Person B: *makes a love potion* *gives it to person A*

Person A: *drinks it* oh B… you look so handsome tonight…

Person B: *gulps* re-really?

Person A: NO

Person A: I saw you doing the love potion yesterday, I just pretended to drink it

Person A: JOKE’S ON YOU! I’M ALREADY IN LOVE WITH YOU! HA!

OTP Wing

Person C: *wraps arm around A’s sholders* Hey A.

Person A: What’s up?

Person C: *points at B* You see B over there?

Person A: Yeah?.. What about B?

Person C: B thinks you’re really cute.

Person A: I would hope so! We’re married.

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Thank you for bringing JOY to my heart, BEAUTY to my world and LOVE to my life

→ Fairy Tail main ships (+ Canajane)

  • Person A: The next song is dedicated to B, the love of my life
  • Audience: *in expectation*
  • Person A: *Starts singing the entire Shrek soundtrack completely serious*
  • Person C: Omg he is so lame, [to B] you must feel so embarrassed...
  • Person B: *touched to tears*
  • Person C: What the fuck