grrrrrrr

Every time I see one of those tumblr clickbate adds showing Miracle Beautified Hollywood Star Weight Loss, I feel a year being shaved off of my life expectancy. Or just Hollywood Weight loss campaigns period. Enough. Let movie stars eat fried chicken, let Rebel Wilson rock her fat black dress.

Ffs let the people that highlight entertainment media look like normal people. I’m tired of idolizing women shaped like sticks with and men shaped like Doritos (sorry Chris Evans)

New bitchy-broken fanfic  Masterpost

That Love Letter is so Stupid
that-love-letter-is-so-stupid

What the Bloody Hell is Going on?
what-the-blood-hell-is-going-on
what-the-bloody-hell-is-going-on-part-2
what-the-bloody-hell-is-going-on-part-3
what-the-hell-is-going-on-part-4

Flaming Drambruie’s
flaming-drambruies

A Slip Of The Wrist
a-slip-of-the-wrist

Hide Me?
hide-me

The Park
the-park
the-park-part-2
the-park-part-3
park-life

In The Kitchen At Parties
in-the-kitchen-at-parties

Very short Drabble; me as Izzy’s mum (just for fun)
http://bitchy-broken.tumblr.com/post/123673698334/does-anyone-want-to-play#notes

Kismet
kismet

The Full Seven Minutes
the-full-7-minutes

I Hate Camping
i-hate-camping-part-1
i-hate-camping-part-2

Wet
wet

No Reggae
no-reggae

Favour
favour

From a Kiss to Red Cabbage
from-a-kiss-to-red-cabbage

See Me After Class
see-me-after-class

I Enjoyed It Though
i-enjoyed-it-though

Insomnia
insomnia

Either Or
either-or

Being Friendly

being-friendly

Loves Fall

loves-fall

One Over
part-1 part-2 part-3 part-4 part-5 part-6 part-7 part-8 part-9 part-10 part-11 & part-12

Manwhore

part-1 part-2 part-3 part-4 part-5 part-6 part-7 part-8 part-9 part-10 part-11 part-12 part-13 part-14 & part-15

Poker Face

poker-face

Road Rage

road-rage

Tiny little ramble basses on the ‘I Fucking Love You Badge’

rude-valentine-pin#notes

He Drove All Night 

he-drove-all-night part-2 part-3

Hullabaloo

hullabaloo

My Ficcy Ramblings

Behold this terrifying and mighty serpent! But all is not as it seems:

  • Check out the oak leaves in the foreground. They aren’t huge—this snake is TINY.
  • The glowing eyes are 100% the product of my flash. It actually has brown eyes.
  • The threatening pose is all bluff. This is a harmless Eastern gartersnake (Thamnophis sirtalis). Most likely, it had just eaten (possibly a worm or grasshopper), which made it slower and more vulnerable—and very very nervous. I have a long lens and was pretty far from the snake as it did its serpent impression. I took a couple snaps and backed away even more, and it fled.

I would be more scared of an angry chipmunk than this cute faker. It’s really too bad there isn’t an Oscar for snakes.

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Teenage Dirtbag