grus em

gru: WHERE’S THE PAPER TOWELS

dru: over here

gru: THROW EM OVER  HERE

dru: *throws*

gru: OUCH…MOTHERFUCKER YOU HIT ME IN THE DICK!!

dru: i’m sorry!!

gru: YOU’RE LUCKY IT WASN’T HARD…………………….I MEANT THIS THING NOT MY DICK