ok, so here’s the thing. I don’t ship Harry and Hermione at all. I am actually happy with the way they are, like really happy. they are best friends, they hug, they hold hands, they dance, Harry protects her, Hermione looks after him and they are just friends and I think that is beautiful, because these days you can’t even talk to the opposite gender without people thinking you have a thing. I am so happy with the way Hermione and Harry are. they are just friends and I have never wanted them to be anything more.

Hogwarts Houses as Types of Memory

for @liaryn

Gryffindor: Short-term memory- they’re concerned with right now, and can ignore past actions and potential future consequences.

Slytherin: Long-term memory- able to recall details of past conversations, how to get around places they’ve been before, and exactly who was kind and unkind 

Ravenclaw: Associative memory- certain period of time are linked to material objects for them- painting brings about memories of art class in school, and the smell of lilies brings memories of weddings and funerals

Hufflepuff: Muscle memory- once they have repeated a task many times, they can do it efficiently and without conscious thought, and they do not forget, even after years of not doing it

Rereading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Chapter Sixteen - A Very Frosty Christmas

CHRISTMAS TIMEEEE IS HEEEEERE (its not even halloween yet but the hype is so real)

“Well, you can’t break an Unbreakable Vow…”
“I’d worked that much out for myself, funnily enough.”

savage harry strikes again!!!!!

- HAHAH fred and george are roasting ron about lavender asking if she has brain damage and ron A WIZARD retaliates by throwing an actual fucking knife

“Percy definitely not showing his ugly face, then?” asked Fred.
Mrs. Weasley turned away before she answered. “No, he’s busy, I expect, at the Ministry.”

literally pains me to read percys name FUQ A DUDE FOR HURTING MOLLY 

Malfoy was definitely up to something, and Snape knew it, so Harry felt fully justified in saying “I told you so,” which he had done several times to Ron already.

ah yes harry because that is a very unannoying,  non-dickhead thing to do and will totally get people to see your point of view

- ‘a cauldron full of hot, strong love’ will forever be my favorite title of anything ever

- also people are still being mean to fleur and im not here for it yall!!!!!!!!!!

- the ministry is still holding stan shunpike in azkaban :’(

“But I do not forget that during the year I taught at Hogwarts, Severus made the Wolfsbane Potion for me every month, made it perfectly, so that I did not have to suffer as I usually do at the full moon.” much as i hate snape. gotta give respect where its due. like he was a DICK to remus when he was teaching and hes the one who got him fired but like he could have made things so much worse for him by fucking up the potion so ill give him that at least.

- 1. POOR BB REMUS is being forced to live with the werewolves to try and get them to not be on voldemorts side and it hurts my heart 2. fenrir greyback is mentioned and EW

- hahahahah ron just got his christmas present from lavender and all i can say is… FUCKING SERVES U RIGHT FOR MAKING HERMIONE CRY u a lil shit head in this book ron..the fuck outta here.

He hesitated a moment, then said, “Is Hermione really going out with McLaggen?”
“I dunno,” said Harry. “They were at Slughorn’s party together, but I don’t think it went that well.”
Ron looked slightly more cheerful as he delved deeper into his stocking.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- kreacher got harry a christmas present and harry didn’t get him one in return. sure, it was a package of maggots BUT STILL. its the thought that counts. sweet angel kreacher. 

- more random than harry and ginny? REMUS AND TONKS. like forreal where did this come from??? was jkr just in a very like loving mood when she read this book? idk but girl i am CONFUSED

- scrimgeour and percy just busted into the christmas feast and I DO NOT APPROVE ONE BIT. scrimgeour is trying to be like ‘who wants to go on a stroll with me?? eenie meenie minie… HARRY POTTER’ and it SUCKS yall

“You never get it right, you people, do you? Either we’ve got Fudge, pretending everything’s lovely while people get murdered right under his nose, or we’ve got you, chucking the wrong people into jail and trying to pretend you’ve got ‘the Chosen One’ working for you!”


“I haven’t forgotten, Minister…”
He raised his right fist. There, shining white on the back of his cold hand, were the scars which Dolores Umbridge had forced him to carve into his own flesh: I must not tell lies

literal chills. HARRY IS GOING AWF

“Well, it is clear to me that he had done a very good job on you,” said Scrimgeour, his eyes cold and hard behind his wire-rimmed glasses. “Dumbledore’s man through and through, aren’t you, Potter?”
“Yeah, I am,” said Harry. “Glad we straightened that out.”
And turning his back on the Minister of Magic, he strode back toward the house.

*im a boss ass bitch plays in the background*


WELP if you liked that, follow me for more chapters!

Gryffindor: I am so exited for that quidditch match tomorrow. I think Bulgaria is going to absolutely wreck Ireland. They haven’t played each other since the quidditch World Cup.

Hufflepuff: Sorry, I didn’t hear you, what team?

Ravenclaw: *leaps down stairs, parkours over Slytherin, crashes through window* WILDCATS!

Hey guys! I finally got around making a poster for my Marauder’s fic!

Here’s the FF link

Here’s the AO3 link

Genre: Romance, Angst

Characters: OCs, Marauders

Pairings: Interhouse relationships, canon relationships, OC Interhouse relationships


With the Dark Lord on the move, Eris Turner has never before been terrified to be a Slytherin. She’s never felt like she belonged in the first place, but being Muggle-Born made her a primary target amongst her peers. As she begins her last year at Hogwarts, she wishes to graduate without any incidents. However, when a transfer student from Durmstrang crosses paths with her, she finds out her fate is imminent. 


I would really appreciate a reblog! Thanks my lovelies~