guess what i'm saving up for


You need to be more self aware. I’m surprised you think you can choose your own image. From the audience’s perspective, you’re just a piglet and a kitten.

anonymous asked:

Today I wore my sloth or chocolate croissant shirt to school and when I got to history the girl I really like wanted to see it so she made her way across the room to open up my jacket and take a look. She said it was cute and I was like yeah its my fav. Next think I know she looks up and says," I guess you could say its memeingful to you," before winking and walking away. Now I'm sitting here 5 hours later and I'm still dying. Please help my smol gay heart.

what is it with wlw and being fucking useless around pretty girls?? someone save us

If Jamie and Claire (and Wee Ian) could text: Jamie throws out his back in Drums of Autumn and they get it on in the lean-to Edition because why not (BOOK SPOILERS)
  • Claire: Jamie you've been out in the snow for far too long
  • Claire: are you alright?
  • Claire: Jamie?
  • Claire: Jamie Brigitta Fraser respond to me right this minute
  • >>Wee Ian Murray was added to the chat<<
  • Claire: Ian have you heard from you uncle??
  • Claire: he went out hunting and he's not responding to my demeaning jibes
  • Ian: omg!
  • Ian: are ye sure he's not just sleeping on the hunt and ignoring the texts?
  • Claire: god I hope so but you give it a go
  • Ian: Hey, Uncle, I bedded five different Tuscarora lassies at once last night, and they had me Tuscaroarin'
  • Claire: ohgoodlordIan
  • {{{crickets}}}
  • Ian: oh aye he's definitely not seeing these texts
  • Ian: I'm a half day away but I'll head your way now
  • Claire: I'm heading out into the snow to find him
  • Ian: be safe auntie
  • Ian: dress warmly
  • {{{two hours}}}
  • Claire: Jamie I found your trail but it went cold
  • Claire: PLEASE text me
  • Ian: borrowed a horse, will be there asap
  • Claire: of Course Jamie picks a bloody blizzard to disappear in
  • {{{one hour}}}
  • Claire: I will never forgive you if you got eaten by a wildcat or
  • Jamie: I'm alive
  • Claire: OH THANK GOD
  • Ian: WHEW
  • Ian: what happened??
  • Claire: WHERE ARE YOU??
  • Jamie: Threw out my back
  • Jamie: cannnamove
  • Claire: WHERE??
  • Jamie: those your thundering footsteps I hear
  • Tramping about?
  • Jamie: go down the hill and
  • To the left, my sun and stars
  • Jamie: halpthishurtssobad
  • {{{twenty minutes}}}
  • Claire: found him Ian
  • Claire: made a quick lean to
  • Claire: we're going to wait out the storm a bit
  • >>pings location on google maps <<
  • Claire: come find us and bring the horse as soon as you can
  • Ian: okay still three hours out
  • Ian: two hours out
  • Ian: one hour out
  • Ian: 30 mins
  • Ian: you guys okay?
  • Ian: why aren't you responding ?
  • Ian: okay I think I'm here
  • Ian: oh yeah I see the lean to at the bottom of this cliff
  • Ian: wait are you...
  • Ian: 😱
  • Ian: 😏 oh y'all NASTY
  • Ian: but also adorable
  • Ian: ❄️🎶baby it's collddddddd outttttsiiiiiiiiide🎶❄️
  • Ian: also not to be creepy but you guys have some moves
  • Ian: jaysus
  • Ian: I'm averting my eyes I swear
  • Ian: buuuuuuut first imma help set this #Mood a little better
  • >>incoming files:
  • Like_a_virgin.mp3
  • Missy_elliot_work it.mp3
  • boyz2men_ill_make_love_to_you.mp3
  • Ian: okay I've given you quite a range there
  • Ian: maybe run through all three and see how it goes
  • Ian: you guys do your thang
  • Ian: I'll just
  • Ian: oh wait
  • Ian: sounds like you're finishing up now
  • Ian: you didna get to use the playlist 😔
  • Ian: save for next time aye?
  • Ian: okay I'm guessing you'll be checking your phones in 3...2..:
  • Ian: well yeah that's the whole point!!
  • Ian: was just tryna be supportive!
  • Jamie: oh and that five lassies joke wasna AT ALL funny
  • Ian: oh aye. DEFINITELY was A joke.
  • Ian: ha
  • Jamie: Christyourmotherwilleviscerateme
  • Ian: so are we all finished or should I go take a lap?
  • Ian: dinna want the playlist to go to waste
  • Arwen: Mine is the choice of Luthien.
  • Elrond: What?! So you're gonna escape from home, deal with a couple of insane princes, take Sauron's tower, rescue your boyfriend and then give up on your immortality to live a few decades with him in the middle of nowhere?!
  • Arwen: No daddy, I'm just gonna wait here until my boyfriend saves the world and becomes king then I'll go be his queen.
  • Elrond: ...
  • Elrond: Well, it's okay then. I guess.
Actual Quotes From Supernatural
  • Crowley: Dean Winchester completes me.
  • Sam: I lost my shoe.
  • Dean: Death is our bitch.
  • Dean: I think you pissed off my sandwich.
  • Sam: It was night, and now it's day.
  • Dean: He showed up naked, covered in bees.
  • Ed: Day love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day.
  • Dean: Fight the fairies!
  • Castiel: I think we can rule Moses out as a suspect.
  • Castiel: I'm perfectly sane. But then 94% of psychotics think their sane. So I guess we have to ask ourselves , 'what is sane?' That's a good question.
  • Sam: Shouldn't it be 'Deastiel?'
  • Castiel: Did you know a cat's penis is barbed along it's shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about this.
  • Dean: I killed Hitler.
Editing Manga Icons for Skintone: A Guide

Well, as long as I’m in the process of editing these icons, I might as well throw a tutorial together for anyone who might need it.

As you’ve probably noticed, there are very few manga faceclaims out there with darker skin colors, which seriously limits FC options for some muses, since not everyone is comfortable with live faceclaims or can draw their own. SO, here’s a simple guide for how I edit my icons

I’ve found this method is easier with icons that are already cropped & resized, so it’s probably in your best interest to make the icons before editing. It’s pretty quick (even if you’re like me and use a crappy laptop trackpad); editing one icon usually takes under 1 min. once you know what you’re doing. 

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There are so many amazing things going on in this menu, you guys.

“American Plate”
*throws some shit on a plate* “This is what Americans eat, right?”
I don’t know what I love more, the single piece of broccoli (well, this is an accurate depiction of the amount of vegetables Americans eat, I guess) or the THREE tortilla chips for eating your “avocado dip.” 

“Of course those two make the perfect decisive end of your meal!”
Awww, okay, that’s cute. Though…it’s “light and shadow vanilla and chocolate,” so I guess Kuroko is the chocolate, not the vanilla?? I’m all confused now.


“Super Long Range Toast”
“This super long shot can reach its target from the far end of the court (plate). It’s so long, your heartbreak is inevitable!?”

Yoongbum and his name

bronze, shades of Earth, green– sounds like Yoonbum’s clothes

So yeah, just a high school student who’s procrastinating from schoolwork  at the same time analyzing a depressed,mentally broken stalker who’s held being hostage by a sociopath and forced to play pretend as mother while being manipulated….

Guess who started liking UmiMaki! 

It’s because of a friend showing me many artists that ship them lol Also, I didn’t want to color nor find my colored pencils so yeah it’s a coughdoodlecough

So, what about a Pidgance Flash au? Or just a superhero au in general?

In which Lance is the normal teen who feels basically worthless until one day, he gains incredible superhuman abilities (I like to think speed fits him best, but it’s up to interpretation)! And Pidge is the scientist/tech genius who helps him save people, and she also uses him as her own personal guinea pig from time to time.

And maybe Matt has also been affected by whatever changed Lance and that’s why Pidge is devoting herself to researching it!

I’ve been watching Season 1 of Wander Over Yonder.

And, uh…

I’ve noticed that

Sylvia seems to 

have a thing

for tying up Peepers.

Originally posted by sweetbxby

anonymous asked:

To the eloping anon: I eloped with my husband because I'm not fond of my family and his family didn't care. About two months after our initially eloping and honeymoon, we had a small celebration to appease my parents. I guess what I'm trying to say is I would just do it, and then have a small ceremony to make the people who actually wanted you to have a wedding happy. It saved my husband and I a lot of money in the long run, and we ended up not having to invite anyone we didn't want to.

Thank you for the advice. Hopefully they see this!

  • Will: I'm bored... Maybe getting into some trouble would cheer me up!
  • Jem: You can't get in trouble today, remember? We're going to the town with Tessa in one hour.
  • Will: Hmm, what about some night trouble? After dinner?
  • Jem: ... Uh, Charlotte's making a special dinner today. We can't just eat and go, that wouldn't be polite.
  • Will: Before it, then. What about 5PM, are we free 5PM?
  • Jem: *checks agenda* Yeah, I guess so.
  • Will: Perfect!
  • Jem: *writing down* "5PM: go save Will's ass from trouble". Done.

We did a group project for a class and long story short, the end result wasn’t the best because many days of work were lost because I was sick and the other two in my group overslept a lot

And I was truly scared we wouldn’t pass, which is why I hate group projects because it takes SO LITTLE to drag ALL OF US down, but I’m always ready to win the teacher over with words ok

EXCEPT ONE OF MY GROUP MEMBERS STARTED SHITTING ON OUR FILM LIKE “yeah, I took on tasks I didn’t complete and the end result wasn’t what we planned at all, it’s not even finished”

Just, imagine me, almost flying out of my chair like “HOLD UP, I DISAGREE, BECAUSE” and then give a long, artistic speech on how this is the deepest shit ever and almost exactly what we wanted, bECAUSE IF THE GROUP DISLIKE THEIR OWN THING THE TEACHER OBVIOUSLY WON’T LIKE IT???




anonymous asked:

How did Soma get shot in the hand if the gun was in his face???

i guess since he was already leaning down to touch the much shorter gunman’s forehead  (and get in their face lmao boi you don’t know what personal space is), he jolted up to his full height when he realized he had a goddamn gun pointed to his head and reflexively threw a hand up for protection.  so the bullet hit his hand instead of his head as intended


Most of you guys know I’ve started writing Johnlock. I told myself that I was going to save up my favorite fic and wait until I finished mine to read and catch up!

Well guess what?! I FINISHED! Which means that my favorite fic in the entire world, Over Fathoms Deep, is the star of my night tonight! I stayed up writing until 2 this morning because she posted a new chapter yesterday and I simply couldn’t take it anymore!!!

I’m at work right now, but tonight? Tonight it’s me, a big bowl of ice cream, some relaxing sea sounds, and all the OFD I can read before my eyes shut of their own accord, lol.

Thank you @holmesianpose for being the light at the end of my tunnel!! 😍

I just had a weird thought about Luke Skywalker.

Well, more specifically, it’s a thought about Anakin Skywalker.

I was thinking about how, while he’ll never be one of my favorite characters, I do find Anakin to be tragic and generally sympathetic.  At least until he starts murdering kindergarteners.  Then it’s just tragic.

And I was thinking about all of the factors that make Anakin sympathetic.  His backstory as a slave, his struggles with the Jedi Order’s expectations, his love for Padme, his relationship with Ahsoka.

Luke Skywalker doesn’t know any of that.

Owen and Beru might know some of the earliest stuff, but it didn’t seem like they were ones to talk much about Anakin if they could avoid it.  Obi-Wan and Yoda had a vested interest in keeping any information about Anakin underwraps.  And it doesn’t sound like a lot of specific information survived from the Clone Wars.

So really, ALL Luke knows about his father in the end is what he’s seen: Vader killing Kenobi, Vader in the Death Star run, Vader leading his friends into a trap, Vader on Bespin, whatever assorted misadventures that the tie-in material might add.  And what he’s learned from others in the Rebellion, which if I were to hazard a guess, I’d say would not show Vader in the best light.

Luke only knows the absolute worst, most monstrous qualities of Vader.  He doesn’t know any of the human, sympathetic parts, and probably never will.

But he wants to save him anyway.  Because he’s Luke Skywalker.

you know

i’d be fine with them never going a romantic route. i’ve been in fandoms before where my ship never got together and i survived.  i could 100% handle it. 

what i’m not fine with is the months i’ve spent, the time i’ve invested, the energy i’ve wasted, in an apparently incestuous ship! one that the writers and showrunners have encouraged! what the fuck!!!

that’s not okay!!!!! 

i’m gonna @nbcblacklist here because they apparently aren’t answering on twitter either.  

so my dad was doing a virus scan on our computer earlier and was suprised by how many viruses it picked up. And then he goes to look into the details and just says “oh I know! those were the viruses I had saved from 2004. Well, I guess the software deleted them now.“.  When I asked him why he had viruses on the pc he just said he bought them. (And after a second he added that he’d never used them).


Why??? what was going on in 2004??? Why would you buy viruses and how???

Quentin Arrives At The End of Fillory

Seven Keys: found

Magic: Saved

Ember: a dick

Despite saving it, Quentin is forcefully removed from Fillory forever