(( New years eve meme mid-March. Bless you, doc. Ranposano headcanons? ))
Has to convince the other(s) to go to a party/leave the house > Yosano has to convince Ranpo to go out with her.
Drinks too much and has to be driven home. > This is 50/50 but considering they more than likely didn’t actually leave the house they both got sloshed
Makes a bunch of resolutions (do they keep them?) > Yosano makes a bunch of resolutions, does not keep them, legit a month later she’s already failed, Ranpo points it out.
Gets drunk quicker > Ranpo 100000%
Is scared to open the champagne bottle/passes it to the other(s) > Ranpo hands Yosano the bottle “how do I open this??”
Initiates kissing the other(s) at midnight > Ranpo initiates the kiss at midnight just to shock Yosano.
Is distracted watching football > Neither, neither of them like sports all that much.
Wishes there wasn’t such a big fuss over it all > Ranpo, he doesn’t see the point? Its just another year
Wants to clean the whole house > Yosano, it has to be like her office, clean and pristine.
Goes a little overboard with confetti > Both of them, if they’re gonna do this they are gonna do it well.
Makes a cheesy toast > Ranpo, he toasts to Yosano and another year of their relationship, he does it to embarrass her. (Ps. It works)
Goes to bed early > Ranpo, he’s asleep by 9:30
[ TEXT >> BEXIT 💁🍷 ] Let me get this straight, chicka… [ TEXT >> BEXIT 💁🍷 ] First you spill BUBBLES all over my couch, now you let a kitten shit on my floor? [ TEXT >> BEXIT 💁🍷 ] It’s like I’m living with Lydia all over again. [ TEXT >> BEXIT 💁🍷 ] You’re cleaning it up. FYI. [ TEXT >> BEXIT 💁🍷 ] And you owe me a new couch while we’re at it.
[ TEXT >> @rubyrednightingale]: Okay, BUT, consider the following counterarguments [ TEXT >> Rubes ❤️✨ ]: 1. I was drunk [ TEXT >> Rubes ❤️✨ ]: 2. It’s a KITTEN!!! <3 [ TEXT >> Rubes ❤️✨ ]: 3. If I cleaned your apartment, it would probably end up MESSIER than it is now [ TEXT >> Rubes ❤️✨ ]: 4. You love me <3 [ TEXT >> Rubes ❤️✨ ]: …The couch I can do. Are you good with IKEA?