Okay but Jane and Michael got Faith M. Whiskers III super late at night! I’m not from Florida and I don’t know what’s up over there with pet stores or animal shelters (they’d probably get a shelter animal come on this is Jane we’re talking about) but I’m guessing they’re not open 24/7.
So where the eff did they get this cat??? All I can think of is either whipping out the mobile phone and jumping on the first Craigslist cat adoption offer OR (and I want this to be what happened, PLEASE let it be what happened) Jane spotting a stray cat from the car and screaming “wE BRINGING YOU HOME” and then Michael and Jane stopping the car in that super random location and Jane tries to run after the cat but she gets super scared and so Michael, Certified Cat Lover
™ tells her to stop acting like someone who has never met a cat before and just kneels and extends a hand to the cat.
And Faith M. Whiskers III, who was abandonned after she stopped being a cute baby kitten by assholes who shouldn’t have pets ever and hasn’t trusted a human ever since, sees that weird dude trying to make friends and suddenly the spirits of Faith M. Whiskers and Faith M. Whiskers II tell her “gO FOR IT HE IS THE BEST” and so the cat runs straight into Michael’s arms and that’s how Jane and Michael adopt a cat after 11 effing PM.
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☆ NAME: anne
☆ NICKNAME: I’ve never had one.
☆ GENDER: Female, I guess
☆ SEXUAL ORIENTATION: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ idgaf what your gender is if I have The Feelings.
☆ HOGWARTS HOUSE: Gryffinpuff.
☆ FAVORITE COLOR: Blue is the most consistent thing I like.
☆ FAVORITE ANIMAL: I am in dire need of doggo hugs and cat nuzzles
☆ HOURS OF SLEEP: I am alone and I do not understand. Your child is crying. Sweet potato.
☆ CAT OR DOG PERSON: All of them. Just kill me in a tide of fluffy happy creatures.
☆ FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER: Ghost from Lost Souls.
☆ NUMBER OF BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH: Three if I can but can do with none.
☆ DREAM TRIP: No? It’s all wanting to move to Asheville and build a home out of broken parts and hollow shells.
☆ DREAM JOB: Let me hide in a small space and tap words onto a screen.
☆ WHEN WAS YOUR BLOG CREATED: 2012.
☆ CURRENT NUMBER OF FOLLOWERS: why do 300 of you want me on your dash I don’t understand
☆ WHAT MADE YOU CREATE YOUR BLOG: friends.
tagging: everyone who never gets tagged in things. Tag me back. I have chosen you. Do the thing with my full blessing.
Hello! Your meme asks have me curious: Doge and We Are Number One please?
Doge: Do you like animals, as a rule?
We Are Number One: If you were a fictional character, would you be a villain?
I mean… isn’t villainy a perspective matter in the end? Could I truly care for my cause and be the villain in my own story? Am I evil or am I misunderstood? And what am I fighting for anyhow - what am I fighting against??? The patriarchy? Animal cruelty? Are the heroes championing the good fight or the popular side of it?
Yeah fuck me up I’d love to be a villain.
Also I want a power suit, combat boots, and a superpowered animal sidekick. Though I guess I don’t need to be a villain for that.