Her name was Carla McCorkle. Carla “Hotpants” McCorkle. Me and Carla baby would cut a rug together at The Juke Joint, our favorite 50’s themed, 1970’s diner. Then one day, this new age tree hugger starts playing this transcendental hippie music. Carla’s hotpants turned into bellbottoms before I even knew what happened.
why isn’t “grunkle Stan I trust you” a meme like whenever stan explains himself/something or answers a question she just goes “grunkle Stan, I trust you” and everyone’s like MABEL SHUT UP because she won’t stop saying it after everything he says