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anonymous asked:

I need to know stuff about equius lejion blease

she’s still very tough and a very messy girl! she just is confused by a lot of the current government policies and everything that her moiral tavros is messing with. she lives off the grid with her lusi! she loves the outdoors and spends most of her time going “Bear Grylls” and almost can never be found in her hive. 

how to get that perfect close-up screenshot in gw2

i don’t know if this counts as a hack or a tip or whatever, but i’d like to share a piece of advice that i haven’t seen anyone else talk about yet so?? here we go

if you’re anything like me, you like taking nice pics of your characters! too bad the camera in gw2 can only zoom in so close before you’re looking at the background behind your character’s head.

you can adjust the ‘field of view’ slider….

but maybe that’s just not close enough for you! you’re in the market for magazine quality headshots!

the game won’t let you zoom in any further than that, so the only option left is to get creative :D

find something with a hitbox and position your character in front of it

don’t stand too close, but not too far either. it’s different for everyone, so play around a bit with the postioning. turning on ‘rp walk’ is super helpful for adjusting your character just those few inches!

also: make sure your character is facing a light source. it can be hard to find one when you’re trying to face a wall at the same time, but i believe in you!

having something solid in front of you is important because when you spin the camera around, it’ll collide with the hitbox, forcing the camera to zoom in wayyyy closer than it normally would.

and when that happens….

you get really nice shot like this! look at that close-up!!

(you’ll probably have to mess around with your camera options again, especially the horizontal positioning)

and this last part is completely optional, but a little photoshop goes a long way

(when in doubt, just gaussian blur the background)

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Some panels from book 13 of the Kirby manga. Since it came out to promote Planet Robobot, you can expect a lot of Susie and Haltmann.

This book is on my list to be debound, so I can scan full chapters and stuff, but I don’t have an extra copy yet. Dunno when exactly it’ll be, but I won’t leave you Susie fans hanging!

The Types and Drinking Water

ENFP: Drinks from the toilet. It wasn’t even a dare or anything; they just wanted to know what it tasted like.

ENTP: “h20? More like h2-YO! Hahaha drink your water kids.”

INFP: Misses their entire mouth. Their over-sized sweater is utterly soaked, almost as if their nipples are tiny water falls. Shocked at this sudden development, they drop the glass and it shatters, covering the kitchen floor. Trying to tiptoe to safety, they carelessly slip on the water and onto the broken glass, nearly bleeding to death. As soon as they get discharged from the hospital they’re applying for an infomercial.

ESFP: Sticks their face right under the tap and desperately laps up the water like some kind of deranged and unsettlingly large house cat.

INTJ: * sips water* “ Disgusting. Tastes like licking a car. And you know why? The water we drink contains small traces of iron, zinc, copper, manganese and other metals. And you know who’s fault that is? Our inCOMPETENT GOVERNMENT.  THEY NEED TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND GET THEIR SH** TOGETHER. THEY’VE BEEN LYING TO US AS A NATION FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME AND IT’S TIME FOR A CHANGE. 

See more of my conspiracy theories on my tumblr blog @anti-feminism-pro-atheism ( the one with red and black theme and the Rainbow Dash icon).”

ISFJ: Has been refusing offers of a glass of water from their friend’s parent for 10 hours now and they’re really reaching their limit. Will probably resolve to drinking their pee Bear Grylls style.

ESTP: Kicks off the faucet, throws it through the window, screams, and lets the broken faucet drench them all the way from their flat peak cap to their $400 basketball shoes, their perfect abs showing through their wet t-shirt. Uploads it to vine.

INTP: * aggressively sips water through a Krazy Straw* SUCC  ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) 

ENFJ: *Makes it into Fit Tea™* “ This flattened my stomach, cleared my skin, watered my crops, improved my grades, brought Shakespeare back from the dead, got my parents back together, stopped war, solved poverty, and it tastes like Shrek in drink form GREAT. A discount code is in the description, guys! :D.”

ENTJ: Drinks the tears of all those ignorant fools they destroyed in the Spelling Bee last week. 

ISTP: They’re probably chained to a pillar in some empty warehouse as a result of a drug scandal. The only sustenance they receive is a mug of muddy water brought to them by a man in an anonymous mask twice a day. Free them.

INFJ: “Is this vegan?”

ISFP: Drinks the morning dew off the tulips and honeysuckle. It may sound whimsical in theory, but in reality seeing grown adult desperately licking wet grass and flowers in the town park is a rather unsettling experience. 

ESFJ: “Umm, tap water? No thanks. I only drink from my $20000 ultra healing magical energy quinoa infused crystals water filter I got off an infomercial thank you very much. The lady in the commercial says tap water gives you cancer and I trust her judgement. I even have her book, “ “vaccine” and “autisms” both haave six letter. Coinsidance? I think noot.”, wanna borrow it?”       

ISTJ: * Harry Potter Puppet Pals Snape voice* Today I drank some water for my breakfast. It was flavourless and watery. I thought of my mother. I cried.

ESTJ: Has one of those drink bottles with times written at different levels on the side to show you how much water you should be drinking throughout the day. It gives them a feeling of superiority knowing that their life is slightly more organised than everyone else.