guess what i'm saving up for

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You need to be more self aware. I’m surprised you think you can choose your own image. From the audience’s perspective, you’re just a piglet and a kitten.

Interactions with Mini Earp:
  • *Alice Michelle is around 6 years old now and is a precious cute smol*
  • Alice Michelle: *runs into room* "The floor is lava!" *Jumps onto couch*
  • Nicole: *Effortlessly scoops Waverly up bridal style* "And now you're safe from the lava."
  • Waverly: "What about you?"
  • Nicole: "I'm the unkillable lesbian so I guess I'm fine." *Shrugs*
  • Wynonna: "WHAT ABOUT ME?! SAVE ME TOO MY BRO NICOLE!"
  • Wynonna: *Jumps onto Nicole's back piggyback style*
  • Wynonna, Waverly, and Nicole: *All fall down into a heap*
  • Nicole & Waverly: *Exchange "Let's kill her" looks*
  • Alice Michelle: "Haha I win!"

My name is Barry Allen and I’m the fastest man alive. Hear me, bitch? I’m the fastest man alive. I heard about all the shit you was sayin’ on social media about me. You and all your homegirls and all your homeboys. But I’m back and I’m faster than ever and guess what? I’m marrying the love of my life, NOT my sister ‘cause I know y'all still tryin’ to pull that shit but you won’t. So here I am, back on my old shit, coming up with plans that don’t always work but I still manage to save the day 'cause my name is Barry Allen, husband to Iris, father to some beautiful black Tornado Twins. We back baby.

anonymous asked:

Today I wore my sloth or chocolate croissant shirt to school and when I got to history the girl I really like wanted to see it so she made her way across the room to open up my jacket and take a look. She said it was cute and I was like yeah its my fav. Next think I know she looks up and says," I guess you could say its memeingful to you," before winking and walking away. Now I'm sitting here 5 hours later and I'm still dying. Please help my smol gay heart.

what is it with wlw and being fucking useless around pretty girls?? someone save us

  • Arwen: Mine is the choice of Luthien.
  • Elrond: What?! So you're gonna escape from home, deal with a couple of insane princes, take Sauron's tower, rescue your boyfriend and then give up on your immortality to live a few decades with him in the middle of nowhere?!
  • Arwen: No daddy, I'm just gonna wait here until my boyfriend saves the world and becomes king then I'll go be his queen.
  • Elrond: ...
  • Elrond: Well, it's okay then. I guess.
Editing Manga Icons for Skintone: A Guide

Well, as long as I’m in the process of editing these icons, I might as well throw a tutorial together for anyone who might need it.

As you’ve probably noticed, there are very few manga faceclaims out there with darker skin colors, which seriously limits FC options for some muses, since not everyone is comfortable with live faceclaims or can draw their own. SO, here’s a simple guide for how I edit my icons

I’ve found this method is easier with icons that are already cropped & resized, so it’s probably in your best interest to make the icons before editing. It’s pretty quick (even if you’re like me and use a crappy laptop trackpad); editing one icon usually takes under 1 min. once you know what you’re doing. 

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Komaeda in Trial 4 : Hinata-kun is such useless Reserve Course Student ? Wow, do you actually know what a Octagon is ? I may have underestimated the brilliant brain of a Reserve Course Student, but oh well, I’ll guess I’ll give you the answer, because there is no way I’m dying with you, you piece of shit.

Ouma in Trial 4 : Saihara-kun is the one that will save us all. Shut up peasants, you are only slowing him down, he is the only one who is useful during Class Trial, and our survival entirely depends on his amazing skills, good luck and save us all, pretty please ?

If Jamie and Claire (and Wee Ian) could text: Jamie throws out his back in Drums of Autumn and they get it on in the lean-to Edition because why not (BOOK SPOILERS)
  • Claire: Jamie you've been out in the snow for far too long
  • Claire: are you alright?
  • Claire: Jamie?
  • Claire: Jamie Brigitta Fraser respond to me right this minute
  • >>Wee Ian Murray was added to the chat<<
  • Claire: Ian have you heard from you uncle??
  • Claire: he went out hunting and he's not responding to my demeaning jibes
  • Ian: omg!
  • Ian: are ye sure he's not just sleeping on the hunt and ignoring the texts?
  • Claire: god I hope so but you give it a go
  • Ian: Hey, Uncle, I bedded five different Tuscarora lassies at once last night, and they had me Tuscaroarin'
  • Claire: ohgoodlordIan
  • {{{crickets}}}
  • Ian: oh aye he's definitely not seeing these texts
  • Ian: I'm a half day away but I'll head your way now
  • Claire: I'm heading out into the snow to find him
  • Ian: be safe auntie
  • Ian: dress warmly
  • {{{two hours}}}
  • Claire: Jamie I found your trail but it went cold
  • Claire: PLEASE text me
  • Ian: borrowed a horse, will be there asap
  • Claire: of Course Jamie picks a bloody blizzard to disappear in
  • {{{one hour}}}
  • Claire: I will never forgive you if you got eaten by a wildcat or
  • Jamie: I'm alive
  • Claire: OH THANK GOD
  • Ian: WHEW
  • Ian: what happened??
  • Claire: WHERE ARE YOU??
  • Jamie: Threw out my back
  • Jamie: cannnamove
  • Claire: WHERE??
  • Jamie: those your thundering footsteps I hear
  • Tramping about?
  • Claire: DO NOT BITE THE HAND, BRIGITTA
  • Jamie: go down the hill and
  • To the left, my sun and stars
  • Jamie: halpthishurtssobad
  • {{{twenty minutes}}}
  • Claire: found him Ian
  • Claire: made a quick lean to
  • Claire: we're going to wait out the storm a bit
  • >>pings location on google maps <<
  • Claire: come find us and bring the horse as soon as you can
  • Ian: okay still three hours out
  • Ian: two hours out
  • Ian: one hour out
  • Ian: 30 mins
  • Ian: you guys okay?
  • Ian: why aren't you responding ?
  • Ian: okay I think I'm here
  • Ian: oh yeah I see the lean to at the bottom of this cliff
  • Ian: wait are you...
  • Ian: 😱
  • Ian: 😏 oh y'all NASTY
  • Ian: but also adorable
  • Ian: ❄️🎶baby it's collddddddd outttttsiiiiiiiiide🎶❄️
  • Ian: also not to be creepy but you guys have some moves
  • Ian: jaysus
  • Ian: I'm averting my eyes I swear
  • Ian: buuuuuuut first imma help set this #Mood a little better
  • >>incoming files:
  • Like_a_virgin.mp3
  • Missy_elliot_work it.mp3
  • boyz2men_ill_make_love_to_you.mp3
  • Ian: okay I've given you quite a range there
  • Ian: maybe run through all three and see how it goes
  • Ian: you guys do your thang
  • Ian: I'll just
  • Ian: oh wait
  • Ian: sounds like you're finishing up now
  • Ian: you didna get to use the playlist 😔
  • Ian: save for next time aye?
  • Ian: okay I'm guessing you'll be checking your phones in 3...2..:
  • Claire: IAN WHATEVERYOURMIDDLENAMESARE MURRAY
  • Jamie: FOR FUCKS ACTUAL SAKE IAN
  • Ian: well yeah that's the whole point!!
  • Jamie: WHAT IN GODS NAME POSSESSED YE
  • Ian: was just tryna be supportive!
  • Jamie: oh and that five lassies joke wasna AT ALL funny
  • Ian: oh aye. DEFINITELY was A joke.
  • Ian: ha
  • Jamie: Christyourmotherwilleviscerateme
  • Ian: so are we all finished or should I go take a lap?
  • Ian: dinna want the playlist to go to waste
Actual Quotes From Supernatural
  • Crowley: Dean Winchester completes me.
  • Sam: I lost my shoe.
  • Dean: Death is our bitch.
  • Dean: I think you pissed off my sandwich.
  • Sam: It was night, and now it's day.
  • Dean: He showed up naked, covered in bees.
  • Ed: Day love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day.
  • Dean: Fight the fairies!
  • Castiel: I think we can rule Moses out as a suspect.
  • Castiel: I'm perfectly sane. But then 94% of psychotics think their sane. So I guess we have to ask ourselves , 'what is sane?' That's a good question.
  • Sam: Shouldn't it be 'Deastiel?'
  • Castiel: Did you know a cat's penis is barbed along it's shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about this.
  • Dean: I killed Hitler.
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Yoongbum and his name

bronze, shades of Earth, green– sounds like Yoonbum’s clothes

So yeah, just a high school student who’s procrastinating from schoolwork  at the same time analyzing a depressed,mentally broken stalker who’s held being hostage by a sociopath and forced to play pretend as mother while being manipulated….

There are so many amazing things going on in this menu, you guys.

“American Plate”
*throws some shit on a plate* “This is what Americans eat, right?”
I don’t know what I love more, the single piece of broccoli (well, this is an accurate depiction of the amount of vegetables Americans eat, I guess) or the THREE tortilla chips for eating your “avocado dip.” 

“Of course those two make the perfect decisive end of your meal!”
Awww, okay, that’s cute. Though…it’s “light and shadow vanilla and chocolate,” so I guess Kuroko is the chocolate, not the vanilla?? I’m all confused now.

(I SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST)

“Super Long Range Toast”
“This super long shot can reach its target from the far end of the court (plate). It’s so long, your heartbreak is inevitable!?”

I’ve been watching Season 1 of Wander Over Yonder.

And, uh…

I’ve noticed that

Sylvia seems to 

have a thing

for tying up Peepers.

Originally posted by sweetbxby

Guess who started liking UmiMaki! 

It’s because of a friend showing me many artists that ship them lol Also, I didn’t want to color nor find my colored pencils so yeah it’s a coughdoodlecough

  • Will: I'm bored... Maybe getting into some trouble would cheer me up!
  • Jem: You can't get in trouble today, remember? We're going to the town with Tessa in one hour.
  • Will: Hmm, what about some night trouble? After dinner?
  • Jem: ... Uh, Charlotte's making a special dinner today. We can't just eat and go, that wouldn't be polite.
  • Will: Before it, then. What about 5PM, are we free 5PM?
  • Jem: *checks agenda* Yeah, I guess so.
  • Will: Perfect!
  • Jem: *writing down* "5PM: go save Will's ass from trouble". Done.

I’m not saying I’m writing a bellarke arranged marriage au where clarke is saved by Mythical Being Bellamy as a kid and hence is marked to become his bride when she turns of age, but that’s Precisely what I’m doing, at this point

reasons jesse custer is relatable™: 

  • is an insomniac
  • loves tulip o’hare 
  • loves proinsias cassidy
  • is extra af
  • spikes up his hair to look taller
  • wears all black
  • bottles up his emotions 
  • is constantly disassociating 
  • has a big ego 
  • is bluffing 99% of the time 
  • is the walking epitome of “fake it till you make it” 
  • has poor intrapersonal skills
  • has poor interpersonal skills
  • has no idea what he’s doing with life 
  • sings along loudly to songs on the radio 
  • tries to be cool but often fails 
  • doesn’t have a single chill bone in his body
  • is easily jealous
  • abuses great power to make himself laugh
  • barely smiles
  • thinks alcohol solves problems
  • gave up part of his soul to save his friends 
  • forgetful ( hey jesse,,, remember eugene? no? me neither )
  • easily obsesses over stuff 
  • has a dark side™
  • would probably sell you to satan for (1) corn-chip

So, what about a Pidgance Flash au? Or just a superhero au in general?

In which Lance is the normal teen who feels basically worthless until one day, he gains incredible superhuman abilities (I like to think speed fits him best, but it’s up to interpretation)! And Pidge is the scientist/tech genius who helps him save people, and she also uses him as her own personal guinea pig from time to time.

And maybe Matt has also been affected by whatever changed Lance and that’s why Pidge is devoting herself to researching it!

Vilde:
Dear Sana! Thanks so much for so nice message. Can I say something nice back without it becoming cliche? Ok, I’ll do it. You’re one of my best friends because you’re so good, smart and loyal. You’re one of the most independent I know, who I look so up to and learned so much from. You’re a true friend. Fuck insta-hate, Pepsimax-girls or blacklists. No matter what happens will we have each other. Ok? Of course I want to come to Eid-feast. I’m even wondering if I’m going to fast this week. Hihihi love you 2 peaces.

Sana:
-Vilde❤️
- 🌸friends4evah🌸

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so I drew these a while ago and thought I’d actually post them bc why not???

also I can’t draw faces to save my life but I guess it kind of works so hooray for westallen/slightly slenderman-y art am I right?!?!

Dramione headcanon (breakfast part 3, Slytherin table)
  • Blaise: and you...?
  • Draco: we?
  • Blaise: you had sex?
  • Draco: what do you think we did either? Obv we had sex!
  • Blaise: didn't you hate her?
  • Draco: um well not exactly
  • Blaise: what do u mean?
  • Draco: I'm in love with her, blaise
  • Slytherin table, that was all listening: aaaaaawwwwwww
  • Draco: shut up, you idiots!!
  • Blaise: well i guess you should go and save her then
  • Draco: from what?
  • Draco: *looks at Gryffindor table*
  • Draco: *hurrying at the other end of the great hall* hey y'all...!