THERES GRAVITY FALLS GOODIES SOMEWHERE IN THE WOODS

Alright, the title makes me seem crazy but hear me out. So the cypher on the bus seat says something like this:  KEY: “Hidden deep within the woods a buried treasure awaits” DECODED:  “statues found beyond the rusty gates”. So I think this is implying that there’s two treasures. A statue, and buried treasure. Hmmmmm…a statue? 

Where have we seen a real life statue in Gravity Falls? 

BOOM. BEYOND SOME RUSTY GATES IN OREGON THERE’S A STATUE OF BILL. 

…Deep within the woods is a very vague description of where we can find treasure. How does Alex expect us to know where he is talking about? 

UNLESS THEY ALREADY GAVE US THE EXACT COORDINATES. 


This is from themysteryofgravityfalls website.

And guess where those coordinates take us to! 

SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE IN THE FUCKING WOODS IN OREGON. https://www.google.com/maps/place/44°47'36.7%22N+121°33'12.2%22W/@44.7935348,-121.555591,574m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x0:0x0 

ANNNDD The spot is not too far from a road. So it is reachable. 

So you might be thinking I’m still crazy. I might be overthinking this, and losing my mind because it is 4am and I have been figuring this out nonstop. 


But a reporter for Disney (aka this guy isn’t a fan, he works for this shit) Posted these tweets: 

BTW, the guy that runs that Twitter account is Reddit user GravityFallsCipher and he’s usually the first to post trailers for GF and stuff. He’s the real deal. 


SO WHAT CAN WE CONCLUDE? 

1. Alex Hirsch and the Gravity Falls team are all fucking geniuses. 

2. There’s treasure! They want us to make our own mysteries! 

3. This is the greatest show ever. 

THIS IS JUST MY GUESSES. THIS IS NOT 100% ACCURATE. IF YOU LIVE SOMEWHAT CLOSE TO THE COORDINATES, GO AND SEE IF YOU’D LIKE. I AM NOT AN OFFICIAL SOURCE AND I JUST TRIED TO PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER AND THAT’S WHAT I GOT. 


…anyone up for a road trip?

5

To risk the destruction of the earth, for any reason, is selfish. But if you arrive to see the best in the person who takes that risk, no matter what the consequences… The reason can’t explain, you just saw yourself in his eyes. Also, you are probably full of love. A simple child with a burden in her hands. And in her heart.

4

I love the parallels between Stan and Ford, even with small things like their hilariously laid back attitudes towards weapons.