Where I live there is this old woman I see frequently, this said lady drives a golf cart. Now, She doesnt drive it the way the average granny would, not at all, shes fuckin GTA’s this shit.
This old bat, THIS OLDBAT CUTS OFF CARS, she has swerved into traffic with no damn concern for her own life or the life of others cutting of cars with the flip of her grayed hair, she snatches their parking spots as fast as a scavenger on a kill when the hunter isn’t looking. She gives no shit.
guess what. i started writing that new GTA fic i posted a snipped about forever ago. this is just the prologue to frame the story. i’m going to try and keep these chapters manageable. probs like 2000+ words so that i can manage the length in a timely manner.
so. GTA au. Geoff centric. gents ot3. more details can be found on my writing projects page on my blog. until then, enjoy.
Prologue: Did You Hear?
It’s been five years since the infamous Fakes
were last scene in the city of Los Santos. If people recall those past events,
the Fakes performed a grand heist upon the city in which many fireworks were lit
off during the day time, computer servers were hacked with a virus that
resulted in computer screens going dark and saying Long Live the Fakes with the call sign of the gang continuously
flashing, and the most funds had been stolen during a single event than ever before. The LSPD and the FIB were left clueless as to what was happening as
the criminal organization set off to perform a heist the likes of which would
never be seen again. At the end of the day, millions had been stolen from the
elite of the city and been redistributed among the poor of the city with still
50 million missing after the tally had been taken.
Okay, before I answer this: I’m 44 years-old and I don’t have the time or focus to watch thousands of hours of anime like I did when I was a kid and we got bootleg VHS copies of whatever was available at the local comic convention. Whenever this comes up, someone who is younger than my children has LOTS OF OPINIONS about why I’m too late to the party, or boring, or whatever. I don’t need to hear that, so save your time, if you’re thinking it’s a good idea (this isn’t just YOU, you, I mean it’s the entire Tumblr “you”).
Recently, I have loved One Punch Man, Psycho Pass, and Ergo Proxy. I’m very late to the party on Cowboy Bebop, but I have massively loved every episode I have watched.
I was so into Death Note, but I got really bored about 15 or so episodes in, where I felt like two minutes of story were stretched out into 30 minutes of show.
I watch dubs and subs, depending on my mood. I know a lot of people who do the dubs (and I’ve done them, myself) so I know that time and energy and effort goes into making them as faithful to the original intent and performance as possible.
I don’t have a single favorite video game. At the moment, I’m replaying some NES games on my RetroPie, and I’m working my way through maybe actually completing the story in GTA V for the first time. But I’ll never say no to Robotron, Black Widow, Dr. Mario, Mr. Do!, or Sinistar.
Oh, and I’m having a good time playing TopSoil on my phone when I poop.