I’ve seen a bunch of this, and now there’s even a commercial that says something about how cool these guys are for wearing sneakers to a formal event.

It’s not cool, and it looks awful.

You know what goes with a suit? Dress shoes.

You can get a nice pair of dress shoes that don’t make you look like a douche bag while you’re wearing a suit for half the price you pay for those stupid tennis shoes. How the hell can anyone justify spending over $100 for some shoes that are sewn together for 15 cents in an Indonesian sweat shop? Just because some basketball player endorses them? That’s retarded, you’re retarded, I hope you fall down an elevator shaft.