grudge

witch tip:

if you are holding on to anger towards someone (especially a person who is no longer in your life), sit in a quiet place, burn your favorite incense, and write that person a letter.  write down every single thought and emotion you feel towards that person. when you are done, burn the letter in a cauldron or fireproof bowl.  as you burn it, repeat out loud “you no longer have power in my life” until the letter has turned to ash.  collect the ash and use it to make black salt.

  • Me watching a sex scene alone: They are so cute! Finally!!.... okay this has been going on for about 30 minutes... would this qualify as a porno?.... hmm... whatever.
  • Me watching a sex scene with my mom: OMG THAT'S GROSS! WHO WOULD EVER HAVE SEX IN THEIR LIFE!! STOP THAT!! IT'S AGAINST GOD'S WILL!! DO YOU SEE YOURSELF!! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS....... fast forward!