grumpy!bruce

medeafive  asked:

Buckynat prompt: throwing horrible pick up lines at each other

Bucky skips the most of the charity benefits the Avengers attend–it’s not like New York’s high society is clamoring to make small talk with a grumpy assassin anyway. (Bruce gets out of most events for similar reasons.) But sometimes Natasha will hear about a fundraiser for disabled veterans or land mine removal and put it on his calendar.

“They can send the invitation to me, you know,” he grumps, fastening his cufflinks. “You don’t have to manage me.”

Natasha fusses needlessly with his tie. “Stop being an ass. Being around strangers is stressful enough for you. I’m just trying to help.”

Bucky sighs, then puts his hand on Natasha’s face, gazing into her eyes. “Baby,” he says solemnly, “You’re so sweet you give me cavities.”

Her mouth flattens into an unimpressed line. “You’re going to have to do way better than that. Also, starting before we get there is cheating.”

Bucky can still make small talk when he needs to. It’s not as much of a chore for him as he lets everyone think it is. It’s being in a huge room with poor sightlines and hundreds of moving targets that makes him clammy. Nat always wears something that lets him keep an eye on her. Tonight it’s a pair of huge, glimmering earrings.

He watches them reflect light as she passes him, arching an eyebrow and murmuring, “Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?” Bucky bites the corner of his mouth to suppress a smirk.

“Going with the classics tonight, I see,” he says, handing her a glass of champagne.

“Maybe,” she replies. “Did you get any of that crab appetizer? It was amazing.”

“Yeah, I had, like, four. You know.” He tips his glass towards her conspiratorially. “They say you are what you eat.”

“And you’re crabby?” she hazards.

“I was gonna say, if that’s true, I could be you by tomorrow morning.”

She snorts, and Bucky clenches a fist in victory. “Point for me! Shot for you!” Neither of them can really get drunk, but it’s still enormous fun to throw back shots in formalwear.

Nat gets him when they sit down for dinner, swiping at something invisible on his pant leg. “Did you sit in sugar?” she asks with annoyance.

He starts to reply, “I don’t think so,” before she breaks in with “‘Cause you’ve got a sweet ass.”

“Goddamnit,” he mutters, signaling for the waiter.

She gets him again during the salad course, leaning over and saying seductively, “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”

There’s dancing after dinner, and that’s when they really get going.

There isn’t any room at the bar, so Bucky slings an arm over Natasha’s shoulders and says, “Don’t worry, as long as I have a face, you have a place to sit.”

Nat holds her sleeve to his face and says, “Excuse me, sorry, does this smell like chloroform to you?”

She asks what he wants to do when they get home and he says, “We could play strip poker. You can strip, and I’ll poke you.”

But they save their best/worst lines for when Steve is within earshot. Bucky waits until Steve’s taken a drink before cheerfully announcing to Nat, “Do you live on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.”

While Steve’s choking, she counters with, “Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach, and I think I should take you out.”

“That doesn’t even make sense!” Steve complains.

Nat pats his arm and says, “Sorry, sorry.” Then she runs her hand up and down his sleeve and adds innocently, “This jacket is nice. Is it made of boyfriend material?”

“No! No way,” he says firmly. “I will not be drawn into this weirdness. Good night to you both.”

As he strides away, Bucky calls, “I hate to see you to leave, but I love to watch you go!”

They both do shots after that one.

Happy you’re here (2/?)

Summary: You didn’t actually know who you were, rescued from H.Y.D.R.A, you suffered Dissociative Amnesia. The Avangers helped you, now was time for you to help Bucky.  

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader

Word Count: 2,725

Warnings: Cursing(a lot, like… A LOT), Fluff(?), claustrophobia mention, dead body mention, violence mention. 

A/N: Ok, I tried, I SWEAR. Well, I’m just bored so…. Yeah. BTW, there’s a Bucky P.O.V. Sorry about any mistakes, as I said on part 1, english is not my natural language (Also, let me know if you guys want me to try to make Y/N genderless, since the characters reffer you as “she/Her”) 

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5


Originally posted by aestheticimagines


You did what?” Bruce almost screamed at Steve

“I introduced Y/N to Bucky. You’ve met him before, he wouldn’t hurt her!”

“Of course he wouldn’t. She would kick his ass.” Natasha said with a smirk while crossing her legs. Everyone was there, minus you and Bucky.

“See?” Steve knew she was right; it was hard to someone to beat you up. Impossible, actually. Your reflexes and speed were really good, even Pietro wouldn’t be able to harm you. Since you always knew where he was appearing, not even you understood how.

The abilities you acquired from your years in H.Y.D.R.A stayed, like the scars. To remind you that you’ve done things before, you just didn’t remember what.

“That’s not the point, Steve. The point is that anything can trigger her to remember what she had passed! Nat, do you remember how you found her? Wanda, do you remember what you saw?” Both woman nodded tensely

“She can’t see that… Never.

“So what do you want us to do? To keep her or the Soldier locked in their rooms? The Captain here didn’t do something wrong. I saw Buck in the corridor with Y/N. Again, that weird person gained one of us. For the first time, he wasn’t looking like a grumpy angst teen.” Bruce sighed while massaging the bridge of his nose; he had a soft spot for you. Maybe because at the start you would always go to him and Steve when you didn’t know how to use things or what to do, when you had cute silly questions, when you discovered something new or etc.

“I know, Tony. However, she already has trigger words. We discovered three in these past years. She had nightmares that kept her awake for months; the memories were trying to come back. All of them had to do with H.Y.D.R.A, but there aren’t only words. Anything that remind her of that can trigger the memories.” He stopped for a moment, seeing that he got everyone’s attention “And I’m not only worried with her. Bucky also may suffer because of this. We all know him, he couldn’t even look to ours faces last year. And if he find out he might help her remember? And If the trigger words aren’t just to make her remember her past, but also turned her into the weapon?”

“Is a big IF, doctor.” Clint said, remembering how Bucky’s mood changed as soon as he saw you “She’s good to people, maybe is one of her powers or just how she is. But just like us, he also needs her.”

“What you’re still doing here, Princess Merida?” Your laugh broke the tense silence, FRIDAY had warn you about the reunion you had to go, after showing all the tower to Buck, that was still on the door. As if he didn’t know if he was supposed to enter the room.

“Actually, Steve called all of us, Y/N” Natasha voice made you turn your head quickly to the woman getting up to catch you as you hugged her

“Peter!” You screamed, hearing Sam and Pietro laugh

“Peter?” Wanda asked while glancing at the men she was sitting next to, Vision, her boyfriend.

“I think Y/N made a pun about “Black Widow” using Mr. Parker as a reference.”

“You thought right, my dear evil Smurf.” Steve pulled Buck to enter the room, but he didn’t know what to do. First, because he was too amazed by how you were opened to everyone, how each people smiled when seeing you. Second, because he didn’t know why he was there since it looked like a friend’s reunion.

“Guys, I called you to warn that Bucky is staying with us.”

“Bubbles, let him sit, first. You’re making him uncomfortable.” People laughed while Steve rolled him eyes, letting go of Buck’s shoulders. He almost let a sigh of relief come out of when he heard you coming to rescue him.

“Thank you.” He whispered, sitting in the chair you indicated, right at your side. Pietro glanced at him with a not so friendly gaze, but he got distracted when you winked at him, smiling sweetly

“Any time, love” He didn’t know why he was smiling all goofy. Steve was happy to see you there, making him truly smile in less than a minute.

Bucky was still paying attention to you when Steve continued to talk, making both of you stare at the Captain.

“Well, you all know Buck- Yes, Y/N?”

“Where was I when he first came?” Steve blushed, remembering what he send you to do, so you didn’t get caught in the small war it had between all of them.

“Remember that mission in Brazil?”

“You mean the one you send me to, that I stayed almost three months chasing a non-existing thing? That one?” Everyone laughed at your bitter answer, you almost punched Steve when you returned.

“Yes, that one.” He sighed “Well, I didn’t call everyone just for informing of Buck, unfortunately. Natasha and I found a base that might been used by H.Y.D.R.A and that is possible being activated again, and we are going to need help with this. Y/N, you know I wouldn’t call you for something involving… it. But, we fear that they might have files of you.”

Bucky glanced surprised at you, he didn’t thought that where you had suffered was H.Y.D.R.A, just like him.

You smiled comfortably at Steve, nodding calm with your head.

“I know, Stevie.”

“You don’t need to go if you don’t want you, nether you or Bucky. We are just informing, since involve both of you…”

“I’ll go.” Bucky said, a weird protective feeling growing inside his chest towards you.

“Well, I never run from a good fight, anyways… When?”

“Tomorrow, we need to make sure they don’t have your files.” After all, you were their most important, dangerous weapon, years had passed, and still, you hadn’t discovered all of your powers.

“Okay… Buttercup, I’ll introduce you to Buckbeak, c’mon.” You got up, when seeing that there wasn’t more anything to discuss. Buck looked into everyone’s small smiles when he also got up and you grabbed his wrist, knowing that they were going to talk something more. You always knew. “Sam, you still own me a rematch.”

“You lost?!” Pietro gasped, making you laugh and stop at the door, seeing Sam look at his own shoes embarrassed

“He ran.” You left the room full of people laughing, just like you wanted.

“You were captured Hydra?” He asked while you jogged to catch the elevator, you waited him entry the machine to answer.

“Well, as far as I know. Steve said that Nat rescued me from one of their oldest base. But as I said, I don’t remember.”

“Did they… Mess with your brain?” You stopped for a second, thinking about that question. Did they?

Your head started to ache when flashes of weird and old machines appeared, you saw metal, bright lights, loud screams and pain.

Mostly, pain.

Bucky studied you for a moment, feeling bad when seeing your eyes shut quickly as if you were in pain, frowning your brows and heavily breathing.

“I-… I don’t… Maybe… I can’t remember, sorry.” You whispered, slowly opening your eyes, remembering that you had nightmares about that kind of stuff before.

“I’m the one supposed to apologize, Doll.” A smile covered your lips when hearing his worried voice

“I’m O.K, Buttercup. It happens sometimes. Bruce says that are just some memories trying to force their ways to my mind. Anything can trigger them, so… Yeah”

“Like… Trigger words?” You snapped your head at him, surprised with the precision of his words.

“Exactly. Until now, we found three. Two of them are in Portuguese, the other is in Russian. Nat found it when she was angry at Tony, so she kind of snapped and said “walls” in Russian.” You started to walk towards the living room, next to the kitchen. “FRIDAY, can you please put Harry Potter for us?”

“The AudioBooks or the movies, Mrs. Y/N?”

“The movies, I’ll show him the books later.” Buck settled where you indicated to him, when you were about to sit on his side, he took the spot, making you sit on his flesh arm side.

“Sorry. Huh… What happened?” He said, trying to keep you talking, since he liked your voice. It wasn’t calm, but it also wasn’t energetic.

“Well, apparently, I fainted. But the nightmares were the worst, at the time I just had gazes at what was that. When I slept, I dreamed about a tiny room. It was so small that I couldn’t even sit. I had to be on my feet for what looked to be days… I felt so god damn claustrophobic!” You laughed, trying to make fun of what you had passed. But the memories of that dream reminded you of the worst part, the one you didn’t tell him.

You weren’t alone there.

There was a dead, stinking, cold body pressed against yours. It made you want to throw up, but at that time, you hadn’t eat anything, so there was nothing to come out of you.

“Harry Potter? Uh, the cat is turning into a woman.” He tried to take you out of those sick thoughts, and he did it.

“Minerva McGonagall, she is badass as fuck! You’ll like her!” Bucky smiled at you when you punched – lightly – his shoulder before bringing your feet to the couch, starting to pay attention to the movie.

“So… Everyone seems to like you.” Bucky said, glancing at you when seeing you chuckle a little

“Not everyone. Vision don’t like me.” He arched a brow in confusion “I mean, is not like he hates me. Is more of a… Caution feeling? I don’t know, actually. But I think he is afraid that I snap or something like that, because of my past.”  

He controlled his curiosity, since you told him about the trigger words, he didn’t want you to feel uncomfortable

Bucky P.O.V

In the third movie I understood the nickname, but that didn’t stop you to keep me there watching all the movies. You said that no one liked to watch the movies with you, because you would repeat the lines with the movie.

But I thought it was lovely, especially when you turn your gaze at me just to smile and say random things about the movie or the books. It was night before we could even tell, and you just yawned, getting up after we finish all the movies.

They were great.

“Now I’ll leave you alone, you need to get some rest for tomorrow’s mission.” You said, smiling and offering me your right hand, as if you knew exactly that I didn’t like my metal arm “Are you sure you want to go tomorrow? I mean, you just got here.”

“I want to go.” You nodded with your head and, as I did the whole day, I followed you. Walking on your heels to the room’s floor, you stood on the doorway of my room, waiting for me to enter it

“If you want or need anything, my room is the last one of the corridor, ok?” You gazed at me, stocking a piece of your hair behind your ear “Goodnight, Buck.”

“Goodnight, Doll.” You smiled gently at me and turned on your heels before jogging to the final of the corridor, entering a room that – as you said – was yours.

“You’re already charmed, tin can?” Sam laughed, making my smile fall. I felt him coming close, but I hoped that he just passed to his room and left me alone with my small good mood “Don’t worry, it’s normal. We would have a problem if you didn’t liked her.”

I just groaned in answer, making him chuckle and pass through my door to go to his room.

I just sitted on the bed, thinking how grateful I was that those people accepted me there after all I’ve done. But what stayed in my head, was Y/N laughter. The soft, sweet chuckle of yours.


No, Y/N.” Steve said in his Captain tone, making you frown your brows in pure frustration

“So, you make me wake up early to go to this mission, just so I could stay in the fucking Jet?”

“And you are not flying it. Just to be clear.” I heard Clint say from the pilot part, you huffed and crossed your arms in front of your breasts. God Damn that was cute, especially when you were looking down on a man twice your height.

“Captain, you betta give me a good excuse for me not to punch you in your fucking amazing nose right fucking now.” Natasha laughed while entering the Jet, I was already on my way to one sit far from the others, thinking that they might not be used to me on a mission and will want their space.

“It might trigger your memories?” He tried, but the only thing you did was huff in anger

Everything can trigger my fucking memories, Rogers! The stupid walls can trigger them, the stupid sky can trigger them. Hell, your butt can even trigger them, but you don’t see me stopping squeezing it, do you?!” Everyone on the jet laughed, Steve and me included. “The point, Steve, is that I can’t just run of everything and hide under my bed, scared to even look in the mirror. I did things, I’ve been through things, yes. But that is the old me, someone I don’t even remember and that by the scars, I didn’t want to be.” I looked at my hands, feeling those words enter my skin like blazing metal.

“Bruce will stay on the jet, why can’t you?”

“Because dad number two is a doctor and he can’t fight without turning green, big and grumpy, neither can he hold a gun.”

“Dad number two?” Steve’s brows frowned as you sighed

“I made a fucking life-changing speech, you just catch that?!”

“Who is ‘dad number one’?”

“Who do you think, papa?” I chuckled at your ironic, sassy, kind of sexy, side

“Steve, Y/N won’t stop complaining until you let her go. And she’ll be entering that place while arguing with you about entering there.” Sam went to your rescue, as if he had seen that before and knew where it was going to end “And you also know she’s right. She’s a grown ass woman, what’s the worst thing that could happen? Us finishing the mission before than expected?” He chuckled as you high-fived him

“And you are completely out of your mind if you think that I’ll let Wanda and Pietro enter there without me.” You whispered, but I was able to hear it, since both of you were closer to me than to the others.

“Fine! But when you get nightmares, don’t come to me!” He huffed, making you smile widely at him and jump into a bear hug.

“Thanks, dad!” Steve tried to contain the grin that was forming in his face, but ended giggling anyways.

“Don’t call me that, I’m too hot to be a dad.”

“If isn’t the captain feeling himself today, look at that!” Sam said loudly from his sit, making everyone laugh.

“I hope you don’t mind, not that I actually care, but I’ll use you as a pillow.” You said, sitting on my flesh side, aware of my problem.

“So is just the super soldier appear and you replace me, love?” The silvered hair boy said, suddenly sitting on her other side

“Oh, please, Pietro. You know you’re irreplaceable! But his biceps are bigger, like, fuck! Look at this, is bigger than my head!” You played, lifting my arm as I felt a smirk play in my lips

“Are you telling me you don’t think I’m hot, anymore?” He placed his hand on his chest, as if he was hurt “You cold woman!”

“Stop fighting over Y/N, Speedy. And you Barnes, you just got here and was able to finally make her flirt, congratulations.” Tony said, and as I looked into you face, I saw you sweetly blush, huffing and rolling your eyes.

“Oh, please, fuckboy. Nine out of eleven words that I speak I’m flirting”

“I thought it was cursing.” Sam said, earning giggles from you

“What do you think are the others three?”

anonymous asked:

Bro do you have any grumpy old man Bruce headcanons? He's my fave and I never hear any about him

Ok. So, I LOVE old man Bruce okay. Dude.

It’s been absolutely fascinating going right from watching Batman the Animated Series to Batman Beyond because you really get to see Bruce grow up, his character arc is more visible. 

At the start he’s so cold and refuses to reach out emotionally to anyone. He’s basically given up. He probably had a daily routine of stalking hold enemies and making sure they weren’t causing any problems, going through every single police report filed that day, Tbh he seems to look after Ace better than he looks after himself (like he doesn’t cook that well and probably forgets to eat). He was most likely at his worst after Alfred died because he really was completely alone then. Alone, and angry at himself, but too ingrained in his ways to change- and he figures he has little time left on earth anyway. In a lot of ways that Bruce is Batman without the ties to humanity, completely consumed by the cowl, he’s a robot. 

And then Terry happens, and Bruce comes to back to life. The sass & snark start small, it’s really sweet and entirely heartbreaking. He’s almost… nervous? Like he doesn’t hop straight back into high society. I think Terry gives him the courage to do it, to go reclaim Wayne Powers INC, to actually give a damn again. And it’s fantastic, that in the writing, they kept Bruce’s personality quirks and traits. He may be old, but each episode shows a little more of the Bruce I remember as a kid. He’s snarky, too blunt, NOSY AS ALL HELL, and very much the same little shit who prides himself on foiling any and all bad guy plans. He’s also so excited to share his skills with Terry??? Like my favourite Bruce moments are p much all Bruce being Terry’s tougher Yoda. 

I think age has also humbled Bruce a little. He can’t physically keep up, and that must be horrible for someone once called The Batman. He’s a little softer with Terry’s mentoring, like maybe he’s understanding why Dick, Tim and Babs left, and what the superhero gig can do to a person. He still has his grumpy old man moments but it’s interesting that he’s quicker to yield when Terry bites back, idk he seems more open to change. He’s particularly clear about leaving the door open if Terry ever chose to quit- and in a way I think he hopes Terry WILL walk away before this life consumes him too. 

Terry changes a lot over the course of the series, but Bruce changes just as much if not more. The Bruce at the start of BB is not the same as the Bruce at the end of the series. 

anonymous asked:

prompts 5 & 9 with clark kent and bruce? with clark being the one trying to set up grumpy ol' bruce with someone? :)

9. “At what point did you think that was a good idea?”

5. “Are you hitting on her for me?”

Bruce eyed you as your hips swayed to bass of the music, watching as you gyrated them against your dark haired friend, in an absurd manner. He’s been observing since you first walked into that door. Bruce eyes followed you as you sashayed over to his side of the bar. He nearly choked on his whiskey, overhearing how dirty you take your Martinis.

“Earth to Bruce… Hello?” Clark sang, snapping his fingers. “What’s got you so distracted?” He leaned in, his eyes following the direction of where he was looking.

“Ahh.. I see..” Was all he said before he scooted his stool closer next to you.

Before Clark had the chance to tap your shoulder, Bruce yanked him by the sleeve of his jacket, shaking his head sternly.

“Come on Bruce.. I think it’s about time you had that spark in your life.” Clark gave his shoulder a couple of manly taps. Before Bruce even had the chance to object, he already cleared his throat and said “Excuse me ma’am?”

Bruce’s eyes shot down to his drink, pretending to be immensely interested in the half empty glass. It’s been a while since someone actually caught his eye or gave the big guy butterflies. He doesn’t remember the last time he went on a actual date or woke up next to warmth instead of a empty bed. Bruce looked back up hearing the vibration in your laugh, but soon scowled at what was the cause of it. It wasn’t difficult to realize that Clark was attempting to put the moves on you. Bruce cleared his throat abruptly , causing you and Clark to face him. Bruce gave an expression of ‘What the fuck are you doing?’ , he yanked Clark by the sleeve once again.

“Are you hitting on her for me?” Bruce whispered yelled.

“I wanted to show her what she was gonna’ miss before she got trapped in a relationship with a stick in the mud like you.”

“At what point did you think that was a good idea?” Bruce squinted his eyes, pinching the bridge of his nose.

You giggled overhearing their conversation and you shrugged when his eyes met yours.

“If you wanted to talk to me, you could’ve just said so, and you seem pretty fun to me.” You walked pass him, grazing your hand against his shoulder, teasingly walking away.

a/n: sorry I’m late with this one.

Superbat idea:

Clark has tea with Bruce and the fam one afternoon (for reasons, it doesn’t matter), and conversation stalls. Clark and Bruce are silently staring at each-other with little facial quirks now and again to express a slightly different emotion. After about a minute Clark realizes what’s going on and- 

“DAMMIT BRUCE Now you have me doing the ‘silent conversation’ thing! I am spending far too much time with you.”
“Very good, Clark, now get a degree in forensic science and you’ll just about be qualified to be a Robin. :D We’ll have to get you a costume to match.”
Clark gives him an irritated look, and–

“Oh now which of us is the grumpy one?”
and Bruce just smiles mischievously, for once being the lighthearted one because he’s being a snarky little shit and Clark gets to deal with it.

anonymous asked:

Hello, I love your blog and your views! Your art is so fantastic and even more awesome because of bottom!clark!!! I've always wanted to get into batman/superman comics, but I don't know where to start. Could you please suggest me some recommendations?

Hello! Thank you a lot ahhh seriously everytime someone tells me they like bottom!Clark I just start crying //wipe tears/

Okay, I have to admit I’m still beginner at comic and all (I’ve only been in the fandom for nearly a year) so I haven’t been able to read much, but these are my favourite:

-PreN52 + N52 Batman/Superman titles. Seriously it’s the easiest start.

-World’s Finest (1990). Ahh this one is very cute, it has Clark give Bruce a Christmas present in pink wrapping lol be still my heart.

-World’s Finest (1999). It sums up their relationship post-crisis pretty well. 10 years in 10 issues. I started weeping uncontrollably at the later parts SERIOUSLY.

-Superman Beyond vol 1. Hmmm a bit of old people love to warm the soul seriously how can they still be so cute after all those years. Plus, it has Bruce wearing the armour and shielding for Clark which is 1000% my weakness.

-52 Aftermath: The Four Horsemen. The real question I have for this mini-series is did they just comfirm Bruce ‘taught’ Clark how to endure pain??

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obiwhy  asked:

I am sorry for so much terry mcginnis but: Terry actually being way better at handling Bruce (even grumpy, post-failed-mission Bruce) than pretty much anyone else because old Bruce is eternally grumpy and Terry has learned how to deal with him. Just Terry pushing past Dick like "I got this" and somehow managing to calm down a livid batman with like a fucking cup of tea and the correct inoffensive body language and the batkids looking on like what witchcraft is this

Bury me. Just go ahead and bury me. This is AMAZING.

qingcong  asked:

I am really frustrated about work things right now so to make myself feel better, 3-sentence prompt: Bruce is grumpy. Damian's logic goes: Superman fixes things > Bruce needs someone to fix his grumpy > get Clark and make him help Bruce.

There was a beat of silence after Damian’s near-rant, before Clark could respond. To be honest he was still under a bit of shock. How did Damian get his apartment? How did he know where it was? How did Clark not hear him?

“So…”

“I don’t understand what you’re missing here.” Damian sighed in exasperation, like his point was obvious. “Father’s upset. And you seem to have appeared every other time he’s upset.”

“Oh.” And suddenly, realization dawned. Damian thought he could fix Bruce. It was…incredibly cute.“Oh.” Clark stumbled to his feet. Damian rolled his eyes, turning towards the door. “Right. Uh…” He grinned, following after the child. Wait until Bruce got a load of this. “Right behind you.”

anonymous asked:

Oh my gosh! I really missed seeing your DC Hero Sims on my dash. Do you mind if you could show some of it? I especially loved your Batfam Sims! :)

Absolutely! I love requests for my Sims to justify my posting them, because I fully acknowledge that it’s Very Silly Business.

My Batfamily house is safe and sound on my PC back in the USA. I’m on my laptop in Korea for another month, however, and the Batman v Superman trailer is getting me hyped against my better judgment. So I made a new household: Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Diana Prince, Lois Lane, and Lex Luthor. Super Roommates!

Diana Prince/Wonder Woman 
Traits: Good, Rebellious, Loves the Outdoors, Athletic, Charismatic

Lois Lane
Traits: Bookworm (writer trait), Good Kisser, Hot-Headed, Ambitious, Daredevil

Clark Kent/Superman
Traits: Good, Hopeless Romantic, Artistic (writer trait), Friendly, Easily Impressed

Bruce Wayne/Batman
Traits: Genius, Loner, Grumpy, Brave, Computer Whiz

And best roommate ever, Lex Luthor
Traits: Evil, Genius, Mean-Spirited, Perfectionist, Ambitious

In this episode: jilted Superbat, Lex deliberately scaring people, Lex starting a fire (ffs), Diana and Lois bff beach day, the fall festival, Bruce and Diana realizing they’re both smokin’ hot and should jump on it, and, finally, a Lois and Clark wedding. 

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krypto-queen-deactivated2015121  asked:

ok but imagine when they get old, Clark is the kids' fave grandpa in town, but they are scared to go to his house because of grumpy old man Bruce

(Damn it, I couldn’t find the artist! Could anyone provide me a source?)

Clark would be the one with good candy on his porch but you better get it while Bruce isn’t outside or else the older man will give you a look. Clark likes to tell them stories of his travels as a reporter and all the people he’s met. And Bruce just likes to correct him whenever he gives himself too much moucho. I think the kids kind of made it up in their heads that Bruce is a grumpy man when in realty he’s just a quiet man who refuses to wear his glasses and likes his goodnight kisses on the mouth.

anonymous asked:

Do you have any shows you recommend watching while SU is on a break? I mean I'm pretty excited for TWD but I'm still a kid at heart and love cartoons XD

I swear I made a HUGE list of animated show suggestions a while back but I can’t find it for some reason, so I’ll make another one because there’s so many great series that while on the air or not could use some extra love!

Motorcity- literally to my dying breath I will suggest this show to you and continue to INSIST it is the Firefly of animated shows out there. 

The Weekenders- HUGE favorite of mine growing up. Needs more love if I do say so myself

Invader Zim- actually not to my taste most of the time, but I think I would be remiss if I didn’t at least suggest it. I know Peridot fans tend to be big fans of this series!

Over the Garden Wall- A great one for fall/Halloween if you haven’t check it out before DO IT. My new video focus on animation is without a doubt going to cover this miniseries

Sailor Moon- preferably the original series, and ideally in Japanese (the American dubs are censored and if you ask me SHRILL so be wary of that if you are one for dubs like I tend to be), it’s just got so much classic anime in it how can I not suggest it to you? Plus there’s like 600 episodes. Repetitive in plot episodes, so maybe don’t binge them all in a month like I did in 10th grade okay?

Avatar: The Last Airbender/The Legend of Korra- If you’ve yet to see either of these shows, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE RUN TO THEM AND NEVER LOOK BACK.

Bob’s Burgers- If you’re ready to be served some big belly laughs, eat at Bob’s as it constantly delivers with punchy jokes and visual gags galore. ALSO it’s really positive!

Justice League Unlimited- Still not burnt out on superhero stuff? Want to see DC heroes done right? Look no further.

Batman Beyond- See above only add THE FUTURE and grumpy Bruce Wayne and you are THERE.

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood- See Sailor Moon’s suggestion of being a quintessential anime for everyone and add EMOTIONS, BLOOD, and MILITARY FLAIR to the expected heroics and you are pretty much set with this series. 

Adventure Time- I don’t think I need to spell this one out, but just in case; post-apocalyptic technicolor funland of friendship and occasional realness.

There are TONS of great animated shows/anime series out there that are worth uncovering, so just use some of these suggestons as a starting point! This is by no means a comprehensive list, nor should it be. 

anonymous asked:

Why do you like Bucky Barnes so much?

Because he’s my baby and I love all my babies equally.
I love fictional characters, A LOT. Like it might sound weird to you but I love some characters more than I love irl people that I see everyday or even relatives. I love grumpy ass billionaire Bruce Wayne with the force of a thousand suns. I love the other *rolls eyes* billionaire philantrophist genius PAIN IN MY ASS Tony Stark even more. And I would go to war for Bucky. I mean, people in here are like “I would oppose all the 117 countries too only to protect Bucky!!” and I’m just here like I WOULD LITERALLY BURN THE WORLD THE GROUND TO PROTECT BUCKY. AND TONY. AND BRUCE. They all are dear to me for different reasons, but their grief, their pain hit close to home. I’ve been feeling like this for Bucky and Bruce for quite sometime but Tony FUCKING BLINDSIDED ME until 2014. And I’m not even talking (or only talking) about MCU!Tony. I just want to protect them. I think of them as family. I’m crazy, I know.