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There’s a great mammal in the ocean known as the 52-hertz whale. All year, he practices his love song for the female. Travels thousands of miles to find her. But when he finally gets the chance to serenade her, she doesn’t give him a call back. Why? His love ballad is sung at 52 hertz, a sonic signature one note higher than the lowest sound of a tuba. The average female hears at 10 to 15 hertz. So she never hears his song.


I made this because I’m a sucker for will-they-won’t-they-drawn-out-crime-show couples and I recently discovered GSR and their stupid epicness

  • Grissom: Heather before I get back on my boat, I wanted to thank you.
  • Heather: Thank me for what?
  • Grissom: When we first met I had a shell around my heart. I'd lost my belief in humanity. The only truth I knew was empirical science. I just wanted to thank you for opening my heart. Through you I learned to love someone.
  • Heather: Sara?
  • Grissom: She restored my faith in the human being. Plus, she helped me with my crossword puzzles. She's been my best friend. I'll miss her. For the rest of my life.