• Me watching a sex scene alone:They are so cute! Finally!!.... okay this has been going on for about 30 minutes... would this qualify as a porno?.... hmm... whatever.
  • Me watching a sex scene with my mom:OMG THAT'S GROSS! WHO WOULD EVER HAVE SEX IN THEIR LIFE!! STOP THAT!! IT'S AGAINST GOD'S WILL!! DO YOU SEE YOURSELF!! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS....... fast forward!