guess what animal i want to be

What I want to be:

Reliable like Mahiru
Loving like Lily
Versatile like Mikuni
Dedicated like Licht
Confident like Hugh

What I really am:

Lazy like Kuro
Stuck up like Misono
Emo like Sakuya
Easily bored like Tsubaki
Nerveous wreck like Lilac

Okay but Jane and Michael got Faith M. Whiskers III super late at night! I’m not from Florida and I don’t know what’s up over there with pet stores or animal shelters (they’d probably get a shelter animal come on this is Jane we’re talking about) but I’m guessing they’re not open 24/7.

So where the eff did they get this cat??? All I can think of is either whipping out the mobile phone and jumping on the first Craigslist cat adoption offer OR (and I want this to be what happened, PLEASE let it be what happened) Jane spotting a stray cat from the car and screaming “wE BRINGING YOU HOME” and then Michael and Jane stopping the car in that super random location and Jane tries to run after the cat but she gets super scared and so Michael, Certified Cat Lover ™ tells her to stop acting like someone who has never met a cat before and just kneels and extends a hand to the cat.

And Faith M. Whiskers III, who was abandonned after she stopped being a cute baby kitten by assholes who shouldn’t have pets ever and hasn’t trusted a human ever since, sees that weird dude trying to make friends and suddenly the spirits of Faith M. Whiskers and Faith M. Whiskers II tell her “gO FOR IT HE IS THE BEST” and so the cat runs straight into Michael’s arms and that’s how Jane and Michael adopt a cat after 11 effing PM.


ODELLE: so let me get this straight… you want to woo… Morwena?

DECIMIUS: precisely. i’ve been around for nine centuries, it’s about time i settled down, don’t you think?

ODELLE: i… guess? i can’t say i know exactly how vampire courting goes…

DECIMUS: do you think she would appreciate a fresh cadaver for a gift?

MARIA: of course! what girl wouldn’t be pleased to be given a corpse?!

I really wasn’t doing ok so drew a tree yesterday. 

"What is it like, owning a pet snake?"
  • It's walking in your room and turning on your light, then seeing them tense up and you put your hands up in mock surrender and turn the lights back off.
  • It's the frustration because they won't sit still for cute pictures.
  • It's having the insatiable desire to hold them when you shouldn't.
  • It's the pride you feel when they "kill" a dead rat.
  • It's the unrequited love you know they can't share, but you continue denying they don't love you back.
  • It's the little things they do because they're comfortable that tell you you're doing a good job.
  • It's the moments that they tell you you're familiar, and they trust you more than the stranger or new place.
  • It's the love for these beautiful animals that are misunderstood and undervalued.
  • I wouldn't trade my snake for the world.

tagged by @clbuspotter and also @well-done-draco and also I think @levithespacegay . Thank u!!! Sorry I am really dumb!!!

Name: Sara

Nicknames: doodle/noodle/ogof/reigning queen of underworld. Some more than others. 

Zodiac: the one with the aliens

Height: I am tol bean @ 6 feet

Orientation: landscape usually 

Nationality: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Favorite fruit: tomato

Favorite season: what show?

Favorite book: I Want My Hat Back by Jon Klassen

Favorite flower: Guess!

Favorite scent: Leia’s apartment

Favorite color: 💙 

Favorite animal: 

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?: D) All of the above.

Average sleep hours: i don’t sleep i have a blog to run

Cat or dog person: See: “Favorite animal”

Favorite fictional character: the bear in I Want My Hat Back by Jon Klassen

Number of blankets you sleep with: not attracted to blankets 

Dream trip: Oregon because it seems like an ok state. Also could see @well-done-draco I guess 

I’ll tag @drarryking @takeiteasy-buttakeit @theflyingllam @teawithpotter !!!!


@markrosewater recently posted his next “Head-to-Head” on Tumblr, and as a HUGE fan of “Animal Folk” creature types, this round has me really excited!

So excited in fact that I decided to write down my predictions about which race will win each stage and post them here for all to see! (My guesses are the second photo, obviously.)

What do you all think? Want to add your own predictions here?

Tagged by : @blatterpussbunnyfromhell

Rules: Answer the 20 questions, and tag 20 amazing followers that you’d like to get to know better.

Name: I go by Mimi on tumblr because my real name is not very common and I don’t want to doxx myself :) 

Nicknames: Mimi is a nickname I guess. Also Maanu, Immy, Pookster, and some other rather embarrassing ones from my uncles 

Zodiac sign : pisces

Height : 5′7′’

Orientation : Bi, with a romantic preference for girls 

Ethnicity : Indian and Pakistani (But I’m American, okay?!) 

Favourite Fruit : Mangos!!

Favourite Season : Of what? Ohhh you mean the weather! Umm spring

Favourite Book Series : Harry Potter

Favorite Flower: Jasmine because they smell soooo good

Favorite Scent : Old books

Favorite Color : magenta and navy blue

Favorite Animal : Ummmm elephants? Tigers maybe? idk

Coffee, Tea, or Hot Cocoa : Hot cocoa. And tea but I rarely drink it. Coffee is gross

Average Sleep Hours: What’s that?

Favorite Fictional Characters : Asdfjsldfj Sherlock and John of course. Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Remus Lupin, Octavia Bellamy and Raven from the 100, Laila from A Thousand Splendid Suns

Number of Blankets You Sleep With : two, three in winter

Dream Trip : the Mediterranean cruise would be awesome!

Blog Created : Uhhhh January 2016 was it?

Number of Followers: 2,267

Tagging : @kimbiablue  @beejohnlocked @love-in-mind-palace @shag-me-senseless-watson @hushwatson @jeremiebrett @the-asexual-detective @sherlock-and-john-getting-it-on @johnandsherlock @rosecoloured @alexxphoenix42 @avoxados-at-law @i-detect-your-queerbaiting @johnlocklovein221b @smalljewishbumblebee @shawleyleres @badsnowfo @violets-of-resistance @the-moon-loves-the-sea @highfunctioningfangirl 

Tagged by: @araminthe-ispwitch @soft-kenma (Thank you two for tagging me?? Oh my lord??)

Rules: Answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you would like to get to know better.

Name: Lia

Nickname/s: Grandma, Princess 

Zodiac Sign: Gemini

Height: Sugawara Koushi

Orientation: Mafumafu Ikemen guys mostly? I’m open to anything though (Guys, girls, trans, non-binary etc.)

Ethnicity: Chinese and a lil’ bit Peranakan

Favorite season: It’s practically summer all year long here ; v ; I want winter so bad. Please, give me snow.

Favorite book series: Ahhhhh! So many asdfghjkl I can’t even choose urghhh

Favorite flower: Camellia

Favorite scent: Food Vanilla I guess?

Favorite color: Red, blue, black, white

Favorite animal: THIS IS HARD. Where do I even begin argh

Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa?: Tea! All day, everyday!

Average sleep hours: What’s ‘sleep’? I go to another dimension every night and come back here in the ‘morn~

Cat or dog person: Nya~ Nya nya wo~oh~ Cats! I love dogs too though!

Favorite fictional characters: …A lot.

Number of blankets you sleep with: One

Dream trip: Would love to visit every place on Earth, honestly! Japan, Korea, and Europe are places that are on the top of my list.

Blog created: Late 2015 I think?? I can’t remember.

Tagging: @accidentalyandere @athina39 @haikyuuobsessor @ihavetoomanydistractions @kyzurya @lord-save-me-from-sin @maki-chan-senpai @mikoe24 @rain-sparks @seitsuya @unxpctedlygreat @yulicechan (No pressure!)


Hi there! You all know of my pretty animal-based lineless artwork, yes? Well guess what, I’m taking commissions for them! Yes, you too can have a cute new wallpaper for either your phone or desktop, of any variety of creatures! Want a cute dog wallpaper? Can do, with a nice bone print background to boot! Interested in having sea creatures, but also wanting to add a bit of cosmic flair to it? Say no more, I can whip you up something truly stellar and out of this world! My paypal is now up and running, just contact me and I can link you right to it! 

Prices: $8 for 1 animal, $10 for two animals and $12 for 3 animals

oh hey one of these okay

☆ NAME: anne
☆ NICKNAME: I’ve never had one.
☆ GENDER: Female, I guess
☆ SEXUAL ORIENTATION: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ idgaf what your gender is if I have The Feelings.
☆ HOGWARTS HOUSE: Gryffinpuff.
☆ FAVORITE COLOR: Blue is the most consistent thing I like.
☆ FAVORITE ANIMAL: I am in dire need of doggo hugs and cat nuzzles
☆ HOURS OF SLEEP: I am alone and I do not understand. Your child is crying. Sweet potato.
☆ CAT OR DOG PERSON: All of them. Just kill me in a tide of fluffy happy creatures.
☆ NUMBER OF BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH: Three if I can but can do with none.
☆ DREAM TRIP: No? It’s all wanting to move to Asheville and build a home out of broken parts and hollow shells.
☆ DREAM JOB: Let me hide in a small space and tap words onto a screen.
☆ CURRENT NUMBER OF FOLLOWERS: why do 300 of you want me on your dash I don’t understand

tagging: everyone who never gets tagged in things. Tag me back. I have chosen you. Do the thing with my full blessing.


Tagged by @jeonnings Thanks for tagging me <3 

Rules: Answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you would like to get to know better!

Name: Krystal

Nicknames: Krys??

Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

Height: 165cm ahaha

Orientation: whats this

Favorite Fruit: Mangoes 4 lyfe

Favorite Season: Autumn <3

Favorite Book: The Red Queen/ Three Dark Crowns :))

Favorite Flower: Carnations and Hibiscus

Favorite Scent: Coffee?? XD

Favorite Colour: Black and Red

Favorite Animal: Tigers and wolves

Favorite Beverage: Anything actually HAHAH fruit juices?

Average Sleep Hours: abt 6-7

Favorite Fictional Character: Don’t have one

Number of blankets you sleep with: 1

Dream Trip: Australia/New Zealand with friends <3

Blog Created: lame since 2013

Number of Followers: gloriously stuck at 300+

Want to tag: @parkjiminbiased @joyoonhu @artaehyung @smolchani thats all I guess? I have totally no life and I feel like I’m bothering my dear mutuals too much ahahaha :3

Something’s Fishy (and it’s not just low tide)

Ok, so, long story short, a wave swept over the finish line, carrying an oversized purple ape and an evil 6-legged octopus. 

Which I guess would be called a sexapus, if you want to go back to the Latin… man, I doubt that animal would be popular on aquarium field trips.

But then, naturally, they have to interrupt things with another “instant replay.”

You’re getting predictable, Laff-A-Lympics.

The instant replay shows how… oh. Wait, nothing’s changed? What was the replay supposed to show?

They run it a second time, so maybe it’s meant to–

No, Laff-A-Lympics.

No. Don’t you play games with me.

I know a miniature genie on a surfboard when I see one, and gosh darn it, there was NOT one there before.

anassarhenisch  asked:

Hello! Your meme asks have me curious: Doge and We Are Number One please?

Doge: Do you like animals, as a rule?


We Are Number One: If you were a fictional character, would you be a villain?

I mean… isn’t villainy a perspective matter in the end? Could I truly care for my cause and be the villain in my own story? Am I evil or am I misunderstood? And what am I fighting for anyhow - what am I fighting against??? The patriarchy? Animal cruelty? Are the heroes championing the good fight or the popular side of it? 

Yeah fuck me up I’d love to be a villain. 

Also I want a power suit, combat boots, and a superpowered animal sidekick. Though I guess I don’t need to be a villain for that.

ask me a thing 

anonymous asked:

*me looking at the pic* -looking at shannon-OMG WHAT A CUTTIE I WANT 1000 I LOVE HER SO MUCH *looks at the animal* yeah thats a nice animal over there (can you guess whos dis)


Get to Know Me Tag

Tagged by @megupic

Rules : answer the questions and tag 20 amazing followers you’d like to get to know better!

Name: Allison

Nicknames: Apocalypse

Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

Height: 5′8″ might be a lie but its whats on my drivers license 

Ethnicity: I’m so white that I’m 1/32 Cherokee

Favorite fruit: Pomegranates and peaches 

Favorite Season: Fall

Favorite Book: The Phantom Tollbooth

Favorite Flower: Sunflowers

Favorite Scent: anything floral

Favorite Animal: Flamingo

Coffee, tea or hot cocoa: hot chocolate

Cat or dog person: yes to all

Favorite fictional character: Desdemona (Othello)

Dream trip: Paris, though I’m down for anything. I really want to visit DC and might do that for fall break but that’s not extravagant 

Blog created:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Number of followers: Almost 400!

What do I post about:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Whatever floats my boat I guess 

Do I get asks on a regular basis: I used to but then he escaped this website so not anymore

Aesthetic: This might not answer the question but my I consider myself the personification of when you put your shoes on the wrong feet

Favourite band/artist: I’ve been super into the Beach Boys and Bob Dylan lately. I even broke out my Ukulele to learn Blowin in the Wind

Fictional characters I’d date: Sam Seaborn (West Wing)

Hogwarts house: No idea. Someone once told me Ravenclaw but that was because I was smarter than them and not because they put any thought into it

Tag 20 followers you would like to get to know better

I’m not going to tag anyone, but if you see this feel free to do it and tag me so i can see it!

Earth will dissolve like snow

Hundreds of thousands of people always on their knees always
praying ‘dear god what can I do to be happy dear god I just want

to be happy dear god help me to be happy’ and god says 'can you
all shut up for like a second?’ / me: brain like an animal caught in

a trap, willing to gnaw off its own leg / you: heart like a door to
door salesman, always selling something easily broken / imagine

this: a cemetery & on every headstone a list of things the person
didn’t want to say but said anyway, as a tribute to their bravery:

1. 'I guess I should probably go now.’ 2. 'I don’t want this I don’t
want this.’ 3. 'it doesn’t feel good anymore.’ / my nerves forever

rearing like a startled horse, pulse punching all the way through
my skin, it says: here, here, here, here is the pain of dying one

second at a time.
If there’d been a way to hold it all in, I would
have found it / nevada, yellow curry, jazz music, corruption: a list

of things I didn’t expect to like / and now late in the trajectory of
human existence, we run out of things to talk about, overturn rocks

to find poetry in the dirt / 'what I’m really trying to say is,
I started to like the chaos so much, I decided to become it.’

tagged by my precious @platinumvictor thanks lovely!!!!! 

Name: Jim

Nicknames: Jimmy / Jimmi

Zodiac Sign: Virgo 

Height: idk

Orientation: Bisexual 

Favorite Fruit: pineapple

Favorite Season: Summer??? Winter??? Spring??? Autumn??? one of those four i guess

Favorite Book: You’re Never Weird On The Internet (Almost) - Felicia Day 

Favorite Flower: wisteria

Favorite Scent: humid evenings, kinda like warm honey???

Favorite Colour: Black 

Favorite Animal: panther or possibly eagle

Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa?: tea, for cereal, I’m British what do you expect???

Average Sleep Hours: 8

Cat or dog person?: BOTHHHHHH

Favorite Fictional Character: That’s hard but always my space grandads Rick Sanchez and Stanford Pines

Number of blankets you sleep with: 2

Dream Trip: Tokyo 

Blog Created: August / September 2016

Number of Followers: 447!! 

Tagging: anyone who wants to do this!!!

what? I was tagged by @treflev let’s do this lovely shit

Name: Abigail

Nicknames: Abby 

Zodiac Sign: leo

Height: honestly I have no clue don’t murder me

Orientation: bi

Ethnicity: can I say I don’t want to answer a question? I don’t want to answer it

Favorite fruit: uhm??? I like frozen mango???? I guess?????? raspberries are good

Favorite Season: spring! winter is too cold and summer is too hot

Favorite Book: no fucking clue man

Favorite Flower: CARNATIONS

Favorite Color: pastel colours, don’t care

Favorite Animal: holy shit, goats, manta rays, cATS

Hot Chocolate, Tea, or Coffee?: hot chocolate

Average Sleep Hours: 8??? I don’t record it

Favorite Fictional Character:  ddddddd dunno

Cat or Dog Person?: CAT

Ideal number of blankets you sleep with: 1????


Blog Created: somewhere in late August I think

I’m not going to tag twenty people though

@proofle @blackmagicviolet @weirdman3214 @ttmlpseizhsfmaohgod