I only have, like, 5 fucking ass fucking McFucking fucka-fuckbutt-dickfuck fuckfuck fucktures of Muriel and Malfiore, so I don’t know how on Earth I’m getting away with calling this a “mega post”, but I guess you can consider this the first of many. Currently, there’s more to come. Not immediately, but soon. If you two(edit: back down to one) freaks who follow me recall, I credit @pan-pizza with the concept behind these two. Anarchie was always going to get a goth girl or two just by the nature of the story, but I baptized these two with Pan’s Unholy Liquid.
Muriel Morash and Marie “Malfiore” Evans. Undoubtedly going to be part of more stories than just Anarchy in Prague. Like, zero more. Because I’ve only just completed the first draft of Anarchie.
Muriel was born in Dublin, Ireland. Marie was born in Birmingham, England.
As with many other things in Anarchy in Prague, their names are references to ‘90s media. Muriel Morash stems from Muriel Bagge (elderly woman character from Courage the Cowardly Dog) and Rodney Morash (protagonist of GTA: London 1969). Malfiore has two references to Ed Edd n Eddy— her name “Marie” being the name of a character in the show, and her clothing being very literally a gothic version of Ed’s.
Malfiore lives in a sewer palace as an homage to Cube, a character from the Jet Set Radio series
Muriel’s design comes as a cross between two characters— Tatsumaki from One Punch Man, and Sebastian Niccals, father of Murdoc Niccals of Gorillaz fame.
Malfiore casually uses nadsat, the fictional slang of the violent youths in Anthony Burgess’s 1963 novella, A Clockwork Orange.
Though they are part of separate musical groups, they both form a two-goth dark cabaret group. It doesn’t have a name and they’ve never recorded a song or advertised themselves; if you want to hear them, you have to seek them out.
Muriel, when she’s not gothing around, works as a librarian and erotic writer. No one knows how Malfiore makes a living, however.
Though they are allegedly lesbians, they may also be bisexual. They have a massive fetish for nerdy Latinos.
Only Muriel describes herself as a goth girl. Malfiore describes herself as a “doom girl”.
Muriel’s theme song is Joy Division’s “Dead Souls”
From Ubisoft…the company that killed prince of Persia with no proper ending.
Comes a game just like prince of Persia …but this time, with no ending.
Prepare your for a conspiracy dark mysteries historical game, where two great secret organizations are fighting over the humans free well, while they both responsible for all the famous historical events in the world, whit both sides totally convinced on their moral codes.
Until…you discover that they both been used by a strange god like creatures that came before us and created us as slaves, and now one of called Juno is trying to destroy our world in put in some place called the gray. Wha…what?
But don’t be afraid, as the creed of the assassins “Nothing is true, everything is permitted” is the only hope to save our will and world, while it’s actually the same creed that might destroy us all.
Meet the Templars. The great secret organization that try to control the world and think they are the good guys…. I mean seriously since when the good guys try to control the world.
They see that the humans are very stupid and need someone to guide them, forgetting the terrifying fact that they are also human beings.
Meet Desmond miles the greatest assassin of his generation that will take us to the end….or for the half way of the series because Ubisoft decided that they don’t need to care about the story anymore.
Access the Animus, a machine that allow you to go to the past and do some full synchronization optional objectives, and get ready to meet cool assassins such as Ezio Auditore and some others one night stand assassins that they only there because Ubisoft couldn’t make Ezio live forever.
But don’t worry yourself about getting a sequel for your favorite not Ezio assassins and listen to one of the best music that ever made in a video game like: jesper kyd’s “Ezio family”. And the other composers’ great works like: “Ezio family” in different themes.
*the game where the story was good but the gameplay sucks
*the game that everyone loves
*the two games that follow the game that ever one loves
*the game that people hate because it don’t have Ezio