hogwarts check please sorting
because apparently there haven’t been enough people telling me i was wrong, today
HOW I SEE THE HOUSES
Gryffindor- Bravery, when bravery is facing your fears, and the more scared you are, the braver you need to be to put a step in front of the other.
Hufflepuff - Loyalty, towards your friends, your team, your principles.
Ravenclaw - Is knowledge, in many ways, the need to know more, to excel, to perform better, to better oneself, by studying, practising an art or a sport.
Slytherin - Ambition, personnal but also global- I shall change the world someday, don’t stop me now.
So, with that in mind-
Bitty- Gryffindor because our boy is so, so brave.
Jack- Ravenclaw because he doesn’t want to become the best hockey player, he wants to practice hockey and better himself, better himself better himself…
Shitty- Slytherin because he’s gonna change the world, motherfuckers, just watch.
Lardo- Slytherin. She doesn’t know what’s she’s gonna do, but when she pics, she’s gonna be the best at it.
Ransom- Ravenclaw because he actually likes this sciency shit
Holster- Hufflepuff because he’s loyal. To maybe two people, but loyal.
Dex- Slytherin. He WILL get the things he wants, even if he has to work himself to death to get them.
Chowder: Hufflepuff, not for the sunshine and rainbows, but he’s just so loyal to his friends, his team, his Sharks, his principles.
Nursey- Ravenclaw, because he always wants to become a better poet.
Tango- Ravenclaw. Always. Questioning.
Whiskey- Slytherin. Boy wants to make money and score goals, no matter how weird his team might be.