gta5 crew

How the BBS squad met Delirious
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Vanoss:</b> [on public server] We need a new member.<p/><b>Wildcat:</b> Yeah, but where would we find a new member?<p/><b>Meanwhile on top of a building near by:</b> <p/><b>Delirious:</b> [puts on helmet] this plan is brilliant!<p/><b>Cartoonz:</b> No, this plan is stupid, Jon.<p/><b>Delirious:</b> I can't hear you! The brilliance of this plan is to loud!<p/><b>Cartoonz:</b> Jon.<p/><b>Delirious:</b> Still can't hear you! [Hops on his motorcycle]<p/><b>Cartoonz:</b> JON!<p/><b>Delirious:</b> [flies off the building] I'm fucking flying! [Crashes into the ground]<p/><b></b> [Explosion]<p/><b>Vanoss:</b> [laughing his ass off] Did you see that guy fly off that building?<p/><b>Wildcat:</b> NO BUT THE FUCKING EXPLOSION KILLED ME!<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

I’ve been watching the Achievement Hunter gang for just over a year now (and still have a ways before I catch up to current videos), sooo here’s the Fake AH Crew as I know ‘em~ Goddamn heists are the best. <3

How many..?

I was just thinking about the amount of characters that the fine peeps at Rooster teeth and all the families have played. This is a list of as many characters I could find played by Achievement hunters, (Excluding one-off minor roles, outside productions and exadurated personalities, ie. RT Shorts, playing themselves)

Geoff Ramsey

  • Dexter Griff (Red vs. Blue)
  • Agent Georga (Red vs. Blue)·         
  • King Geoff/The First/The Heart (Minecraft Kings)(Right arm of 5 gods)
  • The Kingpin (Fake AH Crew, GTA5)
  • The Corpirate (WWE, X-Ray & Vav)
  • Boomerang Geoff (11 Little Roosters)

Jack Pattillo

  • Junior (RWBY)
  • Lord Jack/The Carpenter (Minecraft Kings)
  • Jackie/Overlord/Mother Goose (Fake AH Crew, GTA5)
  • Jack the Red (11 Little Roosters)

Ryan Haywood

  • John Elizabeth Andersmith (Red vs/.Blue)
  • [Mad] King/Dark God Ryan/The Dark One (Minecraft Kings)
  • The Vagabond (Fake AH crew, GTA5)
  • Prof, Peter Port (RWBY)
  • The Mad King (X-Ray & Vav)

Gavin Free

  • Scarlet David (RWBY)
  • Vav (X-Ray & Vav)
  • Golden Boy (Fake AH Crew, GTA5)
  • King Gavin/The Freebird/Whimsical (Minecraft Kings)
  • Gavin the Third/Agent Mavin (11 Little Roosters)
  • Woody Johnson (Lazer Team)

Michael Jones

  • Sun Wukong (RWBY)
  • Max (Camp Camp)
  • Mogar (X-Ray & Vav)
  • King Michael/The Warrior (Minecraft Kings)
  • Operator Mikey/Agent Mavin (11 Little Roosters)
  • The Wild Card (Fake AH Crew, GTA5)
  • Zach Spencer (Lazer Team)

Jeremy Dooly

  • Lord Jeremy/The Reckless (Minecraft Kings?)
  • Rimmy-Tim (WWE/Fake AH Crew, GTA5)
  • Jermsay (11 Little Roosters - post-credits)

Lindsay Jones

  • Ruby Rose (RWBY)
  • Vanessa Kimball (Red vs. Blue)
  • Hilda (X-Ray & Vav)
  • Space Kid (Camp Camp)
  • Red (Fake AH Crew, GTA5)
  • Queen Lindsay/ The Firebird (Minecraft Kings)
  • Jermsay (11 Little Roosters - post-credits)

Ray Narvaez, Jr.

  • X-Ray (X-Ray & Vav)
  • Br0wnman (Fake AH Crew, GTA5)
  • King Ray/The Rose King (Minecraft Kings)

fake ah crew gta au aesthetics/inspo for a dumb fanfic [6/6] >> Mark Fischbach

“Mark wasn’t too big into killing cops for fun like the Fake AH Crew. Nor was he a pusher of high grade drugs and guns, like the Steam Train Crew. What Mark and his network of crewmembers (lovingly called his ‘Heroes’) often did in the streets was take out every dog fighting syndicate that popped up in the streets of Los Santos. Like pruning weeds from a garden, if there was a paw print graffitied anywhere on the street, Mark and his Heroes would be there to take the fight down and the “owners” out before they could do anymore damage. He always made sure the dogs were freed and cared for, and whichever boss/gang in charge paid dearly for every dog captured and killed in a fight. He owned several rescue dogs of his own, his day one a pretty Great Pyrenees he named Lucy. Because he’s considered a well-respected neutral, several crews around the city give a piece of their heist money to his dog sanctuary for rehabilitating rescues.”


I honestly don’t know what made me laugh more, G18 screaming ‘you fucking asshole’ and actually raging or D20 yelling 'you fucker’ cause his accent is divine.

anonymous asked:

FAHC guys have a weird relationship with detectives Marquis and Demarais. The two cops have agreed that while they have to do their work and prevent FAHC from creating too much chaos, they also kind of have to stay on their good side, because those guys are more than capable of making life a living hell for those they disagree with. (Besides, for criminals, the guys aren't bad people.) (1/3)

So it’s not weird when Geoff gets beer to his cell after being put there for public intoxication. Or when Ryan gets a crossword magazine to pass the time with, Ray a softer pillow so he can nap more comfortably. (After a long discussion it’s agreed that Michael and Gavin can be trusted with a deck of cards between them. Anything else Michael would probably try to use to kill Gavin with.) The guys appreciate these little things and apart from some pranks try to behave around the nice detectives.

(And one time when detective Demarais got caught in an explosion, he woke up two days later to a bedside full of sweets and a handwritten card that had a big frowny face drawn on it and “sorry I almost blew you up, totally didn’t mean to!” written in bright pink.) (3/3)

god i love this, imagine the weary detectives going for drinks after work and all they have to talk about is what the crew’s been up to that day; Marquis had the Vagabond in custody and the interrogation went nowhere (except they exchanged crock pot recipes, but that hardly counts), and Demarais spent an hour chasing the Lads across town (which ended up being a diversion to keep him out of a serious robbery Geoff & Jack were pulling BUT STILL his feet hurt goddamnit!!).

also love the idea of an explosion going off at the wrong time and everyone immediately freaking out because Demarais was in there!!! so instead of fleeing the scene, Ryan whips off his mask & he and Michael run into the debris to carry Demarais out and hand him off to paramedics before anyone realizes it’s them qwq

and of course they all sign the card and Geoff pays his hospital bills (b/c he doesn’t trust the department insurance)

anonymous asked:

About accidental FAHC au, how fast (or slow) do you think every person would get used to handling guns or explosives? I mean they eventually have to shoot at someone at some point, them liking the idea or not.


  • Geoff: I want to say that he least looking forward to weapons especially knives. He’s got hemophobia. but at the same time he was trained military for a couple years so he’s the most educated about weapons. The only reason he carries weapons now is because he doesn’t really have a choice but if he can talk his way out of a situation then that’s his preferred way. or explosives. Talking > Explosives > Guns > knives
  • Jack: Pretty indifferent to the whole idea. since she’s typically the most level headed and patient one of them all she picks up the skills quiet quickly and is the one that helps Gavin the most when Geoff just feels like strangling him. she’s also the most competent and versatile in all weaponry. (also has a black belt in judo and karate. Goes to a MMA gym twice a week) hand to hand > everything else
  • Ryan: Growing up on a farm and everything he’s got a good handle on a double barreled shot gun. also used to hunting in the fall and skinning animals and whittling and such makes him amazing with knife handling. is an excellent marksman. Jack teaches him in hand to hand which he really enjoys. He views knife handling and body movement more of an art form than guns and prefers that way of fighting. Ryan is also really competent at home made explosive making and teaches Michael more about it. Knife > Hand to hand > everything else
  • Gavin: The most enthusiastic and the least skilled. He barely listens to anyone and most of his wounds are self-inflicted accidents. Jack’s the only one that is really able to get through Gavin. He is surprisingly really good at bomb diffusing and assembling but again, jack of all trades, master of none. however, Gavin is actually decent at hacking and after picking up a few tips from Ryan, he goes to the library and borrows every book he can on computer programming and locked himself in his room for about 2 weeks straight. This new profound knowledge coupled with incoherent babbling even leaves Ryan in the dust sometimes.
  • Michael: has always been interesting in automobiles and chemistry (before he had to drop out of college he was an engineering major) and learns a lot about explosives from Ryan. he also learns hand to hand from Jack and then goes to boxing rings and such to learn more, ahem, brutal and effective ways of disarming people. most excited about learning new weapons and can use anything in a pinch. does eventually become the resident explosives maker but always askes Ryan for his opinion or help when stumped or concerned.
  • Ray: is nervous around guns. growing up in LS he’s learned to get by by NOT drawing attention to himself i.e. not being loaded with guns and ammo and shit. is decent at knife wielding and terrible at hand to hand. while Gavin is the least competent, Ray is the one that they worry about the most because he absolutely refuses to get involved with guns. until someone (ryan) puts a sniper rifle in his hands. since it’s hot pink he just talks it off like a paint ball gun if anyone looks at him funny. Also the distance helps him cope with the idea of killing.

Basically Geoff is the one that starts teaching them all weaponry, Jack does hand to hand combat and Ryan walks the lads through hacking, explosives and marksmanship. Jack and Ryan are the most competent and well rounded, Gavin just hurts himself all the time.