For GrumpyComments, my answer:

I ask for a first name and an interesting fact/skill/aspiration from everyone, in the style of the traditional “I’m Doug, and I’m an alcoholic.” It only takes a second, write your entry and re-post it around if you don’t mind and we’ll see what we learn, we’ll see how awesome all of you people are.

I’m Sara (*sigh* I think this is the third time today I posted that sentence).

Fact: I embarrass my children regularly and I LOVE IT!

Skill: I give good head (I like to think so anyway. Last week FutureLotteryWinner made me wonder).

Aspiration: I want to work in Disney World. Especially in the 50’s restaurant in Hollywood Studios.  I’d be a great “Mom.”