grrl gamers

The Signs as Types of Gamers
  • Aries: GRRL GAMER - Only plays games she thinks will get her the most praise. Lives for the attention.
  • Taurus: REC GAMER - Has a life outside of gaming. Plays anything.
  • Gemini: POKEBAES - Actually caught them all.
  • Cancer: TOURNEYBROS - MUST WIN. WIN. MUST WIN. WIN WIN WIN.
  • Leo: RETRO GAMER - Still plays the N64.
  • Virgo: CHEATER - Uses cheats everywhere to win and exploit the games.
  • Libra: SUPRACASUAL - Plays Sims on their iPhones.
  • Scorpio: BRO GAMER - Says BRAH a lot. Plays mostly Sports Games or Call of Duty.
  • Sagittarius: ELITE GAMER - Can't live without gaming, it's a drug for them. Makes sure you know how good he is.
  • Capricorn: ARTISTE - Plays for the graphics, the looks of a game. Doesn't care what it is, as long as it's pretty.
  • Aquarius: PRO GAMER - Actually likes gaming, and knows his shit. Has skills, unlike most gamers.
  • Pisces: CASUAL GAMER - Owns a Wii.
oh my god so much rage

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I’m part of an elite minority: 

GIRL GAMERS 

*GASP* I know, pretty shocking. But shocking people is what’s so fun about it. Most people don’t believe it because I’m so girly, yet I love the most manly of games. Nothing that involves sports though - sports are pointless. I don’t know any girl gamers out there, so I’d love to meet and chat with more of you! 

Guys are instantly surprised and curious when I say I’m a gamer, and girls like to tease and call me a dude. On Xbox Live I get catcalls when boys figure out I’m a girl - but I shut them up when I pwn their n00b asses. I hope to be a journalist for Game Informer one day. =) 

There’s nothing better than staying up late playing COD with my boyfriend and our friends. My favorite games would have to be Modern Warfare 2, BioShock, Gears of War 2, and Assassin’s Creed 2, but I play a lot of other games too. Wanna play me? My gamertag is ScandalousDee. 

So this is my story. Enjoy the ride. 

DSKJBFGWKJEBFGKW NO ONE CARES IF YOU’RE A GIRL GET OVER IT OH MY GOD. skdhfbkesjfvbks aaaaaarghhhhhh. i cannot stand girls who push the whole “i’m a woman and i game” shit. fuck.