Our party discovering the background of the naive, 16 year old, human Cleric girl in the party
Paladin (ooc): Cleric is carrying all our money right?
Cleric: Yeah, but I won’t give you guys any.
Paladin: What!? Why?
Cleric: My mentor, Old Pete, always said that wealth is meant to be gained, not spent.
Paladin:… Pete didn’t happen to be a dragon, did he?
Cleric: What else would he be?
Druid: Wait, what!?
Paladin: But she is carrying all our money!
Monk: I have my own money
Paladin: Which was all hidden in the gnome’s rectum!
Cleric: Seems like a fine way to guard your wealth to me.