ’
‘  i guess we’re both basket cases.  ’
‘  we’re soulmates.  ’
‘  i’m not unhappy to be alive and most of my life i couldn’t say that.  ’
‘  all i really wanted was hear your voice.  ’
‘  we’re connected in a way that you’ll never understand, ever.  ’
‘  the cool, calm me just knows what he needs for the first time in my life… i need you.  ’
‘  most beautiful or not, i would’ve fallen in love with you either way.  ’
‘  i feel like singing and dancing in the rain.  ’
‘  i want you. i’ve always wanted you.  ’
‘  maybe we each have more than one soulmate.  ’

POTENTIAL

Author: alocalband

Summary: Stiles finds him in a bookstore in Brooklyn and it’s like not a day has passed since they last saw each other, even though it’s been almost two years now.

Info: 2k | Teen | Reunion, Christmas

Notes: Stiles and Derek meet again after all that happened in Beacon Hills and the potential we all fell in love is there. And they know it. -C

Sneak Peek:

“Guess I owe Scott a twenty,” he finally says, with more bravado than he feels.

Derek’s head jerks up and his eyes hone in on Stiles with a sharpness generally reserved for predators. Or for former victims who don’t want to end up as such ever again.

Stiles clears his throat and pretends he doesn’t know all too well now which one of those Derek really is. “You know, seeing as I was absolutely certain you’d found somewhere to go hide that was as far from modern civilization as possible.”

JEALOUS DONNIE X READER

I love this turtle boy too much 🤤 y'all know Donnie always comes first but who’s next?

Summary: You show up at the lair, being all flirty with Donnie and he’s all “omg get away from me you’ve been hanging out with that dude for like three days”

Donatello typed away at his keyboard, the only noise in the lair coming from the clicks under his fingers. His brothers were sound asleep, while he was staying up trying to figure out how to get their ventilation system to run better. Avoiding the creeping thoughts of [Y/N] with her professor, supposedly writing her freshman thesis. Donnie rolled his eyes,
“What a bunch of baloney.” He huffed to himself.
“What’s wrong with baloney?” Donnie jumped at [Y/N’s] voice. She stood at his doorway, spinning a set of keys around her finger. A black coat reached her thighs, her black boots clicking as she sauntered towards Donnie. She sat on his keyboard, he winced at all the crunching underneath her. He was quickly distracted by the small show of skin between her coat and her boots. He gulped. “So is this why you’ve been ignoring me?” She said nodding her head towards the computer. He suddenly remembered he was angry, angry at her. He shook himself out of her spell, standing up out of his chair desperate to put some distance in between them.
“I’ve been busy.” He responded quietly, finding some papers to shuffle.
“So have I,” she said, raising an eyebrow. “And I still made time for you, Donatello.” He scoffed.
“Oh like yesterday when you canceled our date night for the second week in a row.” He said, turning around, sticking two giant fingers into her face.
“I told you I had to work on my thesis,” she raised her voice, pushing away his hand. “My professor was nice enough to help me.”
“That’s the issue,” Donnie lowered his voice. She was confused.
“What do you mean?”
“I think we should break up.” He blurted. Her tough demeanor suddenly broken, tears immediately welling in her eyes. Donnie looked at her face, wishing he could reel those words back into his mouth. “I-uh-you heard me.” He stuttered. As much as he cared about her… as much as he loved her. [Y/N] tried to speak, choking on her own words.
“Why?” She uttered. Donatello could see the hurt in her face. He wanted to scoop her up and apologize for ever hurting her, but he knew he was holding her back, he knew he had to let her go. He looked down, trying not to cry.
“I know that you’ll be better off without me,” he sniffed softly. “An interspecies relationship,” he shrugged. “it was bound to fail at some point.” [Y/N] shoved him, forcing him to look at her.
“Don’t you think I get to make that decision?” She yelled, tears streaming down her face. “It’s my choice donnie, and I chose you! Is it really that hard to believe?” Donnie was drowning behind his words, he felt as if he didn’t deserve to be around anyone. He would just go back to working on his gadgets and pretend this never happened.
“Who dresses like that to go see their professor anyway?” He retaliated with the only thing he could think of.
“First of all, I can wear whatever I want, it’s not an invitation to sleep with me,” she bared her teeth. “Second of all, I’m dressed like this for you,” she shoved him, tears starting to stain her face. “You big jerk!” She undid her jacket, revealing pale pink lingerie, a veil hung over her stomach, leading to soft pink underwear. Donnie gasped. “But I guess we’re over now?” She said flinging her jacket closed. “Because you don’t trust me around other men?” She stepped towards him, taking his hands in hers, and lowering her voice.
“Donnie I love you,” his eyes widened with surprise. “And I’ve never said anything until now because I was scared but I love you.” He watched her eyes glimmer, tears stained her face, her hair was messy, and she was still beautiful. A wave of guilt flooded over Donatello.
“I’m sorry.” He whispered. “I’m just scared.” She pressed his hands against her chest. “I love you too, so much.” He kissed her hands, trailing kisses up her arms. “Im sorry, I just thought you would be happier without me.” She chuckled.
“Donnie you have made me happier then I’ve ever been.” He kissed her, suddenly but perfectly. His worries faded with her kiss, his head feeling as light as a feather. She pressed her forehead against his, reveling in the silence.
“So can we talk about that lingerie?” He asked. She playfully pushed him.
“Maybe.”

Bad Girl Ch 15: Living By My Rules

“We could turn and run you know,” Jiho mumbles in my ear. I elbow him in the gut and glare at him over my shoulder. He pouts but says nothing else. My hand is in a tight fist held up resting against the heavy wooden door prepared to knock but my hand won’t move. We’ve been standing here for more than five minutes, Jiho making comments about running away and me basically shaking in my heels. I have to prepare myself for what is beyond this door. The insanity I kind of miss but in the long run actually drove me insane. Am I ready for that again? The rules? The unending neediness? The baby talk?

“I think I’m ready,” I finally decide.

Jiho chuckles, “Then knock.”

With a deep breath I knock on the door three times before stepping back right into Jiho’s chest. He lets out an oof, “We are not here to play ding dong ditch, step up big girl.”

The door is ripped open by the youngest brother, “Noona!” He yells gleefully.

“Hi Sehunnie,” I chuckle at his childish excitement. The others appear behind him with the same goofy smiles. “Hi everyone!”

“You are home!” Xiumin rushes past the others and scoops me up in a tight hug, his tucks his face in the crook of my neck and mumbles softly, “I’ve missed you so much.”

“I miss you too, Minseokie,” I muse playfully.

He leans away with a small smirk on his lips, “I love hearing my name on your pretty lips.”

“I’m going to g before things get any weirder,” Jiho grumbles. I step out of Xiumin’s embrace to give Jiho a small hug. “I’ll see you Monday, okay?”

“Yes, bright and earlier! Are you going to update the boys without yelling at them or should I call them later?”

He rolls his eyes at me, “I’ll let you know, they will be curious as to why you aren’t at home, so it’s up to you really if you want to explain that to them.”

“Lets just keep my location quiet until further notice, I don’t want anyone worrying.”

“It is going to take less than a day for them to know something is wrong, or different I guess.”

“Ugh,” I groan, “We’ll just deal with them when they ask, until than go home and get some rest, this is your first weekend off since we met. Enjoy it Oppa,” I pull him down to my level and place a kiss on his cheek.

“See you later, Pretty bird,” He hands my bags over to a glaring Kris before turning on his heel and heading back to his car. He winks at me over his shoulder, I grin and mimic his action.

Kyungsoo surprises me by wrapping his arms around my shoulders, “I thought I told you that I don’t like seeing other boys touching you.”

I chuckle as I turn around in his grasp, “And I thought I told you Jiho is going to be a big part of my life.”

“That doesn’t mean he gets to touch you,” He grumbles.

“He didn’t, I touched him.”

“Such a smart mouth,” Kris clicks his tongue.

“Would you want me anyway else?” It was meant to be a rhetorical question but it ended up being loaded with so much more.

“We love you anyway you are,” Xiumin answers quickly stroking my head.

“Good answer, now Kyungie,” I pout cutely, “I’m hungry.”

“Good,” Kyungsoo kisses the top of my head before dragging me inside. The inside is exactly the same as before but instead of the usual smell of their clones, the air is thick with the smell of cleaning products and other fresh fragrances.

“We cleaned,” Suho explains.

“Deep clean? What did you boys have to get rid of?” I muse.

“We had been gone for over a year, things need to be cleaned, especially after you were coming home.”

In the dining room Kyungsoo sits me down at the table full of food, “Wow.”

“I hope you are hungry,” Baekhyun gives me a big smile.

“This all looks so delicious!” I clap my hands together. They all join me at the table and for a brief moment I forget about everything. I look around the table and feels like nothing has changed, like I never left in the first place. They must feel the same from the playful conversations they are having with each other, actually acting like brothers compared to the hostile atmosphere from before. It’s surreal.

“Before you mentioned a few more rules,” Luhan chimes in on my left. I stop eating and give him a small smile.

“Are you sure you want to talk about it now? Things are really peaceful at the moment.”

“I would like to know what is okay and not okay to do to make sure we don’t make you upset.”

I sigh, “Alright, first off, no trash talking Jiyong or Jiho, I know you are all still pissed about what happened and you should be but out of respect for me, please don’t. No daddy over rule, well in most situations. If I say I have to leave, I have to go, if I say I can’t wear that out, I can’t wear it out. Connected to that just like how you guys can’t ignore your work I can’t ignore mine so when Jiho shows up on the door step you guys need to understand that I have to leave. When it comes to work, feel free to ask me anything about it, as long as you are all 100% honest with me. This is going to be hard to get through but secrets will only make it worse. I have seen what you guys can do,” I lock eyes with Xiumin, “I have heard the stories but I’m still here.”

“It is going to be hard to tell you things like that,” Tao admits meekly.

“You don’t have to pour your soul to me about it but if I ask don’t sugar coat it, just tell me what happened and we will leave it at that. Next thing, please do not tell my friends I’m me, or that I’m alive, I don’t want to make things more emotional.”

Kai smiles, “Good, I don’t want to share you with anymore people anyway.”

“Did you have anything else?” Xiumin wonders with his hand on my back.

“One more, please, you guys, do not try to lock me up in here again. I am not getting back into that bubble. I won’t cook, I won’t swear in front of you, I’ll call you daddy, act little, ask permission to do little things but I will not let you guys force me into a little state of mind again. If I’m feeling little, I’ll act like it, but if I’m big I don’t want cold shoulders and asshole comments, okay?”

“Of course!” Luhan pulls me on to his lap and hug me tight, “I missed my sweet baby so much!”

“I missed you too daddy lulu,” I laugh as I snuggle into his embrace.

“Are we really going to pretend like everything is fine?” Kris wonders. Any light in the room suddenly turns dark and the air gets thick.

I sigh , “I mean I guess we can all talk about everything that happened, but from what I saw last week you guys saw what happened to me. Everyone gave me an update on what was going on with everyone else, is there something else you wanted to tell me?”

“But Baekhyun almost slit your throat. They were going to slaughter you! Jiyong lied to you and sent us on a self-destructive path, who knows what the Jiho guy had to do with all of this but I can guarantee that he isn’t innocent. How are you just going to pretend that everything is okay?”

“Because my only other option is to leave all of you behind, is that what you want? I still have my bags packed if you would like to drive me to the airport.” I try to stand up but Luhan’s hold on me tightens.

“You aren’t going anywhere,” Luhan snarls, he glares at Kris. “What the hell do you think you are doing?”

“I’m trying to realistic, she had this really traumatic experience and she is just blowing it off, how are none of you concerned?”

“How do you want me to handle this?” I muse.

“She is past it,” Suho snaps, “why the hell are you trying to hold on to all that shit?”

“I just don’t want to have this idea in my head that everything is going to be okay but tomorrow or the day after you could decide that you don’t want to deal with us and life with Jiyong is so much better. I can’t handle you leaving us again,” The giant answers honestly breaking my heart. I leave Luhan’s embrace to go to him, pulling him in to my arms I rest his head against my chest and my chin on his head.

“You got me daddy, don’t worry,” I reassure him softly. “I’m sorry for being gone.”

He wraps his arms around my waist, “I’m sorry for letting you go. You are never leaving us again, got it?” I lean away to give him a stern look, he groans, “Unless it’s work related or Jiyong’s time, okay?”

“Whatever you say Daddy!” I chuckle.

“God, I’ve missed that word from your lips!” He surprises me by scooping me up off the ground into a tight hug.

“Now is everyone good? Anyone else want to tell me their worries because now is the time.”

“I haven’t been able to get you at all, that’s all I want,” Chen whines cutely. I pat Kris’s chest so the giant will let me down.

“Well get up lets go!” I say with a  big smile.

“Go where?” Half of them echo.

“To play!” I giggle mischievously as I run out of the dining room to the living room where I find the floor to ceiling windows that open to the steaming pool. It’s probably only 40 degrees outside but that doesn’t stop me from pushing open the windows and peeling off my clothes until I’m left in just my underwear. I jump into the warm water before the boys even have the chance to grab me.

“Baby!” A few of the yell in concern. I pop out of the water and tread in the center of the pool with a big grin on my face.

“What do you think you are doing? It’s absolutely freezing out here! You are going to get sick!” Chen worries holding his hand out to me, “You need to get out right now!”

“The pool is heated, it’s fine! Come on! We never used this pool the whole time I was here now seems like the perfect time!”

“Jooyoung get out right now!” Kyungsoo orders.

I stick my tongue at them, “Come and make me.”

Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Kai, and Xiumin are trying their best not to crack a smile and failing horribly. Baekhyun is the first to begin stripping out of his jeans and shirt, followed by the other three.

“What are you guys doing?” Suho scoffs.

“Going to get her,” Chanyeol muses and he jumps into the water.

“Come on daddy Chen,” I sing, “Don’t you want you play with me?”

“What if you get sick?” He nags.

I swim up to the edge a pear up and him, “Then you can just nurse me back to health, until then…” I surprise the man by grabbing him arm and pulling him in. “Who is next?” They all stare at me dumbstruck for a moment. “Sorry I forgot to act little.”

Tao smiles, “Forget about acting big or little how you are acting now is adorable. I see you’ve been working out.” He jumps in and pulls me away from the wall, “Look at my strong girl.”

“I learned how to kick some ass, maybe we can try sparing again.”

He grins, “I can’t wait.”

“You can not just pretend you did not pull me, fully clothed, into the pool!” Chen roars as he swims our way.

“Ah Daddy help! Daddy Jongdae is going to get me!” I scream as I swim towards the large group of boys already in the water. Kai catches me and holds me tight in one arm and holds his hyung away with the other.

“Fuck it! Everyone in the pool!” Suho decides, the last six standing on land finally join us.

“Does this mean I’m not in trouble for not listening?” I coo.

“Hell no,” Kyungsoo chimes with a smile, “we are just going to have some fun before hand!”

“I think I’m going to enjoy this new Joo,” Baekhyun smirks, “She is going to be a bit more trouble but a lot more fun.”

“Oh you have no idea!”


Okay lovelies I have a question for the readers who aren’t exo fans or kpop fans in general. Did you look up them up to see what they look like or did you just make up an image of them in your head?

OXENFREE ASK MEME —— PART 1

“ who’s henry fonda? “
i’m not even gonna tell this story.
“ i don’t know how people math works. “
“ we should get a quick picture, all of us. “
“ it’ll take three minutes, tops. “
“ i’ve already made everyone uncomfortable so.
“ i can tell i’m gonna have a really good time. “
“ the adventure awaits! “
“ oh god. “
you can pretend i’m like a stray dog and can’t understand.
“ i hear you over there. “
“ who are you? “
“ i guess this is happening now! this is a thing that is happening.  “
“ listen to yourself.
“ so what’s the, uh, what’s the, like, thing to do here other than obviously go skinny dipping and get murdered by jason krueger? “
“ we are here to drink and be stupid. “
“ enough stalling! “
hey, did you know that it’s named after some guy named dick harden.
“ things are kinda going psycho all over. “
“ on a scale of one to ten, how weird is it going to be? “
“ gonna take a little magic trip to cupcake town.
“ fortune favors the bold. “
“ i think i mismeasured the magic. “
shut up.
“ hello. dear. tell everyone hello. “
“ don’t know if leave is possible. “
“ is. leave. possible.  “
“ are you going to answer it or what? “
“ it’s like the world is conspiring against us, i swear to god. “
“ don’t don’t gimme that look. “
god, i haven’t heard this in forever.
“ i am so tired of this funhouse bull crap. “
“ humming like a barracuda. “
“ you used to come here a lot as a kid?
“ i need to drink more milk or something. “
“ i…think…we’re dealing…with…ghosts. “
“ you don’t care do you. “
no please keeping going.
“ don’t come anywhere near me. “
“ this night has turned banana bread, really fast. “
“ you’re just going to stand there, politely. “
“ i’m not going anywhere near you.
“ can you just do us a favor? “
“ my doctor’s not gonna be happy with my blood pressure this year. “
“ can’t things stay normal for like two friggin’ seconds. “

anonymous asked:

Sheith for the otp meme?

agghhh I love sheith so much I’m sorry

  • Which one sexts like a straight white boy?
    • Keith, but only the occasional stolen meme from the paladin group chat
  • Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?
    • Shiro doesn’t cry too much but there’s always at least a sniffle and single tear.
  • Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?
    • Keith did it and he’s not even sorry the explosion looked cool
  • Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?
    • Shiro did it once and Keith just pretended it wasn’t happening
  • Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?
    • Shiro does it all the time and around the fourth time he gets kicked to the couch
  • Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon?
    • They only watch quality TV- that’s a lie they watch cryptid hunting shows together all the time
  • Who laughs more during sex?
    • Shiro does but that’s cause Keith unintentionally does really cute things and he’s just so adorable sometimes 
  • WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?
    • Keith, it’s a blessing to be spooned by Shiro

thatrandomfandomperson  asked:

Creepypasta stupid internet challenges head canons

Ben is a lets player and isnt ashamed. I dont know if thatd be considered a challenge but it is a trend


Toby was on of the planking people but was really bad at it


Jeff has literally done every internet challenge ever no one can stop him now

Liu was the one who recorded jeff doing every internet challenge ever. Also probably dumped a bucket of ice water on jeff at some point


Eyeless Jack tried doing a Ouija board thing with a few other pastas but nothing happened (jeff probably pretended to move it but jack being the psychic cutie he is saw through it)


Laughing Jack doesn’t know what the internet is


Jane is the actual embodiment of the 100 layers challenge 


Otis does those “draw with your left hand” or “draw blindfolded” challenges


Dina made up her own thing where you guess which person is evil and stab them. (hint they were all evil. she essential made a snuff film)

sally did the cinnomin challenge once. once.


Tim once drank an entire bottle of wine in like 5 seconds at a party and uploaded it to youtube


Brian was on of the people included in the Ouija board thing


Mitsuko did the goretober thing

fic: how people move

a/n: college!au where team seven are on a road trip back to school and naruto forgets his best friends are in love (sasusaku, team 7 dynamics)


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Naruto doesn’t remember falling asleep on the way to Sakura’s but Sasuke’s old Mazda screeches piercingly when it stops, probably waking up the entire street at this point without even using the horn. How many assholes do you need to wake up a single neighborhood? Just one Uchiha.

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Character Meta-Disrespect: The Douchewaffle Effect

I’m sure it’s happened to you, you play a villain, or someone otherwise really well known for a thing. Maybe they’re extremely intelligent in canon and everyone recognizes it. Maybe they’re feared by literally everyone, because of their moods and talent. Perhaps they’re known for tortures beyond belief, or maybe they are the cutest person on the planet (literally, there was an actual competition in the canon.)

But when you roleplay them, suddenly no one adheres to this. Suddenly that smart character gets talked down to and patronized. Suddenly that villain is treated like tch, so what? That torturer’s threats are completely dismissed, and that cuteness? Whatever, they’ve seen better. You’re not that cute. They’ve seen cuter lichen.

… My response in short is don’t fucking do that to someone, what the hell, you rude ass piece of flamingo turd. In long, let’s explore it.

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anonymous asked:

How would the companions react to sole dying and then coming back to life?

(For future reference I won’t normally do these because I can’t write for shit but I’ll do this one because I like it– it’s more like a fic than a reaction)

It had been a quiet day in Sanctuary. Soon however, the peaceful suburbs were filled with angry grunts and gunshots as a massive hoard of super mutants overtook the settlement. Soon enough the heavily armored settlers destroyed the hoard, but at a moment too late. Sole had been shot and bled out right there on the pavement. After little deliberation, everyone decided that the Hero of the Commonwealth deserved a proper burial. They buried sole in one of the more scenic areas of the wastes, and took their respective times to grieve and cope over their loss. That was, until several months later, the sole surviver woke up. They crawled up from the brittle ground, with no idea of how this could have happened.

Cait- Unsure of what to do next, Sole wandered aimlessly around the commonwealth for a while. Eventually they became malnourished and irradiated, so much so that they didn’t notice that they had stumbled into a feral ghoul hoard and were being slowly torn apart. Before they had time to fight back, several shots rang out from the wasteland and took out all of the foes. Sole turned to see Cait behind them, gun in hand, “Getting yerself into trouble beyond the grave now I see?” She questioned, but dole could see the slight horror behind her tough exterior, but it faded quickly. Cait was always one to accept things for what they were. “Ah well come on now. You can tell me all about your resurrection or whatever you’re calling it later. Let’s get out of harms way first.”

Curie- When sole found Curie helping with injuries and sicknesses in Sanctuary, they were met with a puppy dog expression of confusion. “Madame/Monsieur… I don’t think I understand…” she began to feverently  measure Sole’s vitals, checking their blood pressure and dilation. Sole insisted that they felt fine and that they were, indeed, alive and well. When Curie still didn’t understand, sole explained that there are some things in the world that can’t be explained by science.

Codsworth- As Sole stumbled back into Sanctuary Hills, the first voice she heard was so fitting. He would always be the reminder of where they come from. “Ma'am/Sir, is it really you? They all said you weren’t coming back” he spoke. Sole explained simply that they were gone but they are back now. “Wonderful!” Codsworth said, “Next time, try not to leave for so long!”

Danse- Unable to find the Paladin as easily as the rest (seeing as he didn’t usually patron cities like Diamond City or Goodneighbor), Sole eventually made it to the Prydwen only to be told that nobody had seen Danse in a long time–not since sole died. Rumor had it that he had left the brotherhood, continuing its mission as a nomadic rogue. When sole eventually found Danse clearing out a synth warehouse, he responded with only silence at the sight. Sole couldn’t tell if he was angry or afraid, but they both stood there for a few minutes with substantial distance between them. All of a sudden to Sole’s surprise, Danse ran over to them and embraced tightly. He said weakly, “I don’t care what happen or how you’re back Soldier–Don’t leave me again.”

Deacon- He was the only that Sole didn’t go looking for once they got back. They knew that eventually he would find them. On a quiet night as Sole sat down for a drink at the Third Rail, a stranger three seats down cleared their throat. “Goddamn. I didn’t ACTUALLY think that the rumors were true–but I wanted to see for myself,” the man said. Sole knew immediately it was Deacon from his voice. They turned to see his bespectacled figure. “So what–you’re like the new Jesus now? I mean technically you’ve come back to life twice– you’re like Jesus on steroids. Congrats.” Sole chuckled and bought him a drink. He made mildly offensive Jesus jokes the rest of the night and they just picked up where they left off, ignoring the original situation.

Dogmeat- Sole lit up once they heard the familiar jingle of Dogmeat’s collar. They turned around and saw the rugged German Shepard in the distance, foraging for food scraps. They watched as he picked his head up, catching a new scent. Seeing this, sole yelled “Here Boy!” And he came barreling towards them. He nuzzled Sole as he approached, giving them a normal greeting. To him this had been no different than sole going on one of their long trips.

Hancock- Sole could already smell the musty stench of old liquor and smoke–signaling the Mayor’s long winded bender even as they ascended the spiral staircase to his office. As Sole opened the door, they found Hancock slumped too casually over his sofa, eyes barely open and Jet needle in hand. He notices them slowly and begins let’s out a raspy laugh. “Man, this shit IS strong,” he chuckled. Sole explained how they had died and come back and how they are really there and not a hallucination. “Sure kid. You’re the goddamn messiah and I’m one of the founding fathers,” he protested. To this, Sole just gave him a hurt look. How could he not believe them? Seeing this, however, he shot up from his slouch and grabbed them by the shoulders. His casual tone changed to a much more earnest one. “Is…it really you?” He whispered. Sole nodded, and he bowed his head in relief. “This better fucking not be a bad trip… because i don’t think I can do this alone anymore.”

Macready- Sole knew exactly where the mercenary would be–right where they had first found him. Sole approached the back room of the third rail and heard nothing but a distinct clicking noise. They entered to see Macready slumped against the couch, bruised and scarred from what presumably was a bad beating, wistfully revolving the barbell of his gun. Sole said his name, and he looked up with sincere confusion. “You-you’re alive?” He questioned. Sole explained what had happened, and then asked why he was so badly beaten. “I’ve been holding up here since you left. I figured someone like you might come along and I could pretend like nothing had changed. But staying in one place isn’t the best choice for a mercenary–people who want to find me knew where to fine me,” he said pointing to a particularly awful black eye, “But that’s all in the past now. You’re back, and… I guess that’s all there is to it” he finished with a smirk.

Nick- After entering the familiar smoke filled detective agency, sole was surprised to find that Nick was not at all shocked by them. “Well kiddo, I guess now we’re a lot more alike than we ever thought.” Sole paused for a moment, and then realized that he believed they were replaced by a synth. After repeatedly explaining that they couldn’t be, Nick wouldn’t budge. Finally sole pulled out a pocket knife and swiftly sliced open a small cut in their hand. Upon seeing the blood, Nick paused for a moment and then wrapped sole in a tight hug. “Shit kid, don’t do that again”

Piper- “Well this is an interesting turn of events” the writer commented as soon as Sole walked into Publick occurrences. “This… is impossible right? You died–you were dead. How can you be here right now?” Sole explained how the situation happened from their perspective. “So what now, Blue,” she replied, “You’re a god? You’re immortal?” Sole sensed her skepticism through her sarcasm, and told her again as sincerely as possible that they weren’t an imposter of a synth. “I’m still not sure if I buy it, but it sure does make a damn fine story,” Piper settled.

Preston- Going to Sanctuary first after coming back, Preston was one of the first people Sole looked for. It wasn’t until they approached him very closely  that he began to even acknowledge that it could be them. “H-how did you?” Sole explained that they didn’t know what had happened but that they were really back now. Preston then shed his dutiful  exterior and embraced them, grinning and laughing. “General, we can figure it all out later. It’s just great to have you back.”

Strong- Sole was met mostly from confusion when they found Strong. He loosely inspected them and said, “Strong was wrong about humans. Some humans much stronger than others.”

X6-88- The Courser looked noticeably skeptical when he first saw sole. They stood in silence for several moments, and they could tell that he was deliberating something. Finally, he came to a conclusion. “You know what, I don’t care how you got back. You’re here now, that’s what matters. We have work to do,”

anonymous asked:

the peculiar children as parents!

@mademoisellepeculiar did these too, they were really good so check them out!

Jacob- The “gullible parent”, his children think he falls for anything and is a pushover but he really doesn’t want his kids to feel like his parents made him feel. What if they REALLY are telling the truth?
Emma- The “cool mom”, she pretty much takes her kids do whatever, but she can also be terrifying if she is angry, because… Emma.
Bronwyn- She is already a mom in the books tbh, best mom, 10/10
Hugh- The dad that is obsessed with “bonding”. Probably establishes a bi-weekly game night and goes on family vacations all the time, pretty relaxed dad, probably wakes his kids up at 6 AM and is like “WHOS READY TO GO ROCK CLIMBING?!”
Fiona- Strict-ish, not overly strict but protective and doesn’t want anyone to get hurt. Goes on Picnics, camping trips, and hikes all the time.
Enoch- Is he even a dad or just the super chill guy who drives them places and gives them meals, the most chill parent, probably calls his kids out on being dumb and goes to amusement parks. Enoch at Build-a-bear, he makes a small plushie army.
Horace- Helicopter parent, he has had enough nightmares about what can happen to children. He spoils his kids and give rare but great hugs.
Millard- Probably wouldn’t be because… you know… even if he did get married I just can’t picture him with kids? But, Uncle Millard? Playing EXTREME hide and seek, helping them study, exaggerating his adventures into bedtime stories. (I guess you could just pretend he does that all with his own kids? I don’t know)
Olive- Takes her kids of spontaneous vacations, Disney World, Hawaii, those sort of places, a lot of movie nights, also a cool mom
Claire- Hard to picture Claire as a parent because she is a BABY, but best big sister/aunt, takes the kids to the city, and movies, and ice skating

Also

MISS PEREGRINE AS A GRANDMOTHER OH GOSH

Love Letters for the Signs
  • Aries:
  • do you remember that time that we went to the river and everyone was jumping off the edge of the bank and we argued for ten minutes about who was going to go first because you wanted to and i said that i did too well i was actually terrified but i wanted to go first and make sure it was safe for you because you mean everything to me
  • Taurus:
  • i forgot to eat today i forgot to eat today and yesterday and im sitting on my bed wondering why i can't remember to feed myself and i realised it's because you're not here and i miss you and i know that i should learn to take care of myself but im afraid that if i do you'll never need to come back so please come back before i starve
  • Gemini:
  • i used to hate the way that you made me yell down the stairs after i made a loud noise to let you know that i was okay and sometimes i'd yell as soon as I dropped the laptop/desk drawer/picture frame to beat you to the shouting bit but for the last thirty minutes I've been sporadically dropping all of my book down the stairs hoping you'll call up because i want to hear your voice
  • Cancer:
  • there's a sound that you make that i try to avoid at all costs because the first time that I heard it i froze i froze inside of it and i let it's beautiful anguish swaddle me until i was sure that i would drown inside you and that was okay but i swore that if i survived i would never make you sad and i survived so please love me back
  • leo:
  • i've never been able to understand the way that you look at me like you are going to swallow me whole between sips of your coffee so sometimes/always i try to remind you that i'm poisonous and i always try to remind you that i'm defective and you always kiss me hard in the middle of my forehead and i think that's why i'll never stop loving you
  • virgo:
  • let's make a bet that in ten years i'll still be sleeping next to you every night and if you win and i'm not sleeping next to you every night then you get to break into my tastefully large and likely extremely expensive house and curl up beside me because you know i still save the left side of the bed for you and if i win and i'm still sleeping next to you every night then we'll call it even because i already have everything i've ever wanted
  • Libra:
  • every time that you touch me i feel my skin go translucent under your finger tips and i remember what it is like to feel skin against my skin and i know that you can see right through me and i know that you know what I'm thinking but it doesn't really matter because i felt your skin against my skin and i know that nothing will feel real until you touch me again
  • Scorpio:
  • the last time that i saw you was in a dream and for some reason i thought that if i could talk to dream you then maybe dream you could give real you a message from me and i was just wondering if it worked and if it did then why haven't i heard from you so just in case it didn't work i told dream you to tell real you that i haven't forgotten us
  • Sagittarius:
  • have you ever wondered what would have happened if we had never met do you think that we would be okay like do you think that we would find happiness without each other because i was thinking about it and i think that i would still feel like something was missing even if i didn't know that it was my most important something
  • Capricorn:
  • So I'm sitting on the curb nursing another twisted knee and i realise that even though i know that you could leave me broken i will still follow you to the ends of the earth and through every stitched cut and relocated shoulder that would have never been dislocated if we had just stayed on the path like i had suggested i'll remember our first night when you taught me to nurse my wounds and fade old scars and it will be worth it
  • Aquarius:
  • sometimes i wish that i could burrow through your iris to the part of your skull where you feel all of the secrets and regrets slowly spilling into the stomach acid that you pretend you aren't choking on and i'm hoping that you'll find relief if i take some of the pressure but you have to let me in because i promise your demons don't scare me
  • Pisces:
  • you've always made the decisions when it comes to what we are going to eat or who's bed we're going to sleep in and i guess it's because i'm never really sure of anything and sometimes i'm afraid of what might happen if i make the wrong choice but with you i feel safe and i want you to know that even though i'm never really sure of anything i'm completely sure of this so maybe just trust me this time

theofellinahole  asked:

thiam ( cuz everybody wants to know who's bitchier )

who is more likely to hurt the other?

Emotionally? Liam. Physically? Theo.

who is emotionally stronger?

Liam, which is actually kinda depressing because even though he’s better at emotions than Theo, he’s still kinda an emotional dumpster fire.

who is physically stronger?

Probably Theo, although they constantly get into fights about it. The amount of arm wrestles those two have gotten into is ridiculous and makes Tracy roll her eyes so hard.

who is more likely to break a bone? 

Intentionally? Theo. Accidentally? Liam. Both have happened a few times.

who knows best what to say to upset the other? 

Liam, but he always feels terrible afterwards and will apologize endlessly for weeks on end in every way he can think of. Theo plays it off like it doesn’t effect him that much, but it hurts him more than he can ever say or even fully comprehend.

who is most likely to apologise first after an argument? 

Neither. They will literally do ANYTHING besides apologize. It usually ends up with them just forgetting it, but one time it was so bad that the rest of the Pack literally had to have an intervention it got so bad.

who treats who’s wounds more often? 

They’re both big babies and refuse to admit they’re hurt, especially in front of the other, so they sneak off to get Mason to help- he’s there Emissary, fight me - but after they’re both better, they collapse in each others arms, them healing each other in ways only they can for each other.

who is in constant need of comfort? 

Both of them are so frickin’ needy, it’s ridiculous. They literally cannot go more than a few hours without touching, without knowing the other is there and is theirs.

who gets more jealous? 

Both. Lets just say, they both might have almost got arrested at different points because SOME PEOPLE don’t know that Theo and Liam belong to each other and neither likes to share.

who’s most likely to walk out on the other? 

Theo, because he can tell when it’s getting too much and he’s about to say or do something that he can’t take back. And Liam usually lets him cool off for a bit and then goes to find him. They both whisper I’m sorry, I love you in between kisses and that’s the closest they’ll get to apologizing and the closest to admitting just how scared they are of losing each other.

who will propose? 

I don’t think they’d get married, not really seeing the point, but if they would I think it’d be a, like, dare the other type of thing, half joking, half serious, depending on how the other responds.

who has the most difficult parents?

Definitely not Theo.

who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? 

Theo at first, because Liam isn’t sure how to act or what Theo wants him to do, but after a while, they both do.

who comes up for the other all the time? 

Liam will do it right away, Theo will bide his time and then……. /Defend/ Liam late at night with his fists.

who hogs the blankets? 

Theo. One of the times Liam accidentally broke one of Theo’s bones is when he kept hogging the blankets so Liam kicked him and ended up breaking his leg. And then Theo broke one of Liam’s fingers.

who gets more sad? 

Liam lets it show a little bit more, but they’ve both been through a lot and have a lot to be sad about.

who is better at cheering the other up? 

With words? Liam. With his mouth? Theo.

who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly joke

Well, Liam makes silly, and lame, jokes. And Theo hits him. I wouldn’t necessarily call it a playful slap, but jokes and a hand making contact with flesh does happen.

who is more streetwise?

Theo. Liam is a little sheltered puppy.

who is more wise?

Well, they’re both dumbasses, but I guess Theo is slightly more wise, although Liam pretends he does.

who’s the shyest? 

Probably Liam. He’s not necessarily shy, but he’s not as comfortable walking around half naked and isn’t quite as comfortable in his own skin as Theo.

who boasts about the other more? 

They’re both such proud boyfriends, but they’d never admit it to the other.

who sits on who’s lap? 

Liam sits on Theo’s. Theo once tried to sit on Liam’s lap and almost broke both his legs.