guess where this was a t

  • Remus: where do you want to go tonight?
  • Sirius: bar
  • Remus: but wouldn't it be nice to go somewhere fancier?
  • Sirius: bar
  • Remus: but, like, a nice dinner, romantic-
  • Sirius: bar
  • Remus: but don't you think-
  • Sirius: bAAAR
  • Remus: but-
  • Sirius: baaaaaarrrrr
  • Remus: *opens mouth*
  • Sirius: BAR
  • Remus:
  • Sirius: bar
  • Remus: I guess we're going to a bar tonight.
  • America: 9:01! Germany is officially late for the first time ever. All right let's do this, who's got theories?
  • Japan: Uh... his alarm didn't go off.
  • America: All three alarms? All with battery back up? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
  • Russia: Ooh, he was taken in his sleep.
  • America: That's what I'm talking about. Super dark, Russia, but way more plausible than Japan's idiotic alarm clock theory.
  • Italy: I bet he tucked himself into bed too tight and got stuck.
  • Romano: Hmm, maybe he fell into another dimension where he’s interesting?
  • [Britain sees the group huddled around the door.]
  • Britain: It's 9:00 AM, why hasn’t the world meeting started?
  • America: Germany is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why.
  • Britain: I'd like to play. I'd say he’s... in line at the bank. This is fun.
  • America: It is fun. But you're all wrong. He clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man.
  • [Germany runs into the room.]
  • America: There he is! Germany! Where have you been? We've been worried sick, do you care to explain yourself?
  • Germany: I'm just 70 seconds late. It's not a big deal, don't worry about it.
  • Britain: Germany, you will tell us, and you will tell us now.
  • Germany: …There was a problem at the bank.
  • Britain: *claps his hands together* HOT DAMN!
My Future Wife, LeFou!

Originally posted by softtroublemaker

Originally posted by luuuuuke-evans

Title: My Future Wife, LeFou!
Words: 2,456 
Pairing: GastonxReader
Warnings: Little Bit of Swearing
A/N: Oh dear god I can’t find any Gaston stories I like so I guess I’ll just write my fucking own I guess that’s the only way I’ll ever be happy so enjoy my Luke Evans thirst

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Move On (Newt Scamander X Reader)

Requested: Yes

@arianaelffairy : could you do an imagine where reader is newts wife and they come back to new york and tina gets jelly legs (jealous). Maybe a bit of smut or full out smut.

Word Count: 877

A/N: I’m sorry to say that I do not write smut, however, I still wrote the story with a little (or quite large) twist! I didn’t mean for things to get so sad and emotional but I guess it just happened? Arg, I’ sorry for changing it so much and I’m sorry if it’s bad. Oh well, thanks for reading anyways!

*****

“She’ll be thrilled! Queenie too, I’m sure. It has been a while since we’ve seen them last but they’ll definitely be happy for us?”

You raise an eyebrow at your husband skeptically, and he sighs. You nervously fidget your wedding ring, a habit you had obtained after your marriage to Newt. It felt comforting and was definitely better than biting your fingernails.

“That last part sounded like a question. Are you sure Tina won’t freak out? We both know how much she likes you…”

He shrugs, “It’s not my fault I fell in love with you. She’ll understand, you know how much she cares about you, about all of us.”

You smile, still feeling nervous about seeing your friends again. It has been over three months since you’ve last seen the Goldstein sisters and you were excited, though nervous to see how they’d react. You loved them and you knew they loved you too, but you didn’t want to create any unnecessary conflict or drama…

“Should be quite alright.” he continues, grabbing your hand. “Besides, she’s a strong one. A little surprise won’t kill her.”

*****

“WHAT? YOU MARRIED HIM? HOW COULD YOU?” Tina screams, smacking you across the face, leaving a scorching red mark.

Okay, so that isn’t exactly what happened but you wished that Tina had slapped you instead of doing what she actually did. It would have broken your heart less.

Instead, her eyes widened, shining sadly as she stood beside you, silently taking everything in. She was definitely the opposite of thrilled. Queenie noticed this, and took her hand gently, giving it a reassuring squeeze.
You could’ve sworn your heart had just shattered into pieces.

“Dinner will be ready shortly!” Queenie says brightly, attempting to light up the mood.
Tina nods and walks out of the kitchen and to her room. You could see her shaking slightly, her eyes glazed. You flinch when you hear the door slam quickly. You look over at Newt to see whether he felt as uncomfortable as you did. Looking concerned, he starts to follow Tina to her room but you quickly extend your arm, stopping him in his tracks.

“I’ve got this,” you whisper into his ear and he sighs. “We don’t want to make this worse.”

Taking a deep breath, you walk to her room and knock gently on her door. She creaks it open and you see only her eyes, red and puffy. You would have taken the slap across the face instead of this without hesitation, it would be better than seeing your best friend so…unhappy. She opens the door wide enough for you to slip in.

You gently take her hand and sit her down on her bed. She slumps, looking down at the decorative bed spread and you sigh, plopping down next to her.
You can tell that she’s holding it in for your sake but she shivers, and you lean closer to her for support.

“(Y/N), I’m s-sorry,” she murmurs, tears streaking across her pale face. “I’m overreacting, I should be celebrating with you! But here I am, crying over a guy who I never had a chance with…”

She trails off, and your heart breaks again, if even possible.

“Shhh, Tina. I’m so sorry! I wouldn’t have married him if I knew what it’d do to you! I’m such a bad friend I’m so-”

She cuts you off, the smallest traces of a smile lingering on her face. She shakes her head.

“No, he makes you happy and that’s all that matters to me.”

“But-”

“(Y/N), I will be able to move on. I love you and I am truly content that you and Newt have found each other. Don’t worry about me. My heart will mend, eventually…”
She becomes silent once more and you hug her, pulling her close and the two of you stay like that, not daring to move a muscle.

*****

“Do you love her?” Tina barely whispers to Newt, as both of them watched you and Queenie play with the Mooncalves.

Newt blinks, more worried than surprised. But he answers without hesitation.

“Yes. More than anything. She completes me and I hope that I mean as much to her as she does to me.”

Tina nods, “She does.”

She walks silently away on the balls of her toes but Newt reaches out to stop her.

“Listen, Tina. I’m sorry for the pain I’ve caused you, but please don’t blame (Y/N). Blame me. I’m terribly sorry and if there’s anything I can do…”

She blinks back tears again, however this time she didn’t think they were tears of sadness. Just tears of understanding and something else…an unidentifiable emotion. Perhaps happiness or relief.

“I don’t blame either of you.” she murmurs, a small, but very real smile spreading across her face.

“I promise that there is someone out there for you, and I vow that I will help you find that someone.”

She nods appreciatively and heads towards the exit of his case.

“I’ll move on,” she calls, not turning back to face him. “I always do.”

Queenie smiles, closing her eyes in bliss. A strong and powerful girl, she was. And she was proud to be able to call Tina her sister.

anonymous asked:

im readinng new chapter of reverse and got to this part where they're discussing food: "“Sushi is better,” Yugito puts in as she reenters the kitchen, Utakata just behind her." AND I MISREAD IT AS SHISUI. so im here imagining the poor guy clinging to kakashi like "you have to help! it's not just your boyfriend anymore - HIS KIDS WANT TO EAT ME TOO." also, guess who has just become kurama's new favorite. he's so proud of her *wipes a single motherly tear*

Made even better by the fact that I totally typed “Shisui” the first time around and didn’t catch it until I went back to edit. xD

Just chillin’ (Tyler x Reader) fluffy short

Originally posted by jiminy-krispies

(( gif not mine ))

(A/n): this is great tho

Request:  Could you do a Tylerxreader where teamiplier is doing an icebath challenge, and when it’s readers turn something goes wrong with the camera and they need to take a timeout to fix it, but reader is already in the bath like oh well and has no self preservation. So team goes to fix it while she chills (ha) in the bath, and it takes longer than they thought. So when they come back, reader isn’t near death, but definitely has hypothermia, and everyone’s like oh shit get out. Cue Tyler being the hero!

Warnings: none? swearing? fluffy heck?

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“Guess who’s turn it is~!”

“Yours?”

“I already went-” Mark laughed.

“Fuck..”

(Y/n) flickered her eyes around the faces closest to her, also letting them pierce the camera’s lens.

“I have balls of steel!” she declared, pulling a funny face. She flexed her arms and channeled a low voice “I will fight this challenge.”

“Please don’t.” commented her knight, offering (Y/n) a kind stare.

The girl threw at him a dopey smile, blowing the tall male a kiss. Tyler ony rolled his blue eyes, and hushed himself from smiling. Instead, he narrowed his gaze at his girlfriend.

“And here we see a front line nurse leaving her husband to serve in World War Two. Nineteen forty- colourized.” joked Ethan, hauling up the camera to meet (Y/n)’s face which looked absolutely devastated. The girl walked slowly backward- away from Tyler and to the tub.

“Remember mE-!” (Y/n) shrieked, dropping a bit of her foot below the water’s surface.

The boys laughed, almost masking (Y/n)’s comment of how the temperature didn’t actually bother her much. Hastily, she submerged herself- propping up her arms lazily on the edges of the bath with her legs crossed.

“I fully expected her to scream.” admitted Mark. Tyler giggled before Ethan spoke up in shamefully confusion.

“Mark, the camera keeps glitching… still. Do you want to switch it to the one in the studio?”

Mark double glanced at the blue haired male and nodded “Yeah. Before we start reading off the questions; that’d be smart”

As the trio pooled around the door, Ethan didn’t forget to ask (Y/n) if she was okay with them leaving for ‘like three seconds’. She said:

“Yeah, I’m totally okay with that- this shit is relaxing.”

The group thought of her as being sarcastic and offering up a joke- they promised the girl they’d be quick and pushed themselves out of the bathroom.

(Y/n) chuckled thickly, looking back ahead of her. The painted wall sent her blank stares.

Alone, she sighed, dipping lower into the liquid. (Y/n) gently shut her eyelids, absorbing the cool caress of the water from around her. She knew she wasn’t joking- this was extremely relaxing. Having idle ice cubes tickle past her clothed and not clothed skin.

The soft noises of a grandfather clock hummed about, showing endless support. Time skipped past her mind in a rush.

They were taking a while.

With blocked vision, (Y/n) couldn’t see how pale her skin was getting. Or how it was beginning to cascade quaint blue on all ends.

They were taking a while.

Looks like she couldn’t feel it.

“Okay- okay, we have the better camera.” finally called Ethan, re entering the restroom; his friends following.

“Wait, (Y/n)- (Y/n)!”

Mellowdramatic whines charmed the walls, conveying certain concern for the girl in the ceramic tub. She opening her eyes to their words.

“Que?” she jokes, lifting her head briefly.

“Get out of the fucking water-!” the shorter brunette demanded dumbly, on the stand of laughing.

“But we have the shit to–” (Y/n) came to her own defence.

Futile, though, her words were. They were physically cut short by a literal chest.

Tyler had wasted little to no time with words- knowing it only to be an effort that would have gone unrecognized. He had, in a more literal sense, swept (Y/n) off her ass.

Plucking her from the cold fluids, all at once she rested easy; cradled in Tyler’s arms. The course of action was quick, and sweet.

“Ty?” (Y/n) inquired, allowing herself to be held. The boy walked, with the girl as his cargo, over away from the bath. They watched when Ethan and Mark spilled giggles, making quick work of setting up the camera.

The broken camera laid somewhere upon the counters.

“Yeah?” responded Tyler, gripping his arms tighter.

“Can’t you give me like a blanket or something? If it’s really this bad.”

“I think this is fine.” Tyler stated.

“I can warm you on my own.”

That phrase did a jolly good job at silencing (Y/n).

“So stop being stupid and let me~” the male laughed. Funnily, he buried his warm face in the bend of (Y/n)’s stomach. At least he knew he was blushing- the sudden heat residing in his cheeks was harnessed to his advantage.

She couldn’t see it, similar to her own colour, but Tyler and herself were contrasting. Blue to red.

The sound of a snapshot rang clear. It was pointed in the couple’s general direction.

“This camera maybe can’t record, but it can take wicked photos!” Ethan cheered.

The girl of blue and man clad with red positioned in the photo bleed playful joy. Perfect hero for a dumb would be travesty.

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(A/n): wow look I wrote something

So, This Happened

So I wrotevtgis yesterday in gym and I guess I kinda spaced out, cuz I planned on writing a poem on something else, and it kinda turned Anti themed? But here it is:

Pitch within black
Within grey…

You’re stuck,aren’t you?

You’re a foolish Thing, aren’t you?

Devouring thing,
Monstrous thing
Ripping ,tearing ,burning .

They flat underneath
You like paper dolls
Whipped by the wind

Look here,look there

You’re a BLOODY thing,aren’t you?

You knew your limits
And bounded past
Them
Creeping
Frightening
Intoxicating
You’re addicted to it.

And it’s name?

FEAR.

( again, I dunno where this came from really, but….enjoy my weird poetry????)
*quietly and awkwardly shuffles away *

/////Anti smiles, the expression oddly soft. “Th́ank̕ ͞yo͢u,̢ ̸m̷y̶ ̴litt̴le̛ r̵aisi̶n̢. ̀N͏o ̢o͢ne͘ ̶h͞a͘s ̛e̶v͞e͟r ͠writ͘ten po̷et͢ry͢ f̷ór me be͠fo̡r͞e̸.“ He jots down a quick note for later, but it’s swallowed by a fragment before it comes into view.

wammy-imagines  asked:

Why is Azula's fire blue? It wast like that when she was little ...

Actually, it can be explained to how she progressed as a firebender. See, in Zuko Alone we see her fire as the normal orange-yellow. That’s hot, but as you can see, blue fire is HOTTER. If you look at her scenes where she lets go of her fire, it turns to the normal orange-yellow tone, meaning it’s cooling. We see it very clearly that her fire turns orange-yellow after letting go of it in The Chase. Also, since she’s the person in the intro, you can see that her fire there also isn’t blue yet. I guess she was younger back then, judging by her petite build at that point. It basically just speaks how capable and how advanced she is as a firebender as she’s the only one who is known to have blue fire.

You’ll never guess where I went today.

I bought three pains au chocolat from Sabine Cheng. She’s let her hair grow out since the hiatus started.

Thanks, Alexiel from the wiki, for telling me about where it is! (At least, I think that was Alexiel, I can’t quite remember.)

Also, yes, I’m currently in Paris, and I’ll be here through the end of May! I’m planning to visit sites from pretty much every episode, and I’ll make sure to post photos!

anonymous asked:

When is part 2 Down to Mephisto’s Cafe coming out? <3

KP: We are filming the rest today and the next part will be released today and then a thread each day after. Unless Andy is too tired after work in which case not until the weekend.

But I’m really excited for where this mini series is going (I think in a way you won’t expect)(but if you pay attention to details then maybe you can guess it XD) and hope y'all like it.

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Ashton + Lily's Apartment - Tuesday, 1:20pm

He simply slid a piece of paper towards her. When she saw what it was, her stomach and the croissant she’d eaten seemed to fall straight down to her feet. The divorce paper she’d given Ashton. He signed it.

“He wanted me to give it to you.”

“…I don’t understand. Why did he send you to do this? Why couldn’t he have given them to me himself? We DO live in the same house together.”

“He’s…gone, Lil.”

“Gone? Where?”

“I don’t know. When he called and asked me to meet him, I didn’t have a clue what was going on. Then he asked me to watch over you and the kids because he was going to sign the paper. I guess he needed to get away once he did because losing you is a cue for him to go off the deep end.”

That explained why Lily hadn’t seen Ashton or at least heard him in his room playing the piano like he usually did each day. She just chalked it up to how things normally were. He tended to keep his distance from her, even under the same roof, for his own reasons.

So this was it? He’d given in and given her what she wanted. Then he simply packed up and left? Wait. “What about the apartment? I don’t step foot in his bedroom. Is it…empty?”

“No. He left his stuff here and from what I could tell, his car is still in the driveway. So he probably just teleported somewhere he couldn’t be found.”



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the-jade-dragon  asked:

Mikenana for the ship ask!

Originally posted by luunaria

i have to thank the fandom for this, as i think their relationship is largely fandom created. and i fucking love it.

i guess i kind of see them both as quiet individuals, where they’re able to read the air between them and float through life that way. but i always think they bring out a lively side of themselves–they’re each other’s alcohol of choice–able to loosen up around others when they’re together. it might make them dependent on each other, but it’s not that they aren’t strong without each other. they’re just better versions of themselves when they’re together. 

Revenge (3)

Description: Part 3 of a kind of AU Marvel series (cause I can’t stick with what the movies have set up idk also i don’t know what Infinity War is gonna be like so)

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader, Bucky Barnes x Reader

Warnings: idk. probably smut? angst? fluff? guess you’ll have to read it to find out

A/N; I’ll probably do a tag list for this series, so if you want in lmk

Part 1 here, Part 2 here

Originally posted by sum1greater

Last Time

“Hey Nat, Tony. Where are Bucky and Y/N? I thought they’d be down by now.” He asked, sitting down at the counter.

Nat finished chewing on her eggs. “They went out.”

Steve stiffened. “Went out?”

“Oh come on gramps, people went out in the 40′s, you know how it is.” She said back.

Steve leaned forward on his forearms, jaw clenched. No way was his best friend stealing his girl.


“Where’d they go?” Steve questioned.

Tony gave him a sideways glance. “Who knows. What’s with the third degree?”

“Nothing.” He replied, getting back up and heading to his room.

Bucky and I came back to the tower a couple hours later. “That was really fun, thanks for taking me out.”

He smiled at me, taking my hand in his as we headed towards the elevator. “Anytime, doll.” 

We got to the main room, talking and laughing. Tony was in the kitchen once again, sitting on a stool. 

“Hey, guys, you might wanna separate before Steve throws you off the top of the tower.” He said, not glancing up.

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anonymous asked:

I don't know if this is the pleace where I should ask this :D but could you make a ranking of Got7 dick size *hide shyly*

lmao I had this conversation with a few friends a while back, it was kinda difficult to rank them. We thought maybe the size of their forearms or height could help us determine their size, but it ended up not helping much. We all thought Yugyeom would have the biggest, but then we also thought Mark… and then Jaebum…

anyways my ranking (from biggest to not so big) would be:
Yugyeom
Mark
Jinyoung
BamBam
Jaebum
Youngjae
Jackson

I don’t really have any particular reason as to why tbh. For Yugyeom, Mark, and Jinyoung I believe they’d be somewhat big since you can sometimes see something as a result of the tight jeans they wear lmao. (Especially Yugyeom) The others are just pure assumptions. Like BamBam could be bigger due to his infamous line, but I mean there’s always a chance he was lying because c'mon he’s a guy.

(Hamlet in Flynn Rider voice)

This is the story of how I died, and my dad, and my mum, and my uncle, and my girlfriend, well after what I said (But I didn’t mean it really! She was just overreacting)  probably my ex-girlfriend, and her dad, whom I accidentally killed, (yeah ok think that might also have influenced our relationship a bit too), and her brother (But he killed me so we’re even I guess?), my friends (ex-friends they were bastards) and I am sorry if I have forgotten anyone.

Ahem where was I ? Oh, so this is the story of how I died, but don’t worry it is actually a very funny story, like come on we even have a jester in the most famous scene (ok he’s been dead 23 years, never mind) and the truth is it isn’t even mine.

This is the story of revenge!

@ people who try and guess where i go to school or where i live:

i don’t post that on my blog for a reason, and if you’re going to ask on anon i’m not going to post it so if u are really curious try and asking off anon and maybe i will tell you😂

oborolover replied to your post “not gonna lie, i’m kinda glad that dragon maid’s last episode is…”

i dunno the creator’s obsession with little kids seems like a pretty valid point for people to be upset about harry

oh, i’m not defending that, the dude is nasty as fuck and i can absolutely see why the anime is controversial even after it toned things down compared to the manga - hell, the shouta episode was enough to make me drop the show personally

but i guess what i was trying to say was that the show was so discourse-inducing, with both its critics and its fans being very passionate about it, that it’s just gotten to the point where i can’t wait for it to be over so people can go back to arguing about literally anything else

I know this blog has turned into 24/7 “Beauty and the Beast” (2017) fangirling at the expense of my other fandoms but let me get this thing out. 

SO ever since the 1991 version the line from Belle “see this where she meets Prince Charming / but she won’t discover that it’s him til chapter three” has been identified as the most transparent piece of foreshadowing in the film. I can’t find a shot of the book in the animation, but there’s an illustration that the ‘camera’ sees for a moment that looks like a hulking animal approaching a girl in a meadow. At the end of the day, “Beauty and the Beast” (at least the 1991 version) is a story about stories. Belle is reading her own story and doesn’t realize it. One thing that bothers me about the 1991 version is that Belle doesn’t seem aware of this the way someone well versed in story structure should be. 

The 2017 version improves on this somewhat because not only do they name drop “Le Mort d’Arthur” and “Romeo & Juliet,” but Belle is very interested in how to break the curse because she’s read this kind of thing before. That’s something that is essential to the structure of fairytales.  Structure is something that is very important to Shakespeare as well (I’m less familiar with “Le Mort d’Arthur” but being a legend/adventure story I imagine similar rules apply). 

Which brings us back to that Chapter 3 line. If this is deliberate foreshadowing, then “chapter” can be easily substituted for “act:” probably based on the five-act structure that Shakespeare uses in his plays. I’ve only seen the film once but I’d put Act 3 in the film between Belle’s rescue from wolves and the end of “Something There.” There are two ways to interpret this. One way is Belle realized the Beast is a really a cursed Prince who should undergo change in order to hammer the moral of the story in Act 3, and recognizes that he must change but doesn’t understand how. 

Or there’s the way I personally like. In the line, Belle calls the character Prince Charming. “Prince Charming” doesn’t necessarily mean that he’s a prince or charming, but rather a romantic partner (male if the protagonist is female but since this film is pretty lax on that kind of thing we’ll let that slide) who represents a solution to the protagonist’s problems. The line in “Something There” where Belle posits that’s “True that he’s no Prince Charming / but there’s something in him / that I simply didn’t see” is a direct call back to the line in “Belle.” 

So what are Belle’s problems that the Beast has proven he can solve during Act 3? She wants adventure and someone to deeply understand her hopes, dreams, and desires. He’s already provided an adventure: learning about magic, going on a quest for his salvation and finding some emotional resolution to her mother’s death. He also shares her love of reading and understanding abstract concepts like Love, Hope, Grief. He doesn’t agree with her necessarily, but he does understand them enough to enter a conversation about them with her. Once he un-learns his dickishness, he even displays gentleness, kindness, and generosity. 

During the concluding scenes to “Something There,” Belle realizes that the Beast (while deeply flawed) is her Prince Charming - someone remarkably suited for her. He’s not flattering or wooing or assumes she should like him (like Gaston) because Belle hates that. It’s at this point she realizes she loves him. 

“So good God why does she leave in the end if that’s the case?” you might be shouting right now. The obvious answer is she doesn’t know if he loves her. He doesn’t say it, and he only asks if she could be happy in the castle. I think she fears he might just be lonely. But the largest fear is one that does get articulated by Belle: “Can anyone be happy if they’re not free?” I don’t think she’s just talking about herself, because in all honestly she chose to come back. There’s no sign after the wolf chase that the Beast would keep her from leaving, so there’s no fear holding her back (this is another reason I get annoyed when people say it’s Stockholm Syndrome but this is already getting long). The Beast isn’t free either. Nobody can truly love in isolation - the Beast from society, Belle from her father, the staff from their loved ones. The Beast needs to let Belle not only to prove that he cares for her needs over his own, but to understand that they both have responsibilities they need to answer for. “Evermore” exemplifies this because in it the Beast holds himself accountable for everything he’s done. He wasn’t cursed for his capriciousness, but because he ignored the needs of the world around him. Belle is needed in that world, the Beast recognizes that need and let’s her go. 

Belle comes back because she loves him, and in doing so truly becomes the conduit between the Beast and the society that he turned his back on even before he was the Beast. If you love your fellow man, they will love you back. When society works well, it’s when we love and take care of each other. That’s what Love, Big Picture Love is, and Belle and the Beast are just a microcosm of that love.