gta 5 videos

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driving in video games like
  • me: *drives in the wrong lane*
  • me: *shoots at people while driving*
  • me: *throws grenades out of the windows while driving*
  • me: *ignores headlights*
  • me: *drives through yards and walkways*
  • NPC: *doesn’t use the turn signal*
  • me: “woah what the FUCK is WRONG WiTH YOU dude you’re a fucking threat to other drives!!!! YOU COULD HURT SOMEONE YOU SELFISH MONSTER WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?????!”
FAHC Headcanon: Pride Parade

Okay. Imagine. Los Santos is a pretty weird place, so of course they’d have one of the most extravagant pride parades ever. They’ve got balloons and floats and the whole nine yards. LSPD is just hoping the FAHC doesn’t use the opportunity to try to rob a bank or something, ya know. What no one is expecting is a sudden rainbow of colored flares shooting over the crowd. And there’s a big explosion as the boys whip out their fireworks launcher that Geoff gave them for the 4th of July. There are fireworks and flares /everywhere/ for a good bit. Then it goes strangely quiet and everyone is tense, waiting to see what the deadliest crew of all time is about to do.

What they don’t expect is for all of them, B Team included, to come sweeping over everyone in their rainbow parachutes. And they’re dropping candy and stolen goods all over, careful to not hurt a soul. It’s a day of pride and they’re not there to ruin anyone’s fun. And if they see someone so much as look at them with disgust for flaunting their pride… oops the fucker is on fire. Was that a flare? And Gavin had managed to hack into every speaker anywhere close to the parade and starts playing Lady Gaga’s Born This Way.

The signs as GTA Vs Protagonists

Franklin: Cancer, Virgo, Libra, & Aquarius

Michael: Sagittarius, Scorpio, Capricorn, & Pisces

Trevor: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, & Leo