Look, I already got over that problem because my grand-niece tricked me into standin’ on a water tower with a muffin painted on it!
Nice kid, a little “cray-cray” though.
And I wish I’d never let her have that grappling hook, she’s always shooting and hangin’ off the rafters, which makes me worry, because the Mystery Shack ain’t exactly made of grade-a lumber,if you know what I mean, and it’d really kill my wallet if I had to rebuild this dump…
Listen kid, you’re gonna have to not use made up words if ya start askin’ me questions. The only things I’ve been on lately are The Gravity Falls Police Blotter and the Freddy and The Weasel in the Morning Show!
Oh man, that Weasel guy cracks me up! How does do all those hilarious voices? And then with those crazy sound effects! Heh heh, great guys! Really classin’ up this two-bit town!
Oh, is that what it’s called? I saw it in a pawn shop while I was selling some some jewelry that I… erm… uh, a friend gave to me. Anyways, I thought it’d go great with the whole “Mr. Mystery” schtick and sort of create an air of mystique about me, ya know?
(OOC: Hello all, I haven’t been meaning the neglect this blog, it’s just that I’m running low on the makeup I use, and I’d love to be able to answer a ton of questions all in one photo session. In the meantime I’ve been working on some props and Gravity Falls related things for this blog. Stay tuned. and make sure to keep sending in those asks! Thanks!)
Hey, my uh, envelope thingy is really empty, so why don’t you suckers go ahead and toss Ol’ Grunkle Stan some questions, huh? I’m workin’ on some right now, but I’m runnin’ dangerously low on material over here.